整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項）以及Jill在家里的每日手機資訊。會有部分對話刪減，重點提名某小可愛和某主播。

　　萌新可從零開始，若是對幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到后面。

Jill：?晚上好。

Jill:??G'evening.

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Dana：?今天是伺候狗的第二天。你準備好了嗎？！

Dana:??Day 2 of serving dogs. Are you??ready?!

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Jill：?沒有。

Jill:??No.

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Dana：?振作起來！

Dana:??Cheer up!

Jill：?不要。

Jill:??No.

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Dana：?那種態(tài)度并不會讓你的工作變簡單的。

Dana:??That attitude won't make things easier??for yourself.

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Jill：?伺候狗也不會讓日子好過一點的。

Jill:??Serving dogs won't ease things??either.

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Jill：?你收到Gil的消息了嗎？

Jill:??Have you heard anything from Gil?

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Dana：?沒有，但無論他在什么地方，應(yīng)該都能找?到樂子吧。

Dana:??Nope, but he should be having fun??wherever he is.

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Dana：?還有，你知道我們還有飛鏢嗎？

Dana:??Also, did you know we had darts?

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Jill：?是的，我知道。

Jill:??Yeah, I did.

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Dana：?為什么你不告訴我呢？！

Dana:??Why didn't you tell me?!

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Jill：?因為那種事不需要說也會假設(shè)存在的。

Jill:??Because that's the kind of stuff you??should just assume.

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Jill：?每個標靶都通常會附帶一組飛鏢。

Jill:??A target board usually comes with??a set of darts.

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Jill：?你喜歡飛鏢嗎，Boss？

Jill:??Do you like darts, Boss?

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Dana：?不是特別喜歡，但既然這樣，我就欠某人?一次道歉了。

Dana:??Not particularly, but now I owe an??apology to someone.

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Jill：?……？

Jill:??...?

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Dana：?不多說了，如果你有什么需要就叫我。

Dana:??Anyway, call me if you need??anything.

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Jill：?好—好的。

Jill:??S-Sure.

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Jill：?好吧，那就……

Jill:??Well, then...

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Jill：?調(diào)制飲料，改變?nèi)松?/span>

Jill:??Time to mix drinks and change??lives.

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betty：?哦，嘿。請給我來一大杯啤酒（Beer）好嗎？

betty:??Oh, hey. Can I have a big Beer,??please?

Jill：?（謝天謝地，是人類。）

Jill:??(Thank god, a human.)

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Jill：?沒問題。馬上就好。

Jill:??Sure. Coming right up.

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Jill：?請用。

?Jill:??Here.

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betty：?謝謝你。

betty:??Thank you.

【失誤·小杯】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?這不是我點過的大杯，但無所謂了……

betty:??This isn't big like I asked for,??but whatever...

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

　

betty：?你確定自己知道什么是啤酒嗎？

betty:??You sure you know what a beer is?

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Jill：?抱歉，我剛才走神了。

Jill:??Sorry, I'm out of my groove.

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Jill：?我能打聽一下你在為這些狗做什么嗎，這?位小姐……呃……

Jill:??May I ask what do you do for??these dogs, Miss... um...

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betty：?Beatrice，但大家都叫我betty。

betty:??Beatrice, but everyone calls me??betty.

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betty：?你為什么需要知道那種事？

betty:??And why do you need to know that?

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Jill：?如果你也曾被迫和一群狗共處一整天的話，?你也會對走進店門的人類感到好奇的。

Jill:??If you've been stuck with dogs all??day, you'd also be curious when a human??walks in.

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betty：?有道理。我是他們的獸醫(yī)。

betty:??Fair enough. I'm their veterinarian.

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Jill：?他們都是你的病號？

Jill:??They're all your clients?

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betty：?是啊，我是負責全公司的獸醫(yī)。

betty:??Yeah, company-issued vet.

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betty：?你看，我有自己的辦公室，但位置就在?他們的公司大樓里。

betty:??I mean, I have my own office, but??it's in their building.

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Jill：?也就是說，你是位有手藝的獸醫(yī)……

Jill:??So you're betty the Ve-...

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betty：?哦，別扯那個。

betty:??Oh, cram it.

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Jill：?……

Jill:??...

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betty：?抱歉，我現(xiàn)在可沒心情玩雙關(guān)語。

betty:??Sorry, not in the mood for puns??right now.

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Jill：?我會……牢記于心的。

Jill:??I'll... keep it in mind.

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Jill：?除了雙關(guān)語之外，我還有什么需要對你避?開不提的事嗎？

Jill:??Anything else I might need to avoid??bringing up around you besides puns?

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betty：?人體增強，但那個話題原本就很難被塞?進對話里。

betty:??Enhancements, but that's harder to??shove into the conversation in the first??place.

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Jill：?我記下了。

Jill:??Noted.

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Jill：?但你為什么會反對人體增強呢？

Jill:??What do you have against??enhancements anyway?

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betty：?它們不自然！它們的存在違背了人類進?化的理念！

betty:??They're unnatural! They go against??the very idea of human evolution.

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Jill：?嗯……

Jill:??Hm...

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Jill：?但畢竟存在著人類不通過增強就無法逾越?的……界限。

Jill:??But there's a certain... wall that??humans can't cross without enhancements.

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Jill：?也不是說一旦更換某些肢體或器官，人類?就能自然而然地成為某些領(lǐng)域的專家。

Jill:??It's not like having something??replaced will automatically make you an??expert in things.

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Jill：?比起那些，人體增強更有可能導(dǎo)致能力倒?退，直到當事人能夠適應(yīng)。

Jill:??If anything, getting an enhancement??sets you back until you get used to it.

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betty：?沒錯，但它還是在理論上讓很多事情變?得太簡單了。

betty:??Yeah, but it just makes things too??easy on paper.

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betty：?任何有錢人都能通過更換身體部件來解?決問題。

betty:??Anyone with money can replace their??body parts and call it a day.

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betty：?但是……你說得有道理。技能并不會隨?著增強部件一起植入。至少暫時還做不到。

betty:??But... you have a point. Skill??doesn't ship with enhancements. At??least, not yet.

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betty：?抱歉剛才發(fā)了脾氣，我與人體增強有過?……不愉快的過去。

betty:??Sorry for the outburst, I have...??my story with enhancements.

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Jill：?哦，我并不介意。這可比伺候那群會說話?的狗有意思多了。

Jill:??Oh, I don't mind. It's way more??entertaining than serving drinks to??TALKING DOGS.

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Jill：?*清嗓子* 抱歉。

Jill:??*ahem* Sorry.

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betty：?嘿嘿嘿……

betty:??Heheh...

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Jill：?話說回來，那畢竟是我當前的工作。你還?想再來一杯嗎？

Jill:??Speaking of which, that's my job??right now. Do you want another drink?

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betty：?暫時不用了。

betty:??I'm fine for now.

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Jill：?需要什么的話隨時叫我。

Jill:??Call me if you need anything.

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betty：?好的。

betty:??Sure.

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Wyrm Frigger：??嘿，你瞧見一個紅點了嗎？

Wyrm Frigger:???Hey, have you seen a red??dot?

Jill：?我也算是見識過不少了，但你要找一個紅?點？我今天可沒見過那種東西。

Jill:??I've seen many things in my life,??but a red dot? Not today, no.

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Wyrm Frigger：?你有什么紅色的飲料嗎？

Wyrm Frigger:??Do you have any red drinks?

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Jill：?紅色的飲料？

Jill:??Red drinks?

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Wyrm Frigger：?是啊，那飲料可能會知道什么消?息！

Wyrm Frigger:??Yeah, the drink might know??something!

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Jill：?好—好的……

Jill:??R-Right...

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Wyrm Frigger：?多謝！

Wyrm Frigger:??Thanks!

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Wyrm Frigger：?給我聽好了，臭小子。你要是不?肯交代那個紅點跑哪兒去了，我就把你給喝了！

Wyrm Frigger:??Okay, punk. Hear me out.??You're gonna tell me where that red??dot went or I'll drink you!

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Wyrm Frigger：?我可不是在嚇唬你！我可真會把?你喝掉的！

Wyrm Frigger:??I'm not bluffing! I'll??drink you all up!

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Wyrm Frigger：?這可不是紅的！

Wyrm Frigger:??This isn't red!

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Jill：?你能看到紅色嗎？

Jill:??Can you see red?

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Wyrm Frigger：?我能聞到紅色！

Wyrm Frigger:??I can SMELL red!

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Wyrm Frigger：?你把那個紅點藏起來了，對吧？！

Wyrm Frigger:??You're hiding the dot, aren't??you?!

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Jill：?……

Jill:??...

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Jill：?哦看吶！在那兒！

Jill:??Oh look! Over there!

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Wyrm Frigger：?哪兒？！

Wyrm Frigger:??WHERE?!

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Jill：?……

Jill:??...

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Bangkok Bastard：?那群該死的博美，他們以為?自己能大搖大擺地進來搶走我們的工作。

Bangkok Bastard:??Those damn Pomeranians,??they think they can come and take our??jobs.

Jill：?您說什么？

Jill:??Excuse me?

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Bangkok Bastard：?我們公司因為只雇傭柯基而?吸引了不少媒體的密切關(guān)注。

Bangkok Bastard:??We've been getting some??serious media attention because the??company only hires Corgis.

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Jill：?（媒體還真愛沒事找事。）

Jill:??(Must be slow news day.)

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Bangkok Bastard：?但你知道我的感想是什么嗎？?我們不雇別的狗是再好不過的事。

Bangkok Bastard:??But you know what I say???It's good that we don't hire anyone else.

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Bangkok Bastard：?我們可不需要更多的種族來?毀掉自己的工作環(huán)境。

Bangkok Bastard:??We don't need more races??ruining our workplace.

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Bangkok Bastard：?你都能猜到，接下來他們就?會要求我們雇傭貓了！

Bangkok Bastard:??Next thing you know??they'll be asking us to hire??cats!

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Jill：?其他種族不是能為企業(yè)注入新的能力嗎？

Jill:??Wouldn't other races bring new??skills to the company?

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Bangkok Bastard：?別扯了！你懂什么？給我一?杯咸豬手（Bad Touch）。

Bangkok Bastard:??Shut up! What do you??know? Now give me a Bad Touch.

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Jill：?*咳嗽* 好嘞……

Jill:??*cough* alright...

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Bangkok Bastard：?哼……

Bangkok Bastard:??Hmph...

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Bangkok Bastard：?你就和那群博美一樣沒用。

Bangkok Bastard:??You're just as useless as??those Pomeranians.

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Jill：?如果他們能搶走你的工作的話，難道不是?意味著你才是沒用的？

Jill:??If they can take your jobs away,??doesn't that make you the useless ones?

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Bangkok Bastard：?閉嘴！

Bangkok Bastard:??Shut up!

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Jill：?（種族主義狗……誰能料到呢？）

Jill:??(Racist dogs... what are the odds?)

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Jill：?（……等等，如果我根本就不明白狗之間?的區(qū)別的話，是不是意味著我也是種族主義者了？）

Jill:??(...wait, if I can't tell the??differences between them, does that??make me racist too?)

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Jill：?（以種族主義對種族主義會有什么問題嗎？）

Jill:??(Would it matter if you're racist??against racists?)

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Jill：?唔……

Jill:??Hm...

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betty：?調(diào)酒師！請別打瞌睡了。我要喝一杯。

betty:??Bartender! Please stop dozing off.??I need booze.

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Jill：?抱歉，你想喝什么？

Jill:??Sorry, what can I get you?

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betty：?我要一杯Zen Star。

betty:??I'll have a Zen Star.

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Jill：?沒問題。

Jill:??Sure.

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?謝謝你。

betty:??Thank you.

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?*嘆氣* 敷衍的服務(wù)。

betty:??*sigh* Sloppy service.

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betty：?……

betty:??...

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Jill：?你有什么話想說嗎？

Jill:??Something on your mind?

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betty：?你想聽我說嗎？

betty:??Willing to lend an ear?

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Jill：?那……多少算是我的職責之一吧。

Jill:??It's in the job description...??kind of.

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betty：?那好。既然你剛才提到了會說話的狗，?我覺得—

betty:??Alright then. So, you mentioned the??thing about talking dogs, I thought-

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betty：?— 人們一直以來總是夢想著能與動物交?談。

betty:??- people throughout the ages have??always dreamt about talking to animals.

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betty：?盡管我們一直都可以理解他們的肢體語?言。

betty:??Nevermind the fact we could always??understand their body language.

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betty：?如今在我們終于理解他們之后，卻有著?怎樣的發(fā)現(xiàn)呢？

betty:??Now that we understand them,??what do we find out?

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betty：?他們不過是長著毛皮的（furry），小巧?可愛的公司職員罷了。

betty:??They're just furry, adorable little??office workers.

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betty：?好吧，當我沒說。我還沒見過哪個好?FURRY那一口的公司職員有那些小家伙的一半魅力。

betty:??Actually, scratch that. I've yet to??meet a FURRY office worker with half the??charisma of these little guys.

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Jill：?你還遇見過喜歡furry的公司職員？

Jill:??You've met furry office workers?

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betty：?*嘆氣* 我也是有自己的人生經(jīng)歷的，調(diào)?酒師。

betty:??*sigh* I've seen my share of the??world, bartender.

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Jill：?你聽上去似乎很疲憊。

Jill:??Sounds like you're tired.

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betty：?這是鬧跳蚤和蜱蟲的季節(jié)。我當然很疲憊。

betty:??It's fleas and ticks season. I AM??tired.

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Jill：?也就是說，你就像身上有跳蚤一樣暴躁……

Jill:??So you're tic-...

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betty：?不。許。說。

betty:??Don't. You. Dare.

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Jill：?*清嗓子*

Jill:??*ahem*

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betty：?好吧，這次的“免費酒吧”倒確實挺不錯的。

betty:??Well, this whole "free bar" thing??is nice, though. I guess.

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Jill：?如果我們有時間做好充分準備的話，你們?的體驗還能更好一些。

Jill:??It would've been nicer if we??actually had time to get properly??ready.

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betty：?那是什么意思？

betty:??What do you mean?

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Jill：?我昨天正準備上班的時候才得知酒吧被包?場的消息。

Jill:??I found out about the booking??yesterday as I was getting ready.

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Jill：?顧客是否提了什么特殊的要求？有沒有什?么我需要事先了解的信息？

Jill:??Did the client ask for something??special? Was there something I needed??to know about them?

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Jill：?我們的老板什么都沒具體說明。她拋給我?的只有一句“假裝是在照常上班就好?！?/span>

Jill:??My boss didn't specify anything. All??she said to me was "Pretend it's like any??other day."

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betty：?那是……我們這邊搞砸的，抱歉。

betty:??That... was a screw-up on our end,??sorry.

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betty：?他們當時拼了命地要找到一家能慶祝的地方。

betty:??They were desperately looking for??a place to celebrate.

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betty：?當我得知他們居然真找到了地方的時候，?我還挺驚訝的。

betty:??I was actually surprised to find??out they got a place.

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Jill：?為什么計劃來得這么突然？他們是忘掉了?自己的周年慶還是怎么著？

Jill:??Why all the sudden plans? Did they??forget their anniversary or something?

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betty：?我們原本找到了一個地方，但卡迪根包?下了那里。

betty:??We found a place, but the Cardigans??were the ones that hired it.

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betty：?之后就發(fā)生了一些愚蠢的爭吵，卡迪根?決定不讓彭布羅克出現(xiàn)在他們的派對上。

betty:??Then some stupid argument arose and??the Cardigans decided they didn't want to??have any Pembrokes at their party.

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betty：?我向天發(fā)誓。這群狗就跟惱人的郊區(qū)熊?孩子一模一樣。

betty:??I swear to GOD. These dogs are like??annoying, little suburban kids.

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Jill：?你剛才說的這些……卡迪根之類的是什么意思？

Jill:??What are these... Cardigans I keep??hearing about?

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betty：?哦，那只是另一種柯基犬罷了——他們?的毛色和性格略有不同。

betty:??Oh, just another kind of Corgi -??except with different fur colors and a??slightly different attitude.

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Jill：?這一切簡直蠢到家了。我見識過狗和貓在?一起玩，不同品種的狗在一起玩……

Jill:??All of this is so silly. I've seen??dogs play with cats, dogs play with other??dogs...

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betty：?……還有狗和比自己大兩倍的同類交尾。

betty:??...and dogs mating with dogs twice??their size.

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Jill：?是啊，當狗都在模仿自己的主人時，這種?事自然就會發(fā)生了。

Jill:??Well, that's what happens when you??have dogs mimicking their owners.

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betty：?但你瞧，那正是導(dǎo)致他們出現(xiàn)在酒吧里?的原因。

betty:??I mean, that's the reason they are??in a bar in the first place.

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betty：?但我覺得媒體對彭布羅克柯基的關(guān)注解?決不了什么問題。

betty:??But I guess the media focus on the??Pembrokes probably didn't help.

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Jill：?*嘆氣*

Jill:??*sigh*

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Jill：?算了，請原諒我暫時失陪……我還有一群?狗要……嗯……

Jill:??Well, if you'll excuse me... I have??dogs to... yeah...

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betty：?嗯？哦，好的，好的。你先忙。不用管?我。

betty:??Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah. Do your job.??Don't mind me.

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Tortilla Pope：?嘿，伙計！

Tortilla Pope:??Hey buddy!

Jill：?你好。

Jill:??Hello.

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Tortilla Pope：??誰是乖狗狗？誰是乖狗狗？

Tortilla Pope:???Who's a good boy? Who's a??good boy?

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Jill：?呃……你是？

Jill:??Umm... you?

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Tortilla Pope：?我是？哇哦！謝了伙計！

Tortilla Pope:??I am? Whoa! Thanks buddy!

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Jill：?你想喝杯什么？

Jill:??What can I serve you?

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Tortilla Pope：?嗯，一大杯Sunshine Cloud就?好。

Tortilla Pope:??Well, a Big Sunshine Cloud??would be nice.

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Jill：?稍等片刻。

Jill:??Coming right up.

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Tortilla Pope：?哦哦哦……多可愛的小狗狗？?狗狗乖，握握手……

Tortilla Pope:??Aww... ain't you a cutie???Loopie doopie poo...

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Jill：?……汪。

Jill:??...woof.

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Tortilla Pope：?這不是我想要的！壞狗狗！壞！

Tortilla Pope:??This is not what I wanted!??Bad boy! Bad!

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Jill：?但我并不是“狗狗”。

Jill:??I'm not a "boy" though.

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Cou Rage：?你知道我恨什么嗎，人類？

Cou Rage:??You know what I hate, man?

Jill：?請問你恨什么，狗？

Jill:??What do you hate, dog?

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Cou Rage：?卷心菜，人類！

Cou Rage:??Cabbages, man!

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Cou Rage：?卷心菜就如同下定決心要去健身房的?萵苣一樣！

Cou Rage:??They are like lettuces that??decided to go to the gym!

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Cou Rage：?因為自己的葉子稍微硬點，就以為自?己是根蔥了。

Cou Rage:??They think they are a big deal??because their leaves are harder.

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Cou Rage：?你猜怎么著？我一點都不喜歡他們??！

Cou Rage:??Guess what? I don't like them!!

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Jill：?冷靜點，狗。你想要什么嗎？

Jill:??Calm down, dog. Do you want anything?

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Cou Rage：?我想要卷心菜不復(fù)存在。

Cou Rage:??For cabbages to not exist.

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Jill：?我問的是想喝什么。

Jill:??I meant to drink.

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Cou Rage：?哦……那就請給我一大杯Grizzly??Temple。

Cou Rage:??Oh... I'll have a Big Grizzly??Temple then.

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Jill：?沒問題的。

Jill:??I can do that.

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Jill：?請慢用。稍微冷靜點，狗。

Jill:??Here you go. Chill out for a bit,??dog.

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Cou Rage：?多謝，人類。

Cou Rage:??Thanks, man.

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Cou Rage：?你還不如卷心菜！

Cou Rage:??You're worse than cabbages!

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Jill：?……

Jill:??...

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betty：?調(diào)酒師！

betty:??Bartender!

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Jill：?有何吩咐？

Jill:??Yeah?

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betty：?你有什么甜的嗎？

betty:??Do you have anything sweet?

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Jill：?我們是在談飲料，對吧？

Jill:??We're talking about drinks, right?

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betty：?你是在挑逗我嗎？

betty:??Are you hitting on me?

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Jill：?如果你想那樣理解的話。

Jill:??If that's how you wanna see it.

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Jill：?我想想該為你調(diào)杯什么。

Jill:??Let me see what can I get you.

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betty：?順便調(diào)成大杯的。

betty:??And make it big.

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Jill：?你喜歡大杯飲料嗎，betty小姐？

Jill:??Do you like them big, Miss betty?

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betty：?尺寸并不重要，重要的是你如何包裝。?所謂的美食之所以存在，就是因為這個。

betty:??It's not the size, but how you sell??it. Gourmet food exists for that sole??reason.

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Jill：?至理名言

Jill:??Wise words.

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?多謝。

betty:??Thanks.

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?這可不是我點的。

betty:??This isn't what I ordered.

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betty：?在你道歉之前，我要聲明是關(guān)于狗的事?干擾了你的注意力。

betty:??I'm gonna go ahead and declare that??the dogs thing has thrown you off your??game.

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Jill：?呃……好吧。不妨就這么解釋。

Jill:??Err... yeah. Let's go with that.

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betty：?對了，我很好奇。你接待過的最奇怪的?客人是什么樣的？

betty:??You know, I'm curious. What's the??weirdest client you've ever gotten?

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Jill：?我……不知道該怎么說。奇怪也是分很多種的。

Jill:??I... wouldn't be able to tell you.??There're many kinds of weird.

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betty：?說出最先閃現(xiàn)在你腦海中的那位。

betty:??Pick the first one that comes to??mind.

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Jill：?好吧，曾經(jīng)有過這么一位客人，在點單之?前花了整整30分鐘和自己爭論不休。

Jill:??Well, there was this one guy that??spent 30 minutes arguing with himself??before ordering.

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betty：?那也不是特別奇怪嘛。

betty:??That's not that weird.

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Jill：?他進門時戴著迅猛龍的面具，還尖叫個不?停。

Jill:??He came in wearing a Velociraptor??mask and wouldn't stop SCREAMING.

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Jill：?之后出門的時候卻哼著月光鳴奏曲。

Jill:??He left humming Moonlight Sonata??afterwards.

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betty：?哦……好吧。那還真是奇怪。

betty:??Oh... Yeah. That's weird.

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Jill：?至少他給了不少小費。

Jill:??At least he left a nice tip.

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Jill：?說起這些糗事，我能問下你和人體增強有?什么過結(jié)嗎？

Jill:??Speaking of anecdotes, can I ask??what's your story with the enhancements?

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betty：?為什么對這個這么感興趣？

betty:??Why the interest?

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Jill：?因為這看上去更像是個人恩怨。我感覺這?算不上是倫理問題。

Jill:??Because it seems like a personal??thing. It doesn't sound like it's a??question of ethics.

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betty：?……

betty:??...

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Jill：?而且說實話，我實在是太無聊了。

Jill:??And honestly, I'm really bored.

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betty：?呵……

betty:??Heh...

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betty：?好吧，我就稍微為你助助興。

betty:??Sure, I can entertain you a bit.

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betty：?當我還是大學(xué)新生的時候，曾有幾位朋?友決定給自己的雙手做增強手術(shù)。

betty:??Back when I was a college freshman,??some friends of mine decided to get their??hands enhanced.

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betty：?差不多就是在我們開始實踐外科手術(shù)的?時候。

betty:??It was around the time we all??started practicing surgery.

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betty：?他們只是想利用這個來避開必要的實踐?訓(xùn)練。

betty:??They just wanted to bypass all the??practice needed.

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betty：?為此，他們雇了一個據(jù)說可以為他們做?中介的可疑家伙。

betty:??And so, they hired this shady??character who would supposedly hook??them up.

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betty：?我只說服了其中一人退出這個計劃。

betty:??I only talked one of them out of??it.

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betty：?其他人都跟那家伙走了，并且被切掉了?自己的雙手。

betty:??The others went off with the guy??and got their hands chopped off.

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Jill：?我猜這個故事肯定不會有什么愉快的結(jié)局。

Jill:??This is one of those stories that??ends badly, I'm guessing.

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betty：?沒錯。四個姑娘接受了那套可疑的外科?手術(shù)。

betty:??Yeah. Four girls underwent the??shady surgical procedure.

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betty：?兩人失去了雙手，一人感染了嚴重的關(guān)?節(jié)炎癥，還有一人死在了手術(shù)臺上。

betty:??Two lost their hands, one was left??an arthritic mess, and the last died on??the operation table.

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betty：?你看，所以我才不太喜歡人體增強。

betty:??So, yeah. I'm not too fond of??enhancements.

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betty：?尤其是在人們?yōu)榱恕苊鈩幽X筋而動?歪腦筋的情況下。

betty:??ESPECIALLY if they're taken in an??effort to... avoid effort.

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betty：?這一整套“通過人體增強自動變強“的?文化實在是讓我煩得不行。

betty:??This culture of "become better??automatically with enhancements" really??gets on my nerves.

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Jill：?那故事聽起來還挺耳熟的……那個可疑的?家伙是不是還長著漂白過的八字胡和紋上的黑色?眉毛？

Jill:??That story sounds so familiar... did??that shady guy have a bleached moustache??and tattooed black eyebrows?

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betty：?他還通過電子人工聲帶說話。你見過他？

betty:??He also talked using an??electrolarynx. You've seen him?

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Jill：?沒見過，但我記得有新聞提到過警察正在?抓捕什么進行非法手術(shù)的家伙。

Jill:??No, but I remember news about about??the police catching someone who was??performing illegal surgeries.

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Jill：?沒想到我居然能遇到受過他影響的人。

Jill:??Never thought I'd meet someone??affected by him.

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betty：?世界很小，不是嗎？

betty:??It's a small world, isn't it?

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betty：?*嘆氣* 好了，我該去檢查一下那群狗的?狀態(tài)是否良好了。

betty:??*sigh* Well, I guess I gotta check??on the dogs to see if they're fine.

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Jill：?好吧，我也得繼續(xù)為他們調(diào)酒。感謝你講?述的故事。

Jill:??Sure, I'll keep serving them booze.??Thanks for sharing that story.

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betty：?嗯，嗯……

betty:??Yeah, yeah...

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Accident：?嘿，伙計，你有沒有感覺到時間流逝?得太快了？

Accident:??Hey man, have you ever felt??like time is moving too fast?

Jill：?今晚嘛，我只感覺到時間流逝得還不夠快。

Jill:??Tonight, I'm feeling like it's not??moving by fast enough.

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Accident：?算你運氣好。

Accident:??Lucky you.

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Jill：?好吧，人們常說如果感到時光飛逝，那就?意味著你過得開心。

Jill:?Well, they say that if time feels??like it's going by too fast, you're??having a good time.

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Jill：?你想喝杯什么？

Jill:??What can I serve you?

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Accident：?我要咸豬手（Bad Touch）。

Accident:??I want a Bad Touch.

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Jill：?噗——……抱歉。馬上就好。

Jill:??Pfffft... sorry. Coming right up.

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Jill：?請慢用，祝您過得愉快。

Jill:??Here you go. Have a good time out??there.

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Accident：?也許你說得對。多謝。

Accident:??Maybe you're right. Thanks.

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Accident：?嚯！謝謝你！

Accident:??Whoa! Thank you!

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Jill：?……？

Jill:??...?

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Accident：?你顯然是在通過給我上錯酒來減緩時?間的流逝，對吧？

Accident:??You're obviously giving me the??wrong drink to make time go by slower,??right?

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Jill：?沒錯……

Jill:??Sure...

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Dog 5：?調(diào)酒師。

Dog 5:??Bartender.

Jill：?嗯？

Jill:??Hm?

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Dog 5：?請來一杯Brandtini。

Dog 5:??One Brandtini, please.

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Jill：?好的。

Jill:??Sure.

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Dog 5：?恕我直言，你們的杯墊臟了。

Dog 5:??Excuse me, the beer mat's dirty.

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Jill：?抱歉，我這就換掉。

Jill:??Sorry, I'll change it.

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Dog 5：?不用了，就這么留著吧。反正它已經(jīng)毀?掉了這杯Brandtini……

Dog 5:??Nah, leave it like that. It already??ruined the Brandtini anyway...

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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Dog 5：?哈！如我所料，這破地方糟透了。

Dog 5:??Hah! As I thought, this place??sucks.

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Jill：?……

Jill:??...

【betty醉酒】

betty：?嘿，調(diào)酒師！

betty:??Hey bartender!

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Jill：?……？

Jill:??...?

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betty：?調(diào)……酒師，酒……失調(diào)，十……九條。

betty:??Bar... tender, Den... barter,??Tar... bender.

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betty：?你的職業(yè)名還真有趣。

betty:??Your job has a funny name.

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Jill：?可不是嘛。

Jill:??You don't say.

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betty：?你真是位可愛的淫游濕人。我發(fā)誓，我?可以就地生吞了你！

betty:??You're a CUTE Bard Enter. I swear,??I could just eat you up!

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Jill：?請別這樣。

Jill:??Please don't.

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Jill：?你是什么時候喝醉的？

Jill:??When did you get drunk?

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betty：?我已經(jīng)頭暈?zāi)垦：靡粫毫?，但酒勁?這才上頭。

betty:??I've been a little dizzy for a??while now, but it just properly kicked??in.

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betty：?還有……還有就是，有幾條狗邀請我過?去喝了一杯……

betty:??Also... Also, some of the dogs??invited me over for a drink...

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betty：?但是我可沒有喝醉。

betty:??Except I'm not drunk.

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Jill：?您說了算……

Jill:??Right...

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betty：?能給我一小杯Brandtini？我肯定會給你?錢的！

betty:??Can you give me a small Brandtini???I will definitely pay you money!

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Jill：?但是你沒必要付錢的。

Jill:??But you don't have to pay me.

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betty：?嗷嗚……你真要請我喝一杯嗎？你實在?是太可愛了~

betty:??Aww... will you really buy me that??drink? You're so lovely~

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Jill：?好吧……就順著你的意思來。

Jill:??Yeah... let's leave it at that.

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Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?啐，這可比我原以為的還要小杯……

betty:??Shucks, this is smaller than I??thought...

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Jill：?你可不該再喝更多了，那一小杯就是極限?了。

Jill:??You're in no position to drink??anything more than that thimble full.

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betty：?也許你說得對。

betty:??Maybe you're right.?

【失誤·大杯】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?啐，這可比我原以為的還要小杯……

betty:??Shucks, this is smaller than I??thought...

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Jill：?（……但這其實是大杯的。）

Jill:??(...it's a big one though.)

【失誤】

Jill：?請用。

Jill:??Here.

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betty：?呃……這不是我點的。

betty:??Um... this is not what I asked for.

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betty：?但既然這是禮物，我就不該挑三揀四的。

betty:??But it's a gift. It would be rude??of me to criticise it.

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Jill：?呃……是啊。

Jill:??Err... yeah.

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Jill：?嘿，你是怎么成為獸醫(yī)的？

Jill:??Hey, what made you become a??veterinarian?

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betty：?我熱—愛—愛—愛動物嘛。

betty:??I lo-o-o-ove animals.

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betty：?它們那么可愛，那么有趣，那么……那么……討人喜歡。

betty:??They are so cute, so funny, so...??so... HUGGABLE.

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betty：?我想讓他們一直開心。這就是我成為獸醫(yī)的初衷。

betty:??I want to keep them happy. That's??why I became a veterinarian.

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betty：?雖然這不是一帆風順吧……

betty:??It's not always easy...

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betty：?但只要想到我?guī)椭诉@些可愛的，軟乎乎的，水靈靈的小動物，我就能睡得香甜。

betty:??But the knowledge that I've helped??these cute, cuddly, squishy animals lets??me sleep like a baby at night.

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Jill：?多么迷人的生活啊。

Jill:??Lovely.

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betty：?說起迷人，你被什么人迷得神魂顛倒過嗎，調(diào)教獅？

betty:??Speaking of love, have you ever??been in love, Rand Berte?

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Jill：?我們難道不是都曾在人生的某個階段被迷倒過嗎？為什么問起這個？

Jill:??Haven't we all been in love at some??point in our lives? Why?

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betty：?因為我需要一些建議，而你看起來像是個好人。

betty:??I need advice and you look like a??nice person.

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Jill：?呃……好吧，多謝。

Jill:??Um... sure, thanks.

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betty：?呃……事實上，我要咨詢的問題有關(guān)于?一個非常專注于自己工作的男人，因此我覺得你?可以理解。

betty:??Um... actually, it's about someone??who is really focused on his job, so I??figured you'd understand.

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Jill：?了解。但你想問的究竟是什么？

Jill:??I see. Still, what do you need to??know?

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betty：?怎樣才能吸引那樣的人的注意？

betty:??How do you get the attention of??someone like that?

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betty：?前提是他是如此地專注于某些事，以致于根本無視其他的存在？

betty:??Of someone that's so hyper-focused??on something he disregards everything??else?

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Jill：?呃……對他癡迷的領(lǐng)域產(chǎn)生興趣是個不錯的開端。但這種事可沒有科學(xué)理論可循。

Jill:??Um... taking an interest in whatever??he's obsessed with is a good start. But,??there's really no science to this.

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Jill：?你要讓他感到自己被愛著，而且自己是特別的。就如同你會對其他人所做的那樣。

Jill:??Make him feel loved and special.??Just like you would do with anyone??else.

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betty：?你確定？但他可是特別，特別，特別，特別地癡迷……

betty:??You sure? He's, like, really,??really, REALLY obsessed...

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Jill：?如果他仍然是體面的社會人呢？很不錯嘛！我不覺得那樣有什么問題。

Jill:??If he's a decent member of society???Yeah! I see no problem with that.

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betty：?希望你是對的。

betty:??I hope you're right.

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betty：?我最近剛跟人分手，而且迫切需要一個擁抱。

betty:??I'm fresh off a break up and??I seriously need a hug.

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betty：?哦對了，我該怎么解決對方是個男人這種問題？

betty:??Oh yeah, how do I fix the fact??it's a guy?

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Jill：?……您說什么？

Jill:??...beg your pardon?

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betty：?我不喜歡男人，但我們剛才談的是個男人。我該怎么辦？

betty:??I'm not into guys, but this here??is a guy. What do I do?

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Jill：?呃……

Jill:??Uh...

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Jill：?算了！我還得伺候狗呢，抱歉。

Jill:??Right! Need to serve dogs, sorry.

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betty：?沒必要了。我們該走了~

betty:??No need. We're leaving~

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Jill：?這就走了？

Jill:??Already?

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betty：?別擔心，我們明天還會回來的！

betty:??Don't worry, we'll come back??tomorrow!

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Jill：?好—好的……

Jill:??R-Right...

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Jill：?呼……

Jill:??Phew...