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If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?


問(wèn)題：如果你可以打電話給5年前的自己，聊30秒鐘，你會(huì)說(shuō)些什么呢？

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回答一：

Shefali Naidu, Choreographer (2009-present)
Tring Tring
‘Hello’
“Listen, very carefully. Don't ask questions. When you meet dad, tell him you love him. And give him a tight hug. Kiss him like you used to do as a child.
Spend more time with him. Call him everyday.
I know, you are in the newly married phase but believe me dad is more important now.”


Shefali Naidu, 舞蹈指導(dǎo)（2009年至今）
鈴鈴鈴
“你好”
“聽(tīng)著，非常仔細(xì)地聽(tīng)著。別問(wèn)問(wèn)題。當(dāng)你遇到爸爸的時(shí)候，告訴他你愛(ài)他。還有給他一個(gè)緊緊的擁抱。親他，就像你從前還小的時(shí)候那樣?；ǜ鄷r(shí)間陪著他。每天打電話給他。
我知道，你現(xiàn)在處在新婚階段，但是相信我，你的爸爸現(xiàn)在更重要?！?/p>

回答二：

Zaylan Jacobsen, lives in Washington
Zaylan, this is you in the future. Don’t say a word. Grab a pen and write down everything I say. It will make you a millionaire in 5 years.
Wha - ??
Shut the fuck up. I need you to get $5,000 from friends and family, tell them you will pay them back in 5 years. Take that $5,000 and buy Bitcoin right now for $7 a coin. On December 4, 2013 I want you to sell all of it. Don’t spend a penny. Then on January 14th, 2014 take your $820,000 and buy 4,622 Bitcoins. Do not sell any of it. In 5 years, repay your family members double what they each gave you and you will be left with $12.5 million for yourself.
Yes sir.


Zaylan Jacobsen, 住在華盛頓
Zaylan，聽(tīng)著，我是未來(lái)的你。不要說(shuō)話，拿起筆記下我說(shuō)的每一件事。它會(huì)讓你在5年后成為百萬(wàn)富翁。
什么？？
閉TMD嘴。我需要你從朋友家人那里搞到5000美元，告訴他們5年后還給他們。然后拿上這5000美元立刻買(mǎi)比特幣，以7美元一枚的價(jià)格買(mǎi)。在2013年12月4號(hào)，我希望你把它們都賣(mài)了（注：該答案寫(xiě)于2017年）。不要花一分錢(qián)！然后在2014年1月14日，拿著你的82萬(wàn)美元，買(mǎi)下4622枚比特幣。不要賣(mài)掉它們其中任何一枚。5年后，還給你的家人們雙倍的錢(qián)，你將擁有1250萬(wàn)美元的財(cái)富。

回答三：

Leonardo Alexandric, A writer on the deep web.
11 year old me is playing in the backyard when he comes across a strange phone hidden in the bushes. Not giving a fuck about the cat and how curiosity killed it, he grabbed the phone. It began to ring the second he touched it, “Hello?”
“Leo? DiCrapio?”
“Um, I’m Leonardo. Who is this?”
“Yeah yeah yeah, shut the fuck up, I don’t have much time. I’m you, 5 years from now—”
“How—”
“Bro shut the fuck up. Exactly 2 weeks before Luke’s 12th birthday, get him to a hospital. He’s sick and will die if you don’t do what I said.”
“How—”
“And Mom and Dad, on the first week of April when you’re 15, don’t let Dad go to that super big meeting he was all excited about and Mom to Sue’s house. Call the cops and have them check the area around Dad’s office. They will also die if you don’t do this.”
“What?!”
The call ends. Me from now sits back and takes a deep breath, hoping that this call doesn’t fall victim to the Grandfather Paradox and nothing changes. All of my current fate is now in the hands of 11 year old me.
I would do anything to have my family back, and being able to do this is something I can only dream of.


Leonardo Alexandric, 深層網(wǎng)絡(luò)中的寫(xiě)手。
當(dāng)我11歲大的時(shí)候正在后院里玩，然后遇到了草叢中一個(gè)奇怪的手機(jī)。完全沒(méi)有在意什么“好奇心害死貓”之類的事，他抓起了手機(jī)，就在他觸碰到手機(jī)的第2秒，手機(jī)鈴聲響了。
“你好？”
“萊昂？迪卡普里奧？”
“嗯，我是萊昂納多。你是誰(shuí)呀？”
“好好好，閉TMD嘴，我沒(méi)有多少時(shí)間了，我就是你，5年之后的你——”
“怎么——”
“兄弟，閉TMD嘴。在盧克12歲生日的前兩周，帶他去醫(yī)院看看，他生病了，如果你不照我說(shuō)的做，他會(huì)死的。”
“怎么——”
“還有爸爸媽媽，當(dāng)你15歲那年4月的第一周，不要讓爸爸去參加那個(gè)他很期待的規(guī)模超大的會(huì)議，不要讓媽媽去蘇的家。打電話給警察，讓他們好好檢查爸爸辦公室附近的地方。如果你不這么做，他們也會(huì)死的。”
“什么？！”
電話掛了。我站起身來(lái)，深深吸了一口氣。希望這通電話不要因?yàn)椤白娓搞Ｕ摗笔ъ`，而一切都沒(méi)有變化。所以我現(xiàn)在的命運(yùn)全都寄托在那個(gè)“11歲的我”的手中。

回答四：

Niksa Orlic, CEO at Geolux
Buy Bitcoins. In 2012 one Bitcoin was around $5. Take out all your savings, and buy Bitcoins. Keep them in 10–20 different wallets, not on exchanges. Sell bitcoins on May 25th 2017 when they hit $2600.
This yields much better ROI than what some Quora finance gurus answered to this same question :)


Niksa Orlic, Geolux公司首席執(zhí)行官
買(mǎi)比特幣。在2012年，一枚比特幣大概就是5美元。拿出你所有的儲(chǔ)蓄，然后買(mǎi)比特幣。把它們放在10到20個(gè)電子錢(qián)包里，不要放在交易所。在2017年5月25日達(dá)到2600美元的時(shí)候賣(mài)掉這些比特幣。
這樣操作帶來(lái)的投資回報(bào)率比這一問(wèn)題下有些quora財(cái)務(wù)導(dǎo)師回答得還要高。