正文翻譯

What world record will never be beaten?

有哪些世界紀錄永遠不會被打破？

評論翻譯

Pierrepaul1969
Youngest monarch.

最年輕的君主。

Both Alfonso XIII of Spain and Jean I of France became kings immediately upon birth, as their respective fathers died before the sons were born.

西班牙的阿方索十三世和法國的約翰一世都是在降生的那一刻都成為了國王，因為他們的父親都在兒子出生之前去世了。

VibinWithDoggo
I mean since royal houses are opening to have the queen as head monarch, one could think this would happen if one died in childbirth

考慮到現(xiàn)在的王室正在接納女性作為君主，人們可能會覺得這種情況會在難產(chǎn)的情況下發(fā)生。

MountainToPrairie
I think the point is more that monarchies as an institution are severely decreased from when those records were set.

我覺得重點在于王室作為一個體制，現(xiàn)在的規(guī)模比起創(chuàng)下這個紀錄的年代可要小得多了。

If we had a perfect telescope and cataloged everything we could, we would notice that catalog shrinking little by little every year as obxt forever red shift out of our view. The ballpark figure is that we lose 60,000 stars every second from our viewable range.

假如我們有一個完美的望遠鏡，并且能夠記錄我們觀察到的一切，我們會發(fā)現(xiàn)記錄每年都會變少，因為物體會紅移出我們的視野。大概的數(shù)字是我們可見范圍內(nèi)的星體在以每秒鐘60000個的速度消失。

UlrichZauber
we lose 60,000 stars every second

引用：“我們可見范圍內(nèi)的星體在以每秒鐘60000個的速度消失。”

This sounds like a lot, but it's up against the ~sextillion stars inside our light cone.

聽起來雖然很多，但基數(shù)是我們光錐內(nèi)10^21數(shù)量級的星體。

Edit: so turns out I'm wrong; it's more like a septillion (10^24) stars in our light cone, or 1k times as many as I previously stated. That's just in our light cone aka the observable universe. The total number is unknown (perhaps unknowable).

編輯：我搞錯了：我們的光錐里有10^24個星體，也就是我之前說過的數(shù)字的1000倍。這還只是我們光錐以內(nèi)的，也就是可觀測宇宙之內(nèi)的星體數(shù)量?？倲?shù)是未知的（或許也是無法知道的）。

NotaRomanEmperor
That’s a little more than what I can count with my fingers

這比起我手指頭數(shù)的過來的數(shù)量要多了一點點。

So you can definitely still do it- I know a family whose twins are the unofficial youngest to cycle the Pan-American highway, for example- but no one will recognize you for doing so.

所以你現(xiàn)在當然仍然可以這么做——比如說我知道有一家人的雙胞胎是非官方的世界上最年輕的環(huán)美高速路騎行者的世界紀錄所有者——但沒人會因此來承認你的成就。

artandmath
The drinking records have also been retired.

飲酒的記錄也失效了。

TheLastToTheLast
I clicked your lix for the 7 year old and I'm confused what the record was supposed to even be. It says her fight instructor was piloting when it crashed and her father was on board as well. What did it even mean for her to be the youngest to fly across the country?

我點擊了你提供的那個7歲孩子的鏈接，我很困惑這個記錄存在的意義究竟是什么。記錄里面說墜機的時候是她的飛行教練在掌舵，并且她的父親也在機上。這對于她成為飛越全國的最年輕飛行員究竟有哪門子意義呢？

stonxdown
She sat on her dads lap and “flew” the plane, but in reality, he had complete control the whole time.

她坐在父親的懷里“駕駛”飛機，但現(xiàn)實中從頭到尾都是父親在控制著這架飛機。

Just like I “steered” a boat with a captain holding the wheel too.

就好像我“駕駛”了一艘船，只不過船長握著方向盤一樣。

fuckpornjr
Daaaamn thats a lot of people

我——的天哪這人可太多了

DragoonDM
Lina Medina, for anyone who feels like being disgusted. She went through puberty extremely early and became pregnant at the age of 4, giving birth via caesarean section when she was 5 years, 7 months, and 21 days old. The identity of the father was never revealed but most people assume her father was the rapist.

麗娜·梅迪娜，假如有人想要惡心一下自己的話。她非常早地就經(jīng)歷了青春期，在4歲那年就懷了孕，5歲7個月21天那天通過剖腹產(chǎn)誕下一子。孩子的生父從來沒有被公布，但絕大多數(shù)人都認為她的父親是強奸犯。

Raemnant
Whats the current age, 24?

現(xiàn)在的記錄是什么？24歲？

Edit: wow, 23. Yeah lets not do that again, humans

編輯：天哪，23.沒錯我們真的別再試了，人類們

macedonianmoper
17 apparently scroll down a bit and you'll see: "Her daughter also gave birth extremely early, making Mum-Zi a grandmother at age 17"

顯然是17歲，往下再翻一翻你就會看見：“她的女兒也在非常小的年齡生下了孩子，這讓Mum-Zi在17歲那年當上了一名祖母”

Martin_RB
...I wouldn't think that was biologically possible.

我不覺得這在生物學上可行啊。

macedonianmoper
Apparently there was a girl who had a kid at 5 years old! That's so fucked up

顯然有個女孩在5歲那年升了個孩子！這太惡心了

HarleyQ13
Yeah, she had precocious puberty. Never revealed the “fathers” (molesters) identity.

沒錯，她的青春期過于提前了。“父親”（“猥褻者”）的身份從來沒有被曝光過。

Rexai03
Faith in humanity: Annihilated

對人性的信仰：已湮滅

I mean... what about like... a DNA test...

就……要不要試試……DNA鑒定什么的……

macedonianmoper
Well it says that happened in 1939, DNA tests started being used for profiling in the 80's so I guess that's the reason

事情發(fā)生在1939年，DNA鑒定是在上世紀80年代才開始使用的，所以我覺得原因很明顯。

dumb_housewife
My grandma was the ripe old age of 29. 14 + 15 = 29. Gotta love Oklahoma.

我出生的時候我的祖母已經(jīng)29歲高齡了。14+15=29.你得喜歡俄克拉荷馬。（譯注：美國各州對合法性行為的最低年齡規(guī)定不同，但小于等于16歲。）

cranberry94
Dang. I’m 31 and am just now wrapping my brain around the idea of having a kid

媽的。我今年31了還覺得生孩子這件事很不可思議。

svenson_26
If you ever want to get really depressed, look up the Wikipedia page on worlds youngest mothers. I’m not lixing it.

假如你真的想要讓自己非常抑郁，可以去維基查一查世界上最年輕的母親。我就不放鏈接了。

HelloImFrank01
I recently read about the Champawat Tiger.

我最近剛讀過關(guān)于金巴沃德虎的記錄。

A bengal tiger that killed 436 People and with that is in the Guinness Book of World Records.

這是一只殺死過436人的孟加拉虎，以此進入了吉尼斯世界紀錄。

She was shot dead in 1907.

她在1907年被射殺。

I don't see with todays technology that a Tiger would ever beat that record.

我覺得以今天的科技，沒有老虎能超過這個記錄。

Agrochain920
not unless we let it ;)

除非我們主觀允許:)

Labrat_The_Man
Tiger Pit Capital Punishment

虎 穴 死 刑

TheChronoDigger
Emperor Nero would like to know your location

尼祿皇帝希望知道您的確切位置。

CaptainNoBoat
I don't see with todays technology that a Tiger would ever beat that record.

引用：“我覺得以今天的科技，沒有老虎能超過這個記錄。”

That, and the possibility we might not have wild tigers in the near future..

沒錯，而且很可能不久的將來我們就見不到野生的老虎了……

yonifoster
It's sad to think about a world without wild tigers. Although, I never want to see one.

想象一個沒有野生老虎的世界真的讓人傷心。當然我也不想親眼見到。

tykogars
Dads everywhere are unimpressed.

世界各地的老爸都對此無動于衷。

DickyBurd
It must be the pm dads that are unimpressed.

覺得無動于衷的一定是晚上的那些老爸。

JTNotJamesTaylor
And angry with how much electricity has been wasted. That’s an enormous light bill...

并且會對浪費掉的電力感到憤怒。這得多少電費啊……

bangbangracer
I'm impressed... But I'd still rather you turn it off when you leave the room. I'm not made of money.

我覺得挺厲害……但我還是希望你離開房間之后把燈關(guān)上。錢不是天上掉下來的。

Toastsart
What would happen if a guy threw said javelin over 106m?

假如有人你說的這種標槍扔出了106米以上，會發(fā)生什么？

Aazadan
I’m not so sure.

我不這么想。

This message was typed on my iPhone.

這條信息是通過我的iPhone發(fā)送的。

What's interesting is that the Nokia 1100 is still the best selling mobile phone of all time. I had one of those back in the mid 2000s. It was so simple and the battery lasted for ages. I don't miss having to pay 20c for each text I sent though.

有趣的是諾基亞1100仍然是世界上銷量最大的手機。我在2000年代中期有過一部。使用非常簡單，并且電池能用好幾年。當然我并不懷念發(fā)一條短信要花20美分這一點。

TheSuicidalPancake
Thats also because many PC users also build their own PCs.

這是因為很多電腦用戶也會自己組裝電腦。

DingleberryHandpump-
It’s not that big of a portion in the grand scheme of things. Enthusiasts are over-represented on Reddit.

自己組裝電腦的用戶比例占比在全部用戶中沒那么多。有這方面愛好的人在Reddit上被過度代表了。

stupid_comments_inc
There are a ton of records that have been deemed to Dangerous to attempt, and so the relevant organizations will not accept submissions. Things such as longest time without sleep.

有大量的世界紀錄由于被認為嘗試過于危險，所以相關(guān)組織不會接受申請。比如保持不睡覺的最長時間記錄。

wafflehouse23
John Stockton assists and steals record. John Stockton has 15,806 assists which is 3,715 more assists than the next guy on the list. He also has 3,265 steals which is 581 steals ahead of 2nd place. The current active steals leader is Chris Paul who has 2,002 steals, he would have to average 100 plus steals a season for the next 12 seasons to come close to breaking that record.

約翰·斯托克頓的生涯助攻和搶斷記錄。約翰·斯托克頓生涯共達成了15806次助攻，比榜單上的第二名高3715個。他同時也達成了3265記搶斷，比第二名多581次?，F(xiàn)役球員中領(lǐng)跑榜單的是克里斯·保羅，他的生涯搶斷次數(shù)是2002次，他得在接下來的賽季中平均每個賽季搶斷100個球才有可能打破這個紀錄。

Source: https://ballislife.com/john-stockton/

來源：https://ballislife.com/john-stockton/

beefkurtain
isnt it Jason Kidd thats in second place? pretty wild

第二名是杰森·基德對吧？太厲害了

LeBron James not only has a very good chance of passing Kareem Abdul Jabaar for all-time scoring leader, but he also has a good chance to be 3rd all-time in assists. (Right now he is 3rd in points and 8th in assists)

勒布朗·詹姆斯不僅有非常高的概率超過卡里姆·阿卜杜爾·賈巴爾成為生涯總得分歷史第一名，同時也有可能成為生涯總助攻數(shù)歷史第三名（現(xiàn)在他是生涯總得分歷史第三，總助攻數(shù)歷史第八）。