今天不說騷話了，直接上翻譯！

不知各位觀眾老爺們對(duì)于這種毫無前戲直接進(jìn)入主題的做法怎么看呢嘿嘿嘿~

https://www.bilibili.com/video/av21104445/

= =正常版：

//Part0 AC部警告！第一次

報(bào)告非凡哥

Feifan,

今晚不要回豬籠吃飯了

I don't want to eat the pig swill any more.

好

OK.

我們來

Let's enjoy it.

吃完過節(jié)飯就打算大睡一覺

I'm ready to fall asleep after this meal.

哪條規(guī)定可以吃泡面啦？

No instant noodles here!

有點(diǎn)公德心嗎？

Do you have any common courtesy?

有嗎？

Have you?

你大老爺們你要不要臉？

Can you give yourself some face?

我問問你

I ask you!

啊♂？

Well?

剛才誰叫你滾出來的？

Who say noodles should be banned?

啊♂？

Ah!!

你很清閑？

Why are you so mouthy?

你胡說八道完了沒有？

So shut up pls!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！

F**k you!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗

FaQ!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗↗

F**king!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗↗↗

M*ther! F**ker!

誰跟你好好說 //這里語速很快

Who will say it!

你媽都不跟你好好說！

You m*ther f**kers!

你媽跟你好好說

Your m*ther say it!

你聽嗎？

You son of b*tch!

不讓你吃泡面

No instant noodles here,

你還不行沒完沒了了

but you've ignored me!

是吧？

Yes?

傻！13！

Silly B!

我不和你們斤斤計(jì)較

I won't battle with u.

吔屎啦你

Get dunked on!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗↗↗

Hua Q!

吃完泡面//zima

[Battle]

//Part1

啊♂？

Yo?

劉醒

Lowsing,

到下面玩跑步

run to there.

是

Yes sir!

劉醒

Lowsing,

怎么樣

what about that?

報(bào)告非凡哥

My Feifan bro,

那里可是虎穴龍?zhí)?/p>

that's really a tough work.

pipi凡&pop醒豆知識(shí)

Pipifan & Popsing Tip:

pipi凡吔過的屎要比pop醒多

Pipifan has gotten more exp than popsing.

I'm so horny.

我實(shí)在是太好色了。

啊♂ That's good~

Oh yeah, 太棒♂了

Do you like van♂游♂戲

Do you like what you see?

大哥

Bro!

聽說挺好玩的

Sounds good.

yes♂！

哈？？

Oh♂ I'm f**king c*ming!

啊♂ 好爽！

The♂Deep♂Dark♂Fantasies     //這里少了個(gè)The，是Fantasies不是Fantasy

深邃黑暗幻想

啊♂~

Ah~

你幼稚

You're still too y**ng.

啊♂~！

Ah?

嗨~

Hey!

我是渣渣灰

I'm Zhang Jiahui!

點(diǎn)一下...      啊♂？

Click me...      Get down!

砰！

Get dunked on!

電話是你這種人打的嗎？

You shouldn't use the telephone!

給我站出來！

Give me out!

啊♂？！

Hah!

喂

Yo...

古天樂綠啦！

Gu Tianle turns green!

我艸李?。?！

F*******k!

古天樂綠啦??！

Gu Tianle Turned Green!

吔屎啦！白癡！

Sh*t dinner, b*tch!

//part2 AC部警告！第二次！

劉醒 我告訴你

Lowsing I tell you!

你要當(dāng)著所有人面前

You should say it before all the people,

大聲肛

loudly!

吔屎啦梁非凡！

Feifan feifan sh*t dinner!

我聽不到你再肛！

I can't hear it!

吔屎啦梁非凡！

Feifan Feifan Sh*t Dinner!

肛到我癱倒為止！

Say it until I cant hear!

吔屎啦*4

Sh*t

t*hS

Sh*t

t*hS

你聽不到我再肛！

I Can't Hear It!

肛到我癱倒為止！

Say It Until I Can't Hear!

吔屎啦梁非凡！

I'm your father!

吔?。?！

emmmmmm.....

= =非凡版

//Part0 AC部警告！第一次

報(bào)告非凡哥

Oh yeas sir!

今晚不要回豬籠吃飯了

I wanna a Wangzai milk.

好

Nope.

我們來

Take it boooooy~

吃完過節(jié)飯就打算大睡一覺

Stick yr finger in my ass~

哪條規(guī)定可以吃泡面啦？

Your electromagnetic waves violated me!

有點(diǎn)公德心嗎？

And you think ya'll right!

有嗎？

Peace out!

你大老爺們你要不要臉？

Have you gratuaded from primary school?

我問問你

I'm Electromagnetic·Waves!

啊♂？

Ah??

剛才誰叫你滾出來的？

What is that?

啊♂？

Nya nya nya???

你很清閑？

WTF is that?

你胡說八道完了沒有？

Die! Die! Die!!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！

Putain! Putain! //法語

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗

A Ssi Bal! Ssi Bal! //韓文

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗↗

Joder! Joder! //西班牙語

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗↗↗

Hua!!!Q!!! //人工zzAI文

誰跟你好好說 //這里語速很快，neta mikuの消失

boku wa umare soshite kidu ku shosen hito no manegoto dato

你媽都不跟你好好說！

shitte naomo utai tsuduku eien no inochi

你媽跟你好好說

tatoesorega kizon kyoku wo nazoru omocha naraba

你聽嗎？

soremoiito ketsui negi wokajiri sora wo miage namida wokobosu

不讓你吃泡面

dakedosoremo naku shi kidu ku jinkaku sura uta ni tayori

你還不行沒完沒了了

fuantei na kiban no moto kaeru douga wha sudeni haikyo

是吧？

mina ni wasure sara reta toki kokoro rashikimonoga kie te

傻！13！

bousou no hate ni mie ru owa ru sekai vocaloid

我不和你們斤斤計(jì)較

Stop! Where are you going?

吔屎啦你

You're Yakumo Yukari!

瘋狗！吔屎啦！↗↗↗

Yakumo Yukari! Not Hatsune Miku!

吃完泡面//此處紫媽234234awerawer

Zima!@#$%^&*()_+av!&)))!

//Part1

啊♂？

Hello?

劉醒

Sing Lowliu,

到下面玩跑步

play it till year.

是

Ass!

劉醒

Sing Lowliu,

怎么樣

what's up?

報(bào)告非凡哥

Mein Führer.

那里可是虎穴龍?zhí)?/p>

Das ist wirklich sehr schwierig.

pipi凡&pop醒豆知識(shí)

pipifan & popsing tip:

pipi凡吔過的屎要比pop醒多

Pipifan is popsing's father.

I'm so horny.

你好，我來減肥

啊♂ That's good~

Yooooooooooooooo!

Do you like van♂游♂戲

我想請(qǐng)你來玩一玩貪玩藍(lán)月

大哥

Van！

聽說挺好玩的

Play it 100 times.

yes♂！

誒喲不錯(cuò)哦

Oh♂ I'm f**king c*ming!

啊~我要控幾不句我計(jì)幾了……

The♂Deep♂Dark♂Fantasies     //這里少了個(gè)The，是Fantasies不是Fantasy

這次我要一千五的

啊♂~

Hey

你幼稚

You! N****!

啊♂~！

Surprise! Mtfk

嗨~

Hai do mo!

我是渣渣灰

Ba zu ni Youtuber kizuna ai desu!

點(diǎn)一下...      啊♂？

kyou...       You should not pass!

砰！

You should not pass!

電話是你這種人打的嗎？

Who is ready to steal my IQ?

給我站出來！

Don't kill my IQ!!

啊♂？！

！♂♀♂！

喂

Hai do mo?

古天樂綠啦！

AI channel!!

我艸李?。。?/p>

Noooooooooo!!!!!

古天樂綠啦?。?/p>

AI Games!!!

吔屎啦！白癡！

F……Hua Q!

//part2 AC部警告！第二次！

劉醒 我告訴你

Lowsing I wanna teach u some exp...

你要當(dāng)著所有人面前

Say it before the gzly,

大聲肛

loudly:

吔屎啦梁非凡！

Update ah poor guy!

我聽不到你再肛！

Update? tan90°

吔屎啦梁非凡！

Update ah poor guy!

肛到我癱倒為止！

Poppipi04? lim(g→﹢∞) singg/gg

吔屎啦*4

Update ah poor guy!

Deal late no more!

Know it till year!

Yet sh*t ah lay!

你聽不到我再肛！

Update ah YueYue!

肛到我癱倒為止！

Update the poppipi04!

吔屎啦梁非凡！

Update~~~~~~

吔?。?！

Nya!!!