oxford graduate

? become extremely productive, disliking wasting your day through idleness or procrastination. you are indefatigable when it comes to your research, studying and work, everything you do results in huge benefits for either your mind, body or future.
? develop connections with people who help you achieve your ambitions and aspirations, presenting you with countless opportunities to develop.
? without hesitation, you are immediately accepted into your desired educational institute, receiving a full-ride scholarship and access to helpful facilities, resources and amenities. your circumstances have modified themselves to allow you to accept and enroll into your position at your future school.
? work exceptionally under pressure, producing stellar and ingenious results, assignments and projects within time constraints and otherwise. stress only manages to draw out unsurpassable and outstanding outcomes.
? possess extreme quantitative reasoning, being fully able to apply mathematical concepts, equations and methods through practical uses in the surrounding world.
? consistently maintain perfect scores and an awe-inspiring grade average throughout your time in academia. your grades pose no threats to your overall mental health, being free of the need and yearning for academic validation.
? develop exemplary time management skills, weaving your schedule expertly in order to fully incorporate all your desired activities and accomplish your daily goals. you possess immense self-discipline when it comes to your academics, receiving profound satisfaction from studying, revision and further reading on educational subjects.
? an immense numerical aptitude, intuitively and on a microscopic level connecting with numbers and mathematical concepts wholly and fully understanding how they work and their functions, being ingenious, smart and extremely inventive in mathematics, solving and doing mathematical calculations and operations in your mind instantaneously.
? readily and swiftly advance within your courses/subjects, mastering and completing months’ worth of learning material and information in merely a couple days. you absorb and accumulate information easily and remarkably faster than the average person, resulting in you being knowledgeable in various areas and departments – a true polymath.
? possess a brilliantly gifted and prodigious way of thinking, fully comprehending information and analysing it instantaneously so as to produce and form inquisitive and erudite questions and inquiries that could make even the greatest minds ponder them intensively.
? as a natural, compelling and charismatic speaker, your voice memorable and clear with superlative intonations and clever, fluid inflections. the volume of your voice is balanced and leveled, allowing people to hear whenever desired, regardless of hearing range.
? understand and attain an intuitive comprehension of your desired subjects and academic areas, being an absolute virtuoso in the fields of mathematics, engineering, physics and psychology. the ability to summarise and minimise seemingly complex and difficult information into digestible bits is innate.
? reason both logically and creatively, seeing the technical and spatially relative aspects of discussions relating the mathematics, technology and engineering. your spatial aptitude is stupendous and extremely astute, your observations in STEM-related fields being immensely insightful, whether metaphysical or within logical reasoning.
? your innate method of thinking is abstract and intellectual, holding interest in theories and speculative concepts, striving vigorously to solve and advance your fields in hopes of reaching the singularity. you analyse information inventively and fascinatingly, with an authentic yet ingenious manner, conceptualising ideas and fixed notions through comprehensive analogies, anecdotes and metaphors.
? transcendental, advanced and incisive brain with superior functioning and anatomical formations; your neural regions are extremely and brilliantly formed with a colossal, astronomically large prefrontal cortex and excellently tuned, heightened, rapid and convalescent synapses and neurons that compute and process information at speed faster than determined light. (exag.)
? possess an eidetic memory, allowing you to memorise broad and extensive amounts of knowledge, images and sounds with recollection that is inherently faultless and impressive. memory is improved exponentially.
? master the method of loci, successfully developing a mind palace replicated after your desired location’s layout, being able to use this ability to its full potential and capacity.
? symptoms of myopia are cleared and repaired with your eyes becoming immune to refracting light rays incorrectly and their overall length shortening to a healthy degree, alongside this all effects of astigmatism are also erased, allowing light rays to meet at a common focus with a fixed, even spherical ocular curvature.
? greatly observant, perspicacious and keen-eyed, noticing and recognising every planck-sized, nanoscopic detail whilst remaining vigilant of your surroundings and environment.
? extremely sagacious, critical and shrewd, your natural superior discernment allows you to make wise, cautious decisions with minimal contemplation.
? read texts, regardless of quantity, length or complexity, at an alarmingly fast rate beyond human comprehension. however ironically so, you comprehend this information fully and simultaneously without need for further rumination.
desired, permanent results.