視頻在這：【"超燃！《羅剎海市》英文版首播，外國人聽后直接失控！"-嗶哩嗶哩】 https://b23.tv/dGfBxBF? ? ? ?（BV1Nj411r74h）

視頻里太機械了，盡最大能力優(yōu)化一下，略微有一點意境，請外國網(wǎng)友看了，起碼他能理解意思

（Try my hands on this with more human and less machine translation）

: From a place called Rosa, 26,000 miles east of here had to cross the vast terrain of muddy smelly swamplands just to reach a river of Fortune Hill the river flows through a place called the Sleazy Camp remember the Sleazy Camp run by a pimp called MaHu. His lady was famous amongst the decadent neighborhood, carrying a nickname with drooping earlobes touching her shoulders and a 3-nostrils nose turns her back before she speaks, very rude. Every day she spends her time hatching eggs in her den all her admirers are old folks already past their prime, while she kept imagining she was a chicken But that MaHu guy doesn't know he's actually a donkey Nor YuBird knows she's actually a chicken GoLan always pretends he was classy remembering only his eunuch's glamorous lifestyles in the past Ai ai Ya! Then came a young man from the West, called Marchi so handsome and charismatic, descendent from old China He does things for the sake of others, fighting the wind and riding waves Like a dragon caught in shallow waters, struggling in dangerous land He realized the land of Rosa is a reversal of the outside world MaHu loves to listen to YuBird's songs Like a local cock that crows at midnight, pretending it was responsible for announcing sunrises. As if on half a door's lintel framed with true love like hypocrites it painted the black-skinned ghost with red wings like wearing green on the chicken's crest and gold bracelets on its feet But everyone knows eggs gotten from coal pits will always beget black chicks no matter how one vigorously washes it, it still remains looking dirty. MaHu doesn't know he is actually a donkey nor YuBird knows she would always remain a chicken. How could anyone picture hogs and hounds appearing in halls of grandeur Who would use shoe horns as if they were court tokens Ai ai Ya! Like hypocrites, he painted the black-skinned ghost with red wings like wearing green on the chicken's crest and gold bracelets on its feet But everyone knows eggs gotten from coal pits will always beget black chicks no matter how one vigorously washes it, it still remains looking dirty One would love from the heart, but hearts could carry good or bad intentions Love could appear in hundreds of ways but could carry thousands of bad intentions Girls meant good but might not always come out good like wasps sting on their tails Like a merchant from Europe of the West Begot a son called Ludwig Wittgenstein he explained the concept behind MaHu the donkey, YuBird the chicken Was MaHu really a donkey or YuBird really a chicken? That donkey was a chicken or the chicken was a donkey? Which one is it? That chicken was a donkey or that donkey was a chicken? That MaHu, and YuBird have become the fundamental problem of us humanity