A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

一男一女卷入了一場車禍。兩人各自開的車都完全撞毀了，而他們卻都奇跡般地毫發(fā)無傷。

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars, there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

他倆從殘骸中爬出來之后，女人說，“哇哦，看看咱倆的車，撞得什么都沒了！上帝保佑，我們還都好好的。這一定是他老人家顯靈了，告訴我們要成為朋友，不要試圖在彼此之間推卸責(zé)任?！?/p>

The man replies, "Oh, yes, I agree with you completely."

男人回答，“哦，對的，我完全同意你?！?/p>

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

女人指了指地上的一個(gè)瓶子說道，“這兒還有另外一個(gè)奇跡呢。不知道為什么，我放車后座這瓶威士忌沒摔碎?？隙ㄊ巧系巯胱屛覀儼堰@瓶威士忌喝掉來慶祝好運(yùn)?！?/p>

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

于是她把瓶子遞給男人。男人點(diǎn)頭以示同意，為了壓壓驚，他打開瓶子一口氣喝下三分之一。然后他把它遞還給女人。女人接過瓶子，立刻把瓶蓋蓋上，然后還給男人。

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

男人問，“你不喝點(diǎn)兒嗎？”

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police……"

女人回答，“不了，我看我就等著警察來就好了……”

昨日謎題答案：

The first person begins by dividing the cake into two pieces.

Then the second person chooses which piece they will take. This means both sides will be satisfied.

第一個(gè)人切，第二個(gè)人選，絕對公平。大家都滿意。

至于評論區(qū)其他答案。。。以后跟他們一起吃東西要小心。

今日謎題：

In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?