聲明

1、本專欄會有敏感詞匯，本人將其用星號屏蔽

2、無需翻譯的話用兩條斜杠代替

本模組中所選的曲目

Week 5

第一關(guān)：Cocoa（可可）

第二關(guān)：Eggnog（蛋酒）

第三關(guān)：Winter Horrorland（冬季恐怖樂園）（有歌詞）

DATE WEEK

Breaking Point（斷裂點(diǎn)）

各種顏色的字幕代替的角色

紅色：Girlfriend（GF）

藍(lán)色：Boyfriend（BF）

青色：Daddy Dearest

粉色：Nene

紫色：Mommy Mearest

黃色：播報者1號（Week 4中播報爆發(fā)新聞的記者）（有前綴）和Lemon Demon

綠色：播報者2號（有前綴）和Pico

黑色或灰色：Darnell和旁白（有括號）

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Week 5

Phase 1　第一關(guān)

(2): Hello, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers! We hope you're having a jolly evening here in the-　你們好 Funkin' County購物中心的顧客們 我們希望你在這里度過一個愉快的夜晚

(1): Yeah, yeah. Welcome to the Mall, thank you for bringin' your f**kin' kids. Can't wait to clean?up after 'em.　是啊是啊 歡迎來到這個購物中心 謝謝你們把你們的小幣窄子們帶來 等不及要跟在他們后面收拾了

(2): Be nice! It's not their fault you lost your other job.　好好做 你丟了另一份工作又不是他們的錯

(1): Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that s**t.　哦不 別擔(dān)心 我絕對不想要這種垃圾

(2): I just feel like you needa remember this is a happy time for everybody. Even if you gotta fake it, it'll be worth it when you make other people happy!　我只是覺得你需要記住這是每個人的快樂時光 即使你要假裝 但如果你能讓別人開心也是值得的

(1): Maaan, F**K other people. I love being a hateful motherf**ker! *Sigh* Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad. Only thing that could make today worse is that blue haired kid showing up-　伙計 去湯們姆的吧 我喜歡做一個可恨的混蛋 *嘆息* 不管 我想還不算太糟 唯一能讓今天更糟的是那個藍(lán)發(fā)孩子的出現(xiàn)

You have got to be s**tting me.　你一定是在耍我

BRO.　伙計

What am I gettin' for you first, boo?　我先給你拿什么 寶貝

YOU aren't getting me anything yet. I should treat you this time around. I'm thinking of getting you?a new coat... this one's a bit yikes!　你還沒給我準(zhǔn)備禮物呢 這次我應(yīng)該請你 我想給你買件新外套 這個有點(diǎn)惡心

HUH?! WHAT'D'I-DO?　我該怎么做

Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that?　你沒看到引擎蓋周圍的裝飾嗎 他們?yōu)榇巳隽耸裁纯蓱z的動物

Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater good. Lil Homie added to the drip!　好吧 你知道嗎 他為了更大的利益而趨勢 Lil Homie加了點(diǎn)滴

OH, OH, BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA PLEEEASE?!　哦寶貝 我們拜訪一下圣誕老人怎么樣

You're like a toddler!　你就像個蹣跚學(xué)步的孩子

I'M DOWN THOUGH LET'S GO!　我們走吧

(FIVE MINUTES LATER...)　（五分鐘后）

...　//

I don't really know what I expected.　我真的不知道我在期待著什么

Godd**n, on the holidays man?! Y'all can't leave us alone for the f**kin' HOLIDAYS??　天啊 在節(jié)日里嗎 你們就不能讓我們兩個人度假嗎

You know we can't do that, boh.　你知道我們不能做到的

Your initiation MIGHT be over... BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!　你的入會可能結(jié)束了 但是 我們喜歡和你們鬧著玩 搞笑的是你們怎么也阻止不了我們　

Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?　拜托 我們只是想要和圣誕老人說話 你們對他做了什么

Mommy and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa... SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!　Mommy（Mearest）和我猜對了你的成熟程度 認(rèn)為你們想要見圣誕老人 所以呢 我們?yōu)槟銈兊牡絹碜龊昧藴?zhǔn)備 現(xiàn)在圣誕老人在槍管后面了

I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life?　我猜你們想和圣誕老人的死黨說唱對決嗎

RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is? We jus' carolin', ain't that right babyblue?　說唱之戰(zhàn)嗎 親愛的 你忘了現(xiàn)在是什么時候了嗎 我們只是在唱頌歌 不是很好嗎

I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am. Other than that though, YEAH! Let's have a d**n good Christmas then!　我不知道在上次之后我對昵稱有什么看法 夫人 除此之外 好啊 那么讓我們過一個快樂的圣誕節(jié)吧

No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend! Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.　這次別搞噱頭了 BF 讓我們在圣誕節(jié)給你看看“最親愛的人”是怎么聯(lián)系的

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This is not how we bond on Christmas. Let alone ANY time of the year.　我們圣誕節(jié)可不是這樣相處的 更別提一年中的任何時候了

Phase 2　第二關(guān)

Awww look at us,?ain't we just one big, happy, discombobulated family? All adorbs and s**t! Now let me talk to Santa!　哇 看看這個 我們不就是一個快樂而混亂的大家庭嗎 都是可愛的 現(xiàn)在讓我和圣誕老人談?wù)?/span>

You're not tryna spend some more time with us? I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.　你不想和我們多待一會兒嗎 我認(rèn)為這是一次美妙的經(jīng)歷

At the expense of others! Just look what you're doing to poor Santa. By the way, what makes you guys think I'm all jolly with you two now? At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend. You either want him dead or want him working for you, huh?!　以犧牲他人為代價 看看你對可憐的圣誕老人做了什么 對了 你們怎么覺得我現(xiàn)在跟你們在一起很開心 在這一點(diǎn)上 我認(rèn)為你攻擊我男朋友有一些潛在的原因 你要么想讓他趨勢 要么想讓他為你工作

You're too young to understand, hon'.　你還太小以至于你不怎么理解 親愛的

He's got a power that no man on Earth could ever hope to possess.　他擁有一種世上任何人都無法企及的力量

THE F**K YOU MEAN? I JUST BE RAPPIN' N' SINGIN' N' S**T!　你湯姆的是什么意思 我只是在說唱和唱歌

That's the problem, Boyfriend. ALL you do is rap and sing. Yet, for some reason, it's so entrancing. You don't even know the weight of your powers.　這就是問題所在 BF 你所做的一切就是說唱和唱歌 然而出于某種原因 它是如此令人著迷 你都不知道你的能力有多強(qiáng)大

...I don't know?if it's that deep.　我不知道是否有那么深

Whether you wanna believe it or not, you have, and will continue to, harm innocents. What's worse is that you'll never understand 'til it's too late. But hey, that's fine suga. Keep that blissful ignorance. I adore it.　不管你信不信 你已經(jīng)傷害了無辜的人 而且還會繼續(xù)傷害 更糟糕的是你永遠(yuǎn)不會明白直到為時已晚 但是 這很好 保持這種幸福的無知 我很喜歡它

Wait wait, until it's too late for what?　等等 直到什么都來不及了

Speaking of blissful, why don't we go back?to our family bonding, eh Gilrfriend?　說到幸福 我們?yōu)槭裁床换氐轿覀兊募彝リP(guān)系中呢 GF

eugh...　//

AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!　嘿喲 Pico還有Nene 過來看看這個 圣誕老人就要中槍了

Pico?! Aren't you s'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'??　Pico 你不是應(yīng)該在某個地方里嗎

I'm not a pet, dumbass. I can still enjoy a Christmas evenin' at the mall. Now let's go peep this function, Nene!　我又不是寵物 笨蛋 我還可以在商場享受圣誕之夜 現(xiàn)在讓我們看看這個函數(shù) Nene

F**k an escalator! I could just fall faster.　去湯姆的自動扶梯吧 我還可以比它摔得還要快

*Splatter*　*再次飛濺*（與Week 3相連）

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11. S**t can neva go right with you white n***as around.　十一次了 有你們這白種人在 一切都不可能順利

Alright pops, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper.　好了 老爺子 這次給我來點(diǎn)快節(jié)奏的 上一次是臥鋪

No problem, boh. Let's speed things up!　沒問題 讓我們加快速度吧

Phase 3　第三關(guān)

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you enjoying?the decorations, bud?　你喜歡這些裝飾嗎 伙計

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come on, talk to me guy! you don't know how hard it was?to kill that girl. she put up quite a fight. too bad she wasn't able to stick around!　來吧 跟我說話 伙計 你不知道撒那個女孩有多難 她頑強(qiáng)地抵抗了一場 可惜她沒能留下來

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Why man? What did I ever do to you?　為什么呢 我曾經(jīng)對你做了些什么

nothin' to me. you were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time.　沒什么 你只是在錯誤的時間陷入了錯誤的感情

you...　你

no tears. head up, face me. time to carol. oh... one more thing...?watch out for gas.　沒有眼淚 抬頭 面對著我 是唱頌歌時間? 哦 還有一件事 小心毒氣

[The Lyric in Phase 3]　［第三關(guān)的歌詞］

Your skin is freezing　你的皮膚凍僵了

Here, let me help you take it off　來吧 讓我?guī)湍忝撓聛?/span>

Feasting with your friends, what a perfect way to end all these?lonely holidays, lalalala　和你的朋友聚餐 這是結(jié)束孤獨(dú)假期的完美方式

Gonna take a piece of your rabies and vivisect your mind　我要從你的狂犬病中取出來 然后解剖你的思想

Snowman smiling with your teeth　帶著你的牙齒微笑的雪人

Fallen angels created with your meat　用你的肉創(chuàng)造的墮落天使

That pearly smile　那珍珠的微笑

Cut in a thousand slices, bake you 'til golden brown　切成千片 烤成金黃色

Stuff you with spices, serve to friends around　用香料填滿你 招待周圍的朋友

Separate you from your eyes, turn your girlfriend inside out and burn her fingernails, lalalala　把你和你的眼睛分開 把你女朋友翻過來燒她的指甲

Soak your hands in fizzing water　把你的手浸泡在嘶嘶作響的水中

Watching as the skin get softer　看著皮膚變軟

See your bones appear in dark red snow, drop further below　看你的骨頭出現(xiàn)在暗紅色的雪中 再往下來

Gonna take a piece of your rabies and vivisect your mind　我要從你的狂犬病中取出來 然后解剖你的思想

Gonna take a peek inside your head, find the worm inside　我要看看你腦子里的蛔蟲

Cut in a thousand slices, bake you 'til golden brown　切成千片 烤成金黃色

Fill?you with spices, serve to friends around　用香料填滿你 招待身邊的朋友

Turn the heat on high and we'll reduce your blood　把火開大 我們會減少你的血液

Boil little boyfriend with brandy and plums　用白蘭地和李子煮小男友

Ending　結(jié)局

Baby?!　寶貝

BABY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SPEAK TO ME!　寶貝 你怎么了 說話啊

I didn't want this to happen but uh...　我并不想發(fā)生這種事 但是

It makes our job a lot easier!　這樣我們的工作就容易多了

hhh....　//

!!　//

f**k　壞了

Oh my god, thank goodness. It happened again...　我的天 謝天謝地 又發(fā)生了

I'm sorry, are you okay-　對不起 你沒事吧

...!!　//

What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long babe.　發(fā)生了什么事 燈沒關(guān)那么久 寶貝

I saw him again... that monster!! He, he cut your head off and it was on-top the Christmas tree! I was so scared you were gone. I missed you, I felt so weak that I couldn't do anything!　我又看到他了 那個怪物 他 他把你的頭砍下來放在圣誕樹上 我好怕你不在了? 我想你了 我感到很虛弱 我什么都做不了

Baby... nothing can kill me. Not even you. Whoever this monster is, if I ever?catch 'em, I'm gonna f**kin' off 'em.　寶貝 誰也不能撒了我 即使是你 不管這家伙是誰 如果讓我抓到他們 我一定會淦掉他們

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okay!　好吧

How boring! You should've died so I could've snatched you for myself.　多么無聊啊 你應(yīng)該趨勢 這樣我就可以把你奪走

No, he should've died so that we don't have to worry about him tryna KILL us.　不 他應(yīng)該趨勢 這樣我們就不用擔(dān)心他會撒了我們

Last I checked, I was the one who wore the pants in this relationship, malewife!　據(jù)我所知 我才是這段感情中當(dāng)家作主的人

Can you believe that's gonna be us someday?　你能相信有一天我們也會這樣嗎

Some day? That was us a few months ago! Let's get outta here, I'm tryba give you a white Christmas tonight!　有一天嗎 我們幾個月前就是這樣的 我們走吧 今晚我要給你們一個白色圣誕節(jié)

SHEESH, OK!　好吧

DATE WEEK　約會周

[Before Start]?。坶_始前］

You enjoyin' the view? I paid a fat stack of money for this.　你喜歡這景色嗎 我花了一大筆錢買的

It's from the mixtape money I'm guessing? Why are you spending so much on me, hon'?　我猜是買混音帶的錢吧 你為什么為了我花了這么多錢 親愛的

I gotta show some love for my girl! Plus, the whole drama with your mama blew my name up like hella! People watchin' my dodge lamps 'n' lasers made 'em think I was hot s**t! WHICH I?am, but y'know...　我得對我的女朋友表現(xiàn)點(diǎn)愛 而且你母親的鬧劇把我的名字都吹大了 人們看著我的閃避燈和激光讓他們認(rèn)為我是熱的 是的 但是你知道

I'm proud of you, but you need to save your money! I don't need material things like this.　我為你感到驕傲 但你得要省點(diǎn)錢 我不需要這些物質(zhì)上的東西

I needa spoil?you every now and then. It's the least I can do as a mortal. Besides, whenever I get cool with your folks, I'ma steal money from 'em often, hehe...　我需要時不時地看你一眼 這是我作為凡人所能做的 另外 每當(dāng)我和你們家的人相處得很好 我就經(jīng)常偷他們的錢 呵呵

You're really confident in getting on my parents' good side, huh? Well you needa' get them vocal chords in shape! My parents be going ham--　你還真有信心討我父母的歡心啊 你需要讓他們的聲帶成形 我的父母會變得很

Hol' up, you talkin' like?me now? Stealin' my flow, bar for bar!　等等?你現(xiàn)在跟我一樣說話了 偷走我的流量 酒吧換酒吧

Oop, hehe...　//

Either way, get those skills up boy! Serenade me.　不管怎樣 熟練那些技能吧 為我唱小夜曲

Hm... what should I sing?　我應(yīng)該唱什么呢

Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenery...　哦 我不知道 給我個驚喜吧 有什么神秘的東西可能會對抗這風(fēng)景

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I got one!! You gon' remember this babe!　我有一個 你一定會記住這個 寶貝

[Countdown]?。鄣褂嫊r］

Three　三

Two　二

One　一

Date!　約會時間

[Ending]　［結(jié)局］

You don't have?any special powers or anything BF... But I swear every moment I spend with you feels like magic.　你沒有什么特別的能力 BF 但我發(fā)誓和你在一起的每一刻都像魔法

GF, promise me you'll always be here for me. No matter how crazy s**t starts getting, that you'll be by my side.　GF 答應(yīng)我你會永遠(yuǎn)在我身邊 不管事情變得多么瘋狂 你都會在我身邊

You know I'm not goin' anywhere. You're my favorite, I value you too much.　你知道我哪兒也不去 你是我的最愛 我太看重你了

...favorite what?　最喜愛的什么

Don't worry about it hon.　別擔(dān)心 親愛的

To Be Continued　未完待續(xù)