外國(guó)笑話~~客戶在理發(fā)店

英文原版

visiting a barbershop

A man enters a barber shop for a shave , while the barber is foaming him up , he mentions the problems he has getting a close have around the cheeks .

“ I have just the thing ,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer . “just place this between your cheek and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest have the man has ever experienced . after a few strokes the client ask in garbled speech .( 文章閱讀網(wǎng)：www.sanwen.net )

“and what if I swallow it?”

“no problem,” says the barber , “just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

譯文/柏毓

客戶在理發(fā)店

一位男人走進(jìn)一家理發(fā)店刮臉，理發(fā)師先給他臉抹發(fā)泡，而提起個(gè)問(wèn)題要他鼓起臉頰，這樣才能把臉頰周圍刮的干凈。

理發(fā)師并很熟練地順手就從附近的一個(gè)抽屜里把一個(gè)小型木球拿出來(lái)，熱情周到地說(shuō)：“只是把它像口香糖似的含在嘴里臉頰立刻就鼓起來(lái)了?！?/p>

客戶按照理發(fā)師的指導(dǎo)，把木球擱入客戶嘴里，這時(shí)候理發(fā)師輕車熟路地在顧客臉上操練收益不淺。在如此折騰后，顧客含含糊糊向理發(fā)師問(wèn)：“如果我把木球吞下去怎么辦啊?”

理發(fā)師很把握地安慰客戶回答：“沒(méi)問(wèn)題,”并胸有成竹地說(shuō),“像其他人一樣，明天再還給我就可以了?！?/p>

（戊戌初九譯文草筆，請(qǐng)各位親友們笑讀指點(diǎn)斧正？！）

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