Warframe 原創(chuàng)笑話征集大賽候選列表（英文版）
笑話內(nèi)容來自官方論壇直播和活動(dòng)區(qū)
最近原創(chuàng)笑話征集大賽英文區(qū)進(jìn)入了投票階段，DE也選出了進(jìn)入投票階段的前10名笑話
雖然老外的笑話有些看著蠻尬的，不過我試著翻譯一下給大家了解一下英文區(qū)投稿的笑話。
為了怕我個(gè)人理解上的誤差，這次把原文也一起貼上來。如有不準(zhǔn)的或者補(bǔ)充的地方歡迎提出。
會(huì)在美東7月9日投票結(jié)束后正式選出獲勝者。到時(shí)候看看10個(gè)里面誰是獲勝者。
（（括號(hào)內(nèi)為個(gè)人的備注））
被選中的前10名
"Operator, I am sorry, happy, to report that all my good jokes Argon."?-?RoboJoe256
“指揮官，我很抱歉，高興地報(bào)告給您我所有的好笑話氬化了?！?-?RoboJoe256
"Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!"?-?HowWesWasOne
“指揮官，Ordis已經(jīng)和鑄造廠的AI指令交流過了。我想我們已經(jīng)鑄就了新的關(guān)系！” -?HowWesWasOne
"Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!"?-?Raozwire
“指揮官，您知道?Corpus 用哪根手指來數(shù)他們的錢嗎？是食指！”- Raozwire（（Index也有食指也有指數(shù)之場的意思。））
"Operator, the sentients won't laugh at my jokes!? Did they adapt to my humor?"?-?Edetha
“指揮官，Sentient 們覺得我的笑話不好笑！是他們適應(yīng)了我的幽默嗎？” -?Edetha
"Who is a cute Domestik Drone? *Glitch voice*?You are that’s who!?Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there." -?Steregrin
“誰是一個(gè)可愛的內(nèi)務(wù)無人機(jī)？*信號(hào)雜音*您就是！哦，指揮官，Ordis沒看到您在這兒?！?- Steregrin
*Frame Fighter Noises* “sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off."?-?L1ghtning_
*戰(zhàn)甲霸王的噪音*“抱歉，Ordis應(yīng)該把聲音關(guān)掉玩的。” - L1ghtning_
"Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again." -?Shelneroth
“指揮官，我收到一個(gè)求救信號(hào)……哦不，又是?Corpus?為了避開垃圾信息過濾器在用緊急頻率發(fā)的廣告?！?- Shelneroth
"Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that."?-?Corvus-115
“敲擊聲！……這時(shí)候是誰會(huì)在外面一直敲？！指揮官，我不認(rèn)為您應(yīng)該去回應(yīng)”?- Corvus-115 （（看起來像是鬼片））
"Operator! I have wonderful news, your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible."?-?GenoBeast1910
“指揮官！我有一個(gè)令人高興的消息，您的氬結(jié)晶要過期了！快用他們您這個(gè)浪費(fèi)東西的-我建議您盡快用起來?！?- GenoBeast1910
(After returning from the rail jack): "Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that ? ? ?other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think ? ? ?that?"?-?GizMax
(在回到航道星艦后)：“指揮官，您會(huì)同意我-消滅-與其它中樞說話嗎？不，我不是嫉妒，為啥您會(huì)這么想？”?- GizMax
榮譽(yù)提名
"Ordis would tell you more about the Corpus, Operator, but you do not seem... invested. Perhaps another time?" - demishock?
“Ordis 想要跟您說說更多關(guān)于 Corpus 的事情，指揮官，但你看起來沒有.......投資過?；蛟S下次再說？”??- demishock
"Operator, what do the Corpus call tax evasion? A false profit." - Cthulhumon?
“指揮官，Corpus 是怎么稱呼避稅的？是變?cè)炖??！?- Cthulhumon?
"Oh, Operator! I'm so glad to see your back. I'm glad to see all your other sides too!" - JaloopyManwich?
“哦指揮官！我很高興看到您回來了。我也很高興看到您別的一面也回來了！”?- JaloopyManwich（（估計(jì)指的是戰(zhàn)甲和本人都平安回來的意思吧？））
"Operator, have you heard the joke about landing crafts? Don't worry, it's over your head." - DazWolfe?
“指揮官，您有聽過關(guān)于登陸艇的笑話嗎？不要擔(dān)心，它就在您頭上?！?- DazWolfe?
"Operator, your Warframe is the kavat’s meow." - RegnilLord?
“指揮官，您的 Warframe?是庫娃的喵叫。” - RegnilLord
"Operator! What do you call an [OBLITERATED] eliminated corrupted? Null and Void!" - KorbashKrull
“指揮官！您怎么稱呼一名[已刪除]已經(jīng)消滅的墮落者？虛無和虛空！”?- KorbashKrull
"Operator, have a small reminder to keep your friends close, and your enemies gri-near." - PineTreeGuy?
“指揮官，小提醒一下記得和您的朋友保持親密，還有你的敵人 gri-緊密?”（（同Grineer 的發(fā)音））- PineTreeGuy?
"Operator, Ordis was wondering all night where the sun had gone… Then it dawned on me." - Misery_216
“指揮官，Ordis 一整夜在尋思在太陽消失后......就會(huì)在我上面破曉。” - Misery_216
"Operator!? May I suggest fishing For...tuna?" - thantik
“指揮官！我建議您去釣金槍魚？”（（把福爾圖娜拆開來的玩笑））- thantik
"A message for me?! Oh, it looks like it’s for you, Operator." - Guess the Meme
“給我的消息？！哦，看起來是給您的，指揮官?！?- Guess the Meme
"Operator, does it feel drafty in here? Must be the solar winds..." - Darth Ordis
“指揮官，是不是覺得這里通風(fēng)良好？一定是太陽風(fēng)的關(guān)系......” - Darth Ordis
"Operator, what do you call a greedy corpse? A Corpus!" - Tunnelblur
“指揮官，您是怎么稱呼一名貪婪的尸體的？是?Corpus?。ā?（Corpus?和尸體Corpse一個(gè)音））- Tunnelblur
"Ordis sees all these ExPLOOOssssIONS… and wonders… is the Operator having a blast?" - MasterRJ
“Ordis 看到這些爆爆爆爆爆炸炸......尋思著.......指揮官是不是有個(gè)爆炸物？”?- MasterRJ
簡體中文區(qū)的笑話應(yīng)該也進(jìn)入簡體中文團(tuán)隊(duì)投票階段了，不過沒有放出誰被選中投票了，同樣也是美東夏令時(shí)間 7 月 9 日截止投票。。。。。。
