(日更)看笑話,猜謎語(yǔ),學(xué)英語(yǔ) 2020.3.16


Some ways to turn men down:
一些拒絕男人的方式:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
他:可以請(qǐng)你喝一杯嗎?
She: Actually,?I'd rather have the money.
她:其實(shí),我更愿意你直接把錢給我。
He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
他:我是一位攝影師。我一直在尋找一張您這樣的臉龐。
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
她:我是一位整形外科的醫(yī)生。我一直在尋找一張您這樣的臉龐。
He: Your face must turn a few heads.
他:您的容貌定會(huì)引來(lái)幾分注目。
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
她:而您的容貌定會(huì)引來(lái)幾分反胃。
He: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
他:我在什么地方見(jiàn)過(guò)你嗎?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
她:是啊,所以那些地方我再也沒(méi)去過(guò)。
He: If I could see you?in bikinis, I'd die happy.
他:如果我能看到你穿比基尼的樣子,我會(huì)高興死的。
She: If I saw you?in bikinis, I'd probably die laughing.
她:如果我看到你穿比基尼的樣子,我可能會(huì)笑死的。
He: I want to give myself to you.
他:我要把我自己獻(xiàn)給你。
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
她:不好意思,我不接受便宜的禮物。
He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
他:我們是不是約過(guò)一次會(huì)?還是約過(guò)兩次?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
她:肯定約過(guò)一次會(huì)。我從來(lái)不犯同樣的錯(cuò)誤。

昨日謎語(yǔ)答案:
12 .?問(wèn)一年有多少個(gè)月有28天,當(dāng)然所有月都有了。?

今日謎語(yǔ):
Who is bigger:?Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?