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Potpourri

'Siss boom bah' is ...

????1. The official cheer of the Torus Bulls.

????2. What the audience does at a melodrama.

????3. The noise a sheep makes before it explodes.

Queen Morgana' s favorite piece of music is ...

????1. The Nutkraken Suite.

????2. The Barber/Surgeon of Seville.

????3. The Foul Tempered Clavier.

The air speed of an unladen Carpathian swallow is ...

????1. 25 knots/ ampere.

????2. Twice the square root of its hypothalamus.

????3. 0 (The Garpathian swallow cannot fly).

The song most often sung by singing swords is ...

????1. If ever I would cleave you.

????2. I could have lanced all night.

????3. As long as he wields me.

Geography

The largest body of water on Torus is ...

????1. The Inner Sea.

????2. The Gulf of Blefuscu.

????3. Houndsat Bay.

The border between This Side of Torus and the Other Side is ...

????1. The Rim Mountains.

????2. The Fields of Dreams.

????3. The 39 Steppes.

The largest wooded area on Torus is ...

????1. The Forest Fordytreze.

????2. The Herecumda Copse.

????3. The Enchanted Forest (until yesterday).

The hole in the center of Torus was caused by ...

????1. A giant meteor.

????2. Large hungry rats.

????3. The Centerpunch of the Gods.

Places to Avoid

The most dangerous body of water on Torus is ...

????1. The Eerie Canal.

????2. The Swamp of Perdition.

????3. Lake Gitchiegotcha.

The least effective national defense mechanism ever built is ...

????1. The Great Wall of Lilliput.

????2. The Giant Scarecrow of Krasnia.

????3. The Mimefields of Marceauvia.

The most desolate spot on Torus is ...

????1. The Wandering Waste.

????2. The Empty Quarter.

????3. The Saralee Desert.

The Other Side is ...

????1. The unexplored portion of Torus.

????2. One's wife's opinion.

????3. The side of the fence the grass is always greener on.

Religion

St. Filtrum is ...

????1. The patron saint of oil changes.

????2. The hospital setting of the longest running daytime miracle

????????play.

????3. The smallest of the Glitchian Islands.

St. Aglet is ...

? ? 1. A martyr who was killed by being tickled to death.

????2. The patron saint of one-armed lamb shearers.

????3. The baby sister of St. Ag.

Cabriole is ...

????1. The garment worn by a Lombish Priest while performing

????????the Great Homed Llama Dance during fertility ceremonies.

????2. The favorite incense of Aroma, Goddess of Perfume.

????3. The name of the lance of Honus, God of pointy things.

667 is ...

????1.The?number?of?angels who can dance on the head of a pin.

????2.How many seraphim it takes to screw in a torch.

????3.The Number of the Beast's brother.

Mythology

Kawabunga is ...

????1. The most popular brand of offroad vehicle used on the

????????Mountain of the Gods.

????2. Where the souls of surfers of the Great Barrier Flume go

????????when they "wipe out."

????3. The God of Large Aboriginal Cows.

Thunder is ...

????1. The sound of the skygod's stomach rumbling.

????2. The sound made when the gods go bowling.

????3. The sound of one hand clapping, when the hand belongs to

????????Rumblefist, God of Noise.

The Divine Right of Kings ...

????1. Allows royalty to turn right on red without stopping.

????2. Is King Fudd's favorite novel.

????3. Follows the Sacred Left Jab of Kings.

The name of the Gods' favorite Soap Opera is ...

????1. Allah My Children.

????2. As the Worlds Turn.

????3. One Long Life to Live.

Weapons Beginning with 'B'

A device used to hurl large missiles is a ...

????1. Busker.

????2. Ballista.

????3. Bever.

A barbed dart used in bullfights is a ...

????1. Barabara.

????2: Burasca.

????3. Banderilla.

A sturdy inexpensive jackknife is a ...

????1. Barlow.

????2. Baxa.

????3. Belton.

A cannon that hurls large stones is a ...

????1. Baragouin.

????2. Bombard.

????3. Buccula.

More Weapons Beginning With 'B'

A broad bladed knife or sword is a ...

????1. Barong.

????2. Borachio.

????3. Boudin.

A cudgel is a ...

????1. Ballock.

????2. Balbriggan.

????3. Baton.

Stone balls at end of cord are a ...

????1. Baculus.

????2. Bola.

????3. Blague.

A movable siege tower is a ...

????1. Balatron.

????2. Brassard.

????3. Belfry.

Military

The shortest war in Torian History was ...

????1. The Great Tomato War.

????2. The War of Jenkins' Pancreas.

????3. The Seven Seconds War.

The Battle of Agingcourt was fought ...

????1. Over lack of upkeep of tennis facilities.

????2. To prevent young courtiers from gaining influence with the

????????King.

????3. By the hard of hearing.

The most entertaining Military Action was ...

????1. The Boxer Shorts Rebellion.

????2. The Battle of Hasty Pudding.

????3. The War of the Rose Bushes.

The first war in the animal kingdom was ...

????1. The Boar War.

????2. The Barbary Ape Wars.

????3. The Mongrel Revolt.

Legal

The Law of Amazing Coincidences was discovered ...

????1. In the small province of Coincidences.

????2. By two people at the same time.

????3. By accident.

The Law of Diminishing Returns ...

????1. Was ratified by the Disappearing Parliament.

????2. Isn't what it used to be.

????3. Eventually slowed down and then stopped working

????????altogether.

The Law of Selective Gravity states that...

????1. An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

????2. When you are juggling items, the thing you drop will be

????????the most valuable.

????3. You only stumble when someone important is watching you.

The Law of Inverse Proportions states that...

????1. Only magical objects can be bigger on the inside than on

????????the outside.

????2. The closer you get to a dragon, the less you want to be there.

????3. The longer you try to fine tune something, the more likely

????????you are to break it.

Famous Sayings of Bjorn the Berserker

The fastest way to a man's heart is through ...

????1. His stomach.

????2. His mouth.

????3. His breastbone with an ax.

It is better to have loved and lost than ...

????1. To have loved and been kicked in the face.

????2. To have loved and been discovered.

????3. To have loved and been dismembered.

When in Rome ...

????1. Loot and pillage.

????2. Sack and burn.

????3. Loot, pillage, and sack. Then burn.

If you can't say something nice about someone ...

????1. Scream obscenities in his face.

????2. Say something nice to his wife instead.

????3. Cut his head off.