【直接封神的諷刺文案】

1.我瞧不上的人太多了，雖然我自己狗屁不是，但這兩者并不沖突。

There＇s a lot of people I don＇t like，and even though I＇m nobody，but it doesn＇t matter anymore.

＠王朔

2.能控制自己嘴巴的人都很厲害，不管是吃飯還是說話

People who can control their mouth are very good，whether they eat or talk.

＠愛默生

3.一見面就問你謀生方式的人，本質(zhì)上是在計(jì)算對你的尊重程度。

People who ask you how you make a livingas soon as they meet are essentiallycalculating their level of respect for you.

＠羅素

4.為什么很多女人會(huì)長期反復(fù)被男人騙？因?yàn)樗齻兊囊?，只有騙子才能滿足，正常人滿足不了。

Why do so many women fall for men over and over again？

Because what they want， only a liar can meet，

normal people can＇t meet

＠毛姆

5.人的一切痛苦，本質(zhì)上都是對自己無能的憤怒。

All the pain of man is essentially anger at his own incompetence.

＠王小波

6.如果善良得不到應(yīng)有的尊重，那么最好的方式就是翻臉。

If kindness does not get due respect，then the best way is to turn.

@稻盛和夫

7.不要為了別人的看法一味的改變自己，到了最后，變不成別人，也找不回自己。

Don＇t blindly change yourselffor the opinions of others，in the end， become others，also can not find their own.

@《卡耐基》

8.給別人第二次機(jī)會(huì)，就像給他第二顆子彈，

彌補(bǔ)他第一槍沒把你打死。

Giving someone a second chance is like giving him a second bullet to make up for not killing you with the first shot.

＠《羅素》

9.奇怪的動(dòng)物會(huì)被保護(hù)起來，奇怪的人卻遭受排擠。

Strange animals are protectedand strange people are excluded.

＠伊坂幸太郎

10.生活中遇到傻bi怎么辦？支持他一切觀點(diǎn)，把他培養(yǎng)成大傻bi。

Once you met a stupid guy，then you better support them for all，until they are the best at all.

@《富布萊特》