【VA-11 Hall-A】賽博朋克酒保行動(dòng)劇情文本——第四天（1）
整合自游戲文件夾steamApps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項(xiàng)）以及Jill在家里的每日手機(jī)資訊。會(huì)有部分對(duì)話刪減，重點(diǎn)提名某小可愛和某主播。
萌新可從零開始，若是對(duì)幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。
?因?yàn)樗娜f字限制就拆三個(gè)部分了。?
Jill：晚上好……
Jill: G'evening...
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Gillian：你好啊。
Gillian: Hello.
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Gillian：……！
Gillian: ...!
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Gillian：看來你剛好安全抵達(dá)了。
Gillian: Seems you made it just in time.
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Jill：我覺得那只是汽車回火的聲音。
Jill: I think that's just a car backfiring.
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Gillian：真的？在我聽來更像是槍聲。
Gillian: Really? It sounded more like a gunshot to me.
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Jill：你真的聽過槍聲嗎？
Jill: Have you ever heard gunshots?
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Gillian：我們不是都聽過嗎？
Gillian: Haven't we all at some point?
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Jill：的確如此……
Jill: Yeah, well...
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Jill：你聽？聽起來更像是汽車的排氣聲。
Jill: See? Sounds more like a car's exhaust.
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Gillian：我不確定……那聲音缺乏混響。
Gillian: I don't know... It's too dry.
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Jill：是啊，但槍聲會(huì)有更大的回音。
Jill: Yeah, but gunshots give more echo.
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Dana：如果是鞭炮呢？
Dana: What if it's a firecracker?
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Jill：啊，boss。
Jill: Ah, boss.
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Gillian：鞭炮？
Gillian: Firecrackers?
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Dana：嗯，幾年前曾有一起警官遭到射殺的事件。
Dana: Yup. A couple of years ago there was an incident where some dude killed a cop.
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Dana：犯人成功逃離了現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，因?yàn)閼c祝Mega圣誕節(jié)的鞭炮聲掩蓋了他的槍聲。
Dana: He managed to slip away because his pistol was mixed up with the usual Mega Christmas firecrackers.
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Gillian：不是，那聲音可比鞭炮低沉多了。
Gillian: Nah, it sounded too hollow for firecrackers.
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Dana：行了，別管它了。這又不是早間脫口秀。
Dana: Well, whatever. This is not a morning talk show.
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Dana：我給你們發(fā)薪水可不是為了讓你們閑聊這些無聊的事的。
Dana: I'm not paying you to chit-chat about meaningless things.
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Dana：……至少不是在員工之間閑聊。
Dana: ...at least not amongst yourselves.
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Jill：好吧，我們確實(shí)不該為汽車的排氣聲浪費(fèi)時(shí)間。
Jill: Right, we shouldn't lose time over a CAR'S EXHAUST.
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Gillian：嘿！
Gillian: Hey!
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Jill：嘿嘿。
Jill: Heh.
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Jill：調(diào)制飲料，改變生活。
Jill: Time to mix drinks and change lives.
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Jill：歡迎來到Valhalla。
Jill: Welcome to Valhalla.
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？？？：你好，我正在尋找一些信息……
???: Hello, I'm looking for some information...
Jill：怎樣的信息？
Jill: What kind of information?
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？？？：關(guān)于一個(gè)外號(hào)為“Crimson Rose”的姑娘，你有什么能告訴我的嗎？
???: What can you tell me about a girl nicknamed "Crimson Rose"?
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Jill：聽起來像是個(gè)俗氣的網(wǎng)名。
Jill: Sounds like a tacky online handle.
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Jill：不過網(wǎng)名基本上都很俗氣，所以這么說有點(diǎn)多余。
Jill: Although "tacky online handle" is a bit redundant.
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？？？：你知道關(guān)于她的任何消息嗎？
???: Do you know anything about her?
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Jill：抱歉，一無所知。
Jill: Nope, sorry.
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？？？：我這兒有$80，也許能讓你恢復(fù)記憶。
???: I have $80 here that might refresh your memory.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：你這么一說，我就想起來了……
Jill: Now that you mention it, I remember something...
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？？？：真的？！
???: Really?!
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Jill：是的。現(xiàn)在我有十足的把握告訴你，我根本就不知道你說的是誰。
Jill: Yeah. Now I'm totally sure that I have no idea whatsoever who you're talking about.
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？？？：什么都沒想起來？
???: Nothing at all?
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Jill：什么都想不起來。
Jill: Nothing.
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？？？：天吶，你這個(gè)調(diào)酒師可真夠爛的。連一點(diǎn)我需要的信息都沒有。
???: Man, you're a sucky bartender. Not having any info I need.
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Jill：*嘆氣* 好吧。首先，憑什么認(rèn)為我會(huì)碰巧有你需要的信息？
Jill: *sigh* Well. First of all, why assume I just hAppen to have the info you conveniently need?
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Jill：那個(gè)姑娘經(jīng)常來這兒?jiǎn)?？有證據(jù)證明我可能擁有你迫切需要的信息嗎？
Jill: Does that girl frequent this place? Is there any proof that I might have the info you so desperately need?
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？？？：呃，我……
???: Well, I...
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Jill：其次，別指望通過給我現(xiàn)金來解決任何問題。
Jill: And second, you're not going to get anywhere by offering me physical money.
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Jill：說起這個(gè)，你隨身帶著現(xiàn)金干什么？你就這么想被搶劫嗎？
Jill: In fact, what are you doing with physical money? Do you wanna get mugged so badly?
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？？？：這個(gè)嘛，呃……
???: Yeah, well...
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Jill：還有，就算我知道什么，你真以為$80就足以讓我開口了？
Jill: MOREOVER, even if I did know something, do you really think $80 is enough?
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Jill：僅憑$80幾乎什么都買不到。就連一頓像樣的午飯都吃不起。
Jill: You can do almost NOTHING with $80. It's not enough to have a decent lunch.
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？？？：你為什么要斥責(zé)我？
???: Why are you scolding me?
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Jill：你為什么譴責(zé)我是個(gè)爛調(diào)酒師？就因?yàn)槲覜]有稱心如意地提供你需要的信息？
Jill: Why did you call me a sucky bartender for not conveniently having the info you need?
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？？？：我……
???: I...
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？？？：稍等……我懂了！你是想洗白這筆交易，所以需要我在酒吧里消費(fèi)。
???: Wait... of course! You want all deals to be clean, so you need me to spend money on the bar.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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？？？：這就是潛規(guī)則，對(duì)吧？我付了錢，你就會(huì)把信息交給我。
???: That's how it works, right? I spend money. You give me the info.
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Jill：……可能會(huì)，也可能不會(huì)。
Jill: ...maybe, maybe not.
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？？？：那好，給我來杯飲料，但把價(jià)格控制在$80以內(nèi)。
???: Okay then, get me a drink, but keep it under $80.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
【gut?punch】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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？？？：好了。你知道什么關(guān)于那個(gè)姑娘的消息嗎？
???: Okay then. Do you know anything about the girl?
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Jill：不知道。
Jill: No.
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？？？：但你剛才說過……
???: But you said...
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Jill：“可能會(huì)，也可能不會(huì)”。結(jié)果就是可能不會(huì)。
Jill: "Maybe, maybe not". Turns out that it's maybe not.
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Jill：整個(gè)過程都是你在欺騙自己，誤以為我可能知道什么消息。
Jill: You were the one deluding yourself into thinking I might know something.
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Jill：而且我也說過了：$80什么都買不到。
Jill: And like I said: $80 is nothing.
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？？？：你的意思是……我還得再花點(diǎn)錢？
???: So -- I need to spend more?
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Jill：我就跟你直說吧。
Jill: I'll give you some intel.
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Jill：你想花多少錢就花多少，但消費(fèi)額改變不了我對(duì)此一無所知的現(xiàn)實(shí)。
Jill: Spend all the money you want, but I know nothing and no amount will change that.
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？？？：至少我還可以要求退款吧？
???: Can I at least get my money back?
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Jill：為什么？我已經(jīng)按你的要求上過酒了，不是嗎？
ill: Why? The order is right, isn't it?
【失誤，價(jià)格大于80$】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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？？？：你就是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)才被稱為爛調(diào)酒師的。
???: Now THIS makes you a sucky bartender.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：如果你愿意的話，我可以換一杯的。
Jill: ...I can change it if you want.
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？？？：不不不不不不不， 別換。
???: Nonononononono, don't.
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？？？：這么一說，我差點(diǎn)忘了打聽消息的事。
???: In fact, I'll just forget the info thing.
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Jill：好吧……
Jill: Right...
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？？？：*嘆氣* 那好吧。
???: *sigh* I guess.
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Jill：你為什么要找那位姑娘呢，這位先生……怎么稱呼？
Jill: So, why are you looking for that girl, mister...?
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Art：Von Delay，Art Von Delay。
Art: Von Delay, Art Von Delay.
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Art：我是私家偵探。這就是我的工作。
Art: I'm a private detective. It's what I do.
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Jill：我猜你可能是在尋找一個(gè)失蹤的姑娘，也可能是被某個(gè)變態(tài)網(wǎng)絡(luò)跟蹤狂雇傭了。
Jill: So, I'll assume you're either looking for a missing girl or working for a creepy online stalker.
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Art：你這么說的前提是我正在尋找的這位姑娘是無辜的，或者是失蹤了。
Art: You're assuming the girl I'm looking for is innocent, or lost.
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Jill：難道不是嗎？
Jill: She's not?
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Art：她是這座城市中人稱“死神”的二人組之一。
Art: She's half of the so-called "Reapers" of the city.
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Art：這兩個(gè)雇傭殺手會(huì)為任何有門路找到她們，并且能出得起足夠錢的家伙效力。
Art: Two guns-for-hire that work for whoever's resourceful enough to find them and wealthy enough to pay them.
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Art：她們自稱為Crimson Rose和Cobalt Lily。
Art: Crimson Rose and Cobalt Lily, they call themselves.
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Jill：（聽起來仍然更像是青少年的網(wǎng)名。）
Jill: (They still sound more like teenagers' internet nicknames.)
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Jill：那么是誰雇你追蹤她的？
Jill: So, who wanted you to track her?
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Art：不知道。我只是拿到了一封寫有指令的信和一張支票而已。
Art: I don't know. I got the letter with the instructions and a paycheck.
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Jill：如果這只是一場(chǎng)惡作劇呢？
Jill: What if it's a prank?
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Art：我已經(jīng)拿到錢了，就算是惡作劇又有什么可在乎的？
Art: I have the money, so what do I care if it is?
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Art：此外，考慮到我能用那張支票提取的現(xiàn)金額度，那對(duì)于惡作劇而言也未免太奢侈了。
Art: Besides, considering the amount I was able to cash in with that check, it'd be a pretty wasteful prank.
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Jill：我明白了。
Jill: I see.
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Art：回到正題，你有什么能告訴我的消息或傳聞嗎？
Art: Still, any information or rumors you could give me?
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Art：沒必要和那個(gè)姑娘有關(guān)。
Art: They don't have to be related to the girl.
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Jill：你為什么會(huì)需要這些呢？
Jill: Why do you need them?
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Art：緊跟本地時(shí)事總是好的。
Art: It's always good to keep up with local goings-ons.
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Jill：好吧……我想想……
Jill: Well... let's see...
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Jill：唔……
Jill: Hm...
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Jill：抱歉，現(xiàn)在什么都想不出來。在這兒聽到的事情大多數(shù)都沒有成為傳聞的價(jià)值。
Jill: Sorry. Can't think about anything right now. Most of the conversations you hear in here aren't rumor-worthy.
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Jill：倒是有些可以成為不錯(cuò)的笑料。但那又和時(shí)事無關(guān)。至少?zèng)]什么你在新聞上看不到的事。
Jill: Humor-worthy, maybe. But not much about current events. At least, not beyond what you see on the news.
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Art：該死！你連街頭的傳聞都收集不到，這里還算什么酒吧？
Art: Dammit! What kind of bar is this if you can't gather the word on the street?
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Jill：（你以為自己生活在什么黑色電影的世界里嗎？）
Jill: (What kind of film noir world do you think you live in?)
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Jill：如果你這么想找到那種消息的話，Gil可能知道什么。
Jill: Gil might know something if you're so fixated on finding some kind of information.
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Gillian：我—我不知道你在說什么。
Gillian: I-I don't know what you're talking about.
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Art：你知不知道什么有可能幫我一把的消息，Gil？
Art: Do you know something that might help me, Gil?
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Gillian：我不知道。我確實(shí)不知道，而且那個(gè)關(guān)于我知道什么的暗示很傷我的感情。
Gillian: I don't. I certainly don't and I'm offended by the suggestion that I do.
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Art：他確實(shí)知道。
Art: He knows something.
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Jill：我轉(zhuǎn)念一想，也許你最好還是別和他扯上關(guān)系。
Jill: On second thought, maybe it's better if you don't get involved with him.
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Art：好吧，這套談話還真是浪費(fèi)時(shí)間。
Art: Well, this has been a major waste of time.
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Art：BTC酒吧最近搞出了這么多噪音，我本以為能從中挖出點(diǎn)消息來呢。
Art: And here I thought all the noise BTC bars have made lately would be useful for something.
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Jill：噪音？什么噪音？
Jill: Noise? What noise?
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Art：你還不知道？
Art: You don't know?
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Jill：我這么問當(dāng)然是因?yàn)檫€不知道。
Jill: I'm asking for a reason.
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Art：別著急。你很快就會(huì)知道了。
Art: You'll find out soon enough. Don't worry.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Art：無論如何，我打算再喝一杯就走人了。
Art: In any case, I guess I'll have another drink and leave.
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Jill：你想喝點(diǎn)什么？
Jill: What can I get you?
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Art：給我來一杯Grizzly Temple。
Art: I'll have a Grizzly Temple.
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Jill：簡(jiǎn)單明了。
Jill: Simple enough.
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Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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Art：那好。這杯的錢要從之前給你的$80里扣，對(duì)吧？
Art: Okay then. This is going to be deducted from the $80 from earlier, right?
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Jill：不。
Jill: No.
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Art：我認(rèn)了……
Art: Fine...
【失誤】
Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
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Art：錯(cuò)了！我可不會(huì)為這個(gè)買單！
Art: Wrong! Not paying for this!
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Jill：行啊，行啊……
Jill: Yeah, yeah...
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Jill：至少請(qǐng)你不要一臉高興地說出這種話啊。
Jill: Try not to look so hAppy at least.
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Art：拜托！你肯定有什么能告訴我的。
Art: Come on! There has to be something.
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Art：這周連點(diǎn)像樣的事兒都沒發(fā)生過。
Art: This week has been slow as hell.
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Art：我聽說的唯一一件好事就是有個(gè)姑娘從附近的購(gòu)物中心跳樓了。
Art: The only good thing I've heard is about this girl who threw herself off the roof of a nearby mall.
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Art：而接下來，關(guān)于有個(gè)女的從半空中接住了她的說法讓我覺得整件事都是胡編亂造的。
Art: And the whole thing about a woman catching her mid-air makes me think it's totally made up.
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Jill：除了“先驅(qū)者”正打算今天在一家銀行搞出點(diǎn)動(dòng)靜之外……就沒了，沒什么值得一提的。
Jill: Aside from rumors that "The Harbingers" are looking to cause trouble at a bank today... no, not really.
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Art：見鬼！
Art: Dammit!
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Art：稍等……是誰告訴你那件事的？
Art: Wait... who told you that?
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Jill：這事已經(jīng)上過新聞了，不是嗎？
Jill: It Appeared on the news, didn't it?
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Art：是啊，但新聞可沒提到過“先驅(qū)者”這個(gè)稱呼。
Art: Yeah, but the name "The Harbingers" wasn't used.
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Art：Glitch City的媒體甚至沒報(bào)道過這件事。
Art: No Glitch City outlet has reported that themselves.
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Art：傳聞提到有什么人或組織在讓他們對(duì)此保持沉默。
Art: There are rumors that someone or something is keeping them silent.
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Art：而且，就連國(guó)際媒體也沒有提到“先驅(qū)者”這個(gè)稱呼。
Art: And even the international outlets aren't using the name "Harbingers".
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Art：由于某些原因，他們不想承認(rèn)這一組織的存在。
Art: They're avoiding acknowledging the organization yet, for some reason.
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Art：這就意味著，要么你是該組織的成員，要么是有知情人士向你透露了相關(guān)信息。
Art: So you're either one of them or somebody in the know told you about it.
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Jill：（嚯，他還真是驚人的犀利。）
Jill: (Wow, he can be surprisingly sharp.)
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Jill：沒錯(cuò)，事實(shí)上，Donovan D. Dawson已經(jīng)連續(xù)來過這里三天了。
Jill: Yeah. Donovan D. Dawson was in here for the last three days, actually.
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Art：真的？！
Art: Really?!
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Jill：（不知道他會(huì)不會(huì)注意到那個(gè)偶像簽過名的杯子……）
Jill: (I wonder if he'll notice the glass that idol signed...)
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Art：我的意思是，這也是理所應(yīng)當(dāng)?shù)摹ｋm然我想不出如今和他有關(guān)的事對(duì)我而言能有什么用，但是……
Art: I mean, sure. I can't think of anything that would be useful involving him right now, but...
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Jill：（估計(jì)他是注意不到了……）
Jill: (Guess not...)
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Art：他提到過什么有意思的事嗎？
Art: Did he talk about anything interesting?
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Jill：對(duì)幾天前辦過演唱會(huì)的偶像做采訪，和糟糕的實(shí)習(xí)生打交道……
Jill: Interviewing the Idol that had a show a couple of days ago, dealing with messy interns...
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Jill：我印象中都是些日?，嵤隆?/span>
Jill: Par for the course, I guess.
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Art：我知道了，我知道了……那實(shí)在是……
Art: I see, I see... that's...
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Gillian：槍聲！
Gillian: Gunshot!
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Jill：那是回火的聲音。
Jill: It's a backfire.
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Dana：是！鞭！炮！
Dana: FIRECRACKERS!
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Jill：嘿，你覺得剛才那聲音是怎么回事？
Jill: Hey, what do you think that sound just now was?
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Art：聽起來像是什么特別沉重的物體被摔在了地上。
Art: Sounded like something very heavy being dropped.
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Gillian：重物？拜托！也未免差得太遠(yuǎn)了！
Gillian: Something heavy? Come on! That's not even close!
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Jill：那顯然更像是爆炸之類的聲音。
Jill: It was definitely more like an explosion of some kind.
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Art：不，你可以清晰地聽到金屬的碰撞聲。
Art: No, you could clearly hear the clashing of metal.
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Art：有什么金屬制的重物掉了下來。那就是這個(gè)聲音的來源。
Art: Something that was both made out of metal and very heavy fell down. That's what made the sound.
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Jill：無論是什么聲音，以這種頻率反復(fù)出現(xiàn)都很反常。
Jill: Whatever it is, it's not normal for it to be repeating so often.
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Jill：不知道是不是發(fā)生了什么事。
Jill: I wonder if something's hAppening.
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Art：我聽說最近正有什么黑幫沖突。也許是他們?cè)谶@附近打起來了。
Art: I heard there were some gang spats going on. Maybe they took the conflict here.
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Gillian：那就意味著……是槍聲！
Gillian: Which means... gunshots!
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Jill：如果是那樣的話，我只希望他們不會(huì)離這里太近。
Jill: If that's the case, I just hope they don't come too near us.
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Art：好吧，我得走了。看來來這兒一趟還不算浪費(fèi)時(shí)間。
Art: Well, I've got to go. Seems coming here wasn't a waste of time after all.
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Jill：真的？
Jill: Really?
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Art：的確如此。只是和我的需求對(duì)不上罷了。但這里總有一天能幫上我的。
Art: Really. I just have different needs. But there will come a time when this place might help me.
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Art：再見。
Art: Goodbye.
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Jill：請(qǐng)下次再來。
Jill: Please, come again.
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Jill：那就是黑幫了？
Jill: Gangs, then?
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Gillian：未必。這里是獨(dú)角獸的地盤。
Gillian: Unlikely. This is Unicorn territory.
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Gillian：他們一直秉持中立態(tài)度，在其他幫派的談判中扮演著重要的第三方角色。
Gillian: They've always been a neutral and important third party in other gangs' deals.
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Jill：你說什么？
Jill: The who what now?
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Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
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Jill：*嘆氣* 我會(huì)假裝自己什么都沒聽到。
Jill: *sigh* I'll just pretend I heard nothing.
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Gillian：謝了。
Gillian: Thank you.
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Jill：他讓我一直在琢磨“BTC酒吧制造噪音”的事。
Jill: He left me thinking about the whole "noise from BTC bars" thing.
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Jill：那到底是指什么事？
Jill: What's up with that?
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Gillian：我好像聽說過一些關(guān)于通過酒吧洗錢的勾當(dāng)。
Gillian: I think I heard something about money laundering through bars.
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Gillian：但請(qǐng)不要把我說的話當(dāng)真。
Gillian: Don't take my word for it though.
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Jill：我知道了……
Jill: I see...
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Jill：我感覺自己很快就會(huì)……知道真相了。
Jill: I guess I'll find out... soon enough. ??
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Jill：歡迎—……
Jill: Welco-...
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Streaming-chan：這里是Streaming-chan！全年無休地為您視頻直播自己的生活！
Streaming-chan: I'm Streaming-chan! Giving you a live video feed of my life and adventures 24/7!
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Streaming-chan：浴室內(nèi)與X?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??羞時(shí)間只對(duì)付費(fèi)會(huì)員開放。
Streaming-chan: Bathroom time and naughty moments only available to Premium users.
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Streaming-chan：每月只需$99.99?，F(xiàn)在就轉(zhuǎn)賬付費(fèi)吧！
Streaming-chan: It's only $99.99 a month. Go Premium noooooow!
Jill：呃……
Jill: Um...
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Streaming-chan：大家都知道周五傍晚意味著什么！現(xiàn)在是Streaming-chan的大越軌時(shí)間！
Streaming-chan: It's Friday night, and you all know what that means! It's time for Streaming-chan's Escapades!
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Streaming-chan：今天的大越軌由Shining Fingered點(diǎn)moe獨(dú)家贊助播出。
Streaming-chan: Today's Escapade is brought to you by Shining Fingered dot moe.
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Streaming-chan：始于2069年的虛擬現(xiàn)實(shí)C?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??人娛樂行業(yè)領(lǐng)銜者。
Streaming-chan: Leaders of VR adult entertainment since 2069.
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Streaming-chan：購(gòu)買一整年的付費(fèi)會(huì)員即可獲得一枚神秘代碼！
Streaming-chan: Buy a year of Premium membership and you'll get a code!
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Streaming-chan：兌換該代碼可獲得一次免費(fèi)的虛擬現(xiàn)實(shí)體驗(yàn)，按照您的摯愛之人精確建模！
Streaming-chan: Exchange the code for a free trial of a VR experience modeled after yours truly!
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Jill：打擾一—……
Jill: Excuse-...
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Streaming-chan：今天我選中的是在整個(gè)市區(qū)里能找的最粗劣的，最骯臟的，最難聞的，最丑陋的酒吧。
Streaming-chan: Today I picked the shoddiest, nastiest, smelliest, ugliest bar I could find downtown.
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Streaming-chan：遺憾的是店內(nèi)的環(huán)境居然還湊合。對(duì)于一間聞起來一股狗尿味兒的破爛酒吧而言實(shí)在是好得過份了。
Streaming-chan: And sadly, it actually looks half-decent inside. So much for going to a craphole bar that smells like dog urine.
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Gillian：嘿嘿嘿……
Gillian: Heheh...
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Jill：打擾一下……
Jill: Excuse me...
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Streaming-chan：但是不要緊。今晚，我就要讓你們見識(shí)一場(chǎng)終身難忘的大越軌。
Streaming-chan: But no matter. Tonight, I'll give you an Escapade you'll never forget.
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Streaming-chan：嘿，就是你！調(diào)酒師在哪兒？
Streaming-chan: Hey, you! Where's the bartender?
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Jill：我就是。
Jill: You're talking to her.
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Streaming-chan：有意思。他到底在哪兒，說真的？
Streaming-chan: Very funny. Where is he, really?
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Jill：近在眼前。
Jill: Right in front of you.
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Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
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Streaming-chan：嘿，就是你！那邊的帥小伙兒。調(diào)酒師在哪兒？
Streaming-chan: Hey, you! The pretty boy over there. Where's the bartender?
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Gillian：你面前就有兩位。
Gillian: You're looking at 'em.
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Streaming-chan：不—不可能！
Streaming-chan: N-No way!
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Streaming-chan：沒有身材火辣，C?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??膊上陣的美少年一邊玩火，一邊和你調(diào)?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??情一邊端酒上桌？
Streaming-chan: No hot, shirtless guy playing with fire and serving drinks while flirting with you?
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Streaming-chan：沒有X?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??感迷人，衣著?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??B?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??露的妙齡女子R?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??搖全場(chǎng)？
Streaming-chan: No sexy, scantily-clad girl jig?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??gling around the place?
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Streaming-chan：你們的意思是，穿得像是土氣的服務(wù)員的你們兩個(gè)，就是這里的調(diào)酒師？！
Streaming-chan: You're telling me YOU TWO, dressed like f?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??king waiters, are the bartenders here?!
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Jill：沒錯(cuò)。
Jill: Yup.
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Gillian：貌似如此……
Gillian: Seems that way...
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Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
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Jill：有什么問題嗎？
Jill: Is that a problem?
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Streaming-chan：當(dāng)然有問題。周五晚上可是收視率的高峰期！
Streaming-chan: Of course it's a problem. Friday nights are peak viewing hours!
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Streaming-chan：我需要一些X?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??感或誘人的內(nèi)容來維持觀眾的興趣。
Streaming-chan: I need something sexy or enticing to keep them interested.
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Streaming-chan：哦對(duì)了，為了達(dá)到那個(gè)目標(biāo)，有個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的解決方案。
Streaming-chan: Oh well, there's an easy solution to that.
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Jill：有嗎？
Jill: There is?
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Streaming-chan：有啊。只需要把你的上衣脫?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??掉。
Streaming-chan: Yeah. Just take your top off.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：你可能需要連胸?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??Z一起脫掉，這取決于收視率的變動(dòng)幅度。
Streaming-chan: You might need to take off your bra too, depending on how the traffic goes.
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Streaming-chan：稍等，你實(shí)在是太平了。你真的穿X?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??罩嗎？
Streaming-chan: Wait, you're quite flat. Do you even use a bra?
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：那尖銳的目光大概是“不”的意思？
Streaming-chan: Is that piercing glare a "no"?
Streaming-chan：拜托！咱倆總得有一個(gè)T?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??掉上衣，而且我不能再?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??脫了。我今天已經(jīng)T?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??過一次了。
Streaming-chan: Come on! One of us is gonna have to take off their top off and it ain't gonna be me. I already did that once today.
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Streaming-chan：呃?。《椰F(xiàn)在再去別的地方就太晚了。等我找到一家更臟的酒吧，他們也該關(guān)門了。
Streaming-chan: Agh! And it's too late to go somewhere else. By the time I find an even nastier bar, they'll be closed.
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Streaming-chan：你們有規(guī)定要求穿褲子嗎？
Streaming-chan: What's your policy on wearing pants?
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Jill：以前有人試圖以穿裙子為由而炒掉我，所以這方面要視具體情況而定。
Jill: Somebody tried to have me fired for wearing a skirt, so we deal with that on a case by case basis.
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Streaming-chan：那可不是明確的回答。我需要的是直截了當(dāng)?shù)氖腔蚍?。觀眾們的注意力持續(xù)時(shí)間就和果蠅一樣短。
Streaming-chan: That's not a concrete answer. I need binary yes/no answers. My viewers have the attention span of fruit flies.
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Streaming-chan：如果他們真想動(dòng)腦的話，你覺得他們還會(huì)看這種直播嗎？
Streaming-chan: If they wanted to use their brains, do you think they'd watch something like this?
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Streaming-chan：我需要讓他們流連忘返，而你還穿著衣服的現(xiàn)實(shí)對(duì)我毫無幫助。
Streaming-chan: I need to keep them entertained, and the fact that you still have your shirt on isn't helping.
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Streaming-chan：等下，我知道了！給我來杯酒！要大杯的！你能想到的最難喝的那種！
Streaming-chan: Wait, I know! Give me a drink! A big one! The nastiest one you can think of!
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：呃……你好？我需要服務(wù)，拜托。
Streaming-chan: Um... hello? Service here, please.
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：（嚯，好像我的大腦關(guān)機(jī)了。）
Jill: (Wow, it's like my brain shut down.)
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Jill：沒問題……
Jill: Sure...
?【男性化的或宣傳飲品】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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Streaming-chan：那好！干杯！
Streaming-chan: Alright then! Cheers!
Jill：我覺得你不該喝得這么……
Jill: I don't think you should chug it down so...
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Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
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Jill：……快。
Jill: ...quickly.
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Streaming-chan：我感覺自己遭到了重?fù)?，但我喝完之后過了幾秒才意識(shí)到這個(gè)。
Streaming-chan: It's like it hit me, but I didn't feel it until a few seconds later.
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Streaming-chan：被踢到蛋蛋的感覺是不是這樣？
Streaming-chan: Is this what being kicked in the balls feels like?
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Gillian：是啊。
Gillian: Yup.
?【其他類型】
Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
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Streaming-chan：好哇！干杯！
Streaming-chan: Okay! Cheers!
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Jill：也許你不該喝得那么快。
Jill: Maybe you shouldn't drink that so quickly.
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Streaming-chan：?jiǎn)琛簦∵@可真不錯(cuò)。
Streaming-chan: Woohoo! Those were nice.
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Streaming-chan：等等！這杯很好喝啊！我想要的是難喝的，味道像稀料一樣的那種。
Streaming-chan: Wait! They were nice! I wanted nasty drinks, stuff that taste like paint thinner.
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Streaming-chan：上錯(cuò)酒可拿不到小費(fèi)！
Streaming-chan: No cookie for you!
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Streaming-chan：好吧，我下定決心了。我干脆就在這兒喝個(gè)爛醉。
Streaming-chan: Okay. I've decided. I'll just get really wasted.
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Streaming-chan：那樣肯定會(huì)很好玩，對(duì)吧？
Streaming-chan: That's gotta be fun enough, right?
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Jill：您說了算……
Jill: If you say so...
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Streaming-chan：好吧！在此期間，關(guān)于這間酒吧你有什么能講給我聽的嗎？
Streaming-chan: Okay! In the meantime, what can you tell me about this bar?
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Jill：這是什么意思？
Jill: What do you mean?
Streaming-chan：奇聞趣事！有意思的事實(shí)！
Streaming-chan: Weird stories! Fun stuff!?Interesting facts!
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Streaming-chan：當(dāng)前正有約6000名觀眾關(guān)注著你。你要對(duì)得起他們投入的時(shí)間！
Streaming-chan: You're being seen by an average of 6,000 people. Make their time worth it!
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Jill：那讓我想想……
Jill: Let's see then...
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Jill：上周末，我們?yōu)镾eifar玩具公司舉辦了一場(chǎng)派對(duì)。
Jill: Last weekend we held a party for the Seifar Toy Company.
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Streaming-chan：然后呢？
Streaming-chan: And?
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Jill：那是一家完全由狗來運(yùn)營(yíng)的企業(yè)。
Jill: It's a company run completely by dogs.
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Streaming-chan：真的？
Streaming-chan: Really?
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Jill：當(dāng)時(shí)酒吧里到處都是柯基。
Jill: This place was completely overrun by Corgis.
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Streaming-chan：等等等等……柯基犬？！
Streaming-chan: Wait wait wait... Corgis?!
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Streaming-chan：你真的給柯基上過酒了？！
Streaming-chan: Did you really serve drinks to Corgis?!
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Jill：是啊，穿著燕尾服，會(huì)說話的柯基。
Jill: Tuxedo-clad talking Corgis, yeah.
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Streaming-chan：嚯！太棒了！
Streaming-chan: Wow! Awesome!
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Streaming-chan：稍等，你不是在騙我，對(duì)吧？
Streaming-chan: Wait, you're not shitting me, right?
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Jill：……我倒是真心希望那是在騙你，相信我。
Jill: ...I wish I was shitting you, trust me.
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Streaming-chan：還有什么？還有什么？
Streaming-chan: What else? What else?
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Jill：唔……我再想想……
Jill: Um... let's see...
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Jill：Augmented Eye的Donovan D. Dawson已經(jīng)連續(xù)來過三個(gè)晚上了。
Jill: Donovan D. Dawson from The Augmented Eye was here for three nights in a row.
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Streaming-chan：那頭香水味刺鼻的沙文豬？
Streaming-chan: That perfumed chauvinistic bastard?
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Jill：（呵，她也用了這個(gè)稱呼。）
Jill: (Huh, there's that word again.)
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Streaming-chan：事實(shí)上，幾天前就有AugmentedEye的人來采訪過我。
Streaming-chan: Just the other day someone from The Augmented Eye interviewed me, actually.
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Jill：他們問了什么？
Jill: What did they ask?
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Streaming-chan：哦，都是些常見的廢話。比如我是誰啊，我都做些什么啊，未來的計(jì)劃啊，靈感的來源啊……
Streaming-chan: Oh, the usual bullshit. Who I was, what I did, future plans, inspirations...
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Streaming-chan：采訪我的是一個(gè)小個(gè)子的，很溫和的女孩，戴著眼鏡。
Streaming-chan: The one that interviewed me was this small, meek girl with glasses.
Streaming-chan：但她看起來有點(diǎn)憤世嫉俗。也不知道為什么。
Streaming-chan: She seemed a bit bitter though. I wonder why.
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Streaming-chan：但這個(gè)話題就到此—……等等。我能看一下那個(gè)杯子嗎？
Streaming-chan: But enough about tha-... wait. Can I see that glass over there?
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Jill：嗯？沒問題。
Jill: Hm? Sure.
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Streaming-chan：這個(gè)簽名……這難道是*Kira*Miki的親筆簽名？！
Streaming-chan: This signature... Is this *Kira* Miki's autograph?!
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Jill：是啊，她在上次演唱會(huì)之前來過這里。
Jill: Yeah, she came here before her last concert.
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Streaming-chan：難以置信！真的？！
Streaming-chan: Get out! Really?!
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Streaming-chan：這里難道是明星密會(huì)的隱秘酒吧之類的地方？
Streaming-chan: Is this some kind of secret hidden bar of the stars or something?
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Jill：沒那種事。我們只是在正確的時(shí)間出現(xiàn)在了正確的地點(diǎn)而已。
Jill: Not really. We're just in the right place at the right time.
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Streaming-chan：她在舞臺(tái)之外是個(gè)怎樣的人？
Streaming-chan: What kind of person is she when she's not on stage?
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Streaming-chan：我曾經(jīng)試著和她約過見面，她似乎也愿意，但她總是很忙。
Streaming-chan: I've tried to get a meeting with her, and she actually seemed willing but she's always busy.
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Jill：她是個(gè)非常善良的姑娘，真的。
Jill: A very nice girl, actually.
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Jill：在我看來，她是全身心投入于事業(yè)之中。她對(duì)自己所做的事的熱愛溢于言表。
Jill: She seems to be completely invested in her work. She loves what she does and it shows.
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Jill：你可能會(huì)覺得她是什么難伺候的女明星，但據(jù)我親眼所見，她是我認(rèn)識(shí)的最和善的人之一。
Jill: You'd think she'd be some sort of diva, but as far as I'm concerned, she's one of the nicest people I've met.
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Streaming-chan：我就知道！我知道她肯定是個(gè)好人。
Streaming-chan: I KNEW IT! I knew she was nice.
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Streaming-chan：她的熱情在演唱會(huì)中表現(xiàn)得淋漓盡致，你感受過嗎？她總是那么的……情不自禁。她的每次表演都是獨(dú)一無二的。
Streaming-chan: Her passion shows in her concerts, you know? She's so... spontaneous. Her performances are never the same.
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Streaming-chan：她每次唱起Shine Spark，我都會(huì)感到自己的靈魂像一臺(tái)高性能計(jì)算機(jī)一樣升溫。
Streaming-chan: Every time she sings Shine Spark, I feel like my soul is warming up like a high-performance computer.
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Streaming-chan：SHIIIIIIIIIINE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK??！
Streaming-chan: SHIIIIIIIIIINE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!
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Streaming-chan：我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己每次洗澡時(shí)都會(huì)唱這首歌。
Streaming-chan: I find myself singing it in the shower all the time.
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Streaming-chan：而付費(fèi)會(huì)員可以每天聽我唱歌！每月只需$99.99，現(xiàn)在就請(qǐng)轉(zhuǎn)賬付費(fèi)！
Streaming-chan: And those who pay Premium can hear me sing everyday! At $99.99 a month, go Premium now!
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Streaming-chan：先不說那個(gè)，我剛才差點(diǎn)就說你是在胡扯了。
Streaming-chan: That aside, I was about to call bullshit on what you said.
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Streaming-chan：但我猜你大概有證據(jù)來證明一切。
Streaming-chan: But I guess you do have some sort of proof for everything.
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Streaming-chan：這個(gè)杯子能給我嗎？
Streaming-chan: Can I keep this glass?
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Jill：不行。
Jill: No.
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Streaming-chan：求求你？
Streaming-chan: Pretty please?
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Jill：還是不行。
Jill: No.
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Streaming-chan：真掃興。
Streaming-chan: Party pooper.
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Streaming-chan：至少這間酒吧可能比我一開始想的有趣多了。
Streaming-chan: At least this bar might be more interesting than I initially thought.
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Streaming-chan：如果那邊的帥小伙和克格勃有過一段恩怨，這地方就完美了。
Streaming-chan: The one thing that'd make it perfect is if pretty boy over there had a past with the KGB.
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Gillian：誰告訴……！
Gillian: WHO TOL-...!
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Gillian：是—是啊……那也未免太瘋狂了，哈？
Gillian: Y-Yeah... that'd be crazy, huh?
Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：你還要再來一杯嗎？
Jill: Are you gonna order anything else?
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Streaming-chan：什么？哦。是啊，是啊。我還得喝個(gè)爛醉呢。
Streaming-chan: What? Oh. Yeah, yeah. The whole getting wasted thing.
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Streaming-chan：我聽說過有種酒名叫咸豬手（Bad Touch）。
Streaming-chan: I heard of a drink called a Bad Touch.
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Streaming-chan：請(qǐng)給我來一大杯那個(gè)。大號(hào)的咸豬手（A Big Bad Touch）。
Streaming-chan: Get me a big one of those, please. A Big Bad Touch.
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Jill：*噗* 馬—馬上就好。
Jill: *pfffft* C-coming right up.
?【咸豬手（Bad Touch）】
Jill：請(qǐng)用。
Jill: Here.
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Streaming-chan：我還以為這杯應(yīng)該會(huì)更……齷齪一些呢。
Streaming-chan: I was expecting something... dirtier.
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Jill：我們有橄欖鹽水——如果你需要的話，我可以給你倒點(diǎn)。
Jill: We have olive brine - I can pour in a bit, if that's what you want.
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Streaming-chan：不，不要那個(gè)。
Streaming-chan: No, not that.
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Streaming-chan：憑借這么齷齪的名字，這杯酒感覺應(yīng)該是盛在Y【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??具造型的杯子里，或者是濃稠的B【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??色液體。
Streaming-chan: With such a dirty name, it feels like the drink ought to come in a p【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??llic glass or be this thick white liquid.
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Streaming-chan：那樣的話，觀眾數(shù)量至少可以猛增三倍。
Streaming-chan: That would've skyrocketed the watchers at least threefold.
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Streaming-chan：你們有沒有那樣的酒？
Streaming-chan: Don't you have anything like that?
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Jill：沒有。
Jill: Nope.
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Streaming-chan：*嘆氣* 我只能等回家后用煉乳玩這一出了。
Streaming-chan: *sigh* I'll have to make do with the condensed milk when I get home.
【失誤】
Jill：（她好像都沒注意到我上錯(cuò)了酒。）
Jill: (Seems she didn't notice it's not the right drink.)
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Streaming-chan：等等！上錯(cuò)酒了！
Streaming-chan: Wait! The order is wrong!
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Jill：（見鬼?。?/span>
Jill: (Dammit!)
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Streaming-chan：哦，算了。反正就算上對(duì)了也解決不了什么問題。
Streaming-chan: Oh, well. Doesn't look like that would've solved anything anyway.
?【正確后的對(duì)話】
Streaming-chan：溫馨提示：今天的大越軌是由Shining Fingered點(diǎn)moe獨(dú)家贊助播出！
Streaming-chan: Friendly reminder that today's Escapade is brought to you by Shining Fingered dot moe!
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Streaming-chan：始于2069年的虛擬現(xiàn)實(shí)C【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??人娛樂行業(yè)領(lǐng)銜者！
Streaming-chan: Leaders of VR adult entertainment since 2069!
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Streaming-chan：購(gòu)買一年的付費(fèi)會(huì)員即可獲贈(zèng)一枚絕贊代碼。
Streaming-chan: Buy a year of Premium membership for a neat code.
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Streaming-chan：該代碼可讓你免費(fèi)感受一場(chǎng)與偶的精密模型翻Y【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??覆雨的虛擬現(xiàn)實(shí)體驗(yàn)！
Streaming-chan: Said code will net you a free trial of a VR experience with a model based on moi!
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Jill：那虛擬現(xiàn)實(shí)體驗(yàn)是怎么回事？
Jill: What's the deal with that VR experience?
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Streaming-chan：好吧，有個(gè)粉絲做出了我的NND模型。
Streaming-chan: Well, a fan made an NND model of me.
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Streaming-chan：當(dāng)Shining Fingered和我談到基于合作推出一個(gè)模型的時(shí)候，我就直接聯(lián)系他了。
Streaming-chan: When Shining Fingered asked me about a model for our partnership I just contacted him.
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Streaming-chan：他通過精雕細(xì)琢那個(gè)模型而獲得了報(bào)酬，而我則建立起了合作關(guān)系。雙贏！
Streaming-chan: He got money for polishing the model a lot more, I got my partnership. We all won!
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Streaming-chan：我甚至還送了他一年的免費(fèi)會(huì)員和一套虛擬現(xiàn)實(shí)設(shè)備！
Streaming-chan: I even got him a year of free Premium membership and a VR set!
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Jill：那可真不錯(cuò)。
Jill: That's nice.
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Jill：……等等。NND是什么？
Jill: ...wait. What's NND?
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Streaming-chan：別告訴我你沒聽說過Niku Niku Dance。
Streaming-chan: Don't tell me you haven't heard of Niku Niku Dance.
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Jill：我既然這么問了，當(dāng)然是不知道。
Jill: I asked for a reason.
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Streaming-chan：那是……好吧，那是用3D模型做出的音樂視頻。
Streaming-chan: It's... well it's music videos with 3D models.
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Streaming-chan：嗯，那聽起來像是個(gè)不錯(cuò)的解釋。
Streaming-chan: Yeah, that sounds like a good enough explanation.
Jill：我明白了。
Jill: I see.
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Streaming-chan：但說實(shí)在的，那個(gè)模型稍微……比我豐滿一點(diǎn)。
Streaming-chan: To be honest though, the model is a bit... meatier than me.
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Streaming-chan：倒不是說我介意啦，畢竟它的用途就是那樣。
Streaming-chan: Not that I mind it though, considering the use it gets.
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Jill：*清嗓子*
Jill: *ahem*
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Streaming-chan：我還以為當(dāng)我說有很多人在看著你時(shí)，你應(yīng)該會(huì)表現(xiàn)得更……害怕呢。
Streaming-chan: You know, I was expecting you to be more... scared when I said that you're being watched by a lot of people.
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Jill：當(dāng)你看不到那些觀眾的時(shí)候，就很難因他們而怯場(chǎng)。
Jill: It's hard to be scared when you can't see these people.
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Streaming-chan：就算你看不到，那些觀眾也還在?。?/span>
Streaming-chan: But they're still there, you know?
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Streaming-chan：誠(chéng)然，他們是在屏幕的后面，有些時(shí)候還在地球的對(duì)面……
Streaming-chan: Sure, they're behind screens and sometimes in the opposite corner of the world...
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Streaming-chan：但我的觀眾可都是擁有鮮活的生活的，活生生的人。
Streaming-chan: But every single one of my viewers is a real person with a real life.
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Streaming-chan：不在場(chǎng)并不會(huì)令他們的存在變得有一丁點(diǎn)不真實(shí)。
Streaming-chan: Not being here doesn't make them any less real.
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Jill：我理解，但這畢竟還是不一樣。他們不在場(chǎng)，也就看不到他們?cè)谧⒁曋摇?/span>
Jill: I understand, but it's just not the same. They're not here, visibly paying attention to me.
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Jill：我不會(huì)因?yàn)殡娫捖?lián)絡(luò)而感到恐懼的。
Jill: I don't get paranoid because of my phone contacts.
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Streaming-chan：那倒是，我理解了。
Streaming-chan: That's true, I guess.
?【兩杯酒都上對(duì)后的對(duì)話】
Streaming-chan：那么……告訴我，你這樣的一位女士是怎么會(huì)成為調(diào)酒師的？
Streaming-chan: So... tell me. What made a lady like you become a bartender?
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Jill：那并不是什么激動(dòng)人心的故事。
Jill: It's not exactly an exciting story.
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Streaming-chan：和男人有關(guān)嗎？
Streaming-chan: Does it involve a man?
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Jill：不。
Jill: No.
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Streaming-chan：和犯罪有關(guān)嗎？
Streaming-chan: What about a crime?
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Jill：無關(guān)。
Jill: Nope.
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Streaming-chan：和童年的約定有關(guān)嗎？
Streaming-chan: A childhood promise?
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Jill：沒那回事。
Jill: Nah.
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Streaming-chan：和宗【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??教的誓言有關(guān)嗎？
Streaming-chan: A religious vow?
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Jill：什么玩意？
Jill: A what?
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Streaming-chan：你可不要告訴我你只是毫無緣由地決定辭掉之前的工作，然后就開始調(diào)酒了。
Streaming-chan: You're not gonna tell me that you just decided out of the blue to quit your job and start bartending.
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Jill：事實(shí)上還真是那樣……差不多吧。
Jill: That's actually what hAppened... sorta.
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Streaming-chan：哦，拜托！就沒有什么頓悟啊，青年危機(jī)之類的東西嗎？整個(gè)過程中連個(gè)X【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??感教師都沒有？
Streaming-chan: Oh, come on! No epiphany? Quarter-life crisis? Not even a hot teacher somewhere along the line?
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Jill：……*咳嗽*
Jill: ...*cough*
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：生—生活并不總是像青少年小說那樣，每個(gè)決定都要伴隨著一個(gè)路障。
Jill: L-Life isn't always a young adult novel where every decision is a road cone.
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Streaming-chan：那就是問題所在了。我的觀眾中有三分之一是還不該觀看我的直播的青少年。
Streaming-chan: And that's a problem. One third of my audience are teens that shouldn't be allowed to watch my streams.
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Streaming-chan：就賣我個(gè)人情嘛，調(diào)酒師小姐。關(guān)于你自己，你肯定有一個(gè)動(dòng)聽，神秘的故事可以講給我聽。
Streaming-chan: Throw me a bone here. There must be a nice, mystical story you can tell about yourself, Ms. Bartender.
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Jill：好吧……
Jill: Well...
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Streaming-chan：嗯——嗯？
Streaming-chan: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
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Jill：……
Jill: ...
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Jill：就在我開始這份工作之后不久，我接待了一位有意思的顧客。
Jill: Some time after I started working I got an interesting client.
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Jill：他是一位DRK—S0L，非常陳舊的Lilim型號(hào)。
Jill: He was a DRK-S0L, a really old Lilim model.
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Jill：當(dāng)時(shí)他的能源供應(yīng)即將枯竭。
Jill: Apparently his power supply was running low.
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Jill：他的充能裝置已經(jīng)損壞了，而他也沒有錢購(gòu)買升級(jí)或替代品。
Jill: His charger was destroyed, and he didn't have the money to buy upgrades or replacements.
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Jill：與此同時(shí)，他似乎還忽略掉了自己的維護(hù)。
Jill: He also seemed to have neglected his maintenance.
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Jill：在他誕生的年代，集體意識(shí)的儲(chǔ)存源還不是云端存儲(chǔ)系統(tǒng)。
Jill: He was from the time when the Collective Source wasn't a cloud storage system.
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Jill：因此，在他的能源耗盡之時(shí)，他不會(huì)被上傳到那里。
Jill: So he wouldn't be uploaded there once his body ran out of energy.
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Streaming-chan：請(qǐng)繼續(xù)……
Streaming-chan: Keep going...
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Jill：這很奇怪的，你明白嗎？在我見過的所有Lilim中，他是唯一一個(gè)對(duì)死亡抱有明確恐懼的。
Jill: It was weird, you know? He was the only Lilim I've seen with a clear cut fear of mortality.
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Jill：對(duì)他而言沒有往生。一旦能源耗盡，他便不復(fù)存在。
Jill: No transcendence for him. He would disAppear once his batteries ran out.
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Jill：“那就如同得知所有人都會(huì)進(jìn)入天堂，而唯獨(dú)你會(huì)湮滅消失”，他曾這么表示。
Jill: "It's like knowing you'll vanish while everyone else passes on to heaven", he said.
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Streaming-chan：哦，天吶……
Streaming-chan: Oh, man...
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Jill：我猜他并不希望讓自己的問題成為別人的負(fù)擔(dān)。
Jill: I guess he felt bad about burdening someone else with his problems.
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Jill：因此他不久就離開了，并把在我們聊天時(shí)掉落的指尖留給了我。
Jill: So he went and gave me a fingertip of his that fell while we were talking.
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Jill：臨走之前，他是這么說的，“如果你能記住我的話，也許我的一部分就得到了往生。”
Jill: Before he left, he said, "If you remember me, maybe a part of me will transcend."
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Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
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Jill：呃……
Jill: Um...
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Streaming-chan：太棒啦！太—棒—啦！
Streaming-chan: Bravo! Bra-vo!
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Streaming-chan：感人至深！充滿了感動(dòng)！無比精彩！
Streaming-chan: Touching! Full of feeling! Completely awesome!
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Streaming-chan：如果有這么一部電影的話，我愿意花錢去看的。
Streaming-chan: I'd pay to see a movie like that.
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Streaming-chan：那么，那根手指后來怎么樣了？
Streaming-chan: So, what hAppened to that finger?
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Jill：我把它做成了一個(gè)項(xiàng)墜，一直隨身攜帶。
Jill: I made a pendant out of it. I carry it with me at all times.
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Streaming-chan：就算是在洗澡時(shí)也不例外？
Streaming-chan: Even while bathing?
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Jill：“差不多”一直隨身攜帶。
Jill: ALMOST all times.
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Jill：你這么一說我突然想問，你在看電影或做類似事情的時(shí)候，是怎么處理直播的？
Jill: Now that I think about it, how do you handle the stream if you want to watch a movie or something?
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Streaming-chan：我有一個(gè)插件，會(huì)自動(dòng)為我在電視或電影院中看到的東西打上馬賽克。
Streaming-chan: I have a plugin that lays mosaic censorship over whatever I watch on TV or in the theater.
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Jill：明白了……
Jill: I see...
