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艦長想叫，卻被尾巴堵住嗓子眼。只能看著帕朵掀起他的被子，開始解他的衣扣……"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":null,"url":"data:image/png;base64,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","width":null,"height":null,"size":null,"status":"pending"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" 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