【VA-11 Hall-A】賽博朋克酒保行動劇情文本——第十八天（2）
整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括全劇情中英文文本——各種不同酒觸發(fā)的不同對話選項與劇情分支走向，以及Jill在家里的每日手機資訊。會有部分對話刪減，重點提名某小可愛和某主播————說的就是十不存一的這一篇。
萌新可從零開始，若是對幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。
?因為四萬字限制就拆兩個部分了。?
Dana：你和Gil去休息一下。我來給這位小姐找點樂子。
Dana: You and Gil take a break. I'll entertain the missy here.
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Jill：……好的。
Jill: ...alright.
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Dana：啊，Jill。我的意思是，把Gil也帶上。
Dana: Ah, Jill. By that I meant, take Gil with you.
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Dana：我可不希望他哼哼著跑到路中間然后被卡車給碾了。
Dana: I don't want him humming to the middle of the road and right into a truck's grill.
Dana：哈……Grilled Gil。（“Grill”為卡車前護欄，指被撞的Gil，這里取諧音）。
Dana: Heh... Grilled Gil.
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Jill：說得對。
Jill: Right.
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Jill：好啦Gil，跟我來。
Jill: Alright Gil, come with me.
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Gillian：誒？
Gillian: Eh?
Jill：來一根嗎？
Jill: Want one?
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Gillian：嗯？不必了，我不抽煙。
Gillian: Hm? No thanks, I don't smoke.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：好吧。我收到了Alma的回信。
Jill: Alright, I got a text from Alma.
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Jill：Boss！Alma沒跟Gil上床！
Jill: BOSS! ALMA AND GIL DIDN'T F?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??CK!
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Dana：喔，真掃興。
Dana: WELL, THAT'S A BUMMER.
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Jill：她倒是向你表示祝賀。
Jill: She is sending congratulations your way though.
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Gillian：向她轉達我的謝意……吧。
Gillian: Tell her I said thanks... I guess.
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Jill：那么，是哪個女孩這么走運？
Jill: So, who was the lucky girl?
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Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Gillian：你知道我不太喜歡談這種事。
Gillian: I don't feel comfortable talking about that, you know?
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Jill：可是你也讓我很難辦呀。
Jill: You don't make things easy for me though.
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Gillian：為什么？
Gillian: How so?
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Jill：我是說，你真的很難接近，你知道嗎？
Jill: I mean, you're pretty hard to get close to, you know?
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Jill：你從不提及自己的事。你很健談，但僅限于跟自己無關的時候。
Jill: You never talk about yourself. You're talkative, so long as it doesn't involve you directly.
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Jill：拿你開玩笑基本上是唯一一種能夠同你進行交流的方式。
Jill: Teasing you is literally the only way I know to get through to you.
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Gillian：你這話讓我覺得自己像某個孤僻的獨行俠。
Gillian: You make me sound like some weird loner.
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Jill：你就是個孤僻的獨行俠。
Jill: You ARE a weird loner.
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Jill：至少你該告訴我自己是否享受跟……管她是誰一起度過的時光。
Jill: At least tell me if you enjoyed the night you spent with... whoever it was.
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Gillian：……我很享受。
Gillian: ...I did.
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Jill：那就好！
Jill: Good for you!
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Jill：你為什么一直在在哼哼這首Sunshine Stone？
Jill: Why are you humming Sunshine Stone so much though?
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Gillian：啊，自從那個偶像姑娘昨天再來之后……
Gillian: Well, after that idol girl came yesterday again...
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Gillian：我試了試聽她的唱片集……然后就根本停不下來了，只想著哼唱或者再聽幾遍。
Gillian: I looked up her discography and... I can't stop humming or listening to them.
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Jill：這樣啊。
Jill: Right.
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Jill：……哦，天哪，你該不會是跟那個偶像姑娘上床了吧？
Jill: ...oh god. You didn't fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k the idol girl, did you?
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Gillian：沒。但這會是個問題嗎？
Gillian: No. Why would that be a problem, though?
Jill：不知道，這只是很……奇怪。
Jill: I don't know, it'd just feel... weird.
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Jill：好了就休息到這兒，咱們回去吧。
Jill: Well, that's that for the break. Let's go back.
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Gillian：好的。
Gillian: Right.
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Jill：哦還有，Gil？
Jill: Oh, and Gil?
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Gillian：嗯？
Gillian: Hm?
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Jill：記住我希望你能敞開心扉，我真的希望。
Jill: Keep in mind what I said about opening up more. I mean it.
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Jill：這樣我們就不必總是取笑你了。
Jill: That way we won't tease you so often.
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Gillian：這話從你口中說出來，簡直是這一整年中我聽到的最古怪的話。
Gillian: Listening to you say that has to be the weirdest thing I've heard this year.
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Jill：閉嘴。
Jill: Shut up.
Jill：好好好啦，就這樣。
Jill: Aaand, that's that.
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Jill：回來了。
Jill: Back.
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Dorothy：你倆在后面做什么呢？
Dorothy: What were you two doing back there?
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Jill：上床。
Jill: Fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??king.
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Dorothy：哦，看來只是在聊天。
Dorothy: Oh, so just chatting then.
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Gillian：哼……哼哼哼……
Gillian: Hm... hmhm...
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Dorothy：我的天吶，你倆真的上?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??床了？
Dorothy: Holy crap, did you two really fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k?!
Dorothy：John一臉那種事后欲仙欲死的表情。
Dorothy: John has the face of a man who fuc?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ed to death recently.
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Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
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Jill：看吧，Gil，你這樣太明顯了。
Jill: See, Gil? You're making it too obvious.
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Gillian：為什么？！
Gillian: HOW?!
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Jill：今天想來點什么？
Jill: What will you have today?
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Dorothy：來杯Gut Punch吧。
Dorothy: I'll have a Gut Punch.
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Jill：馬上就……誒？
Jill: Coming right... eh?
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Dorothy：怎么？
Dorothy: What?
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Jill：沒—沒什么……
Jill: N-Nothing...
?【Gut Punch】
Jill：請—請用……
Jill: H-Here...
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Dorothy：別這樣看著我啦！
Dorothy: Stop looking at me like that!
Jill：抱歉。
Jill: Sorry.
【其他酒，失誤】
Jill：請—請用。
Jill: H-Here.
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Dorothy：喂喂，這是錯的！
Dorothy: Come on! This is wrong.
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Jill：抱歉，你嚇了我一跳。
Jill: Sorry, you took me by surprise.
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Jill：你沒事吧？你會點這樣的東西真的很奇怪。
Jill: Are you okay? It's weird for you to order something like that.
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Dorothy：是啊，我只是想試試新鮮的東西。
Dorothy: Yeah, I'm just trying out stuff.
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Dorothy：你知道Lilim的舌頭是被設計成通過化學構造來分辨食物的嗎？
Dorothy: Did you know Lilim tongues are designed to identify food using the chemical components?
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Dorothy：我們的舌頭是依照人類的模板來設計的。
Dorothy: Our tongues were designed with the human ones in mind.
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Dorothy：舉例而言，跟你們一樣，我們能最先察覺到的味道是酸味和苦味。
Dorothy: For example, the first flavors that we detect are sour and bitter, just like you guys.
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Dorothy：我查看過自己的個人數(shù)據，我的感官靈敏度是1.2235倍。
Dorothy: I checked my personal specs and apparently, my sensitivity is set to 1.2235x.
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Dorothy：這讓我更加討厭這些味道，因為我的感覺要強烈的多。
Dorothy: That makes me hate those flavors because I feel them harder.
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Jill：為何做這么多……自我說明？
Jill: Why all that... exposition?
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Jill：我是說，我肯定不是不感興趣，但是為什么提起這些？
Jill: I mean, I'd lie if I say I wasn't interested, but why?
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Dorothy：唔，自上次之后，我感到好奇，然后開始查看我的系統(tǒng)運轉的具體數(shù)據。
Dorothy: Well, after last time, I got curious and started checking how many of my systems worked in detail.
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Dorothy：比如說，我的指尖對振動的觸感是如此的敏銳，你甚至可以拿它們來做測震儀。
Dorothy: For example, the tips of my fingers are so sensitive to vibrations, you could make a seismograph with them.
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Jill：嗯哼。
Jill: Huh.
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Dorothy：而在檢索之后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)這些都是基于人類生理運作制成的。
Dorothy: And checking that, I've found that it's all based on how humans work.
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Dorothy：這讓我想起你所說的話。
Dorothy: And that got me thinking about what you said.
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Dorothy：我是說，為了使我的系統(tǒng)正常運轉，人類必須明白他們自己的一切如何運作。
Dorothy: I mean, for my systems to work, humans had to understand how they work.
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Dorothy：而有了所有這些探索發(fā)現(xiàn)做基礎，我的身體顯得一點也不虛假。
Dorothy: And after all those discoveries, they're not any more or less artificial.
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Dorothy：我為什么該那么想呢？
Dorothy: Why should I be?
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Dorothy：我不知道該怎么說，但面對這一切讓我在瞬間感覺到……真實。
Dorothy: I don't know, looking up all of that suddenly made me feel... real.
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Dorothy：這跟我上次的感受正好形成鮮明反差，我覺得此時此刻我真的就在這里，腳踏實地。
Dorothy: It was the opposite of what I felt last time, I feel like I'm here right now.
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Jill：那真的是太好了。
Jill: Glad to hear that.
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Dorothy：好啦好啦，現(xiàn)在該來點甜味的啦。
Dorothy: Alright then, let's try something sweet now.
【甜味的】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Dorothy：啊，好棒。
Dorothy: Ah, nice.
【失誤】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Dorothy：噗嗚嗚嗚嗚！錯啦！
Dorothy: BUUUUZZZ! Wrong!
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Jill：說實話，這對我來說有點超現(xiàn)實了。
Jill: To be honest, it's a bit surreal for me.
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Dorothy：什么？
Dorothy: What?
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Jill：我在這里同你對話，而你能像一個人類一樣回應我，你甚至在向我表達由衷的喜悅。
Jill: I'm here talking to you and you're answering like any human would, you're even expressing happiness.
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Jill：還記得小時候，我經常試圖和AI發(fā)起對話。
Jill: I remember when I was a kid, I usually tried to strike conversations with AIs.
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Jill：但是聊一小會兒之后，他們就會……開始不斷重復自己內置的回答，一遍又一遍說著同樣的話。
Jill: But after a bit, they'd just... start looping through their built-in answers, repeating the same things over and over.
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Jill：這總會一下子把我拉回現(xiàn)實中來。
Jill: That always made me crash back into reality.
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Jill：每當想起這些往事，就覺得現(xiàn)在能有像你這樣先進的AI在我面前，簡直是……奇跡。
Jill: When I think back to that, having such advanced AIs like you here right now, it's... amazing.
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Jill：我不清楚，也許我內心中正在為孩提時的夢想能夠成真而感到喜悅吧。
Jill: I don't know, it makes my inner child happy to see something she always dreamt of.
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Jill：每當我變得悲觀厭世時，這都能為我?guī)砦拷濉?/span>
Jill: It helps when I feel particularly cynical.
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Dorothy：噢……你真是過獎了。
Dorothy: Aw... you flatter me.
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Jill：另外，我一直覺得人類就像自然生成的Lilim一樣。
Jill: Besides, I've always thought about humans like nature's Lilim.
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Jill：構造的方式或許大相徑庭，但我們也一樣，在很久很久以前從更簡單的生命形式演化而來。
Jill: The method might have been different, but we, too, evolved from a more simple form ages ago.
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Jill：如果許多年后Lilim也能夠創(chuàng)造出生物學意義上的生命的話，那就形成了一整個生命的循環(huán)了。
Jill: If Lilim manage to create biological life years from now, it will all have come full circle.
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Dorothy：所以我是不是該把這理解為……
Dorothy: So what should I take from this is...
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Dorothy：你愛我？
Dorothy: You love me?
Jill：別想太多了。
Jill: Don't overdo it.
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Jill：還想要什么嗎？
Jill: Anything else?
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Dorothy：來一杯Suger Rush吧。
Dorothy: Let's go with a Sugar Rush.
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Jill：好的。
Jill: Ok.
?【Suger Rush】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Dorothy：即使陷入困惑之時，我對它的愛也一樣真實。
Dorothy: Even in doubt, my love for these is real.
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Jill：多么浪漫。
Jill: How romantic.
【失誤】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Dorothy：寶貝兒，這可是真的，真的好爛。
Dorothy: Honey, this is real. Real bullshit.
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Jill：*噗*
Jill: *pfffft*
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Jill：所以我想你已經解決了自己的唯我論危機？
Jill: So I take it the solipsist problem got solved?
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Dorothy：嗯哼。
Dorothy: Yup.
?【第十二天Ｄｏｒｏｔｈｙ點單正確后解鎖結局后的對話】
Dorothy：所有的……真實性危機都是從那天開始的。
Dorothy: All the... reality crisis started the other day.
Dorothy：我的媽媽……監(jiān)護人……
Dorothy: My mo-... guardian...
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Jill：叫她媽媽就好，沒人在意的。
Jill: Call her mom, nobody's judging you.
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Dorothy：媽—媽媽決定同她女兒女朋友的媽媽見面。
Dorothy: M-Mom decided to meet with the mother of her daughter's girlfriend.
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Dorothy：那是個非常感人的會面，雙方都說她們覺得好像是為生活中漫長的一章畫上了句點。
Dorothy: It was a very emotional meeting. They both said they felt like they closed a long chapter.
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Dorothy：我很感動，但正是那時出現(xiàn)了懷疑的種子。
Dorothy: I was moved, but that's when it set in.
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Dorothy：“我為什么會感動？”我又沒有見到過她們，我的這些感動從何而來？
Dorothy: "Why was I moved?" "I never met any of them, so where do these feelings come from?"
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Dorothy：“為什么我能夠感知到事物？我真的感受到它們了嗎？”
Dorothy: "Why do I feel things?" "Do I really feel them?"
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Dorothy：“我該怎么知道自己的感覺不是某個人按下某個按鈕后生成的結果？”
Dorothy: "What tells me someone else isn't pressing a button to make me feel that?"
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Dorothy：“誰能向我保證我就在我的體內？”“所謂‘真實’究竟為何物？”
Dorothy: "What tells me I'm in my body?" "What is 'real'?"
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Dorothy：轟隆！
Dorothy: BOOM!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Dorothy：哦，現(xiàn)在不用擔心了，我沒事了。
Dorothy: Oh, don't worry by the way. I'm fine.
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Jill：謝天謝地，看到你那么難過真的很不對勁……
Jill: Thank god, it's unnatural to see you down like that...
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Streaming-chan：天吶，那個Gogo可真帥炸了。
Streaming-chan: Man, that Gogo is a blast.
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Dana：你不想去跟Didi聊上幾句么？
Dana: Don't you feel like talking a bit more with Didi?
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Streaming-chan：那個Didi簡直太蠢了，而Gogo又已經累了。
Streaming-chan: Didi is too much of a prick, and Gogo is tired.
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Streaming-chan：而且我想再跟調酒師們聊上幾句。
Streaming-chan: Besides, I wanna talk with the bartenders.
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Jill：哦操。
Jill: Oh f?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ck.
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Dana：好吧，我盡力了。Jill，我回辦公室了。
Dana: Well, I tried. Jill, I'll be in my office.
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Streaming-chan：可愛的小女孩型Lilim！
Streaming-chan: Cute little girl Lilim!
Dorothy：ＳＱ主播！
Dorothy: Camgirl!
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Jill：啊……真晦氣。
Jill: Oh... fiddlesticks.
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Streaming-chan：你叫什么啊，小女孩？
Streaming-chan: What's your name, girl?
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Dorothy：我是Dorothy Haze，為您效勞！
Dorothy: I'm Dorothy Haze, at your service!
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Streaming-chan：你經常來這里么？
Streaming-chan: Do you come here often?
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Dorothy：你對我來電了嗎？
Dorothy: Are you hitting on me?
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：嗨Dorothy，我正在進行一場直播，你愿意配合一下嗎？
Streaming-chan: Hey Dorothy, I'm in the middle of a live stream. Do you wanna participate?
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Dorothy：當然！好像很有趣！
Dorothy: Sure! Sounds fun!
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Streaming-chan：好，讓我聽聽你的推薦……我下一杯該喝點什么？
Streaming-chan: Okay, let's take a recommendation from you. What should I drink next?
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Dorothy：試試Sugar Rush。
Dorothy: Try the Sugar Rush.
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Streaming-chan：調酒師！來一杯Sugar Rush！
Streaming-chan: Bartender! A Sugar Rush over here!
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：調！酒！師！
Streaming-chan: Bar! Ten! Der!
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Jill：抱歉，你說什么？
Jill: Sorry, what?
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Streaming-chan：請給我一杯Sugar Rush。
Streaming-chan: Sugar Rush, please.
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Jill：好的。
Jill: Right.
?【Sugar Rush】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Streaming-chan：點得好，Dorothy！
Streaming-chan: Good choice, Dorothy!
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Dorothy：耶！
Dorothy: Yaay!
【失誤】
Jill：請慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
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Streaming-chan：搞錯啦，調酒師！
Streaming-chan: Wrong order, bartender!
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Dorothy：吁——！
Dorothy: Boooo!
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Dorothy：所以，你在我的地盤做什么？嗯……
Dorothy: So, what are you doing in my turf? Um...
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Jill：Streaming-chan。
Jill: Streaming-chan.
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Streaming-chan：叫我？
Streaming-chan: Yes?
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Jill：不，我是說，她這么稱呼自己。
Jill: No, I mean. That's what she calls herself.
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Dorothy：天哪，這名字真爛。
Dorothy: Man, that's a tacky name.
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Streaming-chan：是，但這是屬于我的爛名字。
Streaming-chan: Yeah, but it's my tacky name.
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Streaming-chan：好吧，這其實不是我的真名。
Streaming-chan: Actually, that's not really my name.
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Dorothy：那么你的真名是什么呢？
Dorothy: What's your real name, then?
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Streaming-chan：在Streaming-chan驚艷的面具背后潛藏的乃是低調的Nicole Chen！
Streaming-chan: Behind Streaming-chan's awesome mask lies the humble Nicole Chen!
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Jill：（低調……）
Jill: (Humble...)
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Dorothy：為什么不自稱為Streaming Chen呢？
Dorothy: Why not call yourself Streaming Chen?
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Streaming-chan：你提的這個問題很有趣。
Streaming-chan: It's funny that you mention it.
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Streaming-chan：你看，剛開始直播的時候我叫自己Nico Nico Chen。
Streaming-chan: You see, when I started I called myself Nico Nico Chen.
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Streaming-chan：后來換了直播網站，所以這個名字感覺有點不合適。因而我開始叫自己Streaming Chen。
Streaming-chan: I changed websites, so the name felt a bit out of place. Thus I became Streaming Chen.
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Streaming-chan：但是每個人都管我叫Streaming-chan，所以我也就沿用了。
Streaming-chan: Everyone nicknamed me Streaming-chan though, so I just went along with it.
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Dorothy：哦我明白了。
Dorothy: Oh yeah, I get it.
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Dorothy：我一度想就叫自己Dolores Haze。
Dorothy: At one point I was gonna call myself Dolores Haze.
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Dorothy：但不久后我意識到這名字給人的感覺就像當頭一悶棍那么溫柔……
Dorothy: But then I realized the name was as subtle as a brick to the face.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：不管這些。我這次之所以來這里，是因為上次來的時候，我的訪客數(shù)量不知為何同平常比有顯著的增幅。
Streaming-chan: Anyway. I'm here because the last time I came, I ended up with greater viewer numbers than usual.
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Streaming-chan：因而我想要再次給這些忠實的觀眾以最好的招待！
Streaming-chan: And so, I wanted to treat my loyal audience again!
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Dorothy：哦哦，我明白了。
Dorothy: Oooh, I see.
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Dorothy：那你可來對了地方。尤其是你想要舒服地找點樂子的話！
Dorothy: Well, you came to the right place, especially if you're looking for some comfy fun!
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Dorothy：這邊的寶貝兒或許看上去刻薄，但你只需要打破她的保護殼。
Dorothy: Honey here might seem harsh, but you just need to crack her shell.
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Jill：閉嘴。
Jill: Shut up.
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Dorothy：看？你只要在合適的時間說點合適的話，然后她就變成了寶貝兒！
Dorothy: See? You just need to say the right thing at the right time and she becomes a sweetheart.
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Jill：給我安靜。
Jill: Quiet, you.
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Dorothy：別裝樣子啦，你知道這是對的。
Dorothy: Don't play hard to get. You know it's true.
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Jill：嗨，主播姑娘。
Jill: Hey, stream girl.
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Streaming-chan：在這。
Streaming-chan: That's me.
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Jill：我肯定會后悔問的，但你不該有個贊助商么？
Jill: I'll regret asking this, but don't you have a sponsor?
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Jill：這么久沒看見一點點廣告感覺很奇怪。
Jill: It's weird that it's been this long without SOME advertisement.
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Streaming-chan：我有，但是你看……
Streaming-chan: I HAVE, but you see...
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Streaming-chan：跟他們的合約到期了，所以Marvin，那個業(yè)務員就得準備一個新的。
Streaming-chan: The contract with them expired, so Marvin, the business guy or whatever had to make a new one.
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Streaming-chan：鑒于里面還要加點東西，他本準備把草案送給他的律師，但……
Streaming-chan: He was gonna send the draft to his lawyer as it had a couple of additions, but...
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Streaming-chan：唔……
Streaming-chan: Um...
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Streaming-chan：這么說吧，他過度沉迷于我的VR模型，以至于合約變得有點……不堪入目。
Streaming-chan: Let's say he got too excited with my VR model and the contract became... unreadable.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Dorothy：哦，所以他用合約來……
Dorothy: Oh, so he used the contract to...
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Streaming-chan：嗯哼。他把合約剪成了條內褲，然后用來在自己的Ｙ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｊ上摩擦自慰。
Streaming-chan: Yup. He cut it into a pair of panties and ruBBed it vigorously on his p?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??is.
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Streaming-chan：我是說，你會認為即使在成人VR產業(yè)里，也總該有些……被遵循的底線。
Streaming-chan: I mean, you'd expect certain... principles to be upheld, even in the adult VR industry.
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Streaming-chan：我舉報了他，然后他被開除了。但現(xiàn)在他們得找個新的業(yè)務員什么的。
Streaming-chan: I reported him and he got fired, but now they're looking for a new business person thing.
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Streaming-chan：實話實說，我覺得他Ｊ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｂ上全都是紙割的傷口，就已經算是懲罰了。
Streaming-chan: Honestly, I think the paper cuts all over his d?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k are punishment enough.
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Streaming-chan：但我是說……為什么是合約？
Streaming-chan: But I mean... why the contract?
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Streaming-chan：我不在乎他對著我的一個影像發(fā)?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??情自?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｗ，但為什么是合約上的那個？！
Streaming-chan: I don't mind it if he jacked off to an image of me, but the contract?!
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Streaming-chan：你這可是在浪費眼前活生生的錢啊！
Streaming-chan: That's money that you're soiling right there!
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Streaming-chan： 如果不是公司老板親自拜訪，向我一再致歉的話，本該就此毀約的。
Streaming-chan: I would've gone back on the deal, were it not for the owner paying me a visit and apologizing profusely.
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Streaming-chan：有些人真心……
Streaming-chan: Some people seriously...
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Dorothy：啊……Ｊ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｂ被紙割傷。
Dorothy: Ah...??【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ick paper cuts.
Dorothy：我見識過許多“發(fā)狂教師性幻想”一類的東西，知道那會有多可怕。
Dorothy: I've done enough "crazed teacher fantasies" to know how they can be a problem.
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Jill：我覺得你不需要經歷過這些也會知道的。
Jill: I don't think you need to have experience to understand that.
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Jill：……話說，Gil那副苦臉已經保持一分鐘了。
Jill: ...that said, Gil's been grimacing for a full minute now.
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Gillian：別……在意我。
Gillian: Don't... mind me.
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Streaming-chan：哈……
Streaming-chan: Huh...
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Streaming-chan：但你知道，我喜歡你，Dorothy。為什么我們不來杯啤酒（Beer）慶祝一下呢？我請客！
Streaming-chan: But you know, I like you, Dorothy. Why don't we celebrate with Beers? My treat!
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Dorothy：好??！
Dorothy: Alright!
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Streaming-chan：兩大杯啤酒（Beer），寶貝兒！
Streaming-chan: Two big Beers, Honey!
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
?【兩大杯啤酒】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Streaming-chan：干杯！
Streaming-chan: Cheers!
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Dorothy：干杯！
Dorothy: Cheers!
【兩普通杯啤酒，不算失誤但小費只有５０】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Streaming-chan：天哪，這大杯是不是小了點。
Streaming-chan: Man, this big stuff is actually quite small.
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Streaming-chan：哦好吧，干杯！
Streaming-chan: Oh well, cheers!
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Dorothy：干杯（Kanpai）！
Dorothy: Kanpai!
?【只對了一杯啤酒】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Dorothy：這杯啤酒就讓給你吧。由你來喝的話，你的觀眾會更享受的。
Dorothy: You have the Beer. Your viewers will enjoy it more if you drink it.
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Streaming-chan：你讓我感動得熱淚盈眶，Dorothy。
Streaming-chan: You bring a tear to my eye, Dorothy.
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Streaming-chan：你的犧牲不會被遺忘的！
Streaming-chan: Your sacrifice won't be forgotten!
【兩杯都失誤】
Jill：請用。
Jill: Here.
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Streaming-chan：上錯啦！
Streaming-chan: Wrong order!
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Dorothy：噗噗噗噗！
Dorothy: Boooooooo!
?【上了兩杯普通啤酒以及?。模铮颍铮簦瑁裉斓狞c單全部正確以及?。悖瑁幔罱裉斓狞c單全部正確后的劇情】
Streaming-chan：好啦！我已經感覺不到自己的腳和舌頭啦！是時候Ｙ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｄ起來啦！
Streaming-chan: Alright! I'm not feeling my tongue or my feet! Time to get le?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??d!
Dorothy：你剛說Ｙ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｄ？你要講什么Ｙ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｄ故事么？
Dorothy: Did I hear l?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??wd? Do you have any stories?
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Streaming-chan：哼哼哼……這會是開放給非付費用戶的福利！????
Streaming-chan: Hmhmhm... this will be a treat for non-premium users!
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Streaming-chan：我曾經遇到過這么一個堅持要在按摩浴缸里面?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??做的家伙。
Streaming-chan: I once met a guy that insisted on doing it in a jacuzzi.
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Streaming-chan：他不介意在付費時間中直播，所以我開始架設攝影機。
Streaming-chan: He didn't mind being in Premium time, so I started setting up the cameras.
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Streaming-chan：然后天哪，這可真是個挑戰(zhàn)。
Streaming-chan: And man, was it a challenge.
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Streaming-chan：我不僅僅想直播水面上的事，還想來點水下動作戲！
Streaming-chan: I wasn't just gonna stream over the water. I wanted some underwater action too!
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Dorothy：你怎么處理那些泡沫之類的東西？
Dorothy: What did you do with the buBBles and all?
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Streaming-chan：這根本不是個事！關掉水流就搞定了。
Streaming-chan: That was the least of the problems! We just turned the jets off.
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Streaming-chan：麻煩在于我不僅要確保鏡頭不進水，還要注意溫度！
Streaming-chan: But not only did I have to make a makeshift underwater cover, I also had to keep in mind the heat!
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Streaming-chan：高溫可對鏡頭不好。
Streaming-chan: Heat isn't good with cameras.
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Dorothy：你是不是在給鏡頭冷卻后把它裝進了一個鼓袋子里？
Dorothy: Did you try chilling the cam a bit and putting it in a bag with some filling?
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Streaming-chan：我們的方法更……復雜些。
Streaming-chan: We made something more... convoluted.
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Streaming-chan：我們找了個冷藏箱，開了個鏡頭大小的口，然后再用塑料把口封住。
Streaming-chan: We took a small cooler, opened a hole for the lens, and sealed it with plastic.
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Streaming-chan：確定鏡頭一切正常之后我開始了錄制。
Streaming-chan: I made sure things looked good through the cam and started recording.
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Streaming-chan：扔進些冷卻包，然后把冰箱整個封緊。
Streaming-chan: Threw in some cooling packs, and sealed the fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k out of the cooler.
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Dorothy：要做的話不需要些重物固定嗎？
Dorothy: Did it need any weight?
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Streaming-chan：嗯哼！幸運的是，那家伙在健身，所以我們用了些舊啞鈴。
Streaming-chan: Yup! Luckily, the guy was into bodybuilding so we used some old dumBBells.
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Streaming-chan：他的肌肉還特別結實！但那是另一個故事了。
Streaming-chan: He was also ripped as fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k! But that's another story.
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Streaming-chan：一切都很順利！但這也是我最后一次在按摩浴缸里?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??做。
Streaming-chan: It was all a success! But it's also the last time I have s?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??x on a jacuzzi.
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Streaming-chan：在高水溫下如此熱血沸騰……我覺得在做到一半的時候爽死都不足為奇。
Streaming-chan: Blood rushing, hot water... I felt like I was dying midway through it.
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Streaming-chan：感謝上帝他中途決定出水繼續(xù)，要不然我穩(wěn)死無疑了。
Streaming-chan: Thank god he decided to resume the action out of the water midway through it, or I would've surely died.
Dorothy：至少這哥們兒沒把自己點著了。
Dorothy: At least the guy didn't burn himself.
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Streaming-chan：什么意思？
Streaming-chan: What do you mean?
Dorothy：我之后考慮過投資買一個冷卻系統(tǒng)，但那東西實在既貴又派不上什么用場所以就算了。
Dorothy: I considered investing in a cooling system, but it's so situational and expensive that I'll pass.
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Dorothy：而且冷卻系統(tǒng)需要的維護工作太多了。
Dorothy: Besides, those cooling systems require too much maintenance.
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Streaming-chan：等等等等下！我本來該走了但……介意今晚也來加入我的大越軌么？
Streaming-chan: Waaaaait! I think I should leave, but... care to join me in escapades for the rest of the night?
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Dorothy：我可以在夜晚結束時為自己打個廣告嗎？
Dorothy: Can I plug my services at the end of the night?
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Streaming-chan：當然！
Streaming-chan: Sure!
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Dorothy：那算上我一個！我有些超級棒的故事。
Dorothy: Then count me in! I've got the perfect stories.
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Streaming-chan：那咱們就出發(fā)吧。
Streaming-chan: Let us be on our way then.
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Streaming-chan：再會，調酒師！
Streaming-chan: Goodbye, bartender!
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Dorothy：拜拜，寶貝兒！
Dorothy: Bye, honey!
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Dorothy：那就開始講啦。
Dorothy: Well, let's start the story.
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Dorothy：你看，有過這么一個Mega圣誕……
Dorothy: You see, there was this Mega Santa...
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Streaming-chan：等等，當真？！
Streaming-chan: Wait, seriously?!
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Jill：……她們走了。
Jill: ...they left.
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Jill：一對兒魔鬼組合。
Jill: A pair made in hell.
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Jill：起碼她們看上去很享受。
Jill: At least they look like they're having fun.
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Jill：（不過那水下攝影的方法聽上去太他媽復雜了。）
Jill: (That method of filming underwater sounded convoluted as fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k though.)
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Jill：（但我想你在興頭上的時候很難冷靜思考。）
Jill: (But I guess it's hard to keep a cool head when you're horny.)
?【兩杯啤酒點單失誤或者 ?Ｄｏｒｏｔｈｙ今天的點單任何一處失誤或者 ?ｃｈａｎ今天的任何一處失誤后的劇情】
Streaming-chan：那么，Dorothy，你的職業(yè)是？
Streaming-chan: So, what do you do, Dorothy?
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Dorothy：Ｘ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??工作者。
Dorothy: S?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??x worker.
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Streaming-chan：真的？你不會碰巧也有男同事吧，有嗎？
Streaming-chan: Really? You wouldn't happen to have male co-workers, do you?
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Dorothy：難道你有我還不夠嗎？
Dorothy: Am I not good enough for you?
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Streaming-chan：認真起來了？不，抱歉。是我說過了。
Streaming-chan: Getting serious? No, sorry. Fooling around maybe.
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Streaming-chan：不過我還是想為一些付費會員專享的夜晚加點猛料。
Streaming-chan: Still, I wanna spice up some premium nights, so...
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Dorothy：你有名片嗎？我可以給你發(fā)一些號碼和照片。
Dorothy: Do you have a card? I could send you some numbers and pics.
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Streaming-chan：當然，這就是。
Streaming-chan: Sure! Here you go.
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Dorothy：而這是我的！以防萬一你改變心意想找我。
Dorothy: And here's mine! Just in case you change your mind.
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Dorothy：嗨，搞Ｓ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｑ直播真的是好工作嗎？
Dorothy: Hey, is camgirling like that a good job?
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Dorothy：你能掙到錢嗎？
Dorothy: Can you earn enough?
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Streaming-chan：賺大發(fā)了！我甚至可以在Glitch City的高檔街區(qū)買一套公寓！
Streaming-chan: More than enough! I can even afford an apartment in a high-end district of Glitch City!
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Streaming-chan：不過這份工作有時會相當有挑戰(zhàn)性。
Streaming-chan: It can be a challenge from time to time though.
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Streaming-chan：你不能指望隨便做點什么都能吸引到回頭客！
Streaming-chan: You can't just do anything and expect people to come back!
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Streaming-chan：你必須要多才多藝！保持新鮮感！
Streaming-chan: You need to be varied! Keep it fresh!
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Streaming-chan：不過一切還算順利就是了。我是我所在的網站上最受歡迎的主播之一。
Streaming-chan: It's all worked out nicely though. I'm one of the top streamers on my website.
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Streaming-chan：我甚至得到了這個！
Streaming-chan: I even got this!
Dorothy：一個枕頭？
Dorothy: A pillow?
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Streaming-chan：不只是枕頭，這是個上面印有網站站長的抱枕！
Streaming-chan: Not just a pillow, a Dakimakura! With the website's president on it!
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Streaming-chan：這是網站為我給他們帶來的收益而授予的榮譽之證！
Streaming-chan: It's a trophy in honor of all the money I've brought to the website.
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Streaming-chan：這上甚至還接通了他的專線！我可以隨時隨地用它向他呼叫技術支持！
Streaming-chan: It's even a direct line to him! I can use it to call him for tech support on the spot!
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Dorothy：給他打電話，打電話！
Dorothy: Call him, call him!
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Streaming-chan：讓我看看……
Streaming-chan: Let's see...
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………………
.........
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Streaming-chan：好吧，在占線。
Streaming-chan: It's busy. Oh well.
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Streaming-chan：他們對抱枕的唯一限制使用條件，是我不能在……付費內容中使用它。
Streaming-chan: The only condition they stipulated for this Dakimakura is that I can't use it for... premium content.
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Streaming-chan：當然我也不會用，但你知道……
Streaming-chan: Not that I would have, but you know...
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Streaming-chan：在無聊又孤單的漫漫長夜里，如果膽量足夠的話什么都能被拿來自?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｗ……
Streaming-chan: Boring nights, lonely nights, everything can be a d?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??do if you're brave enough...
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Streaming-chan：諸如此類。
Streaming-chan: That kind of stuff.
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Dorothy：是啊，我懂。
Dorothy: Yeah. You tell me.
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Dorothy：我也可以給你展示點東西，但希望你能讓我在結束的時候給自己打點廣告。
Dorothy: I can show you something too, but only if you let me promote myself at the end of it all.
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Streaming-chan：沒問題！來吧！
Streaming-chan: Sure! Go ahead!
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Dorothy：噔噔！
Dorothy: Ta-chan!
Streaming-chan：好萌萌萌萌萌萌萌?。?！
Streaming-chan: CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!
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Dorothy：我明白你肯定很熟悉Ｙ?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Ｄ的主題，但……直播平臺真的允許這個嗎？
Dorothy: I can see you're no stranger to le?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??d content, but... does the streaming site allow it?
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Streaming-chan：唔，最初是他們給我提供了直播的條件，但我的網站跟他們的并不在一起。
Streaming-chan: Well, first they gave me the means to stream, but my website was different from theirs.
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Streaming-chan：無論如何，對成人內容的需求總會增加，所以他們給很多人開了可盡情放縱的后門。
Streaming-chan: Eventually, the demand for adult content grew, so they added lots of gates to let people get l?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??wd.
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Dorothy：他們?yōu)槟銓ｉT設立了年齡限制？
Dorothy: They created an age gate because of you?
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Streaming-chan：嗯哼！
Streaming-chan: Yup!
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Dorothy：真棒！
Dorothy: Nice!
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Dorothy：你覺得有什么可能威脅到你的主播嗎？
Dorothy: Is there any other streamer you feel might dethrone you?
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Streaming-chan：嗯，最近MMAJunkie2040的威脅越來越大了。
Streaming-chan: Well, MMAJunkie2040 is seriously becoming a threat by the day.
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Streaming-chan：他找了只狗跟他一起訓練，然后一夜之間大家就都對綜合格斗技感興趣了。
Streaming-chan: He got this dog to train with him and suddenly everyone got interested in mixed martial arts.
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Streaming-chan：我祝他一切順利，但……他一定是瘋了才會覺得自己能挑戰(zhàn)我的地位。
Streaming-chan: I wish him all the best, but... he's crazy if he thinks he'll take away my spot.
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Dorothy：哦對，那家伙。
Dorothy: Oh yeah. That guy.
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Dorothy：他更胖的時候要好些。
Dorothy: He was better when he was fatter.
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Dorothy：不僅那時候顯得更滑稽，而且還更……有啟發(fā)性。
Dorothy: Not only was it all the more funny, it was also more... inspiring.
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Dorothy：當然我也不怎么喜歡狗。
Dorothy: And I'm not exactly a fan of dogs either.
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Streaming-chan：嗯，跟你相處很有趣，Dorothy，但我該走了。
Streaming-chan: Well, it's been fun, Dorothy, but I gotta go.
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Dorothy：介意我跟你再走走嗎？
Dorothy: Mind if I stick with you for a bit?
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Streaming-chan：哦！完全沒問題！讓我們繼續(xù)越軌吧。
Streaming-chan: Oh! By all means! Let's continue the escapade then.
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Dorothy：好的！
Dorothy: Sure!
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Dorothy：拜拜，寶貝兒！
Dorothy: Bye, Honey!
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Streaming-chan：再見啦寶貝兒！
Streaming-chan: See ya Honey!
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：（我該提醒Dorothy她的那對“耳朵”其實是信號干擾器么？）
Jill: (Should I remind Dorothy that those "ears" of hers are signal jammers?)
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Jill：（算了……）
Jill: (Nah...)
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Jill：（我倒是有點懷疑直播內容會不會因此失真。）
Jill: (I wonder if the stream looks distorted, though)
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Jill：我們結束了，Boss。
Jill: We're done, Boss.
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Gillian：天哪，你不覺得棒極了嗎？
Gillian: Man, don't you just feel great?
Jill：咱們真還在同一個世界里嗎？
Jill: Were we in the same place?
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Dana：拿去，Jill。
Dana: Here, Jill.
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Jill：這是什么？
Jill: What's this?
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Dana：一份獎金。
Dana: A bonus.
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Dana：今天我嘗試了解了一下你每天接觸的顧客是什么樣，然后……
Dana: Today I got a taste of the kind of clients you deal with and...
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Dana：……請繼續(xù)加油。
Dana: ...keep it up.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Dana：好啦，明天就是大喜的日子了，做好準備吧。
Dana: Well, tomorrow is the big day, so get ready.
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Dana：這話是對你們兩個說的！
Dana: That goes for both of you!
?。悖瑁幔畹慕榻B因為各種你懂的原因被刪減了很多，感興趣的歡迎移步貼吧，老樣子鏈接放最底下————
實不相瞞，除了最后一天和Ａｎｎａ篇外，咱以及沒有幕后故事可以說了，可以提一嘴的也都在角色介紹聊過了，所以只能隨便搬點官推上有意思的東西了＿（：з」∠）＿。。。
天堂七分鐘————
Jill：是Alma嗎？你跟她玩“天堂七分鐘”去了？Was it Alma? Did you have seven minutes in heaven with her?
此個游戲也有變體，時間也可以延長，最長到五個小時。參與者可以由許多不同的方式選出，例如轉瓶子或是抽簽。游戲的限制可以在事前就訂定，或是由二個人私下訂定。
Nico Nico————
Streaming-chan：你看，剛開始直播的時候我叫自己Nico Nico?Chen。?You see, when I started I called myself Nico Nico Chen.
Kanpai————
Streaming-chan：哦好吧，干杯！Oh well, cheers!
Dorothy：干杯（Kanpai）！?Kanpai!
天堂的七分鐘————https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A4%A9%E5%A0%82%E7%9A%84%E4%B8%83%E5%88%86%E9%90%98
Niconico動畫————https://baike.baidu.com/item/Niconico%E5%8A%A8%E7%94%BB/2200349?fr=aladdin
Kanpai————https://zhidao.baidu.com/question/97251636.html
【VA-11】 角色介紹——Streaming-chan
————https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7515776004
【ＶＡ－１１】 酒吧指南·官推系列————https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7403558141
