正文翻譯

What have you managed to avoid your whole life?

有哪些東西是你這輩子都在避免的？

評(píng)論翻譯

CLAPtrapTHEMCHEEKS
Shitting outside. Not much of an accomplishment but during my employment for the US forest service I came upon the realization that I’ve never Shit in the woods and I’d like to keep that streak going

在戶外拉屎。雖然不算是什么成就，不過(guò)在聯(lián)邦林業(yè)局工作期間，我突然發(fā)現(xiàn)我從來(lái)沒(méi)在樹(shù)林里拉過(guò)屎。我挺愿意把這個(gè)記錄保持下去的。

Sparkletail
The best Shit I ever had was during a run in the countryside. I hopped over the gate into a field with a load of sheep and the view was beautiful, the day was warm and I just felt like I was going back to nature like my ancestors lol. I wiped down with some dock leaves with light dew which are basically a perfect wet wipe substitute and then there running water to wash my hands. It was like god looked down that day and said here’s the perfect Shit for you, you deserve it.

我拉過(guò)的最爽的一泡屎就是在鄉(xiāng)下跑步的時(shí)候。我跨過(guò)柵欄門跑進(jìn)一片田野，田野上有一群羊，景色非常美麗。那一天很暖和，我覺(jué)得我簡(jiǎn)直要像祖先那樣回歸自然了。我用羊蹄葉擦的屁股，上面還沾著一點(diǎn)露水，是非常完美的開(kāi)腚紙?zhí)娲?，那里還有流水給我洗手。當(dāng)時(shí)感覺(jué)簡(jiǎn)直像是上帝那天俯身看了我一眼，然后跟我說(shuō)送你一次完美的拉屎體驗(yàn)吧，這是你應(yīng)得的。

cboy6_9
Kidney stones.

腎結(jié)石。

I had problems getting on the right medication. Found one 5 years where the biggest side effect is kidney stones. Thank the lord it hasn't happened...yet

我之前吃錯(cuò)了藥。五年之后發(fā)現(xiàn)那個(gè)藥最大的副作用是腎結(jié)石。謝天謝地我還沒(méi)得過(guò)……

AJohnsonOrange
It is fucking HORRIBLE. Not to scare you, but I was in pain for about 3 months. It was insane. It's literally the most painful thing that's happened to me. I even had a mother of 2 with cancer say "I don't envy you, they're so painful it's horrible" which made me feel even worse.

太他媽痛苦了。我真的不嚇你，我忍了三個(gè)月的劇痛。簡(jiǎn)直讓人發(fā)瘋。真的是我這輩子經(jīng)歷過(guò)的最痛苦的事。甚至有個(gè)得了癌癥的兩個(gè)孩子的母親，跟我說(shuō)“我一點(diǎn)都不嫉妒你，太痛苦了太可怕了”，這讓我覺(jué)得更糟糕了。

apparently there's a high chance that once you have one another will come along fairly quickly due to...y'know...there still being plaque in there and man, I am NOT looking forward to that. The moment I feel it I'm running to the doc and begging them for one of those fancy sound wave pulveriser things.

顯然如果你曾經(jīng)得過(guò)一次腎結(jié)石的話，那么下一塊會(huì)很快找上門來(lái)，因?yàn)椤隳抢镞€留著空斑，天哪我可不盼著這種事情發(fā)生。要是我感覺(jué)又結(jié)了一塊，我會(huì)立刻跑到大夫那里去，讓他們給我弄那個(gè)超聲波碎石的玩意兒。

supermarketsushiroll
Same.

俺也一樣。

I had a kidney stone and I asked the nurse in all seriousness if I was going to die. I went from eating lunch to thinking I had to go to the bathroom to saying, "This is it. This is where I die" and profusely sweating so much I was dripping onto the sidewalk and strangers were asking to help me in the span of like 3 minutes. The pain is that bad. Anyone who hasn't had one: consider yourselves very lucky.

我之前得過(guò)一次腎結(jié)石，當(dāng)時(shí)我非常嚴(yán)肅地問(wèn)大夫我是不是要死了。我從出門準(zhǔn)備吃午飯，變成覺(jué)得自己可能得去趟洗手間，又變成自己對(duì)自己說(shuō)“完蛋了，我就要死在這兒了”，出汗出到三分鐘之內(nèi)汗滴在了人行道上，陌生人過(guò)來(lái)問(wèn)我需不需要幫助。痛苦就有這么嚴(yán)重。沒(méi)得過(guò)腎結(jié)石的兄弟們：你們應(yīng)該認(rèn)為自己非常幸運(yùn)。

HeyJenItsBrett
I’m 38 - I’ve never been stung by a bee or a wasp. They seem to be naturally repelled from my skin.

我今年38歲——我這輩子從沒(méi)被蜜蜂或黃蜂咬過(guò)。我的皮膚好像對(duì)他們有種自然的驅(qū)散作用。

Mosquitoes on the other hand…

但蚊子呢，就……

ckelly702
Cancer

癌癥

Weak_Carpenter_7060
It comes when you least expect it

它會(huì)在你覺(jué)得最不可能的時(shí)候找上你。

UlrichZauber
So if I just expect it slightly more each day, I'm safe?

所以只要我每天都比前一天都覺(jué)得更有可能得癌癥，我就安全了？

OpenNooby
no, that would mean you would get it right now

不，那你會(huì)立刻得上。

Hojbjerg1882
Quite a few of my professors (biotech degree) worked in cancer research. They've all said that basically if you live a long enough, healthy enough life, cancer will get you in the end. The only way you don't get cancer is if something else gets you first. They also all agreed the only two things you should really, really concern yourself about in regards to avoiding cancer are - don't smoke/chew/use tobacco and don't tan. Everything else is negligible, so don't sweat all those sensational news stories about studies that say hot beverages cause throat cancer or using dryer sheets causes cancer. As one of them liked to say, "Life causes cancer."

我有不少教授（生物科技領(lǐng)域）都在做癌癥方面的研究。他們都說(shuō)總地來(lái)說(shuō)只要你活得足夠長(zhǎng)，足夠健康，那么癌癥早晚會(huì)找上你的。你唯一不得癌癥的方法就是先得個(gè)別的大病。他們還認(rèn)為假如你真的，真的不想得癌癥的話，那么只有兩件事是你一定要避免的：別吸煙/嚼煙葉/使用煙草制品，以及別曬日光浴。其他所有的因素都可以忽視，所以別被新聞里說(shuō)的那些熱飲導(dǎo)致喉癌啊或者用烘干紙致癌啊之類的研究嚇到。我有個(gè)教授很喜歡說(shuō)，“生命本身就致癌?！?/p>

Edit: of course, this is not to say that if you are healthy and avoid those two things, you will NOT get cancer, just that those are the two things that almost definitely WILL get you cancer. As well all know, sometimes cancer gets you anyway.

編輯：當(dāng)然，我的意思不是假如你足夠健康并避免這兩件事，你就不會(huì)患上癌癥。我的意思是這兩件事是一定會(huì)讓你患上癌癥的。正如我們都知道的，有時(shí)候不管怎么樣你都會(huì)得癌癥。

MakinItUp1SecAtATime
Incarceration

入獄

DevilRenegade
This. I got arrested and locked in a police cell overnight for a bogus drink driving charge and it's pretty terrifying.

沒(méi)錯(cuò)。我有一次因?yàn)榫岂{被逮捕了，并且在看守所被關(guān)了一晚，很嚇人。

I was only in the cell for about 8 hours but it felt like a lifetime. I couldn't imagine a long prison sentence.

我只在牢房里呆了八個(gè)小時(shí)，但感覺(jué)像是過(guò)了一輩子。我根本想象不了服刑很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間將會(huì)是什么樣的生活。