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Sen門圣經(jīng)《Pants of Universe Chaochao》【中英對照】

2023-04-02 01:24 作者:Senz的戰(zhàn)術(shù)項圈  | 我要投稿

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《Pants Off Universe Chaochao》寫作現(xiàn)場

snowmies! (turns into monkey) (pants fly of) (dies of love) (revives of love) (turns back into human) (ages 4000 years) (fly into sun) (turn to dust) (revive as pet dog) (find you and become pet) (turms you into monkey) (shares a banana with you) (builds a tower of bricks) (breaks the tower down) (drools) (barks agressively) (foams at the mouth (becomes feral) (slams head into wall) (screams at the sky) (shakes you violenty) (jump at the moon) (destroys moon) (alls back down to earth) (gets on knee) (proposes marriage to you) (heart jumps out of chest) (heart does backlip) (heart exlodes) (steam comes out of ears) (tongue rlls out of mouth, flls to foor) (legs kick at floor like dog, floor breaks) (earthquake) (earth explodes) (we fly to mars) (mars explodes) (recreate earth) (makes new species) (makes new species worship you as a god) (new species builds a statue in your honor) (I?kiss statue until it breaks) (new species get mad at me) (I destroy new species) (pants explode) (pants fly off) (no pants) (chaochao) (certificate) (I?do) (married) (marriage ceremony no pants, pants fly off) (get certificate) (give birth to kiten yuki) (yuki destroys world with cuteness) (yuki builds society in our honor) (we die of old age) (yuki learns science and brings up back to life) (we get married no pants, pants fly off chao chao again) (universe pants ly of) (universe restarts) (we ressurect a third time, no pants wedding, chaochao, pants fly off a last time, the end)

雪人! (變成猴子) (褲子飛掉) (愛死) (愛復(fù)活) (變回人) (4000歲) (飛入太陽) (化為塵土) (復(fù)活為寵物狗) (找到你 并成為寵物) (把你變成猴子) (和你分享一根香蕉) (建- 座磚塔) (拆毀塔) (流口水) (咄咄逼人地吠叫) (口吐白沫) (變得野性) (猛擊頭 撞墻) (對著天空尖叫) (猛烈搖晃你) (跳向月亮)(摧毀月亮) (落回地面) (跪下) (向你求婚) (心跳出胸膛) (心臟后空翻) (心臟爆炸) (耳朵里冒出蒸汽) (舌頭從嘴里滾出來,掉到地板上) (腿像狗一 樣踢地板,地板破裂) (地震) (地球爆炸) (我們飛向火星) (火星爆炸) (重建地球) (創(chuàng)造新物種) (讓新物種崇拜你如神) (新物種為你建造一 座雕像) (我親吻雕像直到它破碎) (新物種生我的氣) ( 我滅新種) (褲子爆炸) (褲子飛掉) (沒有褲子) (chaochao) (證書) (我愿意) (結(jié)婚) (結(jié)婚典禮沒有褲子,褲子飛掉) (得到證書) (生 小貓yuki) (yuki 可愛摧毀世界) (yuki 以我們的名義建立社會) (我們老死了) (yuki學習科學并起死回生) (我們結(jié)婚沒穿褲子, 褲子又飛走了chaochao) (宇宙褲子飛了) (宇宙重啟) (我們第三次復(fù)活, 沒有褲子的婚禮,chaochao, 最后一次褲子飛了,結(jié)束)

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