第一場(chǎng): EG vs MAD

GAME 1:
Score is now 1-7
EU so weak to Brazil, it was inevitiable
- MAD just doing it for the memes
- Four melee into aatrox is the real meme
- The best G2 roster(wunder, jankos, caps, perkz, mikyx) is also 1-7 against chinese teams.
現(xiàn)在比分是1-7，面對(duì)巴西，我們EU還是不夠強(qiáng)啊，這結(jié)果是無(wú)法避免的 (* EG面對(duì)歐洲隊(duì)伍目前戰(zhàn)績(jī)?yōu)?-7，這句話是玩2014年世界杯半決賽巴西恥辱1-7輸給德國(guó)的梗，即“我們打你們居然還能輸一分說(shuō)明還不夠強(qiáng)”)
- MAD就是為了復(fù)刻經(jīng)典
- 4近戰(zhàn)打劍魔才是經(jīng)典 (河道劍魔.gif)
- G2歷史最強(qiáng)陣容打lpl也是1-7呢

Up until the moment they lost, they were losing
- Losing since champ select.
- Damn gnar in a robot doesn't seem so strong. Maybe if they get gnar in a dinasour suit it goes better for them?
直到他們輸比賽的那一刻，他們也一直在輸
- 從BP開(kāi)始就輸了
- 尼瑪，這納爾高達(dá)不中用啊，要不還是給他整個(gè)小恐龍皮吧(MAD上單Armut是納爾絕活哥，本場(chǎng)比賽選了個(gè)蘭博)

Where were you when EG beat an EU team
I was sitting at home huffing hopium when Markz ring
“EG is 1-7 against EU”
“Yes”
EG擊敗EU隊(duì)伍的時(shí)候你在干嘛？
Markz給我打電話的時(shí)候我正在家學(xué)習(xí)樂(lè)觀精神 (Markz是LCS的解說(shuō))
“EG打EU交手戰(zhàn)績(jī)1- 7”
“好耶! ”

No EU team beats EG 8 games in a row
- If anyone was gonna mess up the record it was gonna be MAD we all knew it:D
沒(méi)有歐洲隊(duì)伍能連斬EG 8把！
- 如果有隊(duì)伍整活把紀(jì)錄毀了那肯定是MAD了，懂得都懂:D

mad just stay the fuck away from baron pls
MAD求求了，別惦記你內(nèi)大龍了！

NAmen
信NA，得永生

GAME 2:
I didn't know I was watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
- Jojo's Bizarre Mid Gap
- JoJo 's sett worlds skin incoming with ton of Mudas
我還以為在看JoJo的奇妙冒險(xiǎn)呢
- JoJo的奇妙中單差距
- 提前預(yù)定一個(gè)JoJo的瑟提皮膚，語(yǔ)音是“木大木大木大”

Adventure.
i knew Jojo would dif nisqy but not this hard holy shit nesquick is fckin horrible, one of the biggest choker on stage
- Flashback to when Nisqy lost lane as Lucian to Bjergsen’s Zilean LUL.
- It's the nisqy we remember from NA
- Nisqy was a boss in NA
- Not at worlds he wasn't
我知道Jojo和Nisqy有差距，但我沒(méi)想到差距有這么大。Nesquick(與Nisqy發(fā)音相似的一種雀巢巧克力粉)也太菜了，讓人窒息
- 我開(kāi)始回放他盧仙打不過(guò)比爾森時(shí)光的畫(huà)面了
- Nisqy在NA的時(shí)候就是這樣的了
- 他在NA明明很無(wú)敵
- 一到世界賽就軟腳

EU MVP vs Fortnite player, it is what we all expected
EU的常規(guī)賽MVP 對(duì)陣堡壘之夜玩家，毫不意外呢
(EG中單Jojopyun是前堡壘之夜職業(yè)選手)

really wonder what happened off-cam. Did they actually let themselves get zoned 1v4?
MAD this game be like "Oh fuck guys is jojo"
- i really wonder what happened off-cam. Did they actually let themselves get zoned 1v4?
MAD這場(chǎng)比賽的縮影：兄弟們Jojo在這呢！
- 我很在意線下發(fā)生了什么，他們不會(huì)真被Jojo一個(gè)人破防了吧？

Qualifies for Worlds without winning a single BO ?√
LEC "MVP" mid gapped by a native NA midlaner ?√
Gets completely shitstomped by a team that was 0-7 against EU ?√
一場(chǎng)BO5都不贏進(jìn)世界賽 √
LEC的MVP中單被NA土著打出差距 √
被一個(gè)面對(duì)EU 0-7的隊(duì)伍當(dāng)豬殺 √

I know the team is called Lions but I expected the players to at least be human.
我知道這隊(duì)伍名叫獅子，但我希望他們比賽起碼當(dāng)個(gè)人

Draft diff, mid diff, top diff, bot diff, jungle diff, mid diff (had to say it again) region diff. I’m never going to recover from this
bp差距，中路差距，下路差距，打野差距，中單差距(再?gòu)?qiáng)調(diào)一遍！)賽區(qū)差距。這場(chǎng)比賽要對(duì)我產(chǎn)生永久的心靈損傷了

GAME 3:
At the airport rn, wondering if maybe the bias against NA was true???
We will shut down the sub again if you don't :^)
Thank you very much <3
- Could atleast return the favor to EU and close the subreddit too now
- LMAO
管理員：人在機(jī)場(chǎng)，現(xiàn)在很好奇大家對(duì)NA的偏見(jiàn)是否屬實(shí)呢- 貼了英雄聯(lián)盟板塊世界賽普查問(wèn)卷
如果你們不瘋狂發(fā)帖讓服務(wù)器崩潰的話，我們會(huì)再次鎖版哦?:^)
謝謝各位 <3
- 至少憐愛(ài)一下EU，現(xiàn)在也把版面鎖了吧
- 笑得想死
(前情提要：Day1的時(shí)候EG輸給FNC后英雄聯(lián)盟板塊被鎖了，被很多人質(zhì)疑是因?yàn)镹A輸了所以鎖版搞特權(quán))

Good guys EG quickly 3-0ing MAD so that EU fans can go to sleep at a normal time
- EG not so evil afterall
- good night EU <3
- Sleep tight! Don’t let the jojopyun bite!
- ...why not. He can nibble on me anytime he wants tbh
EG好溫柔，為了讓EU粉絲不用熬夜，打了個(gè)3-0
- 他們終究還是不夠”Evil (邪惡)”
- EU晚安安 <3
- 睡個(gè)好覺(jué)！別做夢(mèng)夢(mèng)到Jojopyun咬人
- …也不是不行啊。他什么時(shí)候想咬我我都可以！

given how much I've seen MAD get disowned in comments these last few days I'm not sure how many EU "fans" were watching this series
鑒于最近看論壇EU粉絲已經(jīng)把MAD切割了，我不好說(shuō)有多少EU粉在看這場(chǎng)系列賽

This FORTNITE kid will gap your mid.
- Dio fortnite skin when
這個(gè)堡壘之夜玩家會(huì)打爆你們的中單(現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的海報(bào))

Is that really it, if Elyoya can't carry they lose? Man, so disappointing from MAD, but respect to EG.
真是這樣嗎？Elyoya不C他們就贏不了。MAD太讓人失望了，EG打得好！

第二場(chǎng): DFM vs RNG

GAME 1:
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW 5%ERS AT
- THE COIN HAS SPOKEN!
- The coin did me dirty ffs, auto picked RNG
- REPORTING IN
- I intend my pickems for the memes, now I unironically have (a little) hope
昨天相信DFM的5%在哪里！
- 我的骰子已經(jīng)做出了指引
- 我被搞了，我預(yù)測(cè)的時(shí)候它自動(dòng)選了RNG
- 正在報(bào)道！
- 我本來(lái)是為了搞效果選了DFM，現(xiàn)在我倒是真的抱有那么一丟丟希望了

Yearly LPL reality check coming in early.
今年的LPL翻車來(lái)得早了些

Maybe group A was just too cracked
不會(huì)是A組太強(qiáng)了吧

If DFM somehow pull this off, it's gonna be the biggest Bo5 upset in Worlds history.
- even just this one game win is one of the biggest upsets at worlds already
- y'all think EU is angry at MAD? Just wait till those Weibo reaction threads
如果DFM最后能贏下來(lái)，是不是有史以來(lái)世界賽最大的爆冷
- 其實(shí)第一小局就已經(jīng)是了
- 你們以為EU粉絲對(duì)MAD失利的表現(xiàn)算是很生氣了？等著看看微博是怎么噴的

Honestly if DFM manage to do the impossible and close out 2 more games it will absolutely make up for my dissapointment in MAD.
說(shuō)實(shí)話，如果DFM再拿下兩局完成了不可能完成的任務(wù)，那就治愈了我被MAD傷透的心。

DFM HYPE TRAIN LEAVING THE STATION, CHOO CHOO
DFM起飛咯，蕪湖

This series seems closer than EG vs MAD lmao
這個(gè)系列賽看著比EG打MAD要焦灼些，哈哈

If you'd told me this morning that DFM would win more games vs RNG than MAD did vs EG I would've said "sounds about MAD"
如果你今早告訴我DFM能比MAD多贏一局，我是不信的

GAME 2:
It's only Playins and I'm already sick of the Aatrox lmao.
- can breathe just find a bug that would disable aatrox please
- The bug is that teams aren't banning him after trying to counter him with 10 different champions.
- whos next? vayne?
but tbh you have to be a madman to pick kennen into a lpl/lck team...
這才只是入圍賽我就已經(jīng)看膩劍魔了，無(wú)語(yǔ)
- 呼吸哥能發(fā)現(xiàn)個(gè)劍魔bug把這東西ban了不
- 這個(gè)bug就是所有隊(duì)伍寧可用上10個(gè)不同的英雄去counter他都不愿意ban他的劍魔
- 接下來(lái)選誰(shuí)？VN？其實(shí)面對(duì)LPL/LCK隊(duì)伍選凱南已經(jīng)很勇了…

Aatrox eclipse diff
星蝕劍魔太超模了

Breathe and Xiahou and just like Humanoid and Upset, carrying 3 animals to the finish line
呼吸和小虎有FNC雙C那味了，拖著3個(gè)廢物前進(jìn)

RNG are not swimming home yet.
RNG暫時(shí)不用游回家了

How am I so invested in this series.
我居然看這個(gè)系列賽看得如此投入

Gala has been disappointing so far this tournament, topside is carrying RNG super hard.
the worst part is that this is suposed to be his meta Kaisa, Aphelios and Trist
GALA世界賽的表現(xiàn)令人失望，RNG現(xiàn)在全靠上路carry
- 明明是他的版本，卡莎，厄斐琉斯，小炮

Still a more fun game than I was willing to hope for before the series started
比我賽前預(yù)期得要精彩多了

all these “LPL overrated” takes after game 1 are gonna age like milk
People expected a 3-0. If it's a 3-1 they were overrated.
we had to get our memes in before it was too late
第一局急著說(shuō)“LPL被高估了”的小黑子們很快就安靜了呢
- 本來(lái)以為會(huì)是一個(gè)3-0. 3-1就代表他們被高估了
- 咱還是趁早整活吧，過(guò)會(huì)(RNG)贏了就沒(méi)機(jī)會(huì)了

GAME 3:
I liked the part where gala cleansed sejuani ult.
GALA的凈化解豬妹大真是賞心悅目

1.you have the better scaling comp
2.despite logic, you still decide to go for aggro plays in early game
3.you fumble every one of them, including a 2v1 dive with a trynda
4.you get snowballed to death
what the fuck was that, DFM?
Also good lord, stop banning Vi and start banning this fucking Aatrox. how many more attempts at trying to "counterpick" do we have to see fail until teams understand to ban that shit?
- There's just no way you actually think Aatrox did anything in this game...
- Aatrox was facetanking the entire DFM, did you not watch the game ?
- It’s reddit
- he was huge as a frontline for RNG so yes
1.你的陣容更后期
2.但你無(wú)腦選擇在前期進(jìn)攻
3.并且每次進(jìn)攻都組織得很粗糙，包括帶著蠻王2v1越塔
4.然后被滾雪球輸?shù)?br>DFM，你在干神魔？
還有我的老天鵝，能不能別ban蔚了，去ban劍魔啊！到底要試著counter劍魔輸多少把才意識(shí)到要ban這破玩意？
- 其實(shí)這把和劍魔關(guān)系不大
- 這把全靠劍魔抗傷害，你眼瞎了嗎？
- Reddit的游戲理解是這樣的
- 他作為RNG的前排有大作用的

Someone tell evi what armor penetration does please
來(lái)個(gè)人告訴evi穿甲是干嘛用的謝謝

If only you could ban summoner spells
要是能ban掉召喚師技能就好了

GAME 4:
Game 2 really fucked with their mental with so many misplays and macro mistakes by DFM.
第二把確實(shí)把DFM心態(tài)打崩了，好幾撥犯病和操作失誤

The power of anime wasn’t enough Sadge
- Turns out it was not daijobu...
? Sadge
- In the end, anime wasn't real.
- Look on the bright side, they took more games off RNG than Evil Geniuses. Arigato DFM
二次元的力量還是不夠啊，惱
- 原來(lái)并不是“大丈夫“(沒(méi)關(guān)系)啊, 悲
- 二次元終究不是真實(shí)的
- 往好的方面想，他們比EG贏得多(EG在MSI被RNG零封了)。謝謝DFM！

Props to DFM, they put up a much better fight against LPL than EU did against NA.
為DFM鼓掌，他們面對(duì)LPL的表現(xiàn)比EU面對(duì)NA要好多了

Felt like the last game was RNG punishing DFM for that Game 1 loss.
- DFM woke RNG up with that first game win
- DFM were still doing well in game 2 up until they threw. They were up 3k gold before 20 minutes on a scaling comp and they chain fed.
感覺(jué)最后一把RNG是在讓DFM償還第一局的勝利
- 第一把徹底喚醒了RNG
- DFM第二把白給之前發(fā)揮得也很好。他們前20分鐘領(lǐng)先3千經(jīng)濟(jì)，手握后期陣容，結(jié)果葫蘆娃救爺爺了

TFW the series between Japan, a minor region, and the reigning MSI champs was closer and more interesting than the series between NA’s 3rd seed and EU’s 4th seed
- The gap is closing (between JP and CN)
怎么感覺(jué)LJL，一個(gè)外卡賽區(qū)，和統(tǒng)治MSI的RNG之間的比賽更焦灼和有趣，反觀NA3號(hào)種子和EU4號(hào)種子
- 距離在拉近(指日本和中國(guó))

RNGs demise was greatly exaggerated.
Good shit from DFM though.
RNG的失利被夸大了
不過(guò)DFM打得很不錯(cuò)了

apparently the previous games made DFM so frustrated that they just decided to run it HARD this game
what i just witnessed was cyberbullying
- Ming surviving ten times with like 10 HP would have tilted me hard, too
- yutapon diving under tower only for ming to stopwatch actually gave me physical pain
顯然前面幾局對(duì)DFM的打擊很大，他們決定這把要硬碰硬
最后一局簡(jiǎn)直是網(wǎng)絡(luò)暴力
- Ming每次都絲血逃生引起不適
- yutapon跳到塔里結(jié)果ming開(kāi)了金身看得我頭皮發(fā)麻

DFM can hold their heads high after this series, they made it closer than anyone could have expected. o7
DFM雖敗猶榮，他們超出了所有人的預(yù)期，致敬！

I knew DFM would lose but damn, something about it is so upsetting :( Yaharong really tried man
雖然DFM輸比賽在我的意料之中，但還是蜜汁郁悶:( Yaharong真的盡力了

It's always fun to see people rooting for LPL to fail and then watching them get disappointed when it doesn't happen
就喜歡看有些人指著LPL輸比賽最后失望的樣子

RNG be like "Nice, that was a great warm-up - when do we play?!"
RNG:“嗯，不錯(cuò)的熱身，接下來(lái)怎么說(shuō)?”

First 2 games were fun sadly the hype train derailed so soon.
前兩局很有意思，可惜剛燥起來(lái)就墜機(jī)了

https://nga.178.com/read.php?&tid=33740155