外國笑話~~~糟糕的關(guān)系
外國笑話~~~糟糕的關(guān)系
英文原版
bad relationships
Two women were shopping . when they stared to discuss their home lives , one said , “seems like all Alfred and do anymore is fight . I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
“why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.
“Oh! Not yet.” The first replied , “I’d” like to lose at least another fifty pounds first.”( 文章閱讀網(wǎng):www.sanwen.net )
譯文/柏毓
糟糕的關(guān)系
兩個女人在購物。當她們開始談?wù)摷彝?a target="_blank">生活瑣事時,一位說,“看起來阿爾弗雷德和我經(jīng)常吵架。我很沮喪,以至于我已經(jīng)減掉了20鎊的體重?!?/p>
她的另一位朋友問道:“如此悲慘,你為什么還想不離開他呢?”。
這位女士馬上搖搖頭咧巴著嘴答道:“哦,還沒有?!本o接著深思熟慮胸有成竹地說:“我再想先減掉至少五十磅才考慮跟他離婚的事?!?/p>
(笑一笑,十年少。愁一愁,白了頭。樂讀笑話,消愁行樂。)
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