buy-curious

A person who is just looking around and?may or may not be?interested in buying something from a?store.

As used on?Arrested Development.

Store?clerk: "Oh, look who's back... are you going to buy something this time, or are you?just curious?"

Tobias: "Well, I guess you could say that I'm buy-curious!"

by?Cagefight?December 6, 2006

niced

mainly used in?east london.

means being?treated?or being treated?nicely.

person a:?my dad?niced me, g
person b: really what did he do?
person a: he bought me?chicken and chips,?innih

by?nice_gurl?November 2, 2017

Metamate

Someone who lost?26% of their?compensation?in one day?but still?works hard to make their boss rich one day again

We wanted to go?skiing?but John is a?metamate?so we stayed home and watched?Discovery channel?for one week.

by?Shrepped?February 15, 2022

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19?mask on?and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to?marinate?in your?burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you?taste that?burp? must be a gnarly?Covid Dutch oven?under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by?mrchubhabub?September 19, 2020

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the?crook?of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of?the vampire?Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad,"?Eliot?said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the?H1N1?virus, Kathleen?Sebelius?reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

by?L3?January 13, 2010

Farmyard Tennis

Two people?ass to ass, passing?an egg?back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting?egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some?farmyard tennis?with your wife tonight?"

"No I?can still taste?the egg?from last time."

by?MikeRecupido?January 8, 2022