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Husband left in tears after being humiliated?for buying wife sanitary pads

The man said he ended up crying in his car having "never felt so embarrassed" after a woman accused him of taking photos of her in the feminine hygiene aisle

Kelly-Ann Mills

07:06, 12 SEP 2020

Humiliate： /hju??m?lie?t/?vt. 羞辱；使…丟臉；恥辱??

sanitary pad：衛(wèi)生巾 ?sanitary/?s?n?tri/ adj. 衛(wèi)生的，清潔的；n. 公共廁所

feminine hygiene aisle：女性用品專區(qū)

Hygiene ?n. /?ha?d?i?n/ ?衛(wèi)生? ?food hygiene 食品衛(wèi)生 ?personal hygiene 個人衛(wèi)生

A man has spoken out after he claims he was accused of being a pervert?while buying?feminine hygiene products?for his wife.

The husband said he ended up crying when he?retreated?back to his car, after a female shopper approached him in the shop and demanded the police were called.

pervert ?/p??v??t/

1.to change a system, process, etc. in a bad way so that it is not what it used to be or what it should be 敗壞；使走樣；誤導(dǎo)；誤用??Some scientific discoveries have been perverted to create weapons of destruction. 某些科學(xué)發(fā)明被濫用來生產(chǎn)毀滅性武器。

2.to affect sb in a way that makes them act or think in an immoral or unacceptable way 腐蝕；侵害；使墮落

3.?性變態(tài)者??a sexual pervert 性變態(tài)者

4.??per?vert the course of ?justice：?作偽證；妨礙司法

?feminine hygiene products：女性衛(wèi)生用品

The ordeal left the man rattled?and he said he'd “never felt more embarrassed and humiliated” in his life.

ordeal ?n. /???di?l/ ?/???di?l/ ?~ (of sth/of doing sth) a difficult or unpleasant experience 磨難；折磨；煎熬；嚴(yán)酷的考驗?? They are to be spared the ordeal of giving evidence in court. 他們將免受出庭作證的難堪。

rattle /?r?tl/?vt. 使發(fā)出咯咯聲；喋喋不休；使慌亂，使驚慌；vi. 喋喋不休地講話；發(fā)出卡嗒卡嗒聲；n. 喋喋不休的人；嚇吱聲，格格聲

The man says his wife asked him to pick up some sanitary towels on his way home, but while in the store he FaceTimed his wife to make sure he was buying the right products.

He said: “I got a call from my wife when I was getting off work and she asked me to pick her up some pads from the store.

“I asked her to send me a text with a picture of the ones she uses to make sure I got the right kind.

“I get to [the store] and I cannot find the kind she texted me so I FaceTimed her in the pad aisle and was showing her the section where her brand is to see if I could find another kind.

“About 30 seconds later a woman comes up to me and tells me I am being inappropriate and she was going to report me. Mind you my wife is on video with me this entire time. I tell my wife to text me a backup pad that I could get for her and end the call.

“Right as my wife is texting me, a man (store manager) and a female clerk come up to me with the woman behind them and he asks what I am doing and that he got a complaint that I was behaving inappropriately.”

The man said despite explaining the situation, things escalated?even more.

escalate ?v. /?esk?le?t/ ?~ (sth) (into sth) to become or make sth greater, worse, more serious, etc. （使）逐步擴(kuò)大，不斷惡化，加劇?? The fighting escalated into a full-scale war. 這場交戰(zhàn)逐步擴(kuò)大為全面戰(zhàn)爭。

“The woman then starts shouting that I was taking pictures of her and I was lying,” he said.

“I showed the manager the texts from my wife and I told him I just wanted to get my wife her pads and leave.

“The manger and the woman went up to the front of the store and the whole time she is?screeching?to him that he needs to call the police and have me arrested for being a pervert.”

While the woman carried on shouting he said the sales assistant helped him find the item and he was able to go on his way.

He added: “I paid for the pads and left.

“And when I got to the car I cried. A grown ass man crying in his car.

“I have never felt more embarrassed and humiliated in my life. When I told my wife what happened she went pale and hasn’t stopped apologising to me.”

網(wǎng)友評論翻譯

Greenfiend: Yeah sure! No town or city mentioned! I’ve bought these and Tampax?for my wife and daughter sometimes over the years and nobody gives a damn!?

常見的配方！迷之小鎮(zhèn)迷之城市！我給老婆妻子買了多少年衛(wèi)生棉條，沒有一個人diao我。（諷刺假新聞）??Tampax?n. 丹碧斯月經(jīng)棉塞（商標(biāo)名）

Billwizz??5 HRS AGO

My wife asked me to get her some xl condoms on my way home. It wasn't until I was driving home I remembered I'd had a vasectomy years ago. I still wonder now why she needed them.

vasectomy /v??sekt?mi/ ?n. [泌尿] 輸精管切除術(shù)

我老婆叫我回家順道買一些大號套套。直到快到家我才意識到我早就做輸精管切除手術(shù)了。到現(xiàn)在我依舊好奇她要著干啥？

Muffinman?5 HRS AGO

He was so embarrassed by it that he decided to have it put in a national newspaper。

他覺得非常尷尬難堪，所以將這段經(jīng)歷發(fā)到全國性的報紙上···

CecilyHolland7 HRS AGO

FAKE NEWS!? Actually no not news just another fake story?purloined?from reddit

purloin?v ./p???l??n/??/?p??l??n/???~ sth (from sb/sth)?(?humorous)?to steal sth or use it without permission?偷竊；擅自使用

假滴！實際上沒有新聞，只是有一則從reddit剽來的假故事。

原文鏈接：https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/husband-left-tears-after-being-22667946