Destiny北堂墨染X丹丹 戰(zhàn)山為王/占山為王

丹丹啟動了時光機(jī)的引擎。這臺機(jī)器沒有回到 2023 年，而是被扔到了一個古老的王國。與此同時，白堂莫然仰望天空，看到一顆彗星落入了御池之中。他的先見之明向他展示了一張金色短發(fā)仙女的臉，一個吻戲和一張穿著紅色新娘裝的仙女的快照。

Dan Dan started the engine of the time machine. Instead of traveling back to the year 2023, the machine was dropped to an ancient kingdom.? Meanwhile, Baitang Moran looked at the sky and saw a comet dropped into the imperial pond.?? His foresight showed him the face of a fairy in short-blond-hair, a kiss-scene and a snapshot of the fairy in the red-bride-costume.?

“不要依賴技術(shù)。與人為錯誤類似，至少有 1% 的技術(shù)錯誤。” 2023年著名編劇薄荷薄荷櫻花的話在丹丹耳邊回蕩。

“Do not rely on Technology.? Similar to human error, there is at least 1% of technical error.” The words of Mint Mint Sakura (薄荷薄荷櫻), the famous screen-writer in 2023 echoed in Dan Dan’s ears.? ?

OS蛋蛋：機(jī)器掉進(jìn)魔物世界怎么辦？ “積極思考，保持樂觀，你就會有一個幸福的結(jié)局?！弊鳛?1世紀(jì)最溫柔Up主青青的粉絲，丹丹想起了青青《把對象給我》片段中賢王的happy ending場景。忘/雙潔他賜我一個對象吧四）。于是，丹丹勇敢地探索新的領(lǐng)地。

OS Dan Dan: If the machine lands into a monster world, what should I do?? “Think positively, be optimistic and you will have a happy ending.”? As a fan of Qing Qing (青箋畫卿卿), the gentlest Up master in the 21st century, Dan Dan remembered the happy ending scene of Xian Wang in Qing Qing’s “Give me the Object” clip (青箋畫卿卿羨忘/雙潔he賜我一個對象吧 四). Thus, Dan Dan bravely explored the new territory.?

機(jī)器沉入池塘，丹丹游到岸邊?？斓桨哆厱r，兩只手將丹丹拉出水面。一張英俊的笑臉看著丹丹。莫蘭：讓我背你去換衣服和洗澡。

The machine sank in the pond, Dan Dan swam to the shore. When approaching the shore, two hands pulled Dan Dan out of the water.? A smiling handsome face looked at Dan Dan.

Moran: Let’s me carry you to change clothes and take a shower.

沒有得到丹丹的允許，莫蘭抱著丹丹就往自己的房間走去。然后，他讓宮女們給丹丹準(zhǔn)備了熱水和一套新衣服。丹丹第一次在浴缸里洗澡。突然，有人從丹丹身后靠近，幫丹丹洗了背。丹丹立即雙手環(huán)胸，合上雙腿。

Without getting any permission from Dan Dan, Moran carried Dan Dan and walked to his chamber. Then, he asked the palace maids to prepare hot water and new set of clothes for Dan Dan. It is the 1st time when Dan Dan took a bath in a bathtub.? Suddenly, someone approached Dan Dan from behind and helped Dan Dan washed the back.? Dan Dan immediately wrapped hands on the chest and closed the legs.?

丹丹：我洗澡的時候你在干什么？莫蘭：別驚慌。哥哥小時候幫丹丹洗澡。你不記得夏令營的洗澡嗎？你從美國回來后，丹丹還讓哥哥陪你洗澡。丹丹：你是銀葉哥嗎？

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Dan Dan:? What are you doing while I am taking a bath??

Moran: Don’t be panic.? Brother helped Dan Dan bathing when you were young.? Don’t you remember the bath at the summer camp? Dan Dan also asked brother to take a shower with you after you came back from the USA.

Dan Dan: Are you Brother Yinye??

莫蘭：是的，銀夜是我的轉(zhuǎn)世。當(dāng)你穿越回來幫助賢王時，銀夜一直等著你，直到他享年八十歲。丹丹：我的旅程有多長？莫蘭：用了 100 年。銀夜死前，愿來世娶你。感謝命運(yùn)，你的時光機(jī)降落在這里。這輩子，我們注定是一輩子的夫妻。

Moran: Yes, Yinye is my reincarnation.? When you traveled back to help Xian Wang, Yinye waited for you until he died at the age of 80.

Dan Dan: How’s long was my journey?

Moran: It took 100 years.? Before Yinye died, he wished to marry you in another life. Thank to the destiny, your time machine landed here.? We are destined to be a life-time-couple in this life.

丹丹：仔細(xì)看莫蘭，真的很像顧寅夜。不過，這位兄弟很黃。未經(jīng)允許，他立即把手伸進(jìn)水里，給丹丹的私處洗了洗。莫蘭：別害羞。我們是情侶。

Dan Dan: ?While looking at Moran carefully, he really resembles to Gu Yinye.? However, this brother is very yellow. Without getting permission, he immediately put his hands inside the water and washed the private part of Dan Dan.?

Moran: Don’t be shy.? We are couple.?

青書畫卿卿洗澡的場景閃進(jìn)了丹丹的記憶中。丹丹臉紅了。那些勤勞的手要停在水里已經(jīng)來不及了。于是，丹丹任由莫蘭為所欲為。

The bathing scene of Qing Qing’s clips flashed into Dan Dan’s memory. Dan Dan’s face turned red.? It is too late to stop those diligent hands inside the water.? Consequently, Dan Dan let Moran do whatever he wanted.?

洗完澡，莫蘭抱著丹丹來到臥室，幫丹丹穿上古裝。出乎意料的是，莫蘭看起來很平靜，并沒有做任何榴蓮活動。莫蘭看著丹丹好奇的眼神，笑了笑。莫蘭：大哥新婚之夜等圓房。你明白我的意思吧？OS丹丹：當(dāng)然知道。感謝Qing Qing（青紙畫卿卿）和薄荷薄荷櫻的教育。

After the bath, Moran carried Dan Dan to the bedroom and helped Dan Dan dress in the ancient costume.? Surprisingly, Moran looked very calm and did not do any Durian activities.

Moran looked at the curious eyes of Dan Dan and smiled.

Moran: Brother will wait for the round room on the wedding night. Do you know what I mean, right?

OS Dan Dan: Of course, I know. Thank Qing Qing (青箋畫卿卿) and 薄荷薄荷櫻for the education.

第二天，莫蘭來叫醒丹丹。哥哥給你騎馬。我們將在山腳下吃早餐。哥哥在外面等你。不到10分鐘，丹丹就做好了騎馬的準(zhǔn)備。莫蘭拉著丹丹上了馬。馬兒飛奔到一個美麗的山谷，那里有瀑布。兩人走到瀑布邊吃早午餐。然后，丹丹脫下鞋子，把腿泡在水里。一不小心，地板濕了，丹丹滑倒了。莫蘭已經(jīng)來不及救丹丹了。丹丹感覺在地上

On the 2nd day, Moran came to wake-up Dan Dan. Brother will give you a horse riding. We will eat breakfast at the foot of the mountain. Brother will wait for you outside.

Within 10 minutes, Dan Dan was ready to ride a horse.? Moran pulled Dan Dan on the horse. The horse galloped to a beautiful valley where there was a waterfall.? The two walked to the waterfall where they ate brunch.? Then, Dan Dan took off the shoes to soak the legs in the water. Accidentally, the floor was wet and Dan Dan slipped.? It was too late for Moran to save Dan Dan.? Dan Dan felt on the ground.

丹丹：哥，我腿受傷了。莫蘭：兄弟，讓我們看看你的腿。接著，莫蘭將丹丹的雙腿張開，檢查傷勢。丹丹臉紅了。莫蘭：你不穿內(nèi)褲了，但是，兄弟喜歡

Dan Dan: Brother, my legs are hurt.

Moran: Let’s brother look at your legs. Then, Moran opened Dan Dan’s legs widely to examine the injuries. Dan Dan flushed red.?

Moran: You do not wear the underwear again but, brother like it.?

Note:

This article is written for the 2nd anniversary of Qing Qing’s birthday

Happy Birthday Qing Qing.