整理了一下視頻中的歌詞

Woe is me

我就是個(gè)麻煩

gettin' into trouble

故意搗亂

on purpose

陷入困境

Was it worth this?

這值得嗎？

I should win

我應(yīng)該贏得

a ribbon or prize

一個(gè)獎(jiǎng)?wù)禄蚓R帶

for breakin' into a

因?yàn)槲页龊跻饬系?/p>

by surprise bank

闖入銀行

But on the surface

但從表面上看

I maybe kinda sorta did a bad thing

我可能確實(shí)做了壞事

I guess I'll just

我猜我將會(huì)

make like a tree and leave(美國(guó)俚語(yǔ)，離開(kāi)）

離開(kāi)

They can't cage me

他們才困不住我

ha ha ha ha

哈哈哈哈

How naive

多么天真啊

Now I've got the cake out

現(xiàn)在我得到個(gè)蛋糕

Time for me to break out

是時(shí)候去大展身手

Failure

失敗

soon will lead to success

將帶領(lǐng)我走向成功

Even if it's excessive

即使過(guò)程艱難

Escape will be impressive

我的逃亡將會(huì)是令人稱贊的

Pain is a weakness

痛苦亦是一種軟弱

So I'm doing the best i can

所以我盡量做到最好

Victory is sweetness

勝利是甜蜜的

That's why I'm the stick man with the plan

這就是為何我這個(gè)火柴人是有計(jì)劃的

They called the court to order

他們叫法院來(lái)審判我

third-rate counsel takin' my case

讓三流法官接管我的案子

My palm to my face(可能是表達(dá)無(wú)奈的意思）

我的手掌對(duì)著我的臉

Tried to break the bank

嘗試闖入銀行

Hiding in a bag

靠躲在袋子里

Now I gotta prove

現(xiàn)在我要證據(jù)

that I didn't do that

來(lái)證明我沒(méi)有做這事

Got so lawyered up

幸好有律師辯護(hù)

by an [Ace Attorney](游戲名，逆轉(zhuǎn)裁判)（這里大概是雙關(guān)吧，我想）

通過(guò)逆轉(zhuǎn)裁判

Made them think that the

讓他們認(rèn)為是

cop put me in the sack

警察把我裝在袋子里

A shame I'm the same old kleptomaniac

可惜，我確實(shí)是個(gè)老 盜 竊 狂 了

Don't you mind me

不用介意我

I'll take my leave so casually

我將會(huì)隨意離開(kāi)

Used a crowbar

使用一個(gè)撬棍

All is clear I'm nearly free

一切都清楚了 我就快要自由了

Gotta run now

現(xiàn)在就要趕快逃走

You boys in blue(雙關(guān)，憂郁，又指紅梅薩（red mesa）人員統(tǒng)一的藍(lán)色帽子)

你們這些憂郁的人

you bring me down down down

就要將我 擊倒 擊倒 擊倒

Makin' my way outta town

我就快要出城了

Dodgin' bullets

閃開(kāi)子彈

you betcha (網(wǎng)絡(luò)語(yǔ)，當(dāng)然了)I'ma(I'm going to的縮寫) pull this off

當(dāng)然了我將扔回去

I'm bustin' outta mesa(一說(shuō)指紅梅薩（red mesa，此所監(jiān)獄名）(mesa,平頂山,常見(jiàn)于美國(guó)西南部))

我將離開(kāi)這鬼地方

Failure

失敗

soon will lead to success

將帶領(lǐng)我走向成功

Even if it's excessive

即使過(guò)程艱難

Escape will be impressive

我的逃亡將會(huì)是令人稱贊的

Pain is a weakness

痛苦亦是一種軟弱

So I'm doing the best i can

所以我盡量做到最好

Victory is sweetness

勝利是甜蜜的

That's why I'm the stick man with the plan

這就是為何我這個(gè)火柴人是有計(jì)劃的