{"ops":[{"insert":"先說(shuō)好："},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"1.本文有大量furry元素，不喜勿噴"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"2.本文作者為初中學(xué)生且是新手，文筆不好，可以多提些建議，不支持無(wú)腦噴"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"3.想不到要說(shuō)什么了，那就開(kāi)始叭（這篇文章沒(méi)檢查，可能有錯(cuò)別字）"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"閃福（人）♂"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"耿幻（人）♂"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“哇～好香啊”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"看著自己做的美味的午餐，閃福嘴角不爭(zhēng)氣地流下了眼淚"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“不管了先吃為敬”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"早餐都沒(méi)吃的閃?，F(xiàn)在不管三七二十一狼吞虎咽了起來(lái)"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 只見(jiàn)那大如籃球的烤雞被閃福吃得幾分鐘就只剩一半了（雞：沒(méi)有人為我發(fā)聲嗎？）"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“呃～”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"隨著閃福的一聲打嗝，舔了舔嘴角的最后一顆飯粒，這頓早餐＋午餐便結(jié)束了，閃福把吃剩的半只烤雞放進(jìn)了冰箱。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 隨著午餐的結(jié)束，閃福一臉滿足地躺在了床上，拿起手機(jī)看了下時(shí)間：12:18。想道：“反正離和耿幻約定的時(shí)間還早，刷會(huì)兒B站吧”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"1","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4aa545dccf7de8d4a93c2b2b8e3265ac0a26d216.png"}}},{"insert":" 注意看，這個(gè)男人叫小帥……"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"（閃福：營(yíng)銷號(hào)owo！）（滑走）"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 全民制作人們大家好，我是練習(xí)時(shí)長(zhǎng)兩年半……"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"（閃福：！我家哥哥?。?#34;},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 哎呀～你干嘛～哈哈～……"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"（閃福：原來(lái)是小黑！ovo有本事我家哥哥下的蛋你別吃?。ɑ撸?#34;},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 最新消息，由于人類的亂捕亂殺，已有大多動(dòng)物滅絕，拒絕殺戮，從我做起……"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"（閃福：又是這種新聞，每天都播出，好無(wú)聊）（滑走）"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"1","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4aa545dccf7de8d4a93c2b2b8e3265ac0a26d216.png"}}},{"insert":" 看了不久，閃福感覺(jué)眼皮越來(lái)越沉，竟然在不知道不覺(jué)中睡著了，不知過(guò)了多久"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 1:50 XX超市門口－"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 耿幻不耐煩地跺了跺腳"},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“閃福怎么還沒(méi)來(lái)呀？”"},{"insert":"，他感覺(jué)很無(wú)聊"},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“再等他十分鐘，還不來(lái)再說(shuō)”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 1:50 閃福家－"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“呼啊……烤雞真香……呼呵……”"},{"insert":"閃福趴在床上睡著了，晶瑩的口水從他的嘴角流了下來(lái)，樣子十分可愛(ài)。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 2:03 XX超市門口－"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“＊＊＊＊＊＊，閃福怎么還不來(lái)？”"},{"insert":"耿幻一臉煩燥"},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“給他打個(gè)電話吧”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" “嘟……嘟……您所撥打的電話已關(guān)機(jī)……”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“又整什么幺蛾子？還關(guān)機(jī)了”"},{"insert":"耿幻生氣中多了一絲擔(dān)心"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“還是去他家找他吧”"},{"insert":"耿幻決定"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 一路上，耿幻越走越擔(dān)心，想了各種可能，比如：閃福被綁架了呀，又或者是被謀殺了呀。最后他覺(jué)得這些可能性都很小，他知道閃福不愛(ài)惹事，沒(méi)什么仇家。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 2:11 閃福家門口－"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" “咚咚，咚咚”耿幻敲打著門，見(jiàn)里面沒(méi)反應(yīng)，于是便喊道："},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“閃福，你在家嗎？”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 閃福家中－"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“啊嗯……好吵啊～”"},{"insert":"閃福輕聲說(shuō)道，翻了個(gè)身繼續(xù)睡。（耿幻：我＊＊你＊）"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 閃福家門口－"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":" “要不從院子里翻進(jìn)去吧，反正閃福家也只在一樓”"},{"insert":"耿幻想，說(shuō)干就干，耿幻扶著欄桿翻了進(jìn)去，進(jìn)去反就跑去找閃福，生怕他發(fā)生什么。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 當(dāng)走到閃福房間時(shí)，就看見(jiàn)一個(gè)人抱著抱枕，躺在床上睡覺(jué)。耿幻想到自己那么關(guān)心他，結(jié)果他還躺在床上睡覺(jué)，頓時(shí)火氣就上來(lái)了，但看到那可爰的臉，瞬間氣就少了一些。于是他就在閃福腰上狠狠掐了一下。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 這時(shí)侯閃福還在夢(mèng)中吃著滿漢全席"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“這個(gè)好吃……嗯～！這個(gè)也好吃”"},{"insert":"突然，他的腰猛的痛了一下"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“啊！”"},{"insert":"閃福忍不住發(fā)出尖叫，隨著這個(gè)疼痛，他也被拉回了現(xiàn)實(shí)，閃福痛地捂住腰，愣了兩秒之后，便就有些生氣地對(duì)耿幻說(shuō)："},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“干什么？”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“我干什么？wc大哥，你看看現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了？”"},{"insert":"耿幻生氣地反問(wèn)道"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 閃?？戳讼率謾C(jī)時(shí)間，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)手機(jī)沒(méi)電了，應(yīng)該是剛剛忘關(guān)機(jī)就睡著了，看向鬧鐘：2:17，然后他想起了和耿幻的約定，瞬間就明白了，可他還是不明白耿幻為什么會(huì)那么生氣。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“對(duì)……對(duì)不起……我有可能……在床上刷視頻太舒服了……就……忘了這件事”"},{"insert":"閃福有點(diǎn)不知所措。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 耿幻生氣地扭過(guò)頭，不說(shuō)話。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" “對(duì)不起嘛，下次不會(huì)再這樣了，要不……看完漫展請(qǐng)你吃東西？”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 耿幻這才扭過(guò)頭說(shuō)："},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“那我要吃肯德基?！?#34;},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“好好好，隨便你～”"},{"insert":"閃福心想：“哄好你可真不容易，看你以后怎么找女朋友。”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 耿幻這才說(shuō)："},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“那好吧，這次就原諒你，不過(guò)～沒(méi)有下次”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" “肯定不會(huì)有下次了！”"},{"insert":"閃福堅(jiān)定地點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“好了，快點(diǎn)出發(fā)吧，都2:19了，2:30漫展就開(kāi)門了”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“好～等我收下東西”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":" “那你快點(diǎn)，我去門口等你”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“好～三分鐘內(nèi)收好”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 由于閃福本就收了些東西，于是他拿上充電寶和裝好東西的背包，換了個(gè)鞋就出門了。"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 路上經(jīng)過(guò)菜巿場(chǎng)，發(fā)現(xiàn)之前的算命先生不見(jiàn)了，閃福也沒(méi)多想，他覺(jué)得有可能去別的地方騙人了，于是就和耿幻說(shuō)了說(shuō)昨天發(fā)生的事"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":"“其實(shí)也不虧，這項(xiàng)鏈挺好看的，32塊也挺便宜的”"},{"insert":"耿幻說(shuō)出了自己的看法"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“是吧！我也這么覺(jué)得，可以那個(gè)算命先生不見(jiàn)了……”"},{"insert":"閃福感覺(jué)有些莫名可惜"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#4fd3d1"},"insert":" “先不說(shuō)這個(gè)了，前面就是漫展的地方了，我們快去吧?！?#34;},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“好～”"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 于是兩人便向漫展走去……"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"說(shuō)一下，因?yàn)槲蚁氚堰@寫成一本比較長(zhǎng)的小說(shuō)，所以有時(shí)主線會(huì)推進(jìn)得比較慢，有時(shí)也會(huì)寫些日常，下一張主線會(huì)推進(jìn)一些（出現(xiàn)獸獸），因?yàn)楹偎曰灸茏龅饺崭ǔ艘恍┨貏e情況）"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 十贊速更下章"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" 字?jǐn)?shù)：1987"},{"attributes":{"align":"justify"},"insert":"\n"}]}