Someone came to buy melons

有一個(gè)人前來(lái)買(mǎi)瓜

Dude, how much is this melon?

哥們，這瓜多少錢(qián)一斤

Two dollars a pound.

兩塊錢(qián)一斤

Is this melon rind made of gold, or the melon particles made of gold?

這瓜皮子是金子做的，還是瓜粒子是金子做的？

Look at this, where is there a melon now? These are all melons from the greenhouse. You think it's expensive and I think it's too expensive.

你瞧瞧這現(xiàn)在哪有瓜呀？這都是大棚里的瓜，你嫌貴我還嫌貴呢。

Pick me one.

給我挑一個(gè)。

OK, how about this?

行，這個(gè)怎么樣？

Is this melon safe?

這瓜保熟嗎？

I run a fruit stand, can I sell you raw melon eggs?

我開(kāi)水果攤的，能賣(mài)給你生瓜蛋子??？

I ask you, is this melon ripe?

我問(wèn)你這瓜保熟嗎？

You're trying to find fault on purpose, aren't you? Do you want it!

你是故意找茬是不是？你要不要吧！

If your melon is ripe, I definitely want it. What if it's unfamiliar?

你這瓜要熟我肯定要啊。那它要是不熟呢

?if it's not familiar, I ate it myself, am I satisfied?

要是不熟，我自己吃了它，滿(mǎn)意了吧？

15 pounds, 30 yuan.

15斤，30塊

Where is 15 pounds enough for you? You have a problem with that.

你這哪夠15斤？你這秤有問(wèn)題呀。

Are you trying to find fault?

你故意找茬是不是？

Do you want it? do you want?

你要不要吧？你要不要？

Magnet, and as you said, if this melon is raw, you swallow it yourself.

吸鐵石，另外你說(shuō)的，這瓜要是生的，你自己吞進(jìn)去啊。

You tm split my melon, right?

你tm劈我瓜事吧

Sage Lang, Sage Lang

薩日朗，薩日朗

Huaqiang, hey, Huaqiang!

華強(qiáng)，哎，華強(qiáng)！