?　整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項）以及Jill在家里的每日手機資訊。會有部分對話刪減，重點提名某小可愛和某主播。

　　萌新可從零開始，若是對幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到后面。

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Donovan：我講話口齒不清嗎，小家伙？

Donovan: Did I stutter, kid?

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Jill：好吧……

Jill: Right...

【普通啤酒】

Jill：啤酒一杯。

Jill: One Beer.

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Donovan：好啊，這杯啤酒不錯。

Donovan: Yeah, this is a Beer alright.

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Donovan：繼續(xù)努力，小家伙?？傆幸惶炷銜兴M步的。

Donovan: Keep it up, kid. You'll get better someday.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

【含酒精的其他酒】

Jill：搞定。

Jill: Done.

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Donovan：嘿！老子要的可是那種用大杯裝的冒泡飲料。

Donovan: Hey! I want one of those bubbly drinks that are served in big mugs.

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Donovan：最好再配上金發(fā)（屏～蔽＿（：з」∠）＿）的姑娘，穿著秀出大片（屏～蔽＿（：з」∠）＿）的衣服。

Donovan: Preferably by big titted blondes in dresses showing lots of cleavage.

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Donovan：告訴我你管那種飲料叫什么，這樣的話我就能點它們了。

Donovan: Tell me what you call those drinks so I can order them.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

【不含酒精的其他酒】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Donovan：*嘆氣*

Donovan: *sigh*

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Donovan：聽著，小家伙。你搞砸我點的酒，是無助于改善這個鬼地方的形象的。

Donovan: Listen, brat. You're not helping this hell hole look any better by messing up my orders.

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Donovan：這樣甚至都不能讓你看起來更性感一點。

Donovan: This won't even make you look sexy.

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Jill：（是啊，對我而言這是多大的損失啊。）

Jill: (Yeah, great loss for me.)

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Donovan：那么，說吧。你在這個鬼地方見過什么名人嗎？

Donovan: So, tell me. Do you see many celebrities in this hell hole?

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Jill：請不要再將本店稱為鬼地方。

Jill: Please stop referring to this place as a hell hole.

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Donovan：如果有什么地方充溢著肥皂和狗尿的味道，我稱之為鬼地方可是憲法賦予的權(quán)利。

Donovan: If a place smells like soap and dog piss, I'm within my constitutional rights to call it a hell hole.

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Gillian：我已經(jīng)盡力了，非常感謝您！

Gillian: I'M DOING MY BEST HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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Donovan：那是誰？

Donovan: Who was that?

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Jill：不是什么重要角色。

Jill: Nobody important.

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Gillian：嘿！我可聽到了！

Gillian: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

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Donovan：不要讓我說的話冒犯了你，小家伙。我是在侮辱這棟建筑，不是在針對你。

Donovan: Don't be offended by what I say, kid. I'm insulting the building, not you.

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Donovan：如果你樂意的話，你可以把它想象成一個屬于鬼的地方，而不是鬼地方。

Donovan: You can think of it as a small hole in hell rather a hellish hole, if you like.

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Jill：這話可真動聽。

Jill: Charming.

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Donovan：回到名人的話題上……

Donovan: So. Celebrities...

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Jill：沒見過。至少沒見過我認識的名人。為什么要問這個？

Jill: Not really. At least, not that I know of. Why?

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Donovan：好吧……首先，你面前的顧客是個相當重要的大角色，而你并沒有因此而失態(tài)。

Donovan: Well... to begin with, you have a serious VIP as a client but I don't see you losing your shit.

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Donovan：你沒有讓我感到自己得到了特殊待遇，寶貝兒。

Donovan: You're not making me feel special, honey.

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Donovan：其次，因為我總是在尋找名人的八卦消息。

Donovan: And second, because I'm always up for gossip regarding famous people.

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Donovan：尤其是那種走過紅地毯的名人。

Donovan: Especially the red carpet kind of famous.

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Donovan：人們總在假裝喜愛那些人，但事實上卻在渴望目睹他們失寵。

Donovan: Those folks people pretend to love but actually want to see fall from grace.

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Jill：“假裝喜愛”？“失寵”？

Jill: "Pretend to love"? "Fall from grace"?

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Donovan：你以為關(guān)于名人的八卦為什么總是那么熱賣？

Donovan: Why do you think that gossip about famous people always sells?

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Donovan：人們假裝喜愛名人，但他們真正渴望的卻是目睹偶像跌落至和自己平起平坐。

Donovan: People pretend that they love celebs, but what they really want is to see their idols torn down to their level.

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Donovan：他們渴望目睹偶像受苦受難。為膽敢比他們更成功而遭報應(yīng)！

Donovan: They want to see them suffer. To get their comeuppance for daring to be so much more successful than them!

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Jill：才不是，我認為八卦不過是些人人都很享受，但沒人愿意承認自己享受的東西。

Jill: Nah, I think gossip is just something everyone enjoys but nobody wants to admit to enjoying.

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Donovan：你的想法大錯特錯。但就算你是對的，也無法改變?nèi)藗儫釔圻@種東西的現(xiàn)實。

Donovan: You thought wrong. But even if you were right, it wouldn't change the fact that people love that kind of stuff.

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Donovan：人們渴望活在別人的生活里，借此逃離自己的生活。

Donovan: They want to escape their lives by living somebody else's.

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Jill：遺憾的是，我無法從中感受到一丁點吸引力。

Jill: Sadly, I fail to see the appeal in that whole thing.

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Jill：就算在什么電影里見過的家伙在涼鞋里穿襪子，就算他們在和誰誰誰約會，又有什么值得我關(guān)心的？

Jill: What do I care if this guy I saw in some random movie was wearing socks with sandals or if they're dating god-knows-who?

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Jill：（確實，在涼鞋里穿襪子簡直能算公然猥褻了，但話說回來。）

Jill: (Granted, socks with sandals is practically a public indecency, but still.)

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Donovan：哦，拜托。身為調(diào)酒師，我猜你肯定有強烈的窺私傾向。你們這種人總是喜歡聽那種段子。

Donovan: Oh, please. As a bartender, I bet you have a strong voyeuristic streak. Your kind always loves to hear that stuff.

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Donovan：就如同理發(fā)師一樣！你說這話也未免太虛偽了。

Donovan: Just like hairdressers! This sounds hypocritical coming from you.

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Jill：就—就算如此，我也不會刻意炒作別人的事。

Jill: E-even if that's the case, I don't sensationalize what people do.

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Jill：我不會把這種事上綱上線，那不過是“你在電視上見過的某個人做出了像人類一樣的行為”。

Jill: I don't make it more than "That person you know from TV acts like a human".

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Jill：“刻意炒作”是其中的關(guān)鍵詞。

Jill: "Sensationalize" is the key word here.

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Jill：前幾天，我見到一位“委員會”的審判員在就什么女孩穿什么衣服逛商店而絮絮叨叨。

Jill: Just the other day, I saw this "Committee" judge bitching over what some girl was wearing to the store.

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Jill：無論你怎么說，這些人存在的意義并不僅僅是娛樂大眾。

Jill: No matter what you say, these people don't exist solely to entertain the public.

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Donovan：但這種問題之所以存在，是因為這些人一直在經(jīng)營“他們是完美的，遙不可及的”這種理念。

Donovan: But this problem exists because they're the ones constantly cultivating the idea that they're perfect and untouchable.

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Donovan：游覽異國他鄉(xiāng)，穿著高雅講究，沉溺于自己能想到的各種奢侈之中……

Donovan: Going to exotic locales, dressing in elegant ways, indulging in every luxury they can think of...

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Donovan：而這一切只會讓公眾渴望那些瑣碎的瞬間，目睹他們犯下小錯，淪落至與窮苦大眾平起平坐！

Donovan: All that just leaves the public CRAVING for those little moments when they make a mistake and fall to their level!

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Jill：不能說這是個謊言，但……有些時候，人們只不過是想確認他們也是同類。

Jill: Can't say that's a lie, but... sometimes the crowd just wants to see they're human.

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Jill：“唔喔！那個扮演好男人的家伙真的是個好男人！”

Jill: "Hey! That dude that plays the nice guy is indeed a really nice guy!"

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Jill：說句公道話，八卦文章并不能滿足這些需求。它們不過是在刻意炒作一切。

Jill: To be fair, the gossip articles don't help. Sensationalizing everything.

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Jill：八卦會讓這些顯得像是名人在教唆一些根本不能為人所知的行為。

Jill: It feels like they're instigating a behaviour that shouldn't even be acknowledged in the first place.

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Donovan：你喜歡自己說的大話嗎，嗯，小家伙？

Donovan: You like your big words, eh brat?

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Donovan：好啊，你以為我就不會耍這一套嗎……

Donovan: Well, two can play that game of-...

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Donovan：……

Donovan: ...

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Jill：……？

Jill: ...?

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Donovan：嗯唔……

Donovan: Hmhm...

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Donovan：嘿——你是個調(diào)酒師，對吧？

Donovan: Heeeeeey. You're a bartender, right?

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Jill：不，我是只一心想要征服世界的實驗室小白鼠。

Jill: No, I'm a lab rat hellbent on world conquest.

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Donovan：諷刺只會浪費我的時間，我的錢，以及你的精力。別再玩這套了。

Donovan: Sarcasm wastes my time, my money, and your energy. Refrain from using it.

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Donovan：總之，我突然意識到，像你這樣的調(diào)酒師，肯定會在職業(yè)生涯中道聽途說過很多故事。

Donovan: Anyway, I just realized that a bartender like you must've heard quite a few stories in her career.

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Jill：（這就轉(zhuǎn)移話題了。）

Jill: (Talk about changing topics.)

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Jill：可能會吧，為什么提這個？

Jill: Maybe, why?

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Donovan：你不想寫個關(guān)于那些的專欄嗎？我敢打賭它們一定會大賣的。

Donovan: Wouldn't you like a column talking about those? I bet they would sell quite well.

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Jill：那就好比某位牧師去出版“懺悔室故事”……接著就被逐出教門，再遭私刑處死。

Jill: It would be like that priest who published "Confessionary Stories"... and then got excommunicated and lynched.

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Jill：人們之所以會跟我說起這些事，是因為他們知道我僅僅是個平凡的調(diào)酒師……

Jill: People usually tell me all this stuff because they know I'm just a simple bartender...

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Jill：勉強算得上是私人化的陌生人。

Jill: A personal stranger of sorts.

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Donovan：我們可以為你找人代筆——我們有一半員工都在干這個。

Donovan: We could have you ghostwriting - half of our staff do that.

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Jill：一半人干這個？

Jill: They do?

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Donovan：你不會真以為Lana Smithee是一個人吧，不會吧？

Donovan: You don't really think Lana Smithee is just one person, do you?

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Jill：（很合理。）

Jill: (Figures.)

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Jill：總—總而言之……

Jill: A-Anyway...

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Jill：總有一天，那些故事中的人會意識到那是在說他們，并且譴責我。

Jill: Eventually, the people from the stories would know it's them and blame me.

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Jill：那樣不只會耽誤我們的生意，還會傷害到我個人。我是真心喜歡傾聽顧客發(fā)泄自己的生活。

Jill: Not only would that hurt us as a business, it would hurt me. I really like hearing clients rant about their lives.

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Jill：哦……對了，那樣也會傷害到我的顧客。

Jill: Oh... and it would hurt the clients too, I guess.

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Donovan：那好，要是你哪天退休了，那份提議仍在等你接受。

Donovan: Well, if you ever retire, that offer is waiting for you.

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Jill：（好啊，說得好像你兩周后還能記住我似的。）

Jill: (Yeah, like you'll remember me two weeks from now.)

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Jill：沒問題。

Jill: Sure.

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Jill：Donovan先生，你還想喝點什么嗎？

Jill: Do you want another drink, Mr. Donovan?

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Donovan：Donovan先生……

Donovan: Mister Donovan...

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Donovan：Donovan……先生……

Donovan: Mister... Donovan...

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Jill：我—我說錯什么了嗎？

Jill: D-Did I say something wrong?

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Donovan：沒那種事。我只是特別喜歡那個稱呼的發(fā)音罷了。

Donovan: Not at all. I just really like the sound of that.

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Donovan：Donovan先生……Donovan“先生”……

Donovan: Mister Donovan... MISTER Donovan...

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Jill：這真有那么特別嗎？

Jill: Is it really that special?

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Donovan：在工作單位，人們要么管我叫Dawson先生，要么管我叫老板。

Donovan: At work, everyone calls me Mr. Dawson or Boss.

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Donovan：老板不過是個頭銜罷了。它冷漠，缺乏人情味。

Donovan: Boss is just a title. It's too impersonal and cold.

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Jill：（有這種事？）

Jill: (It is?)

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Donovan：而Dawson先生也是我父親和祖父的稱呼。太籠統(tǒng)了。但Donovan先生……這樣才像話。

Donovan: Mr. Dawson was my father and grandfather. It's too general. But Mr. Donovan... now that's more like it.

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Donovan：這個稱呼指的是“我”。指的是你們面前的人。不是我的家族成員，不是我的老板職位，而是我。

Donovan: They're referring to ME. To the man in front of them. Not to my family. Not to my position as boss. To ME.

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Jill：你想讓員工和你有私情嗎，Donovan先生？

Jill: Do you want your employees to get personal with you, Mr. Donovan?

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Donovan：絕對不要。但我想讓他們敬畏我。不是因為我是他們的老板，或是在他們的工資單上簽字的人……

Donovan: Oh, gods no. But I want them to fear ME. Not because I'm their boss or the name appearing in their paychecks...

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Donovan：……而是因為我將極端的恐懼植入了他們的內(nèi)心。

Donovan: ...but rather because I strike mortal dread into them.

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Donovan：從明天開始，我要讓每個人都這么稱呼我。

Donovan: Starting tomorrow, I'm going to make everyone call me that.

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Donovan：哦對了，你剛才是不是想問什么。什么問題來著？

Donovan: Oh yeah, you were asking something. What was it?

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Jill：你還想，喝點什么，嗎？

Jill: Drink. Another one. Do you?

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Donovan：啊，好的，好的……

Donovan: Ah yes, yes...

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Donovan：但我不能再喝了——我突然想起一會兒還要值夜班。

Donovan: But I need to cut myself off - I just remembered I have a night shift later.

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Donovan：給我來杯苦味的……要大杯，但不要含酒精。我得讓自己解酒。

Donovan: Give me something bitter... and big, but not alcoholic. I need to wake myself up.

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Jill：沒問題。

Jill: I can do that.

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Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Donovan：簡直不可思議，你居然真能做到。

Donovan: Paint me blue and call me Sue, you can actually do it.

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Donovan：這杯能助我今晚熬夜了……

Donovan: This'll help me stay up late tonight...

【含酒精】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Donovan：*嗅*

Donovan: *sniff*

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Donovan：小家伙，我剛才說的是不能再沾酒精了，而不是要喝更多。

Donovan: Kid, I just said I needed to stop the alcohol, not that I needed more.

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Jill：抱歉，習慣性地調(diào)成了這個。

Jill: Sorry, force of habit.

【不含酒精的普通杯苦味酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Donovan：……

Donovan: ...

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Donovan：小家伙，你是不是需要戴眼鏡了？我覺得我們對于怎么能算“大”的看法差異很大啊。

Donovan: Brat, do you need glasses? I think our perception of what constitutes 'big' is clearly very different.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

【不含酒精的其他非苦味酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Donovan：好吧，這杯確實不含酒精，但我點的可不是這個。你這是搞哪一出？

Donovan: Yes, this doesn't have alcohol, but it's also not what I asked for. What's your problem?

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Jill：（別頂嘴。他是對的。）

Jill: (Don't retort. He's right.)

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Donovan：話是怎么說的來著？壞事不過三。給我來杯啤酒（Beer）。

Donovan: You know what? Third time's the charm. Gimme a Beer.

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Jill：好吧。

Jill: Alright.

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Jill：啤酒一杯。

Jill: One Beer.

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Donovan：祝愿我不會醉倒。干杯！

Donovan: Here's hoping I don't pass out. Cheers!

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Jill：請享用。

Jill: Enjoy.

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Jill：啤酒一杯。

Jill: One Beer.

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Donovan：好吧，我覺得有這杯就夠了。

Donovan: Yeah, I guess this one's good enough for now.

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Jill：很高興聽你這么說。

Jill: Good to hear.

【不含酒精的其他酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Donovan：……

Donovan: ...

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Donovan：我真想為這杯泔水叫你們的老板過來，但因為我馬上就要離開了，所以這件事就這么算了。

Donovan: I feel like calling the manager over this slop, but I'm on my way out so let's leave it at that.

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Jill：（呼……）

Jill: (Phew...)

【含酒精的其他酒】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Donovan：你知道吧，就算是瞎子也能看出來這他媽根本不是啤酒。

Donovan: You know, even a blind man could see this isn't a fucking Beer.

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Donovan：算了。至少你還保留了添加酒精的基本禮儀。

Donovan: Whatever. At least you had the decency to put alcohol in it.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Donovan：對了，小家伙，這間酒吧有投資人嗎？

Donovan: Say kid, does this bar have any investors?

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Jill：（他不管這兒叫鬼地方了？）

Jill: (He didn't call it a hell hole?)

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Jill：以前有過一個叫Sven的家伙，他說如果我們愿意把他的頭像鋪滿整個酒吧，他就愿意給我們錢。

Jill: There was some bloke named Sven that wanted to give us money if we stamped his face all over the place.

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Jill：但除此之外，就沒有了。

Jill: But aside from that, no.

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Jill：這些酒吧就和快餐連鎖店差不多，因此沒有本地投資者。

Jill: These bars are pretty much like any fast food chain, so there are no local investors.

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Jill：為什么問起這個？

Jill: Why?

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Donovan：只是為了讓你們知道自己有多幸運。

Donovan: Just wanted to let you know how lucky you bastards are.

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Donovan：投資人吸得比我第一任老婆的嘴巴還狠。

Donovan: Investors suck harder than my first wife's mouth.

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Donovan：那群雜種認為他們往公司里投了自己的錢，就變得特別特別重要了。

Donovan: Those bastards think they're soooooooooo important because they put their money in the company.

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Jill：那是因為……

Jill: Well that's...

　

Donovan：我是說，你可以為了賺得更多而把錢交給我。請讓我做好自己的工作，這樣我就能把你的錢交給你！

Donovan: I mean, you give me money so you can make more. Let me do my thing and I'll give you your money!

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Donovan：但是不——行——，他們非要干涉，并且著手做出最愚蠢的改動。

Donovan: But nooooooooooooo, they have to stick their noses and start changing the silliest of stuff.

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Donovan：如果你還要為其他人賣命的話，做老板到底還有什么好的？！

Donovan: What good is it to be the boss if you still have to work for someone else?!

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Jill：你總要對工會，政府，以及此類組織負責的，不是嗎？

Jill: You still have to answer to unions, the government, and those kind of organizations, don't you?

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Donovan：沒錯，但那些不過是書面工作。我讓別人來干也能搞定。但王八蛋投資人要的是“會晤”。

Donovan: Yeah, but that's paperwork. I make somebody else do it and call it a day. These losers ask for "meetings".

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Donovan：他們要談起自己不喜歡的內(nèi)容，談起自己感覺會得罪人的內(nèi)容……

Donovan: They start talking about stuff they don't like, stuff they found offensive...

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Donovan：還總會有那么一個男人或女人表示“嘿，你們?yōu)槭裁床幌衿渌麍蠹埬敲锤?？?/span>

Donovan: And there's always that one guy or gal that says "Hey, why don't you do what that other newspaper does?"

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Donovan：最近他們一直在跟我強調(diào)需要更多的點擊。更多的！點擊！

Donovan: Recently they told me that they needed more clicks. MORE CLICKS!

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Donovan：在保證文章品質(zhì)的前提下，我已經(jīng)盡力給內(nèi)容添油加醋了，但他們永遠都不會滿足！

Donovan: I make sure to keep stuff spicy while still keeping production quality up but it's never enough for them!

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Donovan：行吧，你猜怎么著？！他們不是要更多點擊嗎？老子這就給他們更多點擊！

Donovan: Well, you know what?! They want more clicks? I'LL GIVE THEM MORE CLICKS!

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Donovan：老子要讓他們瞧瞧，如果老子按他們的要求辦事，外加來者不拒的話，會發(fā)生什么事。

Donovan: I'll show them what happens when I do what they want and don't reject ideas.

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Donovan：他們很快就會見識到DONOVAN D. DAWSON到底是個什么角色！

Donovan: They'll know who the hell DONOVAN D. DAWSON is.

Jill：……我是不是該表示擔憂？算了……

Jill: ...should I be worried? Nah...

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Jill：至少他沖出門外之前買過單了。

Jill: At least he paid before storming off.

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Jill：（也不知道Sven后來怎樣了。我們再沒聽到過他的消息。）

Jill: (I wonder what happened with Sven though. We never heard from him again.)

【清醒】

Jill：Donovan先生，我能問個問題嗎？

Jill: Mr. Donovan, can I ask you something?

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Donovan：取決于你的問題是什么。你是想問如何才能取得成功嗎？

Donovan: Depends on what you're going to ask. Is it about how to be successful?

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Donovan：因為我只會從“如何發(fā)家致富”那種爛書中旁征博引，高談闊論。

Donovan: Because I'll only spout stuff from those shitty 'how to get rich' books.

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Jill：不，和那個無關(guān)……好吧，也不是完全無關(guān)。你是怎么開創(chuàng)這番事業(yè)的？

Jill: No, it's not that... well, not exactly. How did you start in this business?

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Donovan：大約十年以前，The Augmented Eye曾是新—舊金山頗有權(quán)威的一份報紙。

Donovan: The Augmented Eye was a really important newspaper in Neo-San Francisco almost 10 years ago.

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Donovan：但是……那家報紙遇到了一個大麻煩，牽扯到報社主編被炒。

Donovan: But... there was a big mess involving the head editor being defenestrated.

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Donovan：隨后便每況愈下。于是在財務(wù)困難時期，我買下了整個報紙，并擔任了主編一職。

Donovan: One thing led to another, and during a tough financial spot, I bought the whole thing and assumed duties as chief editor.

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Donovan：新—舊金山仍然是我們的總部，但大部分營收都來自于這里。

Donovan: Neo-SF is still the HQ, but most of the revenues come from here.

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Donovan：僅僅是處于Glitch City境內(nèi)，就意味著至少有30%的額外收入。

Donovan: Just being in Glitch City means at least 30% extra earnings.

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Jill：哦，對了。我記得那些消息。當時那家報紙可是一團糟。

Jill: Oh yeah, I remember the news. It was quite a mess.

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Jill：那你為什么會選擇新聞網(wǎng)站這項業(yè)務(wù)？

Jill: And what made you pick a news website as business?

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Donovan：因為它聽起來有趣。我是心血來潮做出的決定——真不如選那家名叫Marcelo的美發(fā)連鎖店。

Donovan: It sounded fun. I decided it on a whim - I might as well have ended up with a hairdressing chain called Marcelo.

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Donovan：不說了，我得離開了。我該付的錢都付過了嗎？

Donovan: Anyway, I've got to go. Are all the orders paid for?

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Jill：是的，非常感謝。期待您的下次光臨。

Jill: Yeah, thank you very much. Please come again.

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Donovan：好吧，好吧……

Donovan: Yeah, yeah...

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Gillian：JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL?。?！

Gillian: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!

Jill：怎么？

Jill: Yes?

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Gillian：衛(wèi)生間到底遭了什么災(zāi)？

Gillian: What the hell happened in that bathroom?

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Gillian：那種臟亂程度通常是需要有拇指的生物才能制造出來的！

Gillian: That kind of mess usually requires you to have THUMBS!

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Jill：狗可是很靈巧的，我跟你講。你別以為他們的小短腿會妨礙到他們。

Jill: Crafty dogs, I tell you. You'd think their short legs would hinder them.

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Gillian：天花板……洗手臺……馬桶……甚至連通風口都不放過！

Gillian: T-The ceiling... the sinks... the toilets... THE VENTS!

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Jill：噓……你會把那邊的睡美人吵醒的。

Jill: Shh... you'll wake up Briar Rose over there.

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Gillian：我！不會！忘記！這個！的！

Gillian: I. Won't. Forget this!

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Jill：隨你，隨你……

Jill: Yeah, yeah...

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Jill：哦，有客人了。

Jill: Oh, a client.

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Jill：歡迎來到Valhalla，請問您需要……

Jill: Welcome to Valhalla, what can I...

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？？？：Gut Punch大杯，盡快。

???: Big Gut Punch. Fast.

Jill：……馬上就好。

Jill: ...alright.

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Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：嗯，你還真能做到啊……

???: Hm, you can actually do it then...

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

【甜飲，能夠改變Ingram的人生（笑）】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you are.

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？？？：這是什么？

???: What's this?

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Jill：甜飲。

Jill: Something sweet.

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？？？：但我可沒點過這個。

???: But I didn't order this.

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Jill：我只是認為你需要這個。

Jill: I just felt like you needed it.

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？？？：……

???: ...

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？？？：……好吧，那我就接受了。

???: ...alright, I'll take it.

?【其他酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：不是我點的。

???: Not my order.

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？？？：別指望我為不是自己點的東西買單。

???: Don't expect me to pay for something I didn't order.

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？？？：你運氣不錯，我正迫切需要把自己灌醉。

???: You're lucky I'm in dire need of getting drunk.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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？？？：哼……這個毒窩是間酒吧？

???: Hmph... this crackhouse is a bar?

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Jill：（鬼地方，毒窩……）

Jill: (Hell hole, crackhouse...)

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？？？：這里滿是狗尿和肥皂的味道。你是發(fā)了什么瘋才會指望有人能在這兒感到舒適？

???: It smells like dog urine and soap. How the hell do you expect someone to feel comfortable in here?

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Jill：讓我感到驚訝的是，您居然能下決心蒞臨我們貧鄙的“毒窩”，這位先生……怎么稱呼？

Jill: I'm surprised you decided to come to our little "crackhouse" at all, mister...

?【甜飲后的對話會直接告訴咱】

Ingram：Ingram。Ingram McDougal。

Ingram: Ingram. Ingram McDougal.

?【正常流程下依然毫不客氣】

？？？：干嘛要問這個？

???: What the hell do you care?

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Jill：（付款登記信息上寫的是……）

Jill: (The payment registry says...)

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Jill：很抱歉提了這么冒昧的問題，Ingram McDougal先生。

Jill: Sorry for the question then, Mr. Ingram McDougal.

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Ingram：……

Ingram: ...

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Jill：關(guān)于氣味的事兒也很抱歉，我們正在盡力解決。起因是上周末發(fā)生了一場……意外。

Jill: Sorry about the smell, we're working on fixing it. There was an... incident over the weekend.

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Ingram：但今天是周二。

Ingram: But it's Tuesday.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：請您告訴我，我要怎么做才能讓您的體驗更舒適一些。

Jill: Please... let me know what I can do to make your experience more pleasant regardless.

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Ingram：如果我付錢給你的話，你愿意和我一起找家汽車旅館共度幾個小時嗎？

Ingram: If I pay you, will you come with me to a motel for a couple of hours?

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Jill：不。

Jill: No.

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Ingram：那么，你除了能為我上酒之外，就沒別的用處了。

Ingram: Then I have no use for you beyond giving me drinks.

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Jill：（今晚的顧客們還真是和藹可親……）

Jill: (Such pleasant clientele tonight...)

Jill：我能問下您為何要光臨本店嗎？

Jill: May I ask why you decided to come to our bar then?

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Ingram：有人向我推薦了這個地方，而我根本無法理解她為什么會喜歡這里。

Ingram: Somebody recommended me this place and I have absolutely no idea why she likes it.

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Ingram：她說自己是這里的?？?。而我已經(jīng)開始質(zhì)疑她的品位了。

Ingram: She says she's a regular here and all. I'm starting to doubt her tastes.

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Jill：?？停课铱梢源蚵犗率钦l嗎？

Jill: A regular? Can I ask who?

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Ingram：不可以。

Ingram: No.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Ingram：我得承認，無論選音樂的人是誰，至少那家伙的品位還不錯。

Ingram: I'll concede one thing: whoever picks the music at least has decent taste.

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Dana：嘿，Jill，你把洗潔精放哪兒了？Gil那邊用完了。

Dana: Hey Jill, where did you put the dish soap? Gil's run out.

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Jill：和往常一樣，就放在洗手臺下面。

Jill: Below the sink where it's always been.

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Dana：好嘞。

Dana: Right.

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Dana：哦，有顧客上門了。晚上好，這位先生。希望你在Valhalla過得愉快。

Dana: Oh! A customer. Good evening, sir. Hope you enjoy your stay at Valhalla.

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Jill：您還打算為我們提供更多反饋，以助于我們改善您的顧客體驗嗎？

Jill: So, any other feedback you want to provide the establishment so we can enhance your customer experience?

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Ingram：不……沒意見了。

Ingram: No... nothing.

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Jill：您的回心轉(zhuǎn)意可真……有意思。

Jill: That's... an interesting change of heart.

Ingram：得知有那位大人坐鎮(zhèn)本店之后，我可沒膽量污蔑這家店了。

Ingram: I can't afford to slander this place knowing SHE's here!

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Jill：你認識我的Boss？

Jill: You know my boss?

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Ingram：我不“認識”她，但我知道她是誰。

Ingram: I don't *know* her, but I know who she is.

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Ingram：Dana Zane，赤色彗星。

Ingram: Dana Zane, the Red Comet.

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Ingram：這位女性獨自擺平了整個購物中心的暴徒，一個接一個地擊昏了對手。

Ingram: The woman who fended off mall rioters all by herself, knocking them out cold one by one.

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Jill：我……從來沒聽說過她還有那樣的頭銜和成就。

Jill: That's... an achievement and a title I've never heard before.

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Jill：我知道Boss在開這間酒吧之前留下過不少事跡，但那個聽起來……

Jill: I know Boss did quite a few things before opening this bar, but that sounds...

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Jill：你會不會碰巧還知道她是怎么換上那只機械手臂的？

Jill: Would you happen to know how she got her mechanical arm?

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Ingram：我聽過幾個關(guān)于那個的故事，但那些聽起來太離奇了，不像是真的。

Ingram: I heard a couple of stories but they sound too fantastical to be true.

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Ingram：……

Ingram: ...

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Jill：你的態(tài)度轉(zhuǎn)變很有意思。

Jill: You've had an interesting change of attitude.

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Ingram：我親眼目睹過那位女性赤手空拳就搞定了全副武裝的暴徒。

Ingram: I saw that woman take out armed rioters with her bare hands.

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Ingram：一旦目擊過那種情景，你就很難不在這種角色面前把嘴閉嚴。

Ingram: Once you see something like that, it's hard not keep your mouth shut in front of them.

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Jill：有意思……

Jill: Interesting...

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Jill：但你沒必要那么緊張的。她親自出手對付顧客的情況我也只見過兩三次。

Jill: You can relax, though. I've only seen her deal with clients personally about two or three times.

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Jill：一次涉及到了5級武器，另一次是關(guān)于一位“泡妞專家”，還有一次是為了一頭羊駝。

Jill: One involved Class-5 weaponry, the other one a "pick-up artist", and the latest had an alpaca.

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Ingram：一頭羊駝？

Ingram: An alpaca?

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Jill：并不是真正的羊駝，但是……

Jill: Not really an alpaca, but...

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Jill：有個女人是一家紡織品公司的老板。

Jill: There's this woman that owns a textile company.

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Jill：她喝高了，接著就……尖叫道自己是只羊駝。

Jill: She got really drunk and... she started screaming she was an alpaca.

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Jill：尖叫完后，她就開始到處噴口水。Boss不得不送客出門。

Jill: She started spitting on everything afterwards. My boss had to show her the exit.

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Jill：我真想忘掉那個夜晚，所以我們還是別再提了吧。

Jill: I'd rather not remember that night, so let's leave it at that.

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Jill：你還想喝點什么嗎？

Jill: Can I get you anything else?

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Ingram：請給我一杯打樁機（Piledriver）。

Ingram: Give me a Piledriver, please.

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Jill：（請？我今天還沒聽過這個字呢。）

Jill: (Please? There's a word I haven't heard today.)

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Jill：馬上就好。

Jill: Coming right up.

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Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Ingram：嗯……這個不錯。

Ingram: Hm... it's fine, I guess.

?【Suplex，Piledriver的變種酒】

Ingram：這可不是Piledriver。

Ingram: This isn't a Piledriver.

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Jill：這是本店特飲。我的同事發(fā)明了它。他稱之為過肩摔（Suplex）。

Jill: It's a local drink. My coworker came up with it. He calls it a Suplex.

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Ingram：這酒不會噴我一臉吧？

Ingram: It isn't gonna blow up in my face, is it?

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Jill：不，這是安全無害的。就連BTC的官方調(diào)酒指南中都收錄了它。

Jill: No, it's safe. It's even been added to the BTC's official recipe book.

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Ingram：那就好。

Ingram: Good.