整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括全劇情中英文文本——各種不同酒觸發(fā)的不同對話選項與劇情分支走向，以及Jill在家里的每日手機(jī)資訊。會有部分對話刪減，重點提名某小可愛和某主播。

　　萌新可從零開始，若是對幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。

Jill在家————

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The Augmented Eye————?

Kira Miki?Blog————

Jill：晚上好。

Jill: G'evening.

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Gillian：哼……哼嗯嗯嗯……

Gillian: Hm... hmhmhm...

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Jill：Gil……你在哼的是“Shine Spark”？

Jill: Gil... are you humming Shine Spark?

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Gillian：??！嗨，Jill。

Gillian: Ah! Hey, Jill.

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Jill：你還好嗎？你是不是戀愛了？

Jill: Are you okay? Are you in love maybe?

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Gillian：嗯？沒有沒有，我挺好的。

Gillian: Hm? Nothing of the sort. I'm fine.

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Jill：好吧……

Jill: Right...

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：不，說真的，你跟誰上床了？

Jill: No, seriously. Did you fu【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k?

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Jill： 男人只有剛從床上下來才會高興成這樣。

Jill: Men only get so happy after they've fu【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ked.

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Gillian：我沒有……

Gillian: That's not...

Jill：哦天哪，你絕對上床了。

Jill: Oh my god, you totally fuc【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ed.

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Jill：是Alma嗎？你跟她玩“天堂七分鐘”去了？

Jill: Was it Alma? Did you have seven minutes in heaven with her?

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Gillian：不，我沒有……

Gillian: No, I didn't...

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Jill：無論如何都恭喜你了！上次你這么高興還是……呃……好像就沒有過。

Jill: In any case, congratulations! I haven't seen you this happy since... well... never.

?【第四天灌醉chan后的劇情，她會提前出現(xiàn)】

Streaming-chan：今天的大越軌行動將會重返一個熟悉的老地方……

Streaming-chan: Today's escapades will bring us to a familiar place and...

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Jill：該死。

Jill: shit.

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Jill：Gil， 我出去了，我得……

Jill: Gil, I'm out, I'm gonna...

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Streaming-chan：別想跑，平胸調(diào)酒師小姐！你是不是真叫這個啊。

Streaming-chan: Not so fast, Flat Bartender! If that's even your real name.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Streaming-chan：上次我昏過去的時候，在線觀眾數(shù)量出現(xiàn)了奇怪的高峰。

Streaming-chan: Last time, my viewership had a weird peak while I was passed out.

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Streaming-chan：所以我這次就來找是什么讓人們這么感興趣啦！

Streaming-chan: So I'm here to find out what made people so interested!

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Streaming-chan：……

Streaming-chan: ...

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Gillian：……誒？

Gillian: ...eh?

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Streaming-chan：嗯……

Streaming-chan: Hmhm...

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Gillian：我臉上有什么東西嗎？

Gillian: Do I have something in my face?

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Streaming-chan：這哥們絕對剛跟誰上過床。

Streaming-chan: This guy totally fuc?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??d.

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Streaming-chan：絕對沒錯，看他流露的這種眼神。

Streaming-chan: No doubt about it. That gleam in his eyes is unmistakable.

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Gillian：……

Gillian: ...

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Jill：*嘆氣* 算了，收斂些就好。

Jill: *sigh* Whatever. Just keep it down.

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Dana：啊Jill，你在這……

Dana: Ah Jill, you're he-...

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Dana：這不是兩周前那個喝得爛醉的女孩嗎？

Dana: Isn't that the passed out girl from two weeks ago?

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Streaming-chan：就當(dāng)我不存在！

Streaming-chan: I'm not here!

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Dana：哦，抱歉。

Dana: Oh, sorry.

?【第四天沒有灌醉ｃｈａｎ后的劇情】

Dana：你好啊， Jill。

Dana: Hello, Jill.

Dana：這個給你， Gil。

Dana: This is for you, Gil.

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Gillian：這個是……？

Gillian: And this is...?

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Dana：“Sunshine Stone”的拷貝。你最近不停地哼這破歌，所以干脆給你搞一張。

Dana: A copy of Sunshine Stone. You've been humming that shit non-stop, so here you go.

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Gillian：嗯……好吧，謝謝。

Gillian: Um... Thanks, I guess.

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Dana：這也算是賀禮。

Dana: It's also a congratulatory gift.

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Gillian：賀禮？

Gillian: For what?

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Dana：別裝蒜，你肯定剛爽過。

Dana: Don't play dumb. You totally just got some.

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Gillian：……

Gillian: ...

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Dana：是那個巨?Ｒ黑客吧？你一直偷偷盯著她。

Dana: It was Titty Hacker, right? You always had your eyes on her.

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Jill：我給她發(fā)信息了。如果是她跟他搞了的話會承認(rèn)的。

Jill: I sent her a message. She'll confirm if she did the dirty with him or not.

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Dana：記得告訴我。

Dana: Let me know.

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Jill：沒問題。

Jill: Right.

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Gillian：*嘆氣*

Gillian: *sigh*

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Dana：那我回辦公室了。

Dana: I'll be back in my office, then.

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Jill：無論如何……

Jill: Anyway...

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Jill：調(diào)制飲料，改變?nèi)松?/span>

Jill: Time to mix drinks and change lives.

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betty：……

betty: ...

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Deal：……

Deal: ...

Jill：唔……

Jill: Um...

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Jill：一位如此興奮一位如此消沉，發(fā)生了什么？

Jill: You are too happy and you are too mopey. What happened?

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betty：我是對的。

betty: I was right.

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Jill：誒？

Jill: Eh?

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betty：那個Laura妹子愛他愛得五體投地！我猜得太對了！

betty: That Laura girl was head over heels for him! I was right on the money!

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Deal：……

Deal: ...

?【ｃｈａｎ提前出現(xiàn)后的劇情】

Deal：唔……那位姑娘……

Deal: Um, say... that girl...

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Streaming-chan：就當(dāng)我不存在！

Streaming-chan: I'm not here!

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Deal：抱歉！

Deal: Sorry!

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betty：這不是上次那個喝得爛醉的女孩嗎？

betty: Isn't she the one that passed out last time?

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betty：不管她……

betty: Anyways...

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betty：料事如神的betty應(yīng)該喝上一杯啤酒（Beer）！

betty: betty was right and that deserves a Beer!

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Jill：你呢？

Jill: And you?

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Deal：我就算了。

Deal: I'm fine.

?【大杯啤酒】

Jill：敬你這杯。

Jill: For the occasion.

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betty：好的！

betty: Alright!

【普通啤酒】

?Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：喔喔??！

betty: WOO!!

【失誤】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：你毀不掉我的好心情，Jill！

betty: You're not killing my mood, Jill!

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Jill：所以說那姑娘真的迷上他了？

Jill: So the girl was actually infatuated with him?

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betty：你真該看看她聲嘶力竭向他告白的樣子。

betty: You should've seen her, screaming from the top of her lungs that she liked him.

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betty：而他就站在那兒，一動不動不知道想些什么。

betty: And him just standing there thinking.

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Deal：...

Deal：……

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betty：就是這樣！

betty: Just like that!

betty：現(xiàn)在想想，這場面對我來說有點太俗套了。 *冷顫*

betty: In retrospect, it was a tad too cliched for my taste. *BRRRRRRR*

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betty：不過，我就知道她喜歡他。

betty: Still, I KNEW she liked him.

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betty：我是對的！我是對的！

betty: I was right! I was right!

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Jill：他看上去可不太高興。

Jill: He doesn't seem particularly happy.

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betty：他從來都不高興。

betty: He never is.

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betty：……不像你那位同事。天哪，他剛跟誰上床了？

betty: ...unlike your co-worker. Holy shit, did he fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k?

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Jill：你表現(xiàn)得太明顯了，Gil。

Jill: You're making it too obvious, Gil.

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Gillian：怎么會？！

Gillian: HOW?!

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betty：這幅喜氣洋洋的表情準(zhǔn)沒錯。 一看就是那種剛剛得逞，好好享受了一番的男人的表情。

betty: That beaming face is unmistakable. The face of a guy that got some and enjoyed every moment.

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Jill：還是回到主題……我說過，他看上去……陷入了沉思。

Jill: Back to Deal, though. Like I said, he seems... lost in thought.

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betty：這樣的勝利少之又少而難得一見，就讓我好好沉浸在這喜悅中吧。

betty: Victories like these are few and far between. Let me enjoy myself.

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Deal：*嘆氣* 我能來杯不帶酒精的嗎？

Deal: *sigh* Can I get something non-alcoholic here?

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betty：這可沒法讓你緩解愁緒，你個廢鐵。

betty: That's not how you drown your sorrows, piece o' scrap.

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betty：我來一杯Bloom Light。

betty: I'll have a Bloom Light.

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Jill：好的。

Jill: Okay.

?【Bloom Light和無酒精飲品】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Deal：多謝。

Deal: Thanks.

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betty：謝了。

betty: Same.

【只上對了無酒精飲品】

?Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：你這家伙今天可走運(yùn)。

betty: Man, aren't you the lucky bastard today.

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Deal：……

Deal: ...

?【只上對了Bloom Light】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：喔喔喔！我又贏了！

betty: WOOO! I win again!

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Deal：……

Deal: ...

【兩杯都失誤】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：你沒法掃掉我的興頭！

betty: You're not gonna get me down!

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Deal：隨你怎么慶祝，我感覺糟透了。

Deal: Celebrate all you want, but I'm freaking out here.

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Deal：我完全不懂感情！我完全不知道該如何是好！

Deal: I know nothing about relationships! I have no idea what to do!

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betty：呃，對于新手來說……

betty: Well, for starters...

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Deal：你怎么看，Jill？

Deal: What do you think, Jill?

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Jill：我？

Jill: Me?

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betty：她？

betty: Her?

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Deal：betty，我見識過你談的很多段感情了，記得嗎？

Deal: betty, I've seen a few of your relationships. Remember?

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Deal：除了Veronica，還有Angela，Pamela，Sandra，Rita，Monica，Erica，Tina，Mary和Jessica。

Deal: Aside from Veronica, there's Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Tina, Mary, and Jessica.

Deal：或者我該說……

Deal: Or should I say...

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Deal：“不跟我分享床單”，“鼾聲大的像頭豬” ，“膽小鬼”，“香波浪費精” “巧克力癮君子”……

Deal: "Didn't share the bed sheets," "Snores like a pig," "Cold feet," "Shampoo waster," "Chocolate addict"...

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Deal：“宗教狂”、“選錯了本命橄欖球隊”、“禁酒狂”和“張著大嘴嚼東西”。

Deal: "Too religious," "Fan of the wrong rugby team," "Teetotaler," and "Chews with the mouth open"?

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betty：……

betty: ...

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betty：你怎么看，Jill？

betty: What do you think, Jill?

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Jill：這么短時間內(nèi)談這么多次戀愛，你一定算是個芳心粉碎機(jī)。

Jill: That you must be quite the heartbreaker to have so many relationships in a short period of time.

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betty：我是在說這塊廢鐵的事。

betty: I mean about piece o' scrap's situation.

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betty：……還有，謝謝你啊。

betty: ...and thank you.

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Jill：我恐怕不適合談這種話題……呃，Gil？

Jill: I'm not the right person for this, um... Gil?

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Gillian：哼哼哼……哼嗯嗯嗯……

Gillian: Hmhmhm... hmhmhmhm...

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Jill：臥槽這家伙還在云霄間快活呢。

Jill: He's still on fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??king Cloud Nine.

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Jill：（亦或者這家伙正在云霄間快活地Ｃ著呢？）

Jill: (Or is it F?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??cking in Cloud Nine?)

?【ｃｈａｎ依然在偷偷摸摸】

Jill：要不要……

Jill: What about...

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Streaming-chan：偷偷摸摸偷偷摸摸……

Streaming-chan: Sneaky, sneaky...

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Jill：（該死的，她藏得還真挺好）

Jill: (I'll be damned, she actually hides pretty well.)

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Jill：*嘆氣*

Jill: *sigh*

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Jill：首先，你覺得她怎么樣？

Jill: For starters, how do you feel about her?

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Deal：我……我不知道。我不大了解她。

Deal: I... don't know. I don't know her that well.

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Jill：你可以這樣起步。

Jill: You could start there.

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Jill：約她出去幾次，多了解了解她，也許她會改主意，也許你會改變你的……

Jill: Ask her out sometime, get to know her, maybe she'll change her mind, maybe you'll change yours...

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Jill：反正這樣你也不會有什么損失……

Jill: In the end you lose nothing by...

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Deal：怎么了？

Deal: What?

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Jill：我忽然想到我是在為Lilim提關(guān)于“愛”的建議。

Jill: I'm just realizing I'm giving "Love" advice to a Lilim.

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Jill：所以，我不知道這是否適用于你。

Jill: So I don't know how well it applies to you.

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betty：啊，反正這些家伙現(xiàn)在除了器官之外都跟人一樣了。

betty: Eh, these things are humans in all but organs nowadays anyways.

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Jill：就算的確如此，那姑娘會對他產(chǎn)生感覺本身也很有趣。

Jill: Even if that's the case, it's interesting that she felt that way towards him.

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betty：為什么不呢？要我說的話，這是個好家伙。

betty: Why wouldn't she? This fella is a good catch, if I do say so myself.

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betty：而正如我所言：除了器官之外都跟人類一樣。

betty: And like I said: Humans in all but organs.

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betty：你肯定見過那種讓你時常忘記他們不是人類的Lilim。

betty: You've surely encountered Lilim that you sometimes forget are not humans.

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Jill：唔……

Jill: Well...

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betty：我們生活在奇異的時代，但是，嘿，這只會讓事情更有趣啊。

betty: We live in weird times but hey, that only makes them more interesting.

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betty：不過去其他城市時，發(fā)現(xiàn)Lilim還沒有這么好地融入社會，反而會給我一種奇怪的感覺。

betty: It's odd going to other cities and not seeing the same integration of Lilim though.

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Jill：嗯，Glitch City差不多算是個社會實驗的大熔爐，Lilim的融合也包含其中，所以……

Jill: Well, Glitch City is pretty much the cradle of social experiments involving Lilim integration, so...

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Jill：*清嗓子* 無—無論如何。

Jill: *ahem* A-Anyway.

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Jill：嘗試去了解她，你會明白自己的感覺的。

Jill: Just try to get to know her. You'll find out how you feel afterwards.

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Deal：好的，我想我會試試的。

Deal: Yeah, I think I'll try that.

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Jill：（我這可真是毫無新意的建議。）

Jill: (It's quite the uninspired advice if you ask me.)

Jill：還需要什么嗎？

Jill: Anything else?

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betty：讓我們用一杯男鋼琴師（Piano Man）和一杯女鋼琴師（Piano Woman）來慶祝一下吧！

betty: Let's commemorate the occasion with a Piano Man and a Piano Woman!

?【一杯男鋼琴師和一杯女鋼琴師】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：現(xiàn)在我們遇到了困局。

betty: And now we reach a stalemate.

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betty：我通常會選擇男鋼琴師，但我覺得此時此刻選擇女性更有象征意義。

betty: I'd normally take the Piano Man, but I feel there's a symbolic value in taking the woman.

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betty：唔……

betty: Hm...

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Deal：那為什么還要那么點單呢？

Deal: Why order like that then?

【只上對了一杯男鋼琴師】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：那好吧，男的歸你。

betty: Okay then. You take the man.

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Deal：我不要。

Deal: I don't want to.

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betty：可我也不想……啊，去他的象征意義，給我。

betty: Well neith-.. ah, fuc?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】?? symbolism, gimme that.

?【只上對了一杯女鋼琴師】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：好吧，女的歸你。

betty: Alright then. You take the woman.

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Deal：……

Deal: ...

?【兩杯女鋼琴師】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：……

betty: ...

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Deal：我以為你會抖句機(jī)靈。

Deal: I expected a witty comment.

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betty：這種酒也許是唯一一種我討厭的女人。

betty: This drink might be the only kind of woman I don't like.

【兩杯都失誤】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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betty：錯錯錯了。

betty: Aaaand wrong.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

?【Ｂｅｔｔｙ的第一份點單上大杯啤酒或者　上普通杯啤酒后第二份點單正確后的對話，Ｂｅｔｔｙ喝醉】

betty：……

betty: ...

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betty：*抽泣*

betty: *sniff*

Jill：……？

Jill: ...?

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betty：我討厭Laura。

betty: I hate Laura.

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Deal：你什么？

Deal: You what?

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betty：她要從我身邊把你搶走！

betty: She's gonna take you away from me!

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betty：你是屬于我的廢鐵，不是她的！你是我的！我我我我的！

betty: You're my piece o' scrap, not hers! You're mine! Miiiiine!

　

Deal：betty……你并不擁有我。

Deal: betty... You don't own me.

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Deal：不過，我的確不能，在此生中，留下你孤單一人。

Deal: Besides, I can't, for the life of me, leave you alone.

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Deal：我有種只要讓你離開視線，你就會……垮掉的感覺。

Deal: I feel like the moment I let you out of my sight, you'll just... crash.

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betty：嘿嘿嘿……

betty: Heheh...

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Deal：這一點也不好笑。你需要一個人來確保你不會去傷害別人。

Deal: That's not a laughing matter. You need someone making sure you aren't kicking people.

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Deal：這一點也不正常，你知道嗎？

Deal: That's not normal, you know?

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Deal：而且，我和她還沒有什么感情。

Deal: Besides, it's not like I have something with her yet.

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betty：你是對的。

betty: You're right.

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betty：所以你不會離開我？

betty: So you won't leave me?

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Deal：*嘆氣* 如果把你一個人拋下自生自滅的話，我會擔(dān)心死的，真的。

Deal: *sigh* I'd worry myself sick if I left you to your own devices, honestly.

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Deal：我們該走了。

Deal: We should leave now.

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Jill：哦對了！

Jill: Oh yeah!

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Jill：我們正打算在這周日舉辦一個小小的新年派對。我不知道你們是不是愿意來？

Jill: We're holding a small New Year's party tomorrow. I don't know if you wanna come.

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betty：我們會來的！

betty: We'll come!

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Deal：你確定？

Deal: Are you sure?

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betty：我們一定會。

betty: We WILL.

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Deal：好的，我們一定會來，Jill。

Deal: Fine. We'll be here, Jill.

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Deal：那就到時候見了。

Deal: Anyway, see ya then.

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betty：拜拜Bill。

betty: Bye Bill.

Jill：請務(wù)必再次光臨。

Jill: Please, come again.

?【Ｂｅｔｔｙ的第一份點單失誤后的對話】

betty：唔，我們現(xiàn)在該走了。

betty: Well, we better leave for now.

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Jill：哦對了！

Jill: Oh yeah!

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betty：嗯？

betty: Hm?

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Jill：我們正打算在這周日舉辦一個小小的新年派對。你們想來嗎？

Jill: We'll be holding a small New Year's party tomorrow. You guys wanna come?

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betty：當(dāng)然。

betty: Sure.

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Deal：算我一個。

Deal: I'm in.

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Jill：好極了。

Jill: Cool.

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betty：再見啦，拜拜！

betty: See ya then. Bye!

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Deal：晚安，Jill。

Deal: Good night, Jill.

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Jill：請務(wù)必再次光臨。

Jill: Please, come again.

?【ｃｈａｎ在酒吧的對話】

Streaming-chan：派對？我也想來！

Streaming-chan: Party? I'd love to go!

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Streaming-chan：但我已經(jīng)跟大家說了，這周末我會通過自己的派對開始新的一年，所以……

Streaming-chan: But I told everyone that tomorrow, I'd end the year with a party myself, so...

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Streaming-chan：對不起。

Streaming-chan: Sorry.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：（我完全忘記還有她在了。）

Jill: (I totally forgot she was already here.)

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Jill：（嘿，她不來可真走運(yùn)。）

Jill: (Man, that was such bliss.)

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Streaming-chan：不過，我能明白為什么訪問量飆升了。這里發(fā)生的事情的確很有趣。

Streaming-chan: Still, I can see how traffic spiked. Things can get fun here.

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Streaming-chan：接下來，就像上次一樣，我需要向觀眾們展示一些好玩的，給我杯難喝的東西。

Streaming-chan: And just like the last time, I need to show my viewers something fun. Gimme something nasty.

?【第四天沒有灌醉ｃｈａｎ后的劇情，現(xiàn)在才來】

Streaming-chan：你們還記得這家酒吧，對吧？唔……

Streaming-chan: You guys remember this bar, right? Well...

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Jill：該死……

Jill: shit...

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Jill：Gil，我先出去了，我要……

Jill: Gil, I'm out, I'll-...

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Streaming-chan：再·等·等！Lana Smithee小姐，如果你真叫這個的話。

Streaming-chan: Not. So. Fast! Ms. Lana Smithee, if that's your real name.

Jill：（我操……）

Jill: (F?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ck...)

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Streaming-chan：我去Augmented Eye找過你，猜我發(fā)現(xiàn)了什么？

Streaming-chan: I went to the Augmented Eye, looking for you, and what do I find out?

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Streaming-chan：Lana Smithee不是一個人！

Streaming-chan: Lana Smithee is not a person!

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Streaming-chan：這只是一個每個人想寫點廢話的時候就署上的公用筆名！

Streaming-chan: It's just the collective nickname everyone uses when writing crap!

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Streaming-chan：為什么跟我扯這種謊？

Streaming-chan: Why lie to me like that?

Jill：我……

Jill: I...

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Streaming-chan：好吧，無所謂了。

Streaming-chan: Well, no matter.

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Streaming-chan：長夜漫漫，不妨跟上次一樣給我點難喝的東西，好吧？

Streaming-chan: Night's young. Give me something nasty like last time, will you?

?【宣傳飲品或男性化飲品】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Streaming-chan：這就是……！

Streaming-chan: This is the...!

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Streaming-chan：*咳嗽*

Streaming-chan: *cough*

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Streaming-chan：等等……

Streaming-chan: Hold on...

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Streaming-chan：……

Streaming-chan: ...

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Streaming-chan：好吧，確實很難喝。

Streaming-chan: It was nasty, alright.

【其他酒，失誤】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Streaming-chan：……這不是我想要的。

Streaming-chan: ...this is not what I wanted.

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Streaming-chan：*抿一口*

Streaming-chan: *sip*

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Streaming-chan：……你根本沒用心吧，調(diào)酒師？

Streaming-chan: ...are you even trying, bartender?

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Streaming-chan：*抿一口*

Streaming-chan: *sip*

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Jill：不要邊喝邊說話。

Jill: Sip or talk. Not both.

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Streaming-chan：現(xiàn)在是時候由我來扮好人給你點好東西了！

Streaming-chan: And now, it's time for me to be a nice person and give you something nice!

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Jill：誒？

Jill: Eh?

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Streaming-chan：這已經(jīng)是我第二次光顧了，自然也該給你一份屬于我的主題曲！

Streaming-chan: It's the second time I'm here, so it's only natural you get your own copy of my theme song!

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Jill：不必了，多謝。

Jill: No, thank you.

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Streaming-chan：別害羞，盡管拿去吧！

Streaming-chan: Don't be shy, let me give you one!

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Jill：不，多謝了，真的不用。

Jill: I mean it. No, thank you.

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Streaming-chan：哈，太晚啦。它已經(jīng)在你的播放器里了！

Streaming-chan: Well, too late. It's already in your player!

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Jill：這不可……媽的看在老天爺?shù)姆萆?，你是怎么做到的?/span>

Jill: That can't-... How in the everliving fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k did you do it?

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Streaming-chan：這就是魔法！

Streaming-chan: Magic!

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Jill：這是胡扯。

Jill: That's bullshit.

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Streaming-chan：視頻剪輯魔法！

Streaming-chan: Video Editing Magic!

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Jill：你難不成侵入了音樂播放器？

Jill: Did you just hack into the music player?

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Streaming-chan：別管這事了，好么？

Streaming-chan: Let's move on, shall we?

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Jill：……*嘆氣*

Jill: ...*sigh*

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Jill：好吧，隨你便。

Jill: Yeah, whatever.

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Streaming-chan：嘿，這兒不是有狗嗎？

Streaming-chan: Hey, weren't there dogs?

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Streaming-chan：上次你把這地方形容的像個……滑稽安全屋之類的地方，但我什么新玩意也沒瞧見。

Streaming-chan: Last time you talked about this place like it was this... zany haven of sorts, but I see the same shit.

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Streaming-chan：說真的，就沒什么裝飾之類的東西么？

Streaming-chan: Seriously. No decorations or anything of the like?

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Jill：（問得好……那些狗去哪了？）

Jill: (Good question... where are the dogs?)

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Jill：（可能是我壓根沒注意到他們，也可能是他們沒來。）

Jill: (I either haven't paid enough attention to their arrival or they haven't come.)

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Streaming-chan：偶像、報社主編、講人話的狗紛至沓來。然而這依舊是跟上回一模一樣的小酒吧。

Streaming-chan: Idols, newspaper managers, talking dogs. And yet this is the same old bar like last time.

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Streaming-chan：我可以以虛假廣告罪起訴你，你知道吧？

Streaming-chan: I might sue you for fake advertising, you know?

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Jill：（現(xiàn)在一想，或許Boss給那個CIRA捐了不少錢。）

Jill: (Now that I think about it. Maybe Boss just donated money to this CIRA thing.)

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Jill：（然后以“臨時工”的名義把狗忽悠到這兒來找點樂子。）

Jill: (And then tricked the dog into coming here as a "part-timer" for kicks.)

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Streaming-chan：唉，好吧。最近發(fā)生了什么有趣的事？

Streaming-chan: Oh, well. Anything interesting lately?

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Jill：（不是說我想念他們，但他們起碼該來露個臉吧。）

Jill: (I mean, it's not like I miss them, but they should at least show their faces.)

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Streaming-chan：嗨？

Streaming-chan: Hello?

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Jill：抱歉，你剛說什么？

Jill: Sorry, what did you say?

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Streaming-chan：我剛在問你最近有什么新故事嗎？

Streaming-chan: I was asking if there were any new stories?

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Jill：這里不是報社，你知道吧？

Jill: This is not a newspaper, you know?

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Jill：同樣，這兒也不是獵奇故事任你點播的直播間。

Jill: Nor is it a crazy-stories-on-demand streaming service.

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Anna：你知道你自己所說的全都是彌天大謊！

Anna: That's a big fat lie and you know it!

Jill：住嘴。

Jill: Shut up.

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Streaming-chan：但我什么也沒說。

Streaming-chan: But I said nothing.

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Anna：呵呵呵！

Anna: Heheh!

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Jill：呃……我是說……

Jill: Err... I meant...

Jill：“不要再說這類事情了?！?/p>

Jill: "So shut that idea up."

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Jill：嗯……就是這個意思。

Jill: Yeah... that.

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Streaming-chan：不會啦！上次我來這的時候訪問量因為某種原因飆升了，而我這次要找出原因！

Streaming-chan: I won't! Last time I came here, the viewership peaked for some reason. And I want to find out why!

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Streaming-chan：也許那邊的帥小伙可以跟我們分享一下他床伴的故事？？

Streaming-chan: Maybe pretty boy over there can tell us the story of who he fuc?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??ed.

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Gillian：哼……哼嗯嗯嗯……

Gillian: Hm... hmhmhm...

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Jill：他已經(jīng)魂飛天外到連吐槽都不會了，神了。

Jill: He's so distracted he won't even make a retort. Amazing.

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Jill：我想這有些值得一提的事，但……

Jill: I guess there's something worth saying, but...

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Streaming-chan：洗耳恭聽聽聽聽聽聽——！

Streaming-chan: Then I want to hear iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：好吧，*Kira* Miki昨天又來了……

Jill: Well, *Kira* Miki came yesterday again...

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Streaming-chan：你騙誰呢。

Streaming-chan: You're shitting me.

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Streaming-chan：你指望我相信她不遠(yuǎn)萬里又跑來了這兒？

Streaming-chan: You expect me to believe she came all the way here again?

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Streaming-chan：你有證據(jù)嗎？就像上次的杯子那種？

Streaming-chan: Do you even have proof like the glass from last time?

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Jill：唔……

Jill: Well...

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Dana：允許我插句話。

Dana: If I may interject.

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Jill：Boss，你一直在聽？

Jill: You've been listening, Boss?

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Dana：里面的墻又不隔音。

Dana: The walls are pretty thin.

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Jill：哦。

Jill: Oh.

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Dana：總之，她的確來了！

Dana: Anyway, she did!

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Dana：我甚至跟她合影了！

Dana: I even took a pic with her!

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Jill：（她跟她怎么著了？）

Jill: (She did what?)

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Streaming-chan：……

Streaming-chan: ...

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Streaming-chan：讓我看看……

Streaming-chan: Let's see...

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Streaming-chan：為什么？！為什么？！為什么？！

Streaming-chan: Why?! Why?! Why?!

Streaming-chan：我試圖約她見面，但她永遠(yuǎn)在忙。

Streaming-chan: I try to make an appointment with her and she's always busy.

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Streaming-chan：而你就坐在這不動，然后她就自己晃悠進(jìn)來了？！

Streaming-chan: But you sit there and she just comes waltzing over?!

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Streaming-chan：這不公平！

Streaming-chan: It's not fair!

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Jill：嗨，要是我知道這類事怎么就冒出來的話，我不介意跟你分享秘訣。

Jill: Hey, if I knew how the hell stuff like that happened, I'd share my secrets.

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Jill：我現(xiàn)在跟你一樣百思不得其解。

Jill: I was just as baffled as you are right now.

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Streaming-chan：是，但我敢打賭你甚至算不上她的粉絲，對吧，你是嗎？

Streaming-chan: Yeah, but I bet you're not even that much of a fan, anyway, are you?

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Jill：你沒說錯……

Jill: You're not wrong...

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Streaming-chan：能請你至少告訴我她作為顧客感覺如何嗎？

Streaming-chan: Can you at least tell me how nice she was as a client?

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Jill：跟上次一樣，非常優(yōu)雅的顧客，真是個好姑娘。

Jill: Very graceful client much like the last time. A really nice girl.

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Streaming-chan：我要給你留個電話。如果她再回來，一定讓我知道，明白？

Streaming-chan: I'm gonna give you my number. If she ever comes back, you let me know, you hear?

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Streaming-chan：不能讓你把她據(jù)為己有。

Streaming-chan: Not gonna let you keep her to yourself.

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Jill：我個人對她是否還會再來表示懷疑。

Jill: I really doubt she'll come back again though.

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Streaming-chan：她已經(jīng)來了兩次了。我不能錯過任何機(jī)會！

Streaming-chan: She already came twice. I'm not taking any chances!

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Streaming-chan：……

Streaming-chan: ...

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Streaming-chan：呃啊，我需要點什么能澆熄怒火的東西。給我杯女性化的飲料，好嗎？

Streaming-chan: Agh, I need something to drown this anger with. Gimme something girly, will you?

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Jill：好的……

Jill: Okay...

?【女性化的飲料】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Streaming-chan：呼……讓我冷靜一下……

Streaming-chan: Phew... let's just chill a bit...

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Streaming-chan：……還是覺得不公平。

Streaming-chan: ...it's still not fair.

【失誤】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Streaming-chan：這下我更生氣了?。。?/span>

Streaming-chan: Now I'm more angry!!!

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Streaming-chan：知道嗎，你今天好無聊啊。

Streaming-chan: You know, you're boring today.

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Streaming-chan：你既不顯得健談，也沒干點什么滑稽的事情。

Streaming-chan: You're not chatting that much, nor are you doing anything funny.

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Jill：也許訪問量激增什么的只是因為你自己？

Jill: Maybe the whole peak viewership thing is just you?

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Streaming-chan：誒？

Streaming-chan: Eh?

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Jill：也許我和這間酒吧都跟訪問量沒什么關(guān)系。也許只是你自己真的很棒。

Jill: Maybe this bar and me, both had nothing to do with the spike. Maybe you were just that good.

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Streaming-chan：……

Streaming-chan: ...

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Streaming-chan：……你對我來電了嗎？

Streaming-chan: ...are you hitting on me?

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Jill：沒有。

Jill: Am not.

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Jill：（事實上我算是在想方設(shè)法讓你走人，越快越好。）

Jill: (In fact, I'm kinda trying to get you to leave. Pronto.)

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Anna：別對這女孩太刻薄，她挺有趣的。

Anna: Don't be so hard on the girl. She's fun.

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Jill：（又一個大麻煩出現(xiàn)了……）

Jill: (Another nuisance shows up...)

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Anna：嗚哇哇哇哇！Jo討厭我！

Anna: Bwaaaaaaaah! Jo hates me!

Jill：（這不是討厭，這只是……）

Jill: (It's not hate, it's just...)

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Jill：（等等，我不能再卷進(jìn)這種對話了。）

Jill: (Wait, I'm not having this conversation again.)

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Anna：無無無無無聊。

Anna: Boooooring.

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Anna：嗨，嗨，你很好奇吧，想知道總受的床伴是何許人也么？

Anna: Hey, hey. You are curious right? About fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??kboy's partner. Wanna know who it was?

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Jill：（你知道？）

Jill: (Do you know?)

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Anna：也許知道，也許不知道。

Anna: Maybe, maybe not.

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Jill：（那就肯定是不知道，完全不可能知道。）

Jill: (That maybe not settles it then. Not taking any chances.)

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Anna：哦，不要這樣啦！

Anna: Oh, come on!

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Streaming-chan：呃……調(diào)酒師，你剛剛的表情真是異彩紛呈。

Streaming-chan: Um... bartender, you're making lots of faces there.

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Jill：（這沒什么，真的。）

Jill: (It's nothing, really.)

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Streaming-chan：這倆調(diào)酒師是都壞掉了還是怎么著？我該叫經(jīng)理嗎？還是技術(shù)支持？

Streaming-chan: Did the two bartenders break or something? Should I call the manager? Tech Support?

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Anna：嗨，Jo，分清內(nèi)外聲音，還記得嗎？

Anna: Hey, Jo. Inner and outer voice, remember?

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Jill：操……

Jill: Fu?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??k...

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Streaming-chan：什么？誰操了？我是說，除了那家伙以外。

Streaming-chan: What? Who f?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??cked? Aside from that guy, I mean.

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Jill：唔……呃……

Jill: ?Um... uh...

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Jill：我—我是說……你今天真是驚人地鎮(zhèn)靜。

Jill: S-Say... you're oddly calm today.

Streaming-chan：是啊，我最近睡眠比較充足了。

Streaming-chan: Well, I've been getting more sleep lately.

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Streaming-chan：這樣就沒有那種一停止說話就會一命嗚呼的感覺了。

Streaming-chan: That way I don't feel like if I stop speaking, I'll die.

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Streaming-chan：昏睡過去還真是一劑良藥……

Streaming-chan: Crash is one hell of a drug...

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Streaming-chan：而且你知道嗎，不穿內(nèi)Ｋ就?【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】??睡的話還可以算在付費時間里哦。

Streaming-chan: And wouldn't you know, I can actually make it Premium time if I go commando.

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Jill：哈……

Jill: Huh...

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Streaming-chan：但是天哪！我在這都快淡出鳥來了。干點什么吧！

Streaming-chan: But come on! I'm getting bored out of my ass here. Do something!

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Jill：我又不是狗。你不能命令我在地上打滾，知道吧？

Jill: I'm not a dog. You can't just ask me to roll over, you know?

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Dana：不介意的話就由我來取悅你一下？

Dana: Mind if I entertain you a bit then?

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Jill：Boss？

Jill: Boss?

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Dana：你和Gil去休息一下。我來給這位小姐找點樂子。

Dana: You and Gil take a break. I'll entertain the missy here.

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Jill：……好的。

Jill: ...alright.

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Dana：啊，Jill。我的意思是，把Gil也帶上。

Dana: Ah, Jill. By that I meant, take Gil with you.

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Dana：我可不希望他哼哼著跑到路中間然后被卡車給碾了。

Dana: I don't want him humming to the middle of the road and right into a truck's grill.

　

Dana：哈……Grilled Gil。（“Grill”為卡車前護(hù)欄，指被撞的Gil，這里取諧音）。

Dana: Heh... Grilled Gil.

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Jill：說得對。

Jill: Right.

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Jill：好啦Gil，跟我來。

Jill: Alright Gil, come with me.

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Gillian：誒？

Gillian: Eh?