Oh!Hi,how are you？

噢！嘿，你好嗎？

I'm good，thank you

我挺好的，謝謝

You just miss her by about ten minutes

你要是十分鐘前來(lái)就不會(huì)錯(cuò)過(guò)她了

Who？My daughter，your best friend

你問(wèn)我指得是誰(shuí)？當(dāng)然是我的女兒，你最好的朋友

She just left about ten minutes ago I thought she was going to meet you

她大概十分鐘前剛走，我還以為她是要去找你

You didn't…Well，why are you here then？

你沒(méi)有約她…好吧，那你為什么來(lái)這兒？

You wanted to talk to me，talk to me about what？

你想來(lái)找我聊聊，找我聊什么？

Sure，come in

當(dāng)然可以，進(jìn)來(lái)吧

What's up

你怎么了？

you look strange，little tense or something

你看起來(lái)怪怪的，有點(diǎn)緊張，之類(lèi)的

Of course！sit down，sure，sit

當(dāng)然！坐下，沒(méi)事，坐

What's…what's up

等等，你說(shuō)你怎么了？

Okay，well，ask me some questions，then what？

好，好吧，問(wèn)我些問(wèn)題，然后呢？

You need advice from an older guy，well

你需要從年長(zhǎng)的人身上獲取一些忠告，好吧

Yeah,I would say I qualify

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我想我的確有資格來(lái)講這個(gè)

Why？What's on your mind？

為什么？你在想什么？

It's kind of personal

這有點(diǎn)難以啟齒

Okay，are you going to tell me，what is it about？

好吧，你能告訴我，是關(guān)于什么的嗎？

About sex？Okay…What about it？

關(guān)于性？好吧……關(guān)于它的什么呢？

No，I actually…No，I didn't know you were a virgin but okay

不，我實(shí)際上…不，我不知道你還沒(méi)做過(guò)，但是好吧

In your first time，what about it？what's it like？

你問(wèn)你的第一次會(huì)是怎樣的？是什么感覺(jué)？

Well，It kind of depends…

好吧，這部分取決于

Well，it depends on a lot of things

這么說(shuō)吧，它取決于很多事情

It depends on who your partner is？What the circumstances are？

這取決于你的對(duì)象是誰(shuí)？環(huán)境是怎樣的

If you're ready…You have to be ready

當(dāng)你準(zhǔn)備好了……你不得不準(zhǔn)備好

I know how you would know if you were ready

我知道你如何意識(shí)到你是否準(zhǔn)備好了

I guess you just kind of feel it

我想你隱約能感受到

Well，the fairy tale is that…Yes

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，情況理想的話(huà)…對(duì)

Your first time is supposed to be amazing

你的第一次應(yīng)該是令人印象深刻的

Well，it can be，but it's not always，no

說(shuō)實(shí)在的，它可以是這樣，但并非一貫如此，不是的

Mine？Mine was…

我的？我的第一次嘛……

Mine was pretty unspectacular，I mean

我的第一次非常普通，我的意思是

It was rushed…It was quick…We were very young

很倉(cāng)促…很快就結(jié)束了…我們那時(shí)還太年輕

we didn't know what the hell we were doing and

我們不知道我們究竟是在做什么

It wasn't…Incredibly…I mean I remember it，but it wasn't…

它并不…難以置信…我的意思是我居然還記得，但它并不

It wasn't spectacular

它并不美妙絕倫

let's put it that way it，it kind of rarely is

這么說(shuō)吧，這種情況很少發(fā)生

I mean I hate to say that but

我想我也不愿意這么說(shuō)，但是

It takes a while before you get to know what you're doing and then things get better but right out of the gate，I mean

你需要一段時(shí)間意識(shí)到你正在做什么，然后形勢(shì)好轉(zhuǎn)，但是，我是說(shuō)，箭在弦上

It's pretty rare that people really know what they're doing and it winds up being rushed and sometimes it hurts and

人們很難意識(shí)到自己在做什么，然后草草結(jié)束，以及有時(shí)候會(huì)很疼，還有就是

I…You know，It's you kind of have to learn，you have to you get better at it with practice

我…你要明白，就是 你恐怕不得不去學(xué)習(xí)這件事，你不得不在練習(xí)中逐漸得心應(yīng)手

like with anything you get better with practice

就像任何事都需要熟能生巧一樣

No，I'm not saying it's gonna suck，I'm just saying

不，我不是說(shuō)這會(huì)很糟，我只是想告訴你

It depends on who your partner is，if your partner is patient，I mean

這得根據(jù)你的對(duì)象是誰(shuí)，他是否耐心，我的意思是說(shuō)

I don't know what your boyfriend is like

我不知道你的男友是怎樣的人

Okay，you don't have one right now，but okay well

好吧，你現(xiàn)在沒(méi)有，但是…好吧

Theoretically like your boyfriend he would have to be patient ，he would have to…you have to take your time

理論上來(lái)講你的男友不得不耐心點(diǎn)，他必須…必須讓你慢慢適應(yīng)

you have to relax，you have to work into it，you can't just like jump in

你必須放松，你必須沉浸其中，你不能只是一頭扎進(jìn)去

and expect that it's going to be great you kind of have to…you have to plan a night for it，and…

然后期待它帶你走上極樂(lè)，你恐怕不得不…你必須未雨綢繆，以及…

I don't know，just get used to each other and work your way up to it，you know

我不知道，就是適應(yīng)彼此，然后循序漸進(jìn)，你懂吧

Does that make any sense？

那有什么意義嗎？

well if you were with somebody who was more experienced，yes，it would be better，but I mean you have to get that experience，you don't start out with it

如果你和經(jīng)驗(yàn)豐富的人在一起，是的，體驗(yàn)會(huì)更好一些，但我的意思是你必須積累經(jīng)驗(yàn)，它不是無(wú)中生有的

Yes，I had to…I had to gain my experience，I mean all the things that I know

是的，我必須…我必須汲取經(jīng)驗(yàn)，我指的是我所知道的一切

I learned over time just from doing it

我隨著時(shí)間的推移從實(shí)踐中得到經(jīng)驗(yàn)

You're not going to know it right out of the gate

這些經(jīng)驗(yàn)不是與生俱來(lái)的

Well

好吧

I know a fair bit，yes I mean I've been doing this a long time

是的，我知道不少，我的意思是我已經(jīng)做過(guò)很多次了

What do you mean？What？I…what do you mean？What？I teach you…How？What？

什么意思？什么？我…什么意思？什么？我教你…怎么教？什么？

Yes，I…I mean I know what I'm…I know what I'm doing，yes

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我…我是說(shuō)我知道我在…是的，我知道我在做什么

Well，how could I show you？

好吧，我該怎么教你呢？

It's not something I can really show you，right？

這不是我能給你切身示范的，不是嗎？

I can't draw you a diagram，I mean unless do，

you actually do it，you're not going to know what I'm talking about

我沒(méi)法給你畫(huà)一個(gè)圖表，我的意思是除非你真的做過(guò)，不然你無(wú)法真正明白我在說(shuō)什么

Well，what do you mean？

好吧，你的意思是？

Could I do it？

讓我來(lái)效勞？

Would I be your first？

我來(lái)成為你的第一個(gè)男人？

No！no no no no no no I can't…No…I can't do that

不行！不不不不不不，我不能，不，我不能這么做

Why？Because you're my daughter's best friend

為什么？因?yàn)槟闶俏议|女的閨蜜

How old are you now？You just turned eighteen

你現(xiàn)在才多大？你才剛滿(mǎn)18

That's actually pretty rare that you're still a virgin

的確你這個(gè)年齡還沒(méi)做過(guò)很少見(jiàn)

I mean it's kind of refreshing，but

我的意思是這的確有些新鮮，但是

No，it's nothing to be embarrassed about…Are you kidding？No，it's

不，這沒(méi)什么好丟人的…你在逗我嗎？不行，這是

You're just waiting till you're ready

你只是在時(shí)機(jī)來(lái)臨之前還需要等待

You're ready now？Okay！Great！Well！Then you need to find yourself a good guy who's going to be patient and who's going to learn with you

你現(xiàn)在準(zhǔn)備好了？好吧，不錯(cuò)，整挺好！那么接下來(lái)你需要給自己找一個(gè)有耐心的好小伙，可以和你交流切磋共同成長(zhǎng)

No，it doesn't necessarily mean your first time is gonna suck

不，這并不意味著你的第一次一定會(huì)很糟糕

Okay，there's a large possibility that it won't be the best，but it'll get better and it might not be that bad

好吧，的確很有可能體驗(yàn)感不會(huì)是最好的，但是一切都會(huì)好起來(lái)的，而且也不一定會(huì)那么差勁

Yeah，but I'm not going to be the first one，yes

是這樣，但我并不想獲此殊榮，沒(méi)錯(cuò)

It would probably be great，but I can't do that

這可能會(huì)很不錯(cuò)，但是我不能這么做

Because if my daughter ever found out that i slept with her best friend

因?yàn)橐坏┪遗畠喊l(fā)現(xiàn)我和她的閨蜜有一腿

she would probably never speak to me again

她恐怕再也不會(huì)和我說(shuō)話(huà)了

If my wife discovered that I had slept with my daughter's best friend

如果我的妻子發(fā)現(xiàn)我曾經(jīng)染指了我們女兒的閨蜜

Then I would be heading for divorce

那我將會(huì)被掃地出門(mén)

Well,Yeah，what if they never found out，well，that's highly unlikely，isn't it？

好吧，沒(méi)錯(cuò)，如果她們永遠(yuǎn)都不知道呢，說(shuō)實(shí)在的，那是不可能的，不是嗎

You say，Yeah，you say you'll never tell now but you know like in the heat of the moment，Oh wow guess what I did，guess，come on，no

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，你說(shuō)你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)說(shuō)出去，但是假如我們正進(jìn)行得如火如荼，然后…蕪湖，猜猜我做了什么，猜怎么著，來(lái)吧，老天

It's…it's just silliness

這…這簡(jiǎn)直愚不可及

No，you can't say please，no！I'm no no

別，你不要求我，想都別想！我是不會(huì)，不

I can't！I'm sorry！I'm really sorry，I mean you know what you're…You're going to develop these things on your own and everything's

我不能！我很抱歉！我真心感到抱歉，我是說(shuō)你知道你得……你得靠你自己去鉆研這些東西，而一切都…

What？No，it's not because you're not attractive…Are you kidding？

什么？不，不是因?yàn)槟悴粔蛎匀恕阍诙何覇幔?/p>

You're beautiful You're a beautiful girl No，you are sexy.Yes

你美極了，你是個(gè)漂亮的姑娘，不，你性感極了，沒(méi)錯(cuò)

No，you really are

不，你的確如此

Yes，absolutely if the situation were different，then I would have absolutely no trouble with this

是的，毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)，如果情況有所不同，那么我絕對(duì)會(huì)毫不猶豫地答應(yīng)你

Yes，but the situation isn't different

對(duì)，但現(xiàn)實(shí)就是如此

Look，it has nothing to do with the way you look or how sex you are

聽(tīng)著，這和你的長(zhǎng)相或者你有多性感沒(méi)有關(guān)系

It's the situation，I'm in this situation，I can't do this thing

關(guān)鍵是這個(gè)局面，我身處其中，我不能做這件事

I mean there's a large part of me right now…that is about to jump on the idea，because…God！You're young

我的意思是，我現(xiàn)在很大程度上……想著欣然接受這個(gè)提議，因?yàn)椤咸?！你如此年輕

You're beautiful，you're sexy as hell.I mean god you're a dream

你這么漂亮，還這么性感，我的意思是，老天，你簡(jiǎn)直是一個(gè)夢(mèng)寐以求的存在

but there's a large portion of me that says like，No I can't do that

但另一方面我腦海中告訴自己，不，我不能這么做

Move！You can't do that！Don't，you can't kiss me，okay

走開(kāi)！你不能這么做！別，你不能吻我，好吧

Because you just can't

因?yàn)槟憔褪遣荒?/p>

No，it's not that isn't like it！Yes！I did like it，but that's not the…

不，并不是不喜歡這個(gè)吻！沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我確實(shí)喜歡它，但這不意味著……

Stop Stop okay stop stop stop

停下 停下 好嗎 停下 停停停

No，you can't do this！I can't do this

不，你不能這么做！我不能這么做

No！I…No I don't want to see your breast Oh god

不 我……不，我不想看你的胸口 噢 上帝

Okay！You need to stop！You need to stop！Look，this is totally unfair

好吧！你需要停下來(lái)！你必須停下！聽(tīng)著，這太不公平了

How the hell am I being unfair？

我究竟怎么不公平了？

I'm not the only guy you can do this

我不是唯一一個(gè)可以和你做這種事的人

Could you please pull your shirt back down？Please

你能把你的襯衣扣上嗎？拜托

Yes I like them…God！Stop

是的，我喜歡它們……老天！停下

I don't know，if you're not begging me…Don't beg me

我不知道，如果你不再繼續(xù)求我……不要求我

You don't need somebody to do this right now

你現(xiàn)在不需要和任何人這么做

Oh god！Don't say please like that！I am…

噢 老天！不要像那樣哀求我！我快要……

Okay，Stop looking

好吧，別探頭探腦了

Okay so I'm a little hard all right

好吧，我的確有些蠢蠢欲動(dòng)了

You say you wouldn't tell，but that's not necessarily the case is that

你說(shuō)你不會(huì)說(shuō)出去，但那也不一定要是這種情況

You know what？

你知道嗎？

You're gonna get anxious，you're gonna get excited，you're gonna slip one day，you're gonna say something，and then I'm gonna be fucked

你會(huì)感到焦慮不安，你會(huì)感到興奮，總有一天你會(huì)泄露出去，你肯定會(huì)說(shuō)些什么，到那時(shí)我就完蛋了

Oh no no no I can't do this

不不不，我不能這么做

Okay，what are you doing！

好吧，你在做什么！

Don't！Hey！Can you put your shirt back on，please？

不要！喂！你能把你襯衫掀回去嗎？

Please，oh god，please put your…

拜托，老天，求你把你的……

Do not…do not undo your jeans，leave them on

別…別解你的褲子，給我放手

Leave them on，don't…don…！

松手，別…別

Oh fuck！Would you stop？

艸！你能停下嗎？

Yes！Yes I like your body，I like your body a lot！That's fucking beautiful

沒(méi)錯(cuò)！我是喜歡你的身體，我非常喜歡！它簡(jiǎn)直美極了

This is truly not a good idea

這真的不是一個(gè)好主意

I understand you want it to be…you want it to be good for your first time

我理解你希望它是……你希望你的第一次是美好的

Yes I do know I do know Oh God

是的，我知道，我明白 噢 老天

I gotta tell you the kite with the pointed ears and the tail is starting to win

閣下若要同風(fēng)起，定將扶搖直上九萬(wàn)里

（原文指有尖角和拖尾的風(fēng)箏容易飛得更高，更容易贏得比賽，這里指孔明借東風(fēng)——如愿以?xún)敚?/p>

No I don't want your first time to be shitty

不，我不想你的第一次就這么敷衍了事

Are you sure？Are you absolutely sure？

你確定嗎？你真的想好了嗎？

Fuck I don't even know why I'm doing this

老天，我甚至不知道我為什么要這么做

Fine！Yes，I will

好吧！嗯，我會(huì)實(shí)現(xiàn)你的愿望

Oh I shouldn't

老天 我不該這么做

Come with me

跟我來(lái)

Can you pick up your clothes and bring them with you，please？

你能撿起你的衣服并且把它們一起帶過(guò)來(lái)嗎？

Sit down on the bed

坐在床上

Now，look at me

現(xiàn)在，看著我

You sure？You sure this is what you want to do

你確定？你確定這是你想要的嗎？

OK 好吧