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What's life like for you as a very handsome man?

作為一個(gè)非常英俊的男人，你的生活是什么樣的？

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Anonymous
Good when young.
Bad when old.
I was so handsome and exotic looking, I’d hear things like “you are the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen”
You know what this does to a man? well to me at least.
It makes him a womanizer.
I thought I could have any woman I want. And I did.
Why should I settle? This is fun!
I ran around like headless chicken with no regard for emotional connection. I was super hot and I used it to get what I want from girls. The majority of the girls I dated slept with me on the first date. Even ones that said they don’t even kiss on the first date. I had a gift!! girls were so easy…

年輕的時(shí)候很好。
老了就壞了。
我長(zhǎng)得很帥，很有異國(guó)情調(diào)，我會(huì)聽(tīng)到這樣的話：“你是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最漂亮的男人?！?br>你知道這對(duì)男人有什么影響嗎？至少對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)是這樣。
這會(huì)使他成為一個(gè)花花公子。
我想我可以擁有任何我想要的女人。我做到了。
我為什么要穩(wěn)定下來(lái)？生活這么有趣！
我像無(wú)頭雞一樣到處亂跑，絲毫不考慮感情上的聯(lián)系。我是超級(jí)性感，我用它來(lái)獲得我想要的女孩。我約會(huì)的大多數(shù)女孩在第一次約會(huì)時(shí)都會(huì)和我上床。即使是那些說(shuō)他們第一次約會(huì)都不接吻的人。我有天賦！！女孩們很容易上手……
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As I got older, everyone around me settled down but emotionally I couldn’t do it. I passed the age of 35 and I still couldn’t function in a regular relationship without thinking about being with someone else. I had become too addicted to lust. Love meant nothing. Love meant restrictions. Love meant not being able to use my super power of good looks any more. It was crippling.
When I was searching for a wife, I found myself asking myself “is she good looking enough to take me off the market when I’m in such high demand.” Yes I was that disgusting.

隨著年齡的增長(zhǎng)，我周?chē)拿總€(gè)人都安頓下來(lái)了，但在情感上我做不到。我已經(jīng)35歲了，我沒(méi)有想過(guò)要和別人在一起，無(wú)法和別人建立正常的聯(lián)系。我已經(jīng)對(duì)欲望上癮了。愛(ài)沒(méi)有任何意義。愛(ài)意味著限制。愛(ài)意味著不能再使用我的漂亮外表的超能力。這種行為有嚴(yán)重危害。
當(dāng)我在尋找妻子的時(shí)候，我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在問(wèn)自己：“她長(zhǎng)得漂亮嗎？當(dāng)我的需求如此之高的時(shí)候，她能把我從市場(chǎng)上帶走嗎？”是的，我真是太惡心了。

Today I’m paying for that. I’m lonely, and not loving it. I want to settle down but there isn’t many available 40 year olds to satisfy my lustful nature. They’re all either divorced with kids or dare I say “rejects” of the gene pool (I know disgusting again). Oh and one more thing…I’m not good looking anymore. Lost my hair, my skin sunk and the late nights caught up with me. Baggy eyes and gray all over. No girl looks at me like they once did.
If you’re a handsome man, make sure you build other qualities to back that up and settle down! don’t hurt any lady! I hurt so many and I know they would be happy I ended up like this. I hope they’re all doing well with someone who loves them and appreciates them.

今天我要為此付出代價(jià)。我很孤獨(dú)，我不喜歡它。我想安定下來(lái)，但沒(méi)有多少40歲的人可以滿足我好色的本性。他們要么離婚了還帶著一個(gè)孩子，要么我敢說(shuō)我從基因深處排斥她們（我知道，我又惡心了）。哦，還有一件事……我不再好看了。我的頭發(fā)掉了，皮膚暗沉了，熬夜的代價(jià)終于要買(mǎi)單了。眼袋大，全身灰白。沒(méi)有一個(gè)女孩像以前那樣看著我了。
如果你是一個(gè)英俊的男人，務(wù)必確保你建立了其他品質(zhì)來(lái)支持你的英俊，并安定下來(lái)！不要傷害任何女士！我傷了這么多人，我知道他們會(huì)很高興我得到這樣的結(jié)果。我希望他們和愛(ài)他們、欣賞他們的人相處得很好。

Anonymous
I was very fortunate to be a tall (6′5″) handsome man. I had a fun loving personality and women really enjoyed my company. I was living in California and had a girlfriend after college. The industry I was in was loaded with women. Many were my clients although I never slept with a client. At one point I thought monogamy was a piece of wood! Yes I had a girlfriend but in my twenties and not married, I was enjoying other women as well. And why shouldn’t I?? At one point I counted the woman I slept with and it was over 50! Not many compared to Wilt who claimed 20,000. Is 50 too many??

我很幸運(yùn)能成為一個(gè)高大（6英尺5英寸，1.9558米）的帥哥。我有一個(gè)有趣的性格，女人們真的很喜歡我的陪伴。我住在加利福尼亞，大學(xué)畢業(yè)后有一個(gè)女朋友。我所在的行業(yè)有很多女性。許多人是我的客戶，盡管我從未與客戶睡覺(jué)。我一度認(rèn)為一夫一妻制是收集木材！是的，我有一個(gè)女朋友，但在我二十幾歲還沒(méi)結(jié)婚的時(shí)候，我也喜歡其他女人。為什么我不應(yīng)該？？有一次我數(shù)了數(shù)和我睡覺(jué)的女人，結(jié)果超過(guò)了50！與聲稱(chēng) 20,000個(gè)的威爾特相比，數(shù)量不多。50個(gè)太多了嗎？

I was on a roll and this train would not stop. Finally at 32, I met my wife and settled down and grew past that immature phase. I was very respectful with all those ladies and they wanted it as much as I did. I would never pressure them or make them feel uncomfortable. The one thing I am glad about is that I waited until my 30’s to get married. I had met a girl in college and we were to be married after we finished school. I was so young, had no money, and was a womanizer. It never would have worked. She was my dream girl and 40 years later I still think about her alot. We were both way to young and needed to get out and experience life. I have been married for 25 years and am very happy with my wife and the way our lives have worked out. I still appreciate a beautiful woman but know that I can read the menu, I just can’t eat!

我正滾滾向前，這列火車(chē)不會(huì)停下來(lái)。終于在32歲的時(shí)候，我遇到了我的妻子，安頓了下來(lái)，度過(guò)了那個(gè)不成熟的階段。我對(duì)所有這些女士都很尊重，她們想要的就是我所做的。我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)給他們壓力，也不會(huì)讓他們感到不舒服。有一件事我很高興，那就是我一直等到30多歲才結(jié)婚。我曾經(jīng)在大學(xué)碰到過(guò)一個(gè)女孩，我們本計(jì)劃在畢業(yè)的時(shí)候結(jié)婚，但是我太年輕了，沒(méi)有錢(qián)，還是個(gè)風(fēng)流坯子。她是我的夢(mèng)中情人，40年后，我仍然很想念她。我們都是年輕人，需要走出去體驗(yàn)生活。我已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年了，我和我的妻子以及我們的生活方式都很幸福。我仍然很欣賞每個(gè)漂亮的女人，但我知道我能看菜單，但是我不能吃！