我們要贊美躺平，我們要贊美慵懶。

We shall praise Lie-down, we shall praise the idleness.

一．

我們贊美躺平，因?yàn)槲覀冇袡?quán)獲得安逸的生活。

We praise Lie-down, for we have the right to live in peace and idleness.

現(xiàn)代文明給予我們的巨大生產(chǎn)力，足夠養(yǎng)活這個(gè)世界上每一個(gè)人，足夠讓每一個(gè)人過(guò)得上溫馨而體面的生活。每周工作四天且每天工作五個(gè)小時(shí)，不但完全可能，并且是我們應(yīng)得的權(quán)利。那些讓世界如此匱乏而貧瘠的，不是勞動(dòng)者的懶惰，而是他們的貪婪。

This age of modern hath given us that massive productivity, that sufficient to feed up all of us in this state and to provide every one of us a comfortable and dignified life. Five hours for working, four days a week is not only possible, but also reasonable and demandable. That maketh this world so bleak and barren, is not worker’s laziness, but theirs greediness and iniquity.

我們有權(quán)慵懶地生活，有權(quán)自由地追尋快樂(lè)。

We have rights to live in idleness, we have the rights to pursue happiness.

二．

我們贊美躺平，因?yàn)閼卸枋莿?chuàng)造的源泉。

We praise Lie-down, for idleness is the fountain of creativity.

躺平，不是無(wú)所事事；躺平，是用全部的熱情追求生活的美好。

Lie-down meanth not sitting around and doing nothing; Lie-down meanth sparing no effort to pursue the happiness and beauty in our life.

羅素說(shuō)過(guò)，是那些歷史中有產(chǎn)者的庸懶創(chuàng)造了人類文明的輝煌。的確，那些權(quán)貴的軍功章是人民的鮮血凝成的，然而的確是他們慵懶的特權(quán)給予了他們創(chuàng)造的特權(quán)。

Russell hath said, ’tis the idleness of man of wealth that created the greatness of civilization. Yes, those medals of greatness are made of poor’s blood and sweat. However, we can not deny that: it is their privilege of idleness begeteth their privilege of creativity.

那些寫(xiě)下偉大詩(shī)歌的人、那些設(shè)計(jì)出萬(wàn)神殿的人、那些畫(huà)出清明上河圖的人，并不是為了生計(jì)與內(nèi)卷而創(chuàng)造。他們是為熱愛(ài)而創(chuàng)造，他們是為創(chuàng)造而創(chuàng)造。每日工作十二個(gè)小時(shí)、日日夜夜的操勞，并不會(huì)讓這個(gè)世界變得更好，只是讓它更加冷漠，更加麻木，更加死氣沉沉。

Those who wrote down the epics and lyrics, those who designed the pantheon, those who draw the Genesis on the dome of Cappella Sistina, did not created for bread or butter, but for their enthusiasm and love. They created for they created. Twelve hours for working will not make this world prosper, but make it bleaker, number, more lifeless.

三．

我們贊美躺平，因?yàn)槲覀儾粸樗麄兌ぷ鳌?

We praise Lie-down, for we should not work for Them.

你們?nèi)杖找挂沟牟賱谑菫榱耸裁矗侩y道是一個(gè)偉大的理想嗎；難道是人類的解放嗎？你們的勞動(dòng)果實(shí)歸誰(shuí)所有？難道是你們自己?jiǎn)?；難道是我們的未來(lái)嗎？

For what thou all are working day and night now, brethen! For your dream, for the liberation of mankind? To whom art thine fruit of thine labour belongth? Belongth it to thy own, belongth it to our future?

我們切開(kāi)我們青春的動(dòng)脈，噴薄欲出冒著熱氣的鮮血，匯成那些城市的金碧輝煌，那些翠綠的行道樹(shù)與川流不息的車流，然而，其中哪些屬于我們？

We once cut for them our artery of youth, and there gusheth that blood glazing and steaming. It casteth those splendour of towns of neon, those verdant boulevards and those thundering traffics flow, but, which of them are ours?

我們?yōu)閯e人工作，我們?yōu)樽约禾善健?

We worked for them, we Lie-down for ourselves.

四．

躺平不是消極怠工；躺平是一場(chǎng)運(yùn)動(dòng)；躺平不是消沉與委靡，躺平是對(duì)生活的尊重與致敬；躺平不是對(duì)世界的不負(fù)責(zé)任，躺平是在操勞失控世界即將爆炸之時(shí)，一句溫馨的提醒….

Lie-down is not doing-nothing, Lie-down is a movement; Lie-down is not depression and despair, Lay-down is the salute to our life; Lie-down is not irresponsible to this country, Lie-down is a remind, when this machine of billon’s of people is overloaded, approaching the edge of disaster, a considerate remind:?

不要贊美苦難，讓我們贊美快樂(lè)！

Praise not misery, let us praise happiness!

不要贊美工作，讓我們贊美創(chuàng)造！

Praise not working, let us praise creation!

不要贊美操勞，我們贊美那躺在草坪上曬太陽(yáng)的美好時(shí)光！

Praise not business, let us praise the Good Time of lying down on the lawn in the sunshine!

全世界忙碌的人，聯(lián)合起來(lái)！

The busy men in the world, let us all unite!