外國(guó)笑話~醉酒

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Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home . at this age , the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

Now , he asked, “what’s the meaning of the word ‘drink’ , dad?” .

“well, my son,” his father replied, “l(fā)ook, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.( 文章閱讀網(wǎng)：www.sanwen.net )

“but , dad,” the boy said, “there’s only ONE policemen!”

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譯文/柏毓

醉酒

有一天，一位父親醉酒后和他的小兒子開車回家。在這個(gè)年紀(jì)的男孩被各種各樣的東西好奇感興趣,總是問(wèn)這問(wèn)那。

兒子向他喝酒五迷三道的爹問(wèn)：“爸爸，喝醉的意思是什么？”

“嗯，我的兒子”，父親細(xì)瞇著眼睛迷迷糊糊回答：“看，那里站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把這兩個(gè)警察當(dāng)成四個(gè)警察那么我喝醉了。”

兒子莫名其妙地說(shuō)：“但是,爸爸”，手指眼前的唯一警察緊接著肯定：“那兒只有一個(gè)警察!”

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