部分摘自localhost-8080博客，她和Matrix67已經(jīng)4年沒(méi)有更新了，希望他們幸福。翻成中文也有笑點(diǎn)的幾則由我翻譯且附上了原文。

1，A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says,?"We don't serve neutrinos in here."The neutrino says ,"I was just passing through."

一個(gè)中微子走進(jìn)酒吧。酒保說(shuō)：“我們不接待中微子的?！敝形⒆踊卮鸬溃骸拔抑皇锹愤^(guò)而已?！?/p>

2，A male magnet enters a bar, walks up to a female magnet and says, "From yourbackside I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I?find you quite attractive.?"

一男磁鐵走進(jìn)一家酒吧，走到一女磁鐵面前說(shuō)，“從身后看，我還以為你很令人反感，不過(guò)看到你的正臉以后，我倒覺(jué)得你很吸引人。”

3，定積分走進(jìn)了一個(gè)酒吧，點(diǎn)10扎啤酒。酒保問(wèn)，“你能喝這么多嗎?”定積分答，“嗯，我清楚我的極限?！?/p>

4，一個(gè)酒吧走進(jìn)了一個(gè)交換代數(shù)學(xué)家( commutative algebraist )。

5，無(wú)限多個(gè)數(shù)學(xué)家走進(jìn)了酒吧，第一個(gè)點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒，第二個(gè)點(diǎn)了半杯，第三個(gè)1/4杯，第四個(gè)1/8杯.. ..酒保不耐煩的倒了兩整杯給他們。

6，-為了到馬路對(duì)過(guò)去 -為什么快子（超光速的粒子）要過(guò)馬路？

然后是一些不太能翻成英文的雙關(guān)笑話，如果有好的idea請(qǐng)務(wù)必提出～

7，A superconductor（超導(dǎo)體）walks into a bar. The bartender says," we don't serve?superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance（抵抗/電阻）.

8，"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ""Because he has no guts（腸子/膽子）."

9，A?duck walks into a bar, orders a beer, and tells the bartender, put it on my bill（賬單/喙）.

10，A dyslexic（閱讀障礙癥）?man walked into a bra.

不夠好笑？這里有一則大招：

一個(gè)拉丁學(xué)者走進(jìn)一個(gè)酒吧，要點(diǎn)"martinus"。酒保問(wèn)，"你是說(shuō)martini吧?"?學(xué)者氣憤的說(shuō), "我想要兩杯以上的話會(huì)直接管你要的!"