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Watch: Playful giant panda can’t let zookeeper go

觀看：頑皮的大熊貓不讓飼養(yǎng)員走

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Mohamed Ali
Panda is like”you got two options,either you play with me or i play with you”

熊貓：“你有兩個(gè)選擇，要么你跟我玩，要么我跟你玩”

Pokemonitis Here
Pandas are the only animals that look cute irrespective of their age.

熊貓是唯一一個(gè)無(wú)論在什么年齡都看起來(lái)可愛(ài)的動(dòng)物。

Skyfall Deadpool
Small midgets clowns in a costume of a bear. That is my conclusion and I am not changing my mind

這只是一個(gè)穿著熊服裝的小侏儒。這是我的結(jié)論，我不會(huì)改變主意的。
王笑同

I had worked there for a few days. Dressed as a panda I could earn 200 yuan a day. And eating bamboo, I could earn twice. As for playing kunfu or climbing trees, thats a lot.

我在那里工作了幾天。我穿得像只熊貓，一天能掙200元。如果我吃竹子的話，我可以賺兩倍的錢。至于玩功夫或爬樹(shù)，那會(huì)得到很多。

West Senkovec
I'm still not convinced that those things are real animals.

我仍然不相信那些東西是真的動(dòng)物。

Fire Horse
Same here but theres just that little conflict between the awesomeness of close interaction with bears versus adjusting to a new life with a prosthetic.

我們這里也一樣，但是有一點(diǎn)區(qū)別，在和熊親密互動(dòng)之后，你可能面對(duì)用假肢適應(yīng)新生活的問(wèn)題。

H Harb
Zookeeper: another day at work World: Awww I wish I had his job.

動(dòng)物園管理員：又是需要去上班的一天 。世界其他人：我希望我有他的工作。

Tamara Tamara
... Me asking my dad for an allowance

... 像極了我向我爸爸要零用錢的樣子。

Alessandro Villarin
wait until he learns kung-fu

等待，等到他學(xué)會(huì)功夫。

Voicist
Panda: cute Zookeeper: I am unaffected by your cuteness Panda: cute cute Zookeeper: this is just a job for me Panda: cute cute cute Zookeeper: I leave my emotions at home Panda: cute infinity Zookeeper ... Panda ... Zookeeper: SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE Panda: SNUGGLES ACCEPTED!

熊貓：可愛(ài).jpg
動(dòng)物園管理員：我不會(huì)被你的可愛(ài)影響的。
熊貓：可愛(ài).jpg
動(dòng)物園管理員：這只是我的工作。
熊貓：可愛(ài).jpg
動(dòng)物園管理員：我把我的情緒留在家里。
熊貓：無(wú)限可愛(ài).jpg
動(dòng)物園管理員……熊貓……
動(dòng)物園管理員：虎摸、虎摸、虎摸
熊貓：接受虎摸！

Saad Ahmed Khan
Panda theory: If hooman stands for more than a min, then its not a hooman, It's a Tree

熊貓理論：如果愚蠢的人類站立不動(dòng)一分鐘以上，那么它就不是愚蠢的人類，而是一棵樹(shù)。
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T L
There's some serious problems for those 1.3k dislikes.

那1.3k點(diǎn)不喜歡的人，可能有大病。

Y TB
What kind of person who disliked this vid? Must be mentally disturbed.

什么樣的人不喜歡這個(gè)視頻？一定是精神失常了。

JM
were watching this with my little daughter, shes just 11 months and she's laughing all the time while watching this, because she loves panda, Actually she have a panda toy。

我和我的小女兒一起看這個(gè)視頻，她才11個(gè)月，在看這個(gè)視頻的時(shí)候她一直在笑，因?yàn)樗矚g熊貓，實(shí)際上她有一個(gè)熊貓玩具。

Lwazi Vuso
Panda: "He feeds me, he shelters me, he loves me... He must be God... ALL PRAISE TO THE ONE TRUE GOD!" Zookeeper: "Just eat your bamboo." Panda: "THE LORD OF LORDS!... THE KING OF KINGS!"

熊貓：“他喂我，他庇護(hù)我，他愛(ài)我……他一定是上帝……所有的贊美都是為了一個(gè)真正的上帝！”
動(dòng)物園管理員：“吃你的竹子吧?！?br>熊貓：“萬(wàn)王之主！……萬(wàn)王之王！”

barefoot
He likes the zookeeper more than his food.

比起食物，他更喜歡動(dòng)物園管理員。

Sabrina Nasir
Animals knows who has the kindest heart and they get along with them easily

動(dòng)物知道誰(shuí)有最善良的心，它們很容易相處。

Chloé Lukich
That’s this guy’s JOB?! Omg I would be playing alllllll day with that cutie

這就是這家伙的工作？！天哪，我會(huì)和那個(gè)小可愛(ài)玩一整天
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Dwaipayan Basu
'this tree is damn hard to climb' -panda

“這棵樹(shù)很難爬”—熊貓

Rahul Thukaram
When I need my mom's signature on my grade sheet.

當(dāng)我需要我媽媽在成績(jī)表上簽名時(shí)。

Bob Dole
It isn't as cute when I try do this to people.

當(dāng)我也試著這樣對(duì)別人這樣做的時(shí)候，就不那么可愛(ài)了。

c99kfm
Panda: attempts to brutally maul captor The Internets: "Aww, how cute."

熊貓：試圖殘忍地毆打俘虜。
網(wǎng)友：“啊，多可愛(ài)啊?！?/p>

Irfan Qusyairi
The pillar obstructed the moment we all wanted to see

柱子擋住了我們都想看的那一刻。

JoshB
Zookeeper: Having a normal day at the zoo. Panda: I'm about to end this whole man's career

動(dòng)物園管理員：在動(dòng)物園度過(guò)的正常的一天。
熊貓：我就要結(jié)束這個(gè)男人的整個(gè)職業(yè)生涯了。

Ali Mad
This lovely Panda just wanna have fun, he didn't even care about food

這只可愛(ài)的熊貓只是想玩得開(kāi)心，他甚至不在乎食物。

FoodShowFan
The zookeepers are so professional I would be rolling all over the place with these freakin' adorable fluffballs!!

動(dòng)物園的飼養(yǎng)員是如此的專業(yè)，如果是我，我會(huì)帶著這些可愛(ài)的毛絨球到處打滾??！