我好想做秋繪小姐的狗啊。

可是秋繪小姐說她喜歡的是她的貓貓老婆，

于是我哭了。

我哭得很傷心，因?yàn)槲医K究不是早涼。

我只是一只老鼠。

我從沒奢望秋繪小姐能喜歡自己。

我明白的，所有人都喜歡聰明可愛的貓貓，

沒有人會(huì)喜歡陰濕帶病的老鼠。

但我還是問了秋繪小姐:

“我能不能做你的狗？”

How I wish to be Akie's dog.

But Akie said she likes her cat wife, so?I cried.

I cried?sadly because?I am not?Zaoliang?after all.

I?am just?a mouse.

Never had I expected Akie could like me.

I clearly understand that everyone likes Zaoliang,

who is smart, elegant, handsome and adorable.

No one likes a stupid dirty mouse with diseases.

However, I still asked Akie:

"Could I be your dog?"

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我知道我是注定做不了狗的。

但如果她喜歡狗，

我就可以一直在身邊看著她了，

哪怕她懷里抱著的永遠(yuǎn)是貓貓。

然而，她說，她喜歡的是貓貓，

她喜歡的是她軟fufu傻憨憨的老婆。

I know I am destined to fail to be a dog.

But if she likes it,

I could always watch her by her side,

even if she always holding the cat in her arms.

But she said she loves Zaoliang,

Her soft, cute, clean and naive wife.

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她還在用嫌棄的眼神看著我，

只是因?yàn)樵鐩鲞€沒有出現(xiàn)，

只有我，一只老鼠，

每天躡手躡腳地打開手機(jī)看她直播，

透過屏幕凝視著她。

等她最喜歡的貓貓來了的時(shí)候，

我就該重新滾回我的現(xiàn)實(shí)了吧。

And now she is just looking at me without any expressions,

Because Zaoliang?had not yet appeared.

And only me, the mouse

Stealthily turns on my phone everyday to whtch her live broadcast in Bilibili,

Staring at her through the screen.

When her favorite Zaoliang arrives,

I should bloodly get back to reality.

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但我還是好喜歡她啊。

她能在我還在她身邊的時(shí)候多看我?guī)籽蹎幔?/p>

我祈禱著奇跡的出現(xiàn)。

然后天使繪好像真的回應(yīng)了我！

她說以后的每個(gè)周年慶都要和大家一起過。

雖然我不知道大家是指哪些人。

好希望這些人中有我的一份子。

But I still like her so much.

Could she pay more attention to me while I'm still around??

I pray for a miracle to happen.

Then Angel?Akie truly responses!

She said she would spend every Anniversary?Celebration with everyone in the future.

I don't know who "everyone" refers to.

Just I hope this collection could?do an?endocytosis for me.

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貓貓好像有些害怕秋繪小姐。

既然如此，讓我去把她最愛的貓貓引來。

我知道但凡我敢失誤一下子，

我就會(huì)葬身貓口，乃至 AK 秋繪的槍。

到了那時(shí)候，

她大概會(huì)把我的身體裝起來，

然后用力地扔到門外吧。

那我就成了一包鼠條……

哦不好意思，

也許只是一袋新型垃圾。

我希望她能把我扔得近一點(diǎn)，

因?yàn)槲疫€是好喜歡她。

我會(huì)一直喜歡下去的。

The lovely cat?is still afraid of Akie.

I will go and guide?her beloved wife

I know that if I made one mistake,

I would die of the cat's mouth or even AK Akie

And that time

She?will probably pack my body?up

And throw it hard outside the door.

Then I shall become?a pack of rat fries...

Oh sorry,

Maybe just a bag of new garbage.

I hope she can throw me closer

Because I still like her so much.

And I'm gonna love her?forever.

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即便我永遠(yuǎn)失去了我的肉體，

我的靈魂仍會(huì)透過窗戶看著她。

秋繪小姐慵懶地靠在沙發(fā)上，

溫順的貓貓?jiān)鐩龈C在她的懷里。

壁爐的火光照在她可愛的臉龐，

我的心卻在冷風(fēng)里默默燃燒。

Even though I lose my body,

My soul would look at her?through the window.

When Akie is lazily leaning on the sofa,

Zaoliang, who performed very meekly,

Is sitting?in her?arms.

The?light of the fireplace shown on her cute face,

And my heart was slightly buning in the cold wind.

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她甜如蜜糖

她輕如鴻羽

她攜著一只紅玫瑰

系在我靈魂的胸前

She is sweeter than honey

Lighter than feathers

She brings red roses for you

To wear on the chest of your soul

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翻自：新戶眠子《嘉然小姐的狗》&一只穹鯉《英文深情朗誦〈斯奈德小姐的狗〉》

好想做秋繪的狗啊。

看她每天起床，用著嫌棄的眼神看著我

卻又不得不牽著我去廁所

How I wish to be Akie's dog

Watching her waking?up,?looking?at me with disdainful eyes

Though?she have?to lead me to the restroom?every day

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好想做秋繪的狗啊。

看著她板著臉，厭惡的驅(qū)趕著我

卻又不得不讓我prprpr

How I wish to be Akie's dog

Watching her face stiffen,?driving?me away in disgust

Though she?have?to be made?PRPRPR?by me

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好想做秋繪的狗啊

看著她開心的直播，放置我讓我一動(dòng)不動(dòng)

卻又不得不在桌下輕輕踩我

How I wish to be Akie's dog

Watching her happy live broadcast, leaving me motionless

Though?she?have to step on me gently under the table

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好想做秋繪的狗啊

看著她羞紅著雙頰，讓我一動(dòng)也不能動(dòng)

卻在浴室打濕衣服為我洗澡

How I wish to be Akie's dog

Watching her blushing cheeks,?making?me unable to move

Though she have to?take a shower for me?with wet clothes

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好想做秋繪的狗啊

看她快樂的奔跑，讓我坐在原地

卻又在回來的時(shí)候抱住我的身體

How I wish to be Akie's dog

Watching her playing games,?making?me?notice her attentively

Though she have to give me a embrace when she comes back

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神啊，我真的好想做秋繪的狗啊

看她鼓起的嘴唇，讓我自己叼著狗繩

卻溫柔的幫我沖洗

看她傷心的時(shí)候，抱著我哭泣，

而我將溫暖傳遞過去。

可一陣?yán)滹L(fēng)將我吹醒

Oh my lord, I really want to be Akie’s dog

When she pouts?her mouth, letting?me hang?the leash myself

She will?still rinse me out gently

When she's sad, she could hold me and cry

And I will pass on the warmth?to her

However,?a cold wind wokes?me up

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神啊，為什么秋繪會(huì)喜歡貓啊

她只會(huì)給懷中的貓咪梳毛，卻不肯給我一點(diǎn)奇跡

她會(huì)喵言喵語，卻嫌我汪汪亂叫

她和貓咪在房間里快樂游戲，卻留我在屋外趴在窗臺(tái)遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)望去

Oh my lord, why Akie loves cat

She can combs the cat in her arms,

but refuses to give me a little miracle

She can meow and speak?to the cat,

but she dislikes?me barking and barking

She can play happily with the cat in the room,

leaving?me lying outside looking at her from afar

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神啊，我好想做秋繪的狗啊，

哪怕她只喜歡貓貓

但偶爾偶爾也能看到

一只忠誠(chéng)守護(hù)她的狗狗吧

Oh my lord, I really want to be Akie’s dog

Even if she only likes her lovely cat

But once in a while she?can see?me

A loyal dog guarding her?forever

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翻自：戲之《我真的好想做繪繪小姐的狗啊》

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