A man left work one Friday afternoon.?

一個周五的下午，某男下班了。

But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.??

但作為發(fā)工資的日子，他整個周末都在外面跟哥們兒聚會，把一整周發(fā)的工資都花光了。

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night,? he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.?

等周日晚上他最終出現(xiàn)在家里時，他面對的是火冒三丈的老婆，和他所應(yīng)得的，持續(xù)將近兩個小時的連珠跑一般的長時間訓(xùn)斥。

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"?

最終他老婆不再嘮叨了，只是問他，”要是兩三天你都看不到我，會怎么樣？“

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."??

他回答道，”這我沒意見啊。“

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.??

禮拜一過去了，他沒看見他老婆。禮拜二和禮拜三也都沒看到她。

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

到周四的時候，消腫消得差不多了，他能從左眼眼角稍微看到一點她了。

昨日謎語答案：

Because the score before any football game is always zero to zero.

這個謎語其實是看?predict?the score of any football game before it begins?中，befor it begins?修飾的是 the score?還是?predict .?你可以理解成賽前的比分也可以理解成在賽前預(yù)測。

今日謎語：

Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?