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鏡像亂殺: i方報數(shù)(極度生草警告 )元宵節(jié)祝福

2022-02-15 20:56 作者:幻_笙  | 我要投稿

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?(小聲BB:日常不務(wù)正業(yè))


〔i方的一群人聚集在一起〕

ii:真是人衫人海哈……骨們都到齊了嗎?

Most of them:梅——

ii:焯……好了,安靜!報數(shù)!

i!ulb:1

i!ukb(跟上):3!

i!agem(迅速):5!

(ii逐漸意識到事情的不對性……)

反社會(停了一下):7

ihm:9

反社會(給ihm來了一下):報9干嘛?!

ihm(不服氣):那我報什么?

反社會:報11呀!你難道不知道嗎?我們在報素數(shù)!

ihm(小聲BB):1也不是素數(shù)……

反社會:我告訴你!1在幾百年前也是素數(shù)!歐拉都認為1是素數(shù),你還不同意?

ihm:彳亍,11

(ii欲言又止)

反社會(又來一下):報11干嘛?7下一個數(shù)是什么?!

ihm(委屈):8……

反社會:誒 ——

ii: Shut up!重報!

i!ulb:1

i!ukb:2

i!agem:3

ihm:4

ititr(i雨中淚):5

ids:6

反社會:7

此時di從空中飛過:爸?。。。。??。。。。?/p>

ii:彳亍,8名骨……等等(數(shù)了一下),人數(shù)不對!重報!

Most of them:不——

ii(語氣堅定):重報!


但是,一段“優(yōu)美”的音樂想起——


(打碟聲)? ?Wu↗Wu↘Wu↗Wu↘

(打碟聲x2) Wu↗Wu↘Wu→


i們合唱:we're no strangers to love


you know the rules and so do i


a full commitment's what i'm thinking of


you wouldn't get this from any other guy


i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling


gotta make you understand


never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye


never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


we've known each other for so long


your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it


inside we both know what's been going on


we know the game and we're gonna play it


and if you ask me how i'm feeling


don't tell me you're too blind to see


never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye


never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye


never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


(ooh give you up)


(ooh give you up)


(ooh) never gonna give never gonna give (give you up)


(ooh) never gonna give never gonna give (give you up)


we've known each other for so long


your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it


inside we both know what's been going on


we know the game and we're gonna play it


i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling


gotta make you understand


never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye


never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye


never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


never gonna give you up never gonna let you down


never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye...


(畢,全員傳送走)

ii:好不容易讓我心動一次(指差點成功報數(shù)),你卻讓我輸?shù)倪@么徹底……

焯!?。?提起大子叉)你們給我等著!


元宵節(jié)來了哈,最后祝大家

元宵快樂!

鏡像亂殺: i方報數(shù)(極度生草警告 )元宵節(jié)祝福的評論 (共 條)

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