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Li Taimei worked for just one year after graduating from university and then lost her job. In fact, before he lost his job, he couldn't bear the unhappiness and pressure brought about by 996, compensatory leave, and the boss's big cake painting. When he first lost his job in the week, his heart was filled with mixed emotions, ranging from disappointment of unemployment to relief from work pressure. After three weeks of ideological struggle, he still decided to go to work. Although this goes against parents' expectations, it is also something that must be done. Seeing articles criticizing "Kong Yiji" in the official account, his heart was more complicated and he didn't know what to say. ? ?

Li Taimei believed that hard work would lead to more and more sweet days, so she went to the construction site to move bricks. However, after several months of hard work, she didn't bring any benefits to her family. As a child, the power of the Fried Chinese leek dumplings in her body was absorbed too much by her classmates (mentioned later), and her physical strength and health were seriously poor, which made hard work unsuitable for him. The Fried Chinese leek dumplings for breakfast was not nutritious enough, so he was very unfortunate and sent it. Li Taimei has been working hard all her life, but she never realized her dream of growing up, leaving her hometown of four provinces. ? ?

Li Taimei has been a clever ghost since childhood. When he was writing an essay in elementary school, he was able to write strange plots where his father turned into Ultraman to beat himself with light waves, and his mother turned into an umbrella shaped car to take him home after school in heavy rain, which made the teacher look down on him and even blacked out before his eyes; When there are activities in school, he can give very advanced slogans, such as "The toilet is my home, civilization depends on everyone", and some slogans he uses indiscriminately, such as posting dining slogans in the toilet. Of course, he also has strong hands-on skills and likes to draw or post strange things anywhere. Due to his novelty, his parents caused a lot of trouble and worry about Li Taimei in elementary school. Finally, by the time Li Taimei entered junior high school in 2012, she had gradually become obedient and her parents had less worries. ? ?

During his junior high school, senior high school and college years, Li Taimei has always been an elusive legend in the minds of his classmates. When he was in junior high school, he had established a big group of truth with Niu Mo and Chen Bin. It is said that by communicating with them, he could absorb their inner power of the Fried Chinese leek dumplings and have the following magical effects on himself: composition can use Fried Chinese leek dumplings as the material to write many novel articles; Anything you think will be related to the Fried Chinese leek dumplings; And as long as you eat Fried Chinese leek dumplings for breakfast, you won't feel tired when running exercises. Of course, this is not perfect. The power of the Fried Chinese leek dumplings will make you gradually become unfriendly. In high school, his grades were almost always at the top of his class, and he was known as the "Three Fantasy Gods" along with the other two classmates. ? ?

In the process of growing up, Li Taimei also developed some hobbies. In primary school, he liked painting, usually painting a very flexible Zongzi with five senses. This is very avant-garde. But for his classmates and teachers at the time, this kind of painting was not very friendly, and it once became a big shadow in the hearts of Li Taimei's elementary school classmates. In the first semester of the second year of junior high school, he didn't know why, so he became a lucky fan. Although this did not conform to his previous personality, he was indeed interested in seeing this image that resembled both humans and animals online at that time, and felt that it coincided with what he had imagined in his childhood dreams. Since joining the animal circle in early November 2013, he has seen the diversity of others and gradually fell in love with this circle, and his legendary attributes have also developed in this direction. Later on, his classmates gradually discovered that he was Fury's secret from his unusual personality and habits. At that time, subculture was still a very small thing, and students didn't know much about it, so it was not a big thing, and it was gradually forgotten. ? ?

In her second year of high school, Li Taimei was beaten by her father for five nights due to three failed grades. Li Taimei received the impact of this incident and remained in a negative mood. Her attention in class became less and less focused, and she fell into internal friction. Sometimes she slept in class, and her grades deteriorated even more severely. Gradually, she became anxious about everything and felt that her life had lost hope. She wanted to quickly relieve her worries, and at the moment when she was about to end her own life, He suddenly realized that life is not only about these despairing things, but also about the future and things he likes. With a little patience, things will pass. As soon as he thought of his legendary stories and interesting OC he had seen before, his energy returned, and he turned his back on it. After this, even if she was seriously suspected and misunderstood, there were still some big things that affected her, and Li Taimei never couldn't help but think about it. ? ?

After Li Taimei's death, the family felt very sad. According to Li Taimei's will, they put two Fried Chinese leek dumplings in front of Li Taimei's grave. At this moment, a magical characteristic appeared on Li Taimei: a saying flew out of the sky, twisted wildly in the sky, and finally landed in front of Li Taimei's grave. The sky suddenly shot a bullet like light in all kinds of colors. A light hit Li Taimei's Fried Chinese leek dumplings, and all of a sudden I heard was a sound like an ancient god whispering. Until the truth is said, sing 'Ah, write my poem from the beginning, Ah' ↘ Nu ↗” Li Taimei immediately woke up and opened the grave. When he clearly saw the truth, he said, "This is not what I painted in those days? How could it come true? How could I be here? Is the world about to usher in a thousand years of great change?" Li Taimei thought too much and said the truth is just an appendage of his soul and the power of the Fried Chinese leek dumplings. There is no great change in the world. ?

Hello everyone, I am just one ↘ A thousand year answer debate, with the power of Fried Chinese leek dumplings, you can rest assured ↘， You have always been fearless and have both wisdom and courage. I can grow bigger and taller, and I will help you make your life bigger and taller ?

Li Taimei's life is full of hope again. He rode on the reasoning and flew to the unit where he used to work. He went back to work there and decided to overcome difficulties and move on to a new life. He came to that unit, and after experiencing a rebirth and long-term work in his previous life, this office building was already unfamiliar to him, as if he had never seen it before. ?

After another two or three months of work, Li Taimei gradually lost her strength and became just like before. She felt that her reasoning did not bring any benefits to herself except for causing trouble (such as barking at work, eating her three meals, and casually finding a trash can to defend herself). Don't let this meaningless thing go. Just as he was thinking this way, the truth suddenly became bigger and higher. It had been listening to Li Taimei's inner activities and saying, "Ah ah, don't throw me away. Just talk to me and I can help you at a critical moment." Li Taimei said, "Okay, since you resurrected me, I won't throw you away ? ?

Sure enough, the truth he said was still helpful to him. One day, he had a lot of work to do, and facing the mountain of work, his psychological defense line was broken. And the reason that happened to be said has strong computing power, and the frequency of doing things is as fast as going to the bathroom every day. The reason that was said quickly rubs my body against the keyboard, although the noise is loud, it is enough to satisfy Li Taimei. One day, Li Taimei was about to be late. After a while, the reasoning turned into a Harry Road whirlwind, which swept Li Taimei inside. She immediately used the dressing method and passed through the subway station, company walls, and floors without any impact. At that moment, people were very shocked and remained motionless like statues. Something in a person's hand fell without even noticing it. In the following days, the truth also made me grow taller and become a golden bell guard, protecting Li Taimei from unnecessary harm; Use very healthy laughter to dispel Li Taimei's troubles; When Li Taimei was about to be fired, she used jewelry from "Happy Planet" to make people forget things and make the boss dispel the idea of hiring Li Taimei; When it rains heavily, it becomes a T-shaped pillar to provide shelter for everyone. ?

During her time with the truth she said, Li Taimei also gained a lot of joy. Once, Li Taimei worked for more than 10 hours and felt very tired. She wanted to fish, but as long as she opened a picture and video webpage, whether strange or not, others would easily find that it was not beneficial to herself. So the reasoning became smaller and became Li Taimei's mouse. Q-flicking was soft and sticky, and it could also be stretched and deformed. Although Li Taimei didn't play with the reasoning and only used it as a mouse, it was still very interesting. Li Taimei succeeded in both working and fishing. One day came during the May Day holiday, which was very rare for Li Taimei. Of course, Li Taimei wanted to find some fun to relax. So after the truth became bigger and higher, I took Li Taimei to the sky and earth using the dressing method, and visited multiple cities during the long holiday. Li Taimei saw a towering skyscraper like the Tongtian Tower, a large building with red and yellow columns on both the left and right sides, a circular building, and a large building supported by six vertical buildings to form an arc. The truth she said really brought a lot of convenience and joy to Li Taimei's life. ?

However, the good times did not last long. An employee discovered the secret of Li Taimei's magical pet, and at that time, the employee told most of the employees about the matter. One day, an employee asked Li Taimei where she bought this pet, and he said it was at the workshop market. However, that night, the employee went for a stroll and there was no real reason for it, only some plush toys. The employees feel that the reasoning behind living organisms is rare and cannot be found in the market. Li Taimei not only does not tell the truth, but also claims that she bought them at the workshop market, which must have some tricks involved. On the other hand, the reasoning behind it is very magical, and employees all want it after hearing about it. The employee wanted to take advantage of Li Taimei and was jealous of her, so he acted unethically. He took the opportunity to deceive her and sold her to a child under the name of "Slim". ?

When the child saw the reasoning behind the living body theory, they felt suspicious and said, "Didn't I want Slim? How did I send this expensive item?" After seeing this, the parents said that the child clearly wanted Slim, but it turned out to be an expensive item. And when she first saw this kind of thing, she felt that it couldn't be sent, stating that there must be a problem with the manufacturer. So she only refunded, added the merchant's vx, and cursed the merchant (referring to the employee mentioned earlier) for selling prohibited goods, lacking heart and conscience, and said, "Don't harm your own children anymore", "I dare not send it back", and "Let the platform handle it. This matter has become increasingly noisy. Many people, when they saw it on the hot search, only watched it because it was similar to the disk theft incident a few years ago (referring to this year). They didn't know that the parent had already heard that the truth was miraculous when they received it from the living body, and they already knew that the truth they were sending was the truth. Therefore, she bought the truth they said, and the so-called refund and handing it over to the platform for processing was just to take advantage. ?

But Li Taimei already knew that the truth was lost, so he used the power of the Fried Chinese leek dumplings to summon the truth to his own place. After receiving the call, the core of the Fried Chinese leek dumplings with the truth was called back to Li Taimei with the die piercing skill. Finally, the parent's dream of taking advantage of it was gone, and the truth was also shared with Li Taimei in a happy life. ?

The story is not over yet. Since the title I wrote contains the word "legend", it indicates that Li Taimei and his reasoning must have achieved some success. After the truth was summoned back, Li Taimei created the Ami Bath's Truth Store (purely fictional, and if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental), and used the magical technology and high productivity of the truth to attract many employees. This store manufactures and produces "home like golden bell covers", which have screens, power supplies, and storage boxes to provide a cabin like home (refer to BV1Rb411k7Rm here); The 'Truth Triangle Mouse' can be used as a Bluetooth mouse, QQ pop-up and wire drawing, repeatedly rubbing with the desktop and emitting healthy laughter; Although some difficulties and setbacks were encountered in the operation of fun daily necessities such as Ham, Shuo Shuo, Dazzling Dog, Electric Stick, and Dolly ornaments, the Shuo Shuo and Li Taimei's life were still thriving. For them, they created a legend for their own lives.