【VA-11 Hall-A】賽博朋克酒保行動(dòng)劇情文本——第四天（2）
整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項(xiàng)）以及Jill在家里的每日手機(jī)資訊。會(huì)有部分對(duì)話刪減，重點(diǎn)提名某小可愛和某主播。
萌新可從零開始，若是對(duì)幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。
?因?yàn)樗娜f(wàn)字限制就拆三個(gè)部分了。?
Jill：你這么一說我突然想問，你在看電影或做類似事情的時(shí)候，是怎么處理直播的？
Jill: Now that I think about it, how do you handle the stream if you want to watch a movie or something?
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Streaming-chan：我有一個(gè)插件，會(huì)自動(dòng)為我在電視或電影院中看到的東西打上馬賽克。
Streaming-chan: I have a plugin that lays mosaic censorship over whatever I watch on TV or in the theater.
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Jill：明白了……
Jill: I see...
?【兩杯酒都上錯(cuò)】
Streaming-chan：那么……調(diào)酒師小姐，你有什么H【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??子可以講給我們聽嗎？
Streaming-chan: So... Any?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??nky stories you can tell us, Ms. Bartender?
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Jill： H【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??段子？
Jill: Ki【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ky?
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Streaming-chan：比如一位顧客用身【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??T付賬之類的。
Streaming-chan: A client that paid you with his body.
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Streaming-chan：或者是和那邊的帥小伙兒在壁櫥里共【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??同度過半個(gè)小時(shí)甜蜜時(shí)光之類的。
Streaming-chan: Spending half an hour of quality time with pretty boy over there in the closet.
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Streaming-chan：再比如通過取悅你的老板來(lái)獲得加薪之類的……
Streaming-chan: Getting a raise by pleasing your boss...
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：關(guān)于酒吧后面那群流浪漢就沒什么段子可講嗎？你就不曾在巷子里撞上過furry濫【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??J現(xiàn)場(chǎng)嗎？
Streaming-chan: No quickie with the hobos behind the bar? No stumbling upon a furry or【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??gy in the alleys?
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Jill：我怎么感覺你是想知道有沒有人和你干過同樣的事？
Jill: Why do I get this feeling you're trying to see if anybody has done the same things you have?
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Streaming-chan：那可只有付費(fèi)會(huì)員才能知道。每月只要$99.99！請(qǐng)付費(fèi)！
Streaming-chan: That's something only my Premium members get to know. Only $99.99 a month! Go Premium!
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Jill：抱歉，沒有什么值得在紳士雜志上刊載的與X【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??行為相關(guān)的段子可講。
Jill: Sorry, no s【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ual gentlemen-magazine-worthy stories.
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Streaming-chan：那好吧，既然如此的話，講講你的日常生活好嗎？
Streaming-chan: Okay, maybe not here, but what about your daily life?
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Jill：那些是私人事務(wù)，別指望我會(huì)告訴你。
Jill: That's for me to know and you to never hear about.
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Streaming-chan：那—好—吧?？梢灾v講你的顧客嗎？肯定有人給你講過超贊的故事。
Streaming-chan: Fiiiiiiine. What about your clients, then? Some must've told you some incredible stories.
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Jill：那些不過是即興的故事，我不會(huì)對(duì)其他人重復(fù)的。
Jill: Those are spur of the moment things I don't repeat to others.
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Streaming-chan：一方面，我現(xiàn)在對(duì)你感到很安心，感覺可以與你分享我的人生故事。
Streaming-chan: On one hand, I'm feeling so secure with you right now that I could tell my life's story.
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Streaming-chan：但另一方面，你這樣讓我的工作很難做啊！
Streaming-chan: On the other hand, YOU'RE NOT MAKING MY JOB ANY EASIER!
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Streaming-chan：你有沒有什么……身材很棒的，又愿意假扮調(diào)半小時(shí)調(diào)酒師的朋友？
Streaming-chan: Don't you have like... a really stacked friend that's willing to pretend to be a bartender for half an hour?
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Streaming-chan：那樣的話至少還能讓觀眾的眼睛嘗到點(diǎn)甜頭。
Streaming-chan: That would at least mean some eye candy.
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Jill：*嘆氣*
Jill: *sigh*
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Streaming-chan：你看，我也不知道該怎么說。你可能有一雙美腿，但你在吧臺(tái)后面是顯不出這個(gè)的。
Streaming-chan: Look, I don't know. Maybe, you've got nice legs, but they don't mean much if you're behind a counter, lady.
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Streaming-chan：好吧，這樣下去就太無(wú)聊了。就算需要親自上陣，我也要把氣氛炒熱起來(lái)。
Streaming-chan: Okay, this is getting stale. I'm gonna heat this up this even if I have to do it myself.
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Streaming-chan：我們需要來(lái)點(diǎn)震撼的。調(diào)酒師小姐，請(qǐng)讓我喝醉，我不介意怎么個(gè)喝法，總之……請(qǐng)。
Streaming-chan: We need to drop a cow in here. Ms. Bartender, get me drunk. I don't care how, just... do it.
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Jill：好吧……
Jill: Okay...
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Jill：如何？
Jill: So?
?【ｃｈａｎ喝醉，酒精數(shù)大于２１】
Streaming-chan：頭暈?zāi)垦！?/strong>
Streaming-chan: Lightheadedness...
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Streaming-chan：舌頭發(fā)麻……
Streaming-chan: Clumsy tongue...
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Streaming-chan：掌心出汗，膝蓋無(wú)力，胳膊軟軟綿綿……
Streaming-chan: Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti...
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Streaming-chan：感覺不到自己的雙腿了……
Streaming-chan: Can't feel my legs...
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Streaming-chan：感覺不到自己的雙腿了?。?/strong>
Streaming-chan: Can't feel my legs!!
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Streaming-chan：嘿嘿嘿……好嘞，那咱們就來(lái)點(diǎn)Ｙ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??蕩的表演讓大家興奮一下！
Streaming-chan: Heheh... alright, let's get it on with the le【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??d stuff!
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：首先，我打算猜你的Ｘ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??圍。
Streaming-chan: First, I'll try to guess your bust size.
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Streaming-chan：我得先警告你，我猜這個(gè)的準(zhǔn)確率可高達(dá)90%。
Streaming-chan: I must warn you, I have a 90% success rate with this.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：嗯……我覺得……
Streaming-chan: Hm... I'd say...
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Streaming-chan：B！還沒大到一只手握不住的程度，但也不至于小到讓你看起來(lái)像個(gè)小孩。
Streaming-chan: B! Not big enough to fill a hand but not small enough to make you look like a child.
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Streaming-chan：你是B罩【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??杯，對(duì)不對(duì)？
Streaming-chan: You're a size B, right?
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Jill：我不打算討論自己的Ｘ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??圍。
Jill: I'm not discussing my bust.
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Streaming-chan：別那樣嘛。我能估到你就是B【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??杯。
Streaming-chan: Don't be like that. I can tell you're B-cup.
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Streaming-chan：你的態(tài)度讓我認(rèn)為你是個(gè)S，而你的行為舉止讓我認(rèn)為你的血型是AB。
Streaming-chan: Your attitude makes me think you're an S, and your behavior makes me think your blood is AB.
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Streaming-chan：怎樣？我猜對(duì)了多少？
Streaming-chan: So? How many did I get right?
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Jill：誰(shuí)知道呢……
Jill: Who knows...
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Streaming-chan：啊啊啊啊?。。。≌?qǐng)你讓我能把這個(gè)話題進(jìn)行下去。我需要你的配合才能取得成功。
Streaming-chan: AAAAAAGH!!! Please let me get on with this. I need you to cooperate if this is going to be a success.
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Jill：我能問個(gè)問題嗎？
Jill: Can I ask something?
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Streaming-chan：總算是有戲了！
Streaming-chan: Finally!
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Jill：既然你的表現(xiàn)和之前相比一點(diǎn)沒變，何苦還要把自己灌醉呢？
Jill: What's the point of getting drunk if you're going to behave the same way?
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Streaming-chan：嘿嘿嘿……我也覺得好像有點(diǎn)多此一舉……
Streaming-chan: Heheheh... I guess it is kind of redundant...
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Streaming-chan：因?yàn)槟闱?，我每時(shí)每刻都處于醉了的狀態(tài)。
Streaming-chan: Because you see, I'm drunk 24/7.
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Jill：呃？
Jill: Eh?
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Streaming-chan：當(dāng)我得知自己做任何事都有人愿意觀看的時(shí)候……
Streaming-chan: Knowing people want to watch me do anything and everything...
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Streaming-chan：當(dāng)我發(fā)現(xiàn)觀眾的人數(shù)在隨著自己的行為愈加新奇冒險(xiǎn)而穩(wěn)步增長(zhǎng)的時(shí)候……
Streaming-chan: Seeing the viewer count steadily raise as I take more risks and become more adventurous...
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Streaming-chan：那種醉人的快感是酒精和Ｘ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??愛所無(wú)法比擬的。
Streaming-chan: It's a feeling that neither alcohol nor?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ex can compare to.
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Streaming-chan：說起Ｘ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??愛，如果我今晚走運(yùn)的話，你只需支付$99.99即可看到之后發(fā)生了什么！
Streaming-chan: Speaking of sex, if I get lucky tonight, you only need to pay $99.99 to see what happens afterwards!
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Streaming-chan：不付費(fèi)就沒戲可看啦！
Streaming-chan: Go Premium or go home!
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Jill：呃……如果對(duì)方知道你們正在被直播的話，你真的還能“走運(yùn)”嗎？
Jill: Umm... do you really "get lucky" if the other person knows they're being streamed?
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Streaming-chan：你都不知道有多少人只會(huì)因此而更興奮。
Streaming-chan: You'd be surprised by how many are actually turned on by that.
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Jill：你怎么對(duì)付那些不希望自己的真實(shí)身份被揭露的人？
Jill: How do you deal with people who don't want their identities revealed?
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Streaming-chan：協(xié)議上都寫清楚啦。
Streaming-chan: Everything's written here.
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Jill：“當(dāng)被此攝像機(jī)拍攝時(shí)，您特此同意您的肖像……”
Jill: "By being captured by this camera, you hereby provide consent to the use of your face..."
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Jill：“可被Streaming-chan有限責(zé)任公司所提供的一切內(nèi)容采用?！?/strong>
Jill: "...on all material produced by Streaming-chan L.L.C."
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Jill：我不確定這個(gè)是否合法。
Jill: I'm not sure how legal that is.
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Streaming-chan：人們相信這是合法的，而且我還沒有被律師找過麻煩。
Streaming-chan: People believe it is and I've yet to be troubled by a lawyer.
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Streaming-chan：說來(lái)也有趣。當(dāng)你走在街上時(shí)，除非有哪位路人特別性感，不然你根本記不住他們的長(zhǎng)相。
Streaming-chan: It's funny, though. When you're on the street, unless it's somebody really hot, you can't recall their faces...
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Streaming-chan：可是一旦你知道了他們的名字，他們突然就像雪花那樣獨(dú)一無(wú)二，卓爾不群了。
Streaming-chan: But learn their name and suddenly they're a f【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??cking snowflake that's better than all the rest.
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Streaming-chan：哼，真奇怪。我突然想睡了。
Streaming-chan: Huh, this is weird. I'm feeling sleepy.
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Jill：是你特別要求我把你灌醉的。有什么好奇怪的？
Jill: You did ask me to get you drunk. Why is it weird?
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Streaming-chan：因?yàn)槲乙呀?jīng)很久沒有想睡的感覺了。事實(shí)上，我已經(jīng)缺乏睡眠很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間了。
Streaming-chan: Because I haven't felt sleepy in quite some time. In fact, I've been sleep deprived for a while now.
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Jill：多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間了？
Jill: How long?
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Streaming-chan：一周。
Streaming-chan: A week.
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Jill：一周？！
Jill: A week?!
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Streaming-chan：每周應(yīng)該有三十天，對(duì)吧？
Streaming-chan: Weeks are the ones with 30 days, right?
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Jill：呃……
Jill: Um...
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Streaming-chan：誒呀，超級(jí)想睡。我感覺眼皮已經(jīng)沉重到睜不開了。
Streaming-chan: Yup, totally sleepy. I can feel my eyes getting heavier.
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Streaming-chan：而且當(dāng)我嘗試移動(dòng)的時(shí)候能感覺到明顯的延遲，這是怎么回事？
Streaming-chan: And there's this weird lag when I try to move. What's up with that?
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Streaming-chan：不管了，我打算在沖出大門繼續(xù)享受夜晚之前在這里小睡一下。
Streaming-chan: Anyways, I think I'll take a little nap here before storming off and continuing the night.
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Streaming-chan：如果你不介意的話……
Streaming-chan: If you'll excuse me...
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
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Streaming-chan：……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Streaming-chan: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Gillian：我是不是該叫輛出租車？
Gillian: Should I call a cab?
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Jill：冒著叫醒她的風(fēng)險(xiǎn)嗎？讓她睡吧。我寧可違規(guī)讓她睡在那兒，也不想再伺候她了。
Jill: And risk waking her up? Leave her be. I'd rather break the rules and let her sleep than deal with her again.
?【ｃｈａｎ清醒，酒精數(shù)小于２０】
Streaming-chan：沒醉。只是有些火辣罷了，并沒有頭暈眼花。此外，我一向都很火辣。
Streaming-chan: Nope. A bit hot, but not lightheaded. Then again, I'm always hot.
Jill：（火辣的是你的腦子吧。）
Jill: (Hot-headed.)
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Streaming-chan：要么是你的酒度數(shù)太低，要么是我對(duì)酒精的適應(yīng)性比我想象得更高了。
Streaming-chan: Your drinks are either too light or I'm more resilient to alcohol than I thought.
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Streaming-chan：算了，咱們來(lái)試著換個(gè)角度吧。你來(lái)提問。
Streaming-chan: Okay, let's try this from a different angle. You ask the questions.
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Jill：提什么問？
Jill: What kind of questions?
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Streaming-chan：我不知道啊，我又不是調(diào)酒師。你就按調(diào)酒師的方式來(lái)嘛。
Streaming-chan: I don't know, I'm not the bartender. Do your bartender-ish thing.
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Jill：你為什么會(huì)決定全天不間斷地直播自己？
Jill: What made you decide to start streaming yourself 24/7?
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Streaming-chan：瞧？這就是我要的感覺。你畢竟這里的調(diào)酒師，調(diào)酒師小姐。
Streaming-chan: See? That's what I'm talking about. You're the bartender here, bartender.
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Streaming-chan：至于你的問題，你有沒有因?yàn)橥g人的壓力而做過什么魯莽的事或愚蠢的事？
Streaming-chan: Anyway, have you ever done something reckless or stupid because of peer pressure?
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Jill：我覺得每個(gè)人都或多或少地經(jīng)歷過這樣的事。
Jill: I think that's something everyone has gone through.
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Streaming-chan：好吧，想當(dāng)年，我很少會(huì)被這種問題困擾。
Streaming-chan: Well, it used to be that I very rarely succumbed to such problems.
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Streaming-chan：我曾經(jīng)是那種從不冒險(xiǎn)，也不愿嘗試新鮮事物的人。
Streaming-chan: I was the type to never take risks or try new things.
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Streaming-chan：就算我破例嘗鮮了，我也會(huì)因此遭到責(zé)備，而不是被嘉獎(jiǎng)。
Streaming-chan: Every time I did, I was scolded rather than praised.
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Streaming-chan：如果你所做的事無(wú)人知曉的話，做這些事還有什么意義呢？
Streaming-chan: What point is there in doing this stuff if nobody acknowledges you did well?
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Streaming-chan：但是前段時(shí)間我偶然遇到了一位朋友，她的愛好是直播自己……談話。
Streaming-chan: But some time ago I stumbled upon a friend who would stream herself... talking.
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Streaming-chan：既不是講什么Ｈ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??段子，也不是聊什么熱點(diǎn)話題。
Streaming-chan: Nothing ris【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??que or noteworthy.
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Streaming-chan：她邀請(qǐng)了我參與，而且……好吧……當(dāng)時(shí)的評(píng)論非常令人陶醉。
Streaming-chan: She invited me on, and... well... the comments were intoxicating.
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Streaming-chan：互聯(lián)網(wǎng)是個(gè)大世界。不知為何，我居然在評(píng)論中發(fā)現(xiàn)有人認(rèn)識(shí)我。
Streaming-chan: The internet is a big place. Somehow I found within those comments people that acknowledged me.
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Streaming-chan：他們給了我前所未有的鼓勵(lì)！
Streaming-chan: They encouraged me, even!
Streaming-chan：在參與那次直播之后，我就試著自己做了幾次。
Streaming-chan: After that stream, I tried doing some by myself.
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Streaming-chan：我打開攝像頭，穿上一些賣萌的衣服，然后伴著*Kira* Miki的歌聲跳舞。
Streaming-chan: I turned on the camera, put on something cutesy and started dancing to *Kira* Miki.
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Streaming-chan：一開始，我還要假裝鏡頭不存在，但當(dāng)我看到觀眾的評(píng)論時(shí)……
Streaming-chan: At first, I pretended the camera wasn't there but as soon as I saw the comments...
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Streaming-chan：我感到內(nèi)心深處有什么繃緊的東西斷裂了。
Streaming-chan: Something snapped within me.
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Streaming-chan：那里有下流的評(píng)論，有贊揚(yáng)，也有亂七八糟的東西……
Streaming-chan: Lewd comments, praises, the usual random stuff...
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Streaming-chan：在意識(shí)到有這么多人對(duì)我感興趣之后，我改變了很多。我不再像當(dāng)年那樣靦腆羞怯了。
Streaming-chan: After seeing so many people interested in me, I started moving a lot more. No more shyness for me.
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Streaming-chan：從那以后，我直播的內(nèi)容越來(lái)越豐富。包括唱歌，下廚，繪畫，有些時(shí)候我甚至還跳過Ｔ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??衣舞。
Streaming-chan: After that I started doing more. I sang, I cooked, I drew things, I even did a striptease at some point.
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Streaming-chan：每當(dāng)直播開始的時(shí)候，我就拋掉了羞恥心。
Streaming-chan: Whenever I was streaming, I stopped being shy.
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Streaming-chan：之后，某一天我突然覺得“嘿，我這輩子都想以這種方式活下去?！?/span>
Streaming-chan: So, at some point I said, "Hey, this is the way I wanna live all my life".
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Streaming-chan：Streaming-chan便由此誕生了。
Streaming-chan: And thus Streaming-chan was born.
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Jill：你不覺得很難堅(jiān)持下去嗎？
Jill: Is it difficult to keep that up?
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Streaming-chan：完全沒有。我又不是在做表演之類的事兒。我只是在展現(xiàn)自我罷了。
Streaming-chan: Not really. It's not like I'm acting or anything. I'm just being myself.
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Streaming-chan：有些時(shí)候我需要留意下鏡頭角度之類的事兒，但那些沒什么大不了的。
Streaming-chan: I do need to mind camera angles and that kind of stuff sometimes, but it's nothing major.
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Streaming-chan：想知道我在什么時(shí)候需要留意那些？每月只需$99.99即可得知?，F(xiàn)在就請(qǐng)付費(fèi)！
Streaming-chan: And when do I need to mind that? For only $99.99 a month you can find out. Go Premium, Go!
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Streaming-chan：……嘿！你可真是擅長(zhǎng)調(diào)酒師式的工作。瞧瞧你都讓我說了些什么。
Streaming-chan: ...hey! You're good at this bartending stuff. Look at all the things you've made me say.
Jill：好吧……
Jill: Well...
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Streaming-chan：我真心想知道，你有什么秘訣嗎？
Streaming-chan: Like, seriously. What's your secret?
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Streaming-chan：你是怎么讓別人開口講話的？
Streaming-chan: How do you get people to talk?
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Jill：事實(shí)上，我從未刻意這么做過。
Jill: I never do that much, actually.
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Jill：你看，這里畢竟是家酒吧。
Jill: Well, this is a bar after all.
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Jill：而人們?nèi)ゾ瓢傻脑蛑痪褪怯行┎煌虏豢斓氖虑椤?/span>
Jill: And one of the reasons people come to a bar is because, they sometimes want to get things off their chests.
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Streaming-chan：也就是說，這不是什么你能在10分鐘之內(nèi)傳授給我的訣竅？
Streaming-chan: So it's not a conscious trick you could teach in a ten minute tutorial?
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Jill：沒那種東西。
Jill: Nope.
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Jill：你只需要在正確的時(shí)間處于正確的地點(diǎn)，水到渠成。
Jill: You just need to be in the right place at the right time.
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Jill：某些職業(yè)本身就意味著你會(huì)成為其他人樂意分享秘密的陌生人。
Jill: Some professions make you that personal stranger others feel comfortable telling their secrets to.
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Jill：……當(dāng)然，謹(jǐn)言慎行也有助于此。
Jill: ...of course, discretion helps too.
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Streaming-chan：嘿，你這么一說，我意識(shí)到自己對(duì)理發(fā)師就暴露過很多秘密。
Streaming-chan: Hey, now that you mention it, I do blab a lot to my hairdresser.
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Streaming-chan：這還真是有意思。
Streaming-chan: Pretty interesting stuff.
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Streaming-chan：好吧，今晚沒有狂野之夜可玩了。但這些也很有趣。
Streaming-chan: Well, no wild night tonight. But it did get interesting enough.
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Streaming-chan：無(wú)論如何，我得走了。但在我離開之前，能打聽下你的名字嗎，調(diào)酒師小姐？
Streaming-chan: Anyway, I should go. But before I leave, what's your name, Ms. Bartender?
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Jill：……我叫Lana Smithee。
Jill: ...I'm Lana Smithee.
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Streaming-chan：好吧，Smithee小姐。感謝你給了我一個(gè)迷人的夜晚。
Streaming-chan: Alright, Ms. Smithee. Thank you for a lovely night.
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Streaming-chan：但是觀眾們請(qǐng)保持關(guān)注！長(zhǎng)夜漫漫，還有很多事情可做呦！
Streaming-chan: But you stay here! Because the night is still young and there's a lot to do!
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Streaming-chan：哇哦！地面在移動(dòng)……
Streaming-chan: Whoa! The floor is moving...
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Gillian：多么精力充沛的女孩啊，你不覺得嗎？
Gillian: Quite the lively girl, eh?
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Jill：她這樣的人只要一出場(chǎng)就會(huì)讓我感到頭疼。
Jill: People like her physically hurt me with their presence...
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Gillian：你覺得她還會(huì)再來(lái)嗎？
Gillian: You think she'll come back?
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Jill：媽媽總是教導(dǎo)我，“你永遠(yuǎn)都不知道天使什么時(shí)候說‘阿門’”。
Jill: My mom always says, "You never know when the angels are saying 'amen'".
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Gillian：那是什么意思？
Gillian: What does that mean?
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Jill：意思是你應(yīng)該閉嘴，否則你就會(huì)因?yàn)槟菑垶貘f嘴而倒大霉。
Jill: It means shut your mouth or you'll jinx it.
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Gillian：為什么你不肯告訴她你的真名？
Gillian: Why didn't you give her your name?
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Jill：你情愿把自己的名字告訴像她那樣的人嗎？
Jill: Would you like to reveal your name to someone like her?
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Gillian：有理有據(jù)……
Gillian: Good point...
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Jill：我要去休息一下了。我已經(jīng)很久沒像現(xiàn)在這么渴望抽一根煙了……
Jill: I'm gonna take my break now. It's been a while since I've needed a cigarette this badly...
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Gillian：沒問題。
Gillian: Alright.
Jill：搞定。
Jill: All done.
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Gillian：感覺好點(diǎn)了？
Gillian: Feeling better?
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Jill：新鮮空氣是一劑良藥。
Jill: Fresh air does wonders for you.
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Jill：如果那樣也能算“新鮮”的話。
Jill: Well, for a given value of "fresh", anyway.
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？？？：我堅(jiān)持認(rèn)為那個(gè)聽上去像是炸藥。
???: I insist that it sounds like dynamite.
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？？？：不，炸藥的爆炸聲音不會(huì)持續(xù)那么久。那聽起來(lái)更像是某種耐用型工具。
???: No, it was too long to be dynamite. It sounded more like some heavy-duty tool.
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？？？：你就是個(gè)耐用型工具。
???: You're a heavy-duty tool.
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？？？：沒錯(cuò)，我就是。
???: Yes, I am.
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？？？：等等，我的意思是……該死！
???: Wait, that... dammit!
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Jill：哦，歡迎光臨。
Jill: Oh, welcome back.
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betty：我敢發(fā)誓，我們上次來(lái)這里時(shí)，整個(gè)地方看起來(lái)更……粉一些?？赡苁菬艄鈱?dǎo)致的。
betty: I could've sworn this place looked a lot more... pink the last time we came. Maybe it's the lighting.
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betty：嘿，調(diào)酒師，你覺得那個(gè)聲音聽起來(lái)像什么？
betty: Hey, bartender. What did that noise just now sound like to you?
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Deal：我認(rèn)為是建筑施工傳出的聲音，但betty認(rèn)為是炸藥之類的東西。
Deal: I say it sounds like construction, but betty here says it's dynamite or something like that.
Jill：你們也來(lái)這套……
Jill: Not you too...
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Deal：嗯？你也認(rèn)為那是炸藥嗎？
Deal: Eh? Do you think it's dynamite then?
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Jill：什么？不，我認(rèn)為是發(fā)動(dòng)機(jī)回火的聲音。
Jill: What? No, I say it's a backfire.
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Gillian：是槍聲。
Gillian: It's a gunshot.
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Dana：都—說—了—是—鞭—炮—了！
Dana: Firecrackeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!
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Jill：*嘆氣* 瞧吧？這聲音已經(jīng)響了一整晚了，我們都不知道是怎么回事。
Jill: *sigh* See? Those sounds have been going on all night and we can't figure out what they are.
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betty：好吧，我們來(lái)這兒也不是為了討論那個(gè)的。我們來(lái)這兒是為了……
betty: Well, we aren't here to discuss that. We're here to...
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betty：呃……他是誰(shuí)？
betty: Um... who is he?
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Gillian：Gillian。很高興見到你。
Gillian: Gillian. Nice to meet you.
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betty：我不知道該怎么說，你長(zhǎng)著一張John的臉。
betty: I don't know, you have more of a John face.
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betty：上個(gè)周末他在什么地方？
betty: Where was he last weekend?
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Jill：我不知道，也不關(guān)心。他已經(jīng)為留下我單獨(dú)伺候那些狗而做出補(bǔ)償了。
Jill: I don't know, and I don't care. He already made amends for leaving me to fend off all those dogs.
Jill：不提那些了，你們想喝點(diǎn)什么？
Jill: Anyway, what do you want?
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betty：啤酒（Beer）。
betty: Beer.
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Deal：哦，碰巧了。我也要來(lái)一杯啤酒（Beer）。
Deal: Oh, what the hell. I'll have a Beer too.
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Jill：兩杯啤酒，馬上就好。
Jill: Two Beers coming right up.
?【兩杯普通啤酒（對(duì)話選擇關(guān)鍵在于ｄｅａｌ是否為大杯，下同）】
Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
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Deal：多謝。
Deal: Thank you.
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betty：伙計(jì)，下班后的啤酒永遠(yuǎn)是最好的啤酒。
betty: Man, after-work Beer is always the best Beer.
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Jill：沒錯(cuò)。
Jill: Yeah.
?【兩大杯啤酒】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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Deal：多謝，但這杯可能有點(diǎn)太多了。
Deal: Thanks, but this might be too much.
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betty：你喝不下的就由我來(lái)解決，別擔(dān)心。
betty: I'll take care of anything you don't drink, don't worry.
【只上對(duì)一杯啤酒】
Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
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betty：哦，我明白了。
betty: Oh, I see.
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betty：你想讓我倆為爭(zhēng)奪一杯啤酒動(dòng)武，對(duì)不對(duì)？
betty: You want to see us fight for the Beer, don't you?
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betty：好吧，我這就讓你明白，我能把他打到跪地求饒。
betty: Well, I'll have you know that I can leave this guy begging for mercy.
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Deal：俄克拉荷馬！啤酒讓給你就是了。
Deal: Oklahoma! Take the Beer.
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betty：完勝。
betty: Flawless victory.
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Jill：我肯定會(huì)后悔問這個(gè)的，但是……俄克拉荷馬？
Jill: I'll regret this but... Oklahoma?
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Deal：那是我的安全詞。
Deal: It's my safeword.
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Jill：我猜到了。
Jill: Figured as much.
?【失誤】
Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。
Jill: Here you are.
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betty：這下，我們才算有了個(gè)好的開始。
betty: Aaaand, we're off to a good start.
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betty：我們又不是狗，調(diào)酒師，你可以放松警惕了。
betty: We're not the dogs, Bartender. You can drop your guard.
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betty：那么請(qǐng)告訴我，調(diào)酒師……
betty: So tell me, bartender...
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Jill：叫我Jill就行了。
Jill: Just call me Jill.
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betty：Jill？真是個(gè)不錯(cuò)的名字。
betty: Jill? That's a nice name.
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betty：最近生意如何？
betty: How's business lately?
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Jill：一如既往。
Jill: As usual.
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Jill：等等，我猜你不知道“既往”對(duì)我們來(lái)說是什么樣。
Jill: Wait, I guess you don't really know what "usual" means for us.
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Jill：呃……我們不是那種在高峰期會(huì)被擠得水泄不通的酒吧，而且我們也沒有很多?？汀?/span>
Jill: Um... we're not the kind to be filled to the brim during rush hours and we don't have that many regulars.
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Jill：也就是說……還是老樣子。沒什么變化。
Jill: So... it's just the same. Nothing's changed.
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betty：我們和一群狗一起來(lái)的那次才算真的改變了節(jié)奏，不是嗎？
betty: I guess when we came here with all the dogs, it was quite the change of pace, huh?
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Jill：你都不知道這變化到底有多大。
Jill: You have no idea.
?【ｃｈａｎ喝醉“留宿”后的對(duì)話】
Deal：呃……我想問個(gè)問題，Jill。
Deal: Um... I have a question, Jill.
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Jill：你是想問關(guān)于睡在你身邊的姑娘的事兒?jiǎn)幔?/span>
Jill: Is it about the girl sleeping next to you?
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Streaming-chan：*咕噥* 嗯唔……請(qǐng)付費(fèi)……
Streaming-chan: *grumble* Mmmmm... Premium...
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Jill：請(qǐng)不要把她叫醒。
Jill: Please don't wake her up.
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Deal：你們平時(shí)也允許別人睡在這兒?jiǎn)幔?/span>
Deal: Do you regularly let people sleep here?
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Jill：不，但我寧可讓她睡著，也想不讓她說話。
Jill: No, but I'd rather have her sleeping than talking.
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Gillian：現(xiàn)在至少有六千人在聽著，你是不是不該那么說？
Gillian: Should you be saying that with at least 6k people listening?
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Jill：隨他們的便。我才不關(guān)心。
Jill: Let them hear. I don't care.
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betty：六千人？
betty: 6k people?
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Jill：她自稱為Streaming-chan。她每周7天，每天24小時(shí)地直播自己的生活。
Jill: She calls herself Streaming-chan. She's been streaming her life 24/7.
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betty：那聽起來(lái)耳熟……我記得有條狗提過見識(shí)到什么人在干這個(gè)。
betty: That sounds familiar... I think one of the dogs talked about seeing someone doing that.
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betty：也不知道是不是同一個(gè)人。
betty: I don't know if it's the same person.
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Deal：也就是說，現(xiàn)在有六千人正在觀看，而且聽得到我們的對(duì)話？
Deal: So, six thousand people are watching and hearing us?
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Jill：考慮到她睡覺的姿勢(shì)，他們可能只聽得到我們的對(duì)話。她的攝像頭正貼在桌子上。
Jill: Considering the way she's sleeping, they're probably only hearing us. Her camera is against the table.
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Jill：但我不知道有多少人還留在她的直播頻道里……
Jill: I don't know how many are still in the channel, though...
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Deal：明白了。
Deal: I see.
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betty：這就意味著如果有人說了什么，就會(huì)有更多的見證者了？
betty: So, there will be a lot more witnesses if something's said?
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Jill：你們有過犯罪記錄嗎？
Jill: Do any of you have a criminal past?
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Deal：沒有。
Deal: Nope.
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betty：我曾因微不足道的毀壞公物而被指控過一小下。
betty: Just a minor charge of petty vandalism.
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Jill：你毀壞了什么？
Jill: What did you do?
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betty：在我的高中教學(xué)樓墻上涂鴉“Thompson小姐是個(gè)Ｊ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??人”。
betty: Painted graffiti outside of my high school saying "Ms. Thompson's a c【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】?nt".
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Jill：為什么要那么做？
Jill: Why'd you do that?
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betty：因?yàn)門hompson小姐就是個(gè)賤【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】?Ｒ！
betty: Because Ms. Thompson was a cu【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】?t!
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betty：她總是羞辱那些答錯(cuò)了她的問題的人。
betty: She constantly humiliated whoever got her questions wrong.
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betty：她還欺負(fù)過我的兩個(gè)同學(xué)！
betty: She also constantly bullied two of my classmates!
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betty：沒錯(cuò)，我被停學(xué)了一周，而且還要刷洗墻壁。
betty: True, I got a week of suspension and had to clean the wall.
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betty：但我的行為激勵(lì)了大家踴躍發(fā)聲！
betty: But it gave everyone the courage to speak up!
?【ｃｈａｎ清醒離開后的劇情】
Jill：過去的事兒就讓它過去吧。今天是什么風(fēng)把你倆吹到這兒來(lái)了？
Jill: So, what brings you here today?
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Deal：是我提議下班后來(lái)這里的。
Deal: I suggested coming here after work.
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betty：今天是周五。通過喝酒來(lái)慶祝一個(gè)周末的開端是件好事，正是這種小細(xì)節(jié)讓生活變得有價(jià)值。
betty: It's Friday. A drink to kick off the weekend is one of those little things that makes life worthwhile.
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betty：但他之所以這么提議，是因?yàn)槲夷繐舻剿谵k公室里抱著一只超肥的柯基犬。
betty: But he did only suggest it after I found him hugging a stuffed Corgi in his office.
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Jill：超肥的……柯基犬？
Jill: A... stuffed Corgi?
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Deal：是玩具，不是被喂得太肥的狗。（注：原文為stuffed，可被理解為毛絨玩具或喂得太肥）
Deal: A plushie. Not an overfed dog.
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Jill：我明白了……
Jill: I see...
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Jill：等等，你有一間辦公室？
Jill: Wait, you have an office?
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Deal：是的，這有什么奇怪的？
Deal: Yeah, what's weird about that?
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Jill：我以為你會(huì)在隔間里工作……或是狗窩里。
Jill: I thought you'd have a cubicle... or a kennel.
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Deal：狗窩……
Deal: A kennel...
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Jill：我的意思是，不是每個(gè)辦公室勤雜員都能擁有自己的辦公室。
Jill: I mean, you don't hear much about office boys getting their own offices.
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betty：這也不是什么難事，畢竟公司的其他員工不用桌椅。就連我都有自己的辦公室。
betty: It's not hard, considering the rest of the staff don't use chairs or tables. Even I have my own office.
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Jill：我不知道有那種事。那群狗在廁所里留下的污漬通常是有拇指的生物才能做到的。
Jill: I don't know about that. The mess they left in the bathroom usually requires someone with thumbs.
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Jill：不用桌椅看起來(lái)還不算什么。
Jill: Chairs and tables seem like lesser evils.
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Jill：而你畢竟是他們的獸醫(yī)……
Jill: And you're the veterinarian after all...
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Deal：狗窩……
Deal: A kennel...
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betty：狗窩怎么了？
betty: What about a kennel?
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Deal：不知道該怎么表達(dá)，但我覺得如果有一天我去上班，而他們?yōu)槲覝?zhǔn)備了一個(gè)狗窩的話……
Deal: I don't know, I just thought it'd be cute if one day I went to work and they had one waiting for me..
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Deal：就好像他們認(rèn)可了我是他們的同類，那實(shí)在是太可愛了。
Deal: Like they saw me as one of them.
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betty：……
betty: ...
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Jill：那么……你—你是從哪兒搞到那個(gè)毛絨玩具的？
Jill: So... w-where did you get that plushie?
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betty：哦，是我送給他的。
betty: Oh, I gave it to him.
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betty：那是我去年送給他的Mega圣誕節(jié)禮物。
betty: It was my gift last Mega Christmas.
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Jill：等等……他要為被你目擊到抱著你送給他的禮物而做辯解？
Jill: Wait... so he got defensive over being caught hugging a gift you gave him?
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betty：就因?yàn)檫@樣才有趣，他表現(xiàn)得就像我不知道他有那個(gè)東西一樣。
betty: That's the funniest part. He acted like I didn't know he had it.
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betty：我只是為他喜歡那個(gè)禮物而感到高興，知道嗎？
betty: I was just glad he was enjoying it, you know?
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Deal：為什么你們要像我不在場(chǎng)一樣公然聊這些？
Deal: Why are you two talking like I'm not here?
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betty：因?yàn)槟阌植豢喜遄臁?/strong>
betty: Because you're not giving any input anyway.
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Jill：貴司最近情況如何？
Jill: So, how's stuff up at Doglandia?
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Deal：我們最近和Farmer Fabrics達(dá)成了協(xié)議，開設(shè)了一條狗用服裝的生產(chǎn)線。
Deal: Well, we recently struck a deal with Farmer Fabrics to start a doggie clothing line.
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Jill：Farmer Fabrics？那個(gè)名字有點(diǎn)耳熟……
Jill: Farmer Fabrics? That name rings a bell...
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betty：那是一家紡織品公司，它的老板認(rèn)為自己是只羊駝。
betty: It's that textile company where the owner believes herself to be an alpaca.
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Jill：哦……沒錯(cuò)，就是那人。
Jill: Oh... yeah. That one.
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Jill：她以前來(lái)過這里。她喝高了，然后……
Jill: We had her here some time ago. She got drunk and...
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Jill：……她把口水噴得到處都是。
Jill: ...so much saliva everywhere.
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betty：哦……
betty: Oh...
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Jill：就—就別提那個(gè)了，狗用服裝是怎么回事？
Jill: B-But anyway, dog clothes?
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Deal：我們雇傭了一位新員工，她向公司高層展示了一些設(shè)計(jì)方案。
Deal: We hired a new employee and she showed the higher ups some designs.
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Deal：在幾次談話之后，他們決定嘗試一下服裝生產(chǎn)。
Deal: After a couple of talks, they decided to give the clothing production a try.
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betty：那些服裝設(shè)計(jì)超尷尬的，你知道嗎？
betty: Those designs were embarrassing, you know?
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betty：但我覺得那種尷尬正是它們得到批準(zhǔn)的原因。
betty: But something tells me that's why they were approved.
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Jill：你們還想喝點(diǎn)別的嗎？
Jill: You guys want anything else?
?【給ｄｅａｌ大杯啤酒后的對(duì)話】
Deal：我還沒喝完這杯啤酒，先不用了。
Deal: I'm still handling this Beer, so I'm fine.
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betty：你實(shí)在是太慫了……
betty: You're such a wuss...
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betty：我要一杯Zen Star，謝了。
betty: I'll have a Zen Star, please.
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Jill：沒問題。
Jill: Sure.
?【Zen Star】
Jill：你的Zen Star。
Jill: Zen Star.
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betty：多謝。
betty: Thank you.
?【啤酒，不算失誤但沒有小費(fèi)】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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betty：哦……好吧……
betty: Oh... kay then...
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betty：我就收下了。
betty: I'll take it.
【失誤】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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betty：你不會(huì)指望我為這個(gè)付錢吧，不會(huì)吧？
betty: You don't expect me to pay for this, do you?
?【給ｄｅａｌ普通杯啤酒后的對(duì)話】
betty：他點(diǎn)什么我就喝什么。
betty: I'll have whatever this guy orders.
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Deal：我看看……我要一杯Brandtini。
Deal: Let's see... I'll have a Brandtini.
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Jill：兩杯Brandtini，馬上就好。
Jill: Two Brandtinis, then.
?【兩杯Brandtini】
Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
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betty：你對(duì)酒的品位還真是……娘炮，Deal。
betty: You have such a... wimpy taste in drinks, Deal.
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Deal：不是所有人都會(huì)像瘋子一樣把整個(gè)周末泡在大學(xué)的派對(duì)里。
Deal: Not all of us spent their weekends in college partying like maniacs.
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Deal：事實(shí)上，不是所有人都上過大學(xué)。
Deal: Actually, not all of us went to college.
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betty：不上大學(xué)也不會(huì)錯(cuò)過什么。有時(shí)候我真想回到過去給自己一腳。
betty: You missed nothing. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and kick myself.
?【只有一杯Brandtini】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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Deal：嘿！為什么你把Brandtini拿走了？
Deal: Hey! Why are you taking the Brandtini?
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betty：因?yàn)槲艺f你點(diǎn)什么我就喝什么，而我就在喝你點(diǎn)的。
betty: Because I said I'd have whatever you ordered and that's what I got.
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Deal：這……根本沒道理。
Deal: That... doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
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betty：誰(shuí)管你的道理。反正我就喝這個(gè)了。
betty: Whatever. I'm still grabbing this one.
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Deal：好吧……
Deal: Fine...
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betty：你得更有骨氣一些，不然你是找不到好女人的。
betty: ...you need more of a spine or you won't find a worthy woman.
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betty：下次我可就真搶你的酒喝了。
betty: Next time I'm really grabbing your drink.
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Deal：哦—哦……
Deal: O-Oh...
【全失誤】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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betty：你知道嗎，我完全可以就這么怒氣沖沖地離開，我有權(quán)這么做。
betty: You know, I COULD storm off right now and it'd be entirely within my rights to do so.
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betty：但是……這次我就放過你。
betty: But... I'll pass this time.
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Deal：應(yīng)該發(fā)脾氣的是不是我？
Deal: Shouldn't I be the outraged one?
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betty：但你又不肯發(fā)脾氣。
betty: But you aren't.
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Deal：那倒是。
Deal: That's true.
?【二人第一次點(diǎn)單時(shí)選擇普通啤酒之后的對(duì)話／第二杯Brandtini失誤后的對(duì)話】
betty：說真的，你不該這么……既消極又沉默。
betty: Seriously, though, you need to stop being so... passive and quiet.
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betty：你只有在處理和狗有關(guān)的事情的時(shí)候，才能堅(jiān)持自己的主見。
betty: You're only assertive when dogs are involved.
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Deal：但是我喜歡狗。
Deal: But I like dogs.
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betty：假如你是在飯館里，而服務(wù)員吃了一口你點(diǎn)的菜……
betty: If you were at a restaurant and the waiter took a bite out of your order...
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betty：……你還會(huì)因?yàn)檫@件事與狗無(wú)關(guān)而保持靜坐嗎？
betty: ...would you just sit quietly because no dogs were involved?
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Deal：呃……
Deal: Um...
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betty：我甚至見過你連在排隊(duì)的時(shí)候被插隊(duì)都無(wú)動(dòng)于衷，你知道嗎？
betty: I've seen you stand quietly as someone else takes your spot in line, you know?
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Deal：沒錯(cuò)，上次發(fā)生那種事的時(shí)候，你的拔刀相助導(dǎo)致那個(gè)可憐的家伙痛哭流涕。
Deal: Yeah. Last time that happened, you got too involved and left the poor guy a crying mess.
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Deal：就像你不理解我為什么這么消極一樣，我也不能理解你為什么這么性急。
Deal: The same way you don't get how I can be so passive, I don't understand why you need to be so hot-headed.
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Deal：對(duì)于那種事情，你也未免太小題大作了。我不覺得那種事值得浪費(fèi)那么多精力。
Deal: Seems like it's too much effort for stuff that, honestly, I just don't feel is worth the energy.
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betty：他們不尊重你。
betty: They disrespect you.
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Deal：相信我吧，當(dāng)我認(rèn)為他們的行為越界的時(shí)候，我會(huì)有所行動(dòng)的。但在此之前，我可不想引起混亂。
Deal: Trust me, I'll act when I feel they've crossed a line. Until then I'd rather not stir up a mess.
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betty：你就不知道那種態(tài)度讓我有多惱火嗎？！
betty: Do you have any idea how much that attitude annoys me?!
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betty：但這也因人而異，如果你是個(gè)女孩的話，我就會(huì)覺得這種態(tài)度很討人喜歡，而且會(huì)迷上你。
betty: But who am I kidding, if you were a girl, I'd find that attitude adorable and be all over you.
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Deal：那也……未免太雙重標(biāo)準(zhǔn)了……
Deal: That's... quite the double standard...
?【二人第一次點(diǎn)單時(shí)選擇大杯啤酒后的對(duì)話】
betty：嗯……
betty: Hm...
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Deal：你有什么心事嗎？
Deal: Something on your mind?
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betty：那個(gè)設(shè)計(jì)衣服的女孩……
betty: That girl that's designing the clothes...
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Deal：Laura？她怎么了？
Deal: Laura? What about her?
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betty：她很可愛，但她應(yīng)該更注重自己的形象。
betty: She's cute, but she should take more care in her appearance.
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betty：我是指，現(xiàn)在的她實(shí)在是太符合“邋遢美女”的定義了，符合得令人心痛。
betty: I mean, right now she fits the "unkempt cutie" category so well that it's almost painful.
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betty：她的邋遢還特別老土，土到我每次看到她都會(huì)感到難堪。
betty: It's so cliched that I can't help but cringe when looking at her.
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Deal：難堪？
Deal: Cringe?
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betty：就像見到那種拙劣電影里的俗套橋段的感覺......
betty: It's like when you see something that's such a cheesy movie cliche...
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betty：……那種難為情的感覺會(huì)讓你想去隨便找什么東西踢上一腳。
betty: ...you just feel the need to kick whatever the hell it is.
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Deal：踢—踢上一腳？
Deal: K-Kick?
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Deal：betty，我覺得這句話不該在同一個(gè)月里對(duì)你說兩次，但是……你不該踢人的。
Deal: betty, I didn't think I'd have to say this to you twice in the same month but... you shouldn't kick people.
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betty：我又不是真的要踢她一腳。為什么你會(huì)覺得我要踢她一腳？
betty: I wasn't gonna kick her. Why'd you think I'd kick her?
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Deal：因?yàn)槲乙郧耙娺^你踢人。
Deal: Because I've seen you kick people before.
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Deal：在我看來(lái)那是無(wú)緣無(wú)故的，或者是出于只有你自己能夠理解的復(fù)雜原因。
Deal: apparently unprovoked or due to complicated reasons only you understand.
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betty：好吧，罪名成立。
betty: Fine. Guilty as charged.
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betty：即便如此，我還是要對(duì)她做點(diǎn)什么。我感覺這件事非做不可。
betty: Still, I'm gonna do something about her. I feel like I just need to.
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betty：這事關(guān)榮耀。
betty: It's a matter of honor.
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Deal：榮耀，聽她說的……
Deal: Honor, she says...
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betty：好吧，也許榮耀不是什么妥當(dāng)?shù)恼f法。
betty: Well, maybe honor isn't the right word.
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betty：但她是有潛力的，而我不會(huì)放任她浪費(fèi)掉那些。
betty: But she has potential and I'm not going to let her waste it.
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Dana：Jill，我要去檢查一下房頂?shù)奶炀€。
Dana: Jill, I'm gonna go check the antenna on the roof.
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Jill：好的。
Jill: Alright.
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betty：她是你的老板，對(duì)嗎？
betty: She's your boss, right?
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Jill：你以前沒見過她嗎？
Jill: Didn't you meet her before?
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betty：沒，我只是個(gè)獸醫(yī)罷了，是那群狗邀請(qǐng)她開會(huì)商議的。
betty: Nope, I'm just the veterinarian. The dogs were the ones that organized a meeting with her.
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betty：我得說她可真漂亮，但說實(shí)在的，那條褲子有損她的魅力。
betty: I'd say she's really good looking. But honestly, those pants rob her of her charm.
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Jill：那是什么意思？
Jill: What do you mean?
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betty：那條褲子讓她顯得太拘謹(jǐn)了……從第一印象來(lái)看，她并不像是那種人。
betty: They make her look too uptight... and at a glance, she doesn't seem like the type.
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betty：短褲或短裙會(huì)更適合她。
betty: Some shorts or a skirt would fit her better.
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Jill：嗯……
Jill: Hm...
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Jill：好吧，她穿短裙還是長(zhǎng)褲完全取決于心情如何。
Jill: Well, she wears a skirt or pants depending on her mood.
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Jill：她還曾有一次穿著一條蘇格蘭短裙來(lái)上班。
Jill: There was also this one time where she came in wearing a kilt.
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Dana：那條蘇格蘭短裙超贊的！
Dana: That kilt was awesome!
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Jill：（該死，她的聽力可真靈敏。）
Jill: (Damn, she has nice hearing.)
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Deal：這么一說我突然想到……
Deal: Now that I think about it...
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Deal：你有僅通過別人的外表就推測(cè)其人格的愛好。
Deal: You have that hobby of speculating what someone's personality is like based just on their looks.
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Deal：而且，你對(duì)Jill也這么做過。
Deal: I mean, you did the same with Jill here.
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betty：還真是令人吃驚，你居然能把這話說得這么奇怪。
betty: Amazing, you actually made that sound weird as hell.
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betty：沒錯(cuò)，我確實(shí)有這個(gè)習(xí)慣，通過別人的外表來(lái)猜測(cè)他們的品行。
betty: Yes, I have the habit of trying to guess someone's behaviour based on their looks.
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betty：但那并不是愛好。你的說法讓我顯得像是什么變態(tài)一樣。
betty: No, it's not a hobby. You made that sound like I'm some sort of creep.
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Deal：我—我有這么說嗎？
Deal: I-I did?
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Jill：你覺得我怎么樣？
Jill: What did you think about me?
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betty：沒猜到多少，說真的。主要是因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)你太禮貌了。
betty: Nothing much, really. Mostly that you were too polite.
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betty：雖然不是那種自然流露出的禮貌，更像是職業(yè)性的禮貌。你之所以如此，是因?yàn)槟阈枰绱恕?/span>
betty: Not a natural polite, though. More like a professional polite. You're like that because you need to be.
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betty：真的就只有這些了。
betty: That was it, really.
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betty：不過，當(dāng)我提到你的老板應(yīng)該穿短裙或短褲的時(shí)候，你看我的眼神可真有意思。
betty: Although the way you looked at me when I said your boss could use a skirt or shorts was interesting.
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betty：你看上去好像……對(duì)我說的感興趣。就像你也想看到那一幕一樣。
betty: You seemed... interested in what I said. Like you'd like to see that scenario.
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Jill：是你想得太多了。
Jill: You're thinking too much.
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Jill：那么，你覺得Gil怎么樣？
Jill: What do you think about Gil, then?
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betty：嗯……
betty: Hm...
?
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
?
betty：嗯嗯……
betty: Hmhm...
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betty：他要么真的是個(gè)笨蛋，要么是假裝笨蛋裝到了原本的人格不復(fù)存在的程度。
betty: He's either a total simpleton or acts like one in a way that consumes the rest of his character.
Gillian：嘿……呵呵呵……是啊。
Gillian: Heh... heheh... yeah...
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betty：但無(wú)論如何，我只是個(gè)獸醫(yī)罷了。
betty: But anyway, I'm just a veterinarian.
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betty：我的判斷力可能會(huì)因?yàn)橐娮R(shí)過太多毛茸茸的生意人而被蒙蔽了。
betty: My judgement might be clouded by seeing so many furry businessmen.
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betty：不如我們?cè)俸纫槐伞?/span>
betty: Let's have another round.
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Deal：聽起來(lái)是個(gè)好主意，我要一杯……
Deal: Sounds like a good idea. I'll have...
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betty：你得喝點(diǎn)酒勁夠強(qiáng)的。你需要為自己對(duì)酒的品位注入一些Ｇ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??丸酮。
betty: You'll have something strong. You need to pump some testosterone into your taste in drinks.
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betty：你以后肯定會(huì)為此感激我的。相信我吧。
betty: You'll thank me later. Trust me.
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Jill：那么……
Jill: Then...
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betty：兩杯酒勁夠強(qiáng)的酒。男性化的酒。我不在乎具體是哪種。
betty: Two strong drinks. Manly drinks. I don't care which ones.
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Deal：好吧……
Deal: Well...
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betty：你閉嘴。
betty: You shut up.
?【兩杯男性化的酒】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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betty：現(xiàn)在就喝。
betty: Now, drink.
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Deal：……
Deal: ...
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Deal：嗯……
Deal: Nf...
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betty：拜托，有點(diǎn)男人的樣子。你遲早會(huì)適應(yīng)的。
betty: Oh, man up. You'll get used to it.
