What if the Italian Army was Good in World War 2?

如果意大利軍在二戰(zhàn)期間表現(xiàn)出色會(huì)怎樣？

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HAL 9000
How do you stop an Italian tank? Shoot thepeople pushing it.

你如何阻止意大利的坦克？
朝推它的人開槍。

Legio XXI Rapax
Said by an Americans that have lost thewars vs Canada, Mexico and Vietnam, having means and fire power that Italynever had. Comparing the two things and thinking that Italy fought 9 wars (7won) the real inept seems to me the Americans.

這是一個(gè)輸?shù)袅藢?duì)加拿大、墨西哥和越南戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)的美國(guó)人說(shuō)的，他擁有意大利從未擁有過(guò)的手段和火力。
比較這兩件事，想一想，意大利打了9場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)(贏了7場(chǎng))，在我看來(lái)，真正無(wú)能的似乎是美國(guó)人。

美國(guó)付給幸運(yùn)的盧西亞諾一大筆錢，讓他安全進(jìn)入西西里。

Legio XXI Rapax
Gamers Right: i suppose that what you saidis the only clever thing that will come out from your brain, ape

Brendan K 我想你說(shuō)的話是你腦子里唯一能想到的聰明的東西，你就是弟弟/笑

HAL 9000
My point remains... we lost to Canada 200years ago, when Canada was protected by the dominant world superpower at thetime, the British Empire. As for Mexico, we didn't fully annex it because thenew land would have become slave states, which the North didn't like. We stilltook half of their territory though. So tell me, when did the US loose toMexico? (Not kidding, I actually want to hear) I think America is thedominant world superpower now is more due to its amazing geographicaladvantages, and massive population and economy then the reasons you cite. Butwe're still not as incompetent as Mussolini's Italy. Also, do you understandthat my original comment is a joke, like the ones at the beginning of thevideo?

我的觀點(diǎn)是，200年前，我們輸給了加拿大，當(dāng)時(shí)加拿大受到當(dāng)時(shí)占統(tǒng)治地位的世界超級(jí)大國(guó)大英帝國(guó)的保護(hù)。至于墨西哥，我們沒有完全吞并它，因?yàn)樾峦恋貢?huì)變成奴隸州，而北方不喜歡這樣。但我們?nèi)匀徽碱I(lǐng)了他們一半的領(lǐng)土。告訴我，美國(guó)什么時(shí)候輸?shù)袅藢?duì)墨戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)的?（注：此人的lose總是寫成loose，但倆單詞意思完全不同，根據(jù)上下文應(yīng)該是lose）
我認(rèn)為美國(guó)現(xiàn)在是世界上占統(tǒng)治地位的超級(jí)大國(guó)，更多的是因?yàn)樗@人的地理優(yōu)勢(shì)，以及龐大的人口和經(jīng)濟(jì)。但我們?nèi)圆幌衲骼锬嶂蜗碌囊獯罄菢訜o(wú)能。
另外，你不知道我最初的評(píng)論只是一個(gè)笑話，就像視頻開頭的那些一樣嗎?

Will Gregory
+Legio XXI Rapax you do realise a massivepercentage of Americans are descendants of Italians

Legio XXI Rapax 你確實(shí)意識(shí)到了大量美國(guó)人都是意大利人的后裔。

Vlad Melis
let him be ignorant,all the comments ofthis comment section are the same,maded by shits of an inferior race,just lookthey're ignorance

讓他無(wú)知吧，這個(gè)評(píng)論區(qū)所有的評(píng)論都是一樣的，被一個(gè)劣等種族編造出來(lái)的狗屁，瞧瞧他們的無(wú)知就知道了。

insert username here*
Vlad Melis, learn to take a joke

學(xué)會(huì)接受笑話。

Blackwolfgoogol (Abdul54cp)1
Vlad Melis >tfw you insult people bycalling them a "lower race" when the germans thought you guys were a"lower race" the the british and french

什么鬼，當(dāng)?shù)聡?guó)人認(rèn)為你們是比不列顛和法蘭西更劣等的種族的時(shí)候，你居然用“劣等種族”來(lái)侮辱別人？

Reyxus
I think he exagerated saying that, butstill no One gives 0 fuck about what the germans and the french thinks aboutsouthern european.

我覺得他有點(diǎn)夸大其詞，但并沒有人TMD在乎德國(guó)人/法國(guó)人如何看待南歐人的。

emanueledes7

Seize the Memes of Production
And they're holding spaghetti instead ofguns

并且他們拿的是意大利面而不是槍。

Tommaso Mazieri
North Korea best Korea yeah, and you guysholding long Black dicks in your mouths, so, meanwhile we were eatingspaghetti, you were eating something else. I hope you've understood that weitalians got tired of your jokes idiots...


我們意大利人在吃意大利面條，你們?cè)诔詣e的東西。
我希望你得明白，我們意大利人已經(jīng)厭倦了你們的笑話，白癡……

The Truth
Italy did not have an adequate industrialbase in 1940 with which to fight a world war. They could not produce anywherenear what even Britain on her own produced in tanks, planes, guns and ships.Very drastic action was needed as soon as Italy entered the war - 24 hour shiftworking, moving factories underground, compulsory labour for women withoutchildren, etc. And even then this would not have been enough because of thelack of essential raw materials, especially coal, oil and iron ore. Also, Italydid not have sufficient proper production line factories - most of theirproduction happened in small workshops. In summary, Italy lost the war from dayone.

1940年，意大利沒有足夠的工業(yè)基礎(chǔ)來(lái)打一場(chǎng)世界大戰(zhàn)。他們生產(chǎn)的坦克、飛機(jī)、槍支和船只，連英國(guó)都比不上。
意大利一進(jìn)入戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)就需要采取非常激烈的行動(dòng)- - 24小時(shí)輪班工作、將工廠移到地下、無(wú)子女婦女的強(qiáng)制勞動(dòng)等等。
即便如此，這也不夠，因?yàn)槿狈Ρ匾脑牧?，尤其是煤炭、石油和鐵礦石。此外，意大利沒有足夠的生產(chǎn)線工廠——它們的生產(chǎn)大多發(fā)生在小型車間?？傊?，意大利從第一天起就輸?shù)袅诉@場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。

Sol Invictus
Italy
spent all its money for the Italo-Ethiopian war and for the Spanish Civil War.
Its army would haven't been ready for another war until 1944. However Germany
decided to declare war to Poland without consulting Italy and Italy was forced
to enter the war because of the Pact of Steel. I think it's more humiliating to
have the strongest army in the world and lose against the vietcong.

意大利把所有的錢都花在了意大利-埃塞俄比亞戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)和西班牙內(nèi)戰(zhàn)上。直到1944年，它的軍隊(duì)才為另一場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)做好了準(zhǔn)備。
然而，德國(guó)決定在不征求意大利意見的情況下對(duì)波蘭宣戰(zhàn)，而意大利也因?yàn)椤朵撹F協(xié)定》被迫參戰(zhàn)。
我認(rèn)為擁有世界上最強(qiáng)大的軍隊(duì)卻輸給了越共，這更丟人。

The Chihuahua Strangler
Sol
Invictus Like Russia in Afghanistan?

就像俄國(guó)在阿富汗一樣？



Greenlandia
When
you fail at conquering Ethiopia.

意大利？當(dāng)時(shí)可是敗給了埃塞俄比亞。

Veneto Italiano
Greenlandia
Italy conquered Ethiopia in 1936

意大利于1936年征服了埃塞俄比亞。

Veneto Italiano
Meme
Roots games Uk couldn't conquer Afghanistan, Soviet Union couldn't conquer
Finland and Afghanistan, Vietnam won against China, France and USA, France was
kicked out of Algeri, USA had to retreat from Somalia and Iraq. History is full
of super powers beated by smaller nations, are we going to say that USA, Soviet
Union, China, France and UK also suck?

英國(guó)不能征服阿富汗，蘇聯(lián)不能征服芬蘭和阿富汗，越南戰(zhàn)勝了中國(guó)，法國(guó)和美國(guó)，法國(guó)被踢出阿爾及利亞，美國(guó)不得不從索馬里和伊拉克撤退。歷史上充滿了被小國(guó)擊敗的超級(jí)大國(guó)，我們會(huì)說(shuō)美國(guó)、蘇聯(lián)、中國(guó)、法國(guó)和英國(guó)也很糟糕嗎?

weirdshibainu
How
many gears does an Italian tank have?....7...1 forward and 6 reverse

意大利坦克有多少個(gè)輪子？7個(gè)，一個(gè)朝前，6個(gè)朝后。

Doge di Amalfi
That's
the French.

那是法國(guó)。

Legio XXI Rapax
So
brainless that is unable even to choice the right stereotypes. Ignorance is
eating your brain dude, but it's ok...is called "natural selection".

沒有大腦的人甚至無(wú)法選擇正確的刻板印象。無(wú)知正在吞噬你的大腦，但是沒關(guān)系……這被稱為“自然選擇/優(yōu)勝劣汰”。

Lorenzo Notarianni
What
a FUCKING LAME old, old, old joke. Are you a 90 year old wearing dipers ?

這笑話是由多老了？你是穿尿布的90高齡老頭兒？

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golden
foxa yet bulgaria was there ally

然而保加利亞是他們的盟友。

cigarette smoking man
they
also made croatia an ally and drafted many many ukrainians

他們還與克羅地亞結(jié)盟，并招募了許多許多烏克蘭人。

Tronald Drump
That's
a lie. The Germans had no 'hate' for the Slavs. They they hated Slavic
communists, for being communists, but not for being Slavic.

這是一個(gè)謊言。德國(guó)人對(duì)斯拉夫人沒有“仇恨”。他們?cè)骱匏估騁C主義者，但不是因?yàn)樗麄兪撬估蛉恕?br/>
Kaiser Reinhard von Lohengramm
Tronald
Drump No. They did hate Slavs, and this is well documented even by pro-German
sources, the only time they worked with them was for desperation/convenience
(Bulgaria's land was needed to attack Greece and Yugoslavia, Slav volunteers in
the SS were permitted because of lack of manpower).

不。他們確實(shí)討厭斯拉夫人，即使是親德的消息來(lái)源也清楚地記錄了這一點(diǎn)，他們與斯拉夫人一起工作的唯一時(shí)間是因?yàn)榻^望/方便(保加利亞的土地需要用來(lái)攻擊希臘和南斯拉夫，SS的斯拉夫志愿者因?yàn)槿狈θ耸侄辉试S)。