正文翻譯

Whats the most fucked up thing you overheard in a conversation ?

你偷聽過的最離譜的事是什么？

評論翻譯

Shinado_Akimu
Worst one is probably on my first (and last) family vacation, overheard my father explaining to my cousin who was the same age as me (18, just fresh out of school) that my life is completely pointless because my older brother has already achieved all the goals a son should so there's no point in me at all.

最糟糕的很可能是我的第一次（也是最后一次）家庭度假，聽見我父親跟與我年紀(jì)一樣大（18歲，剛高中畢業(yè)）的表親聊起來，他說我的人生根本就毫無意義，因?yàn)槲腋绺缫呀?jīng)把一個(gè)兒子可以達(dá)成的一切成就都達(dá)成了，對我根本就沒有什么好指望的了。
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Pyles_Malfunction
My daughter was talking to a kid at a playground. She was showing him a scar she had on her leg from a bike wreck. He showed her a scar on his arm and said “I got cut with a knife and had to get stitches. It’s why I can’t see my mom anymore.” He was maybe five.

我女兒在游樂場上和一個(gè)男孩聊天。她在向男孩展示自己之前騎單車摔倒之后留下的傷疤。男孩給她看了自己胳膊上的疤，說“我之前被刀子劃了，得縫針。也是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)，我再也見不到我媽媽了?！彼雌饋硪簿臀鍤q。

Antmon666
Hopefully this is buried enough.

希望這件事能深深地埋在他的心底。

I was told by a kid how he misses his dead mother soo much and his dad left him after but his new parents are great.

有個(gè)孩子曾經(jīng)跟我說過他特別懷念自己過世的母親，后來他父親也離開了他，但他的新養(yǎng)父母很棒。

found out later his dad kill him mum in front of him and his brother, he was 5 when he told me, I hope he gets to live a great life and not have to deal with his dad

后來才知道，他父親是當(dāng)著他和他兄弟的面殺死了他媽媽。他跟我講這件事的時(shí)候也就五歲。我希望他能好好地活一輩子，別再和他的生父惹上麻煩。

croccrazy98
That’s fucked.

這太惡心了。

Also, this isn’t even sort of buried.

而且，這根本就不算是埋在心底了。

Fyrrys
Laid on the ground with a leaf on it

留在地面上，上面蓋了片樹葉罷了。

SEPTSLord
I was a manager at a resort in the mountains. It was the late 90's and we did not have telephones in the rooms and this was before everyone had cell phones.

我以前在山中的一個(gè)度假村當(dāng)經(jīng)理。那是上世紀(jì)90年代，我們房間里沒有電話，而且這還是所有人都有手機(jī)之前的事。

A young woman asked to use our office phone after hours. I listened to this poor woman tell her mother that her boyfriend just admitted to cheating on her and that he tested positive for AIDS. I felt so sorry for her.

有個(gè)年輕的女性說要在下班時(shí)間用一下我們辦公室的電話。我聽到這個(gè)可憐的女人對她媽媽說，她男朋友剛剛承認(rèn)出軌了，并且他的艾滋病測試測出了陽性。我為她覺得特別難過。

cccantyousee
Stood behind a couple arguing loud. The man screams "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN DANGER, I ALMOST CALLED 911" to which she screamed "IM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR WANTING TO SEND YOU SOMETHING SEXY! THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!". Me and my friend had to contain our laughter.

站在一對高聲爭吵的夫妻后面。男的大喊“你他媽腦子里想什么呢？我以為你遇到麻煩了，我差點(diǎn)都打911了”，女的回答“我他媽真是不好意思啊，我以后再也不給你發(fā)點(diǎn)性感的圖片了??！”我跟我朋友都得用力憋笑。

state_of_what
Holy shit. What could be an indication of being in danger that someone else would think was sexy!?

我草。到底什么東西能讓一個(gè)人覺得很性感，讓另一個(gè)人覺得很危險(xiǎn)？
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himalayandorito
bondage usually

繃帶吧，通常來說

state_of_what
Aaah. That makes sense. But you should only bust that out when you know your partner well enough to know they’ll be into that. That poor guy.

啊啊啊。也說得通。但只有你非常了解你的伴侶，知道他喜歡這種的情況下才應(yīng)該發(fā)那種照片?？蓱z的家伙。

mahagarty
Restraints and he thought she was kidnapped? Just a guess haha

穿了束縛衣，結(jié)果被當(dāng)成是被綁架了？只是隨便猜猜哈哈哈
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BartholomewBandy
Walking through a mall while in high school, a woman walking with her husband (I assumed), told him “what you’ve done is worse than mass murder”. I’ve thought about this for a long time.

上高中的時(shí)候在一個(gè)商場里走，一個(gè)女的陪她丈夫（我猜是丈夫）一起走，跟他說“你干的那事比大規(guī)模屠殺還嚴(yán)重。”后來我一直在想這句話。

146162145144
She was referring to the state of the bathroom after his shit that morning....

她其實(shí)說的是他那天早上拉完那泡屎之后洗手間的狀況……

The_Lost_Octopus
That's something I would say in response to a ribald but well executed joke.

如果有人說了個(gè)下流段子，但講述的技巧非常高超的話，那我也會用這句話來評論。

vonkeswick
"I heard he has an 11" dick, but it always smells like cottage cheese." -two girls sitting in front of me in high school math class

“我聽說他的屌有11英寸（譯注：約合27.94厘米，我操）那么長，但聞起來總是有股鄉(xiāng)村奶酪味?！薄咧袛?shù)學(xué)課上坐在我前面的兩個(gè)女生

hittinlicks247
Went to a wedding which my roommate’s girlfriend also attended (without my roommate). She introduced her fiancé (a different man) to a group of people without realizing I was nearby.

去了一場婚禮，我室友的女朋友也去了（但沒帶我室友）。她不知道我就在附近，把自己的未婚夫（另一個(gè)人）介紹給了一群人。

Iliketolearnfromppl
What did you do?

于是你做了什么？

hittinlicks247
Contemplated it for a while. He wasn’t the best roommate. But then I decided to call him and tell him from the airport before I flew home because I hate cheaters.

想了一陣子。他其實(shí)不是最好的那個(gè)室友。但我還是決定給他打個(gè)電話，在我飛回家之前在機(jī)場跟他說了，因?yàn)槲易钔春蕹鲕壍娜恕?/p>

Kraymur
What was his response to this news?

他對這個(gè)消息的回應(yīng)是？