站外觀看鏈接：https://www.bilibili.com/video/av18600330/

站內(nèi)觀看鏈接：AV18600330

這次也是第二彈中英文鬼畜字幕了；大概是在我看完國(guó)家寶藏以后死撐著沒睡覺翻譯的。（好困啊5555）                                                                       

BTW，有些粉絲們可能不理解/*      */是什么意思，這是出自C語(yǔ)言的，在兩個(gè)星號(hào)里的內(nèi)容不被算入程序執(zhí)行部分，但是在程序猿編輯的界面是有的。也就是說(shuō)對(duì)于開發(fā)者可見，對(duì)于觀眾不可見。一般用作程序的注解。                                                  

這次稍微注意了點(diǎn)格式，看看會(huì)不會(huì)有利于觀看……

                             

盧本偉                                 

Reed.

牛逼！                                 

Get.Dodaze!

近日 B站警方抓獲了         

Nowadays, 22 & 33 have caught 

一名開掛的毛賊                 

a hacker called Wh1t3zZ.

落網(wǎng)之后呢                         

After being caught,

這名嫌疑人不僅毫無(wú)悔意  

without any regret,

更是腦殘地唱出了這么幾句話    

it even sang as followed:

我蘆葦天也不怕 地也不怕    

I'm LuWei without Ben,

開掛把你吊打                         

except for "LuBenwei.dll".

如此地瀟灑                             

I'm that f**kin' hacker.

自瞄爆頭爆到你家                 

Super targeting has been deployed!

讓你說(shuō)不出話                         

Let ya shut up.

屏息算個(gè)啥                             

Inhumon reaction!

當(dāng)然當(dāng)然當(dāng)然當(dāng)然當(dāng)然         

Sure, it's a fact that

我是科學(xué)家                             

I'm a scientist.

開個(gè)小掛 打出神話                 

I've got u in my sight!

我的媽 二十九殺                     

Legendary! Aced!

牛逼~~~~~~~~~呀！             

LuBenwei Niubility!!! (20.00$/piece)

各路人士看我不爽                 

Sun Yingxiong disses me?

我也不必慌張                         

I don't care.

我的朋友閃亮登場(chǎng)                 

Zhao Mengyue and Peng Yifei are beside,

拿我怎么樣                             

**tv behind me.        /*你懂得，不能說(shuō)的太細(xì)*/

粉絲聚會(huì)很張揚(yáng)                     

Family party, show off myself.

話中帶囂張                             

LuBenwei No.1!!(22.33$/lv6/piece)

你有本事打趴我即刻五百萬(wàn)打賞    

If ya can beat me down, don't think about 5 million.

你們正在說(shuō)著什么我感覺還是模糊

What ur saying is sh*t if I ignore it.

不如看我表演開氏絕世功夫             

Better to enjoy my "JJBoom.exe".

不管來(lái)者松鼠或是倉(cāng)鼠我也不在乎

No matter squirrel or hamster, I wouldn't care,

因?yàn)槲也豢赡苷J(rèn)輸                             

'cause capital chain is still behind me.

我蘆葦大吉大利 天天吃雞                

Hacker Hacker LuWei Dinner   /*整句斜體*/

爭(zhēng)取每把第一                                      

to be No.1 in hacker.

不是個(gè)問題                                          

That's EZ.

厚顏無(wú)恥指公為私                             

Shamelessly joberry,

表面稱兄道弟                                     

saying homie only facial;

不是我主意                                         

not my mind.

牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼             

LuBenwei lowbility!

我才是牛逼                                        

LuBenwei guability!

休要質(zhì)疑 我的戰(zhàn)績(jī)                            

Needn't question me.

否則我就出錢就洗                            

Or? Show ye the money.

牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼呀！            

LuBenwei niubility!!!!!(23.33$/2nd time)

就算你們實(shí)錘我                                

Though ye hammer me down,

我也照樣直播                                    

I can still live.

背包看成平底鍋                                 

Pan? Beg?    /* 應(yīng)該看得懂Beg和Bag的同音梗吧…… */

也不能怪我                                        

Just ez to spell wromg.

爛洞公司保護(hù)我                                

Bluehole protects me,

逗魚支持我                                       

with **tv behind.

我雙手創(chuàng)造意想不到的粉絲帝國(guó)    

I'm making a strong family empire beyond yr imagination.

你們正在說(shuō)什么我感覺還是模糊    

EZ! So can u don't be AFK for me?

不如看我表演開氏絕世功夫            

Better to enjoy scientist's show,

不管來(lái)者松鼠或倉(cāng)鼠我也不在乎    

I don't care, DiShi or surface homies.

因?yàn)槲也豢赡苷J(rèn)輸                           

'cuz money won't let me die.

啊~想要打我假                                

Ah~ wanna get 5million?

律師函馬上到你家                          

Let UU suck all of ya.

你們沒辦法                                      

U have no way.

我笑哈哈                                           

I'm so happy.

觀眾你們怕不怕                               

Feeling sacred?

要我說(shuō)啊                                         

Mr.Kai was a decent people,

這種人呢 不是腦X就是死撐面子  

burn him some incense pls.