Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

女人：有什么問題嗎，警官先生？

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

警官：夫人，您超速了。

Woman: Oh, I see.

女人：哦，我知道了。

Officer: Can I see your license, please?

警官：請(qǐng)您給我看一下駕照。

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

女人：我倒想給你，可是我沒有。

Officer: Don't you have one?

警官：您沒有嗎？

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

女人：因?yàn)樽眈{沒了4次了。

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?

警官：我懂了。。。請(qǐng)給我看下你的車輛登記證。

Woman: I can't do that.

女人：這我辦不到。

Officer: Why not?

警官：為什么？

Woman: 'Cause I stole this car.

女人：這車是我偷的。

Officer: You stole it?

警官：你偷的？

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

女人：是啊，我還把車主大卸八塊了。

Officer: You what?

警官：你說什么？

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

女人：他在后備箱里呢，拿塑料袋裝著。想看自己去看。

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

警官看著這位女士，慢慢退回自己的車，然后呼叫支援。幾分鐘之內(nèi)有五輛警車把她的車圍了起來。一位高級(jí)警官手里攥著已抽出一半的手槍，慢慢地靠近這輛車。

Senior officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle. Please!

高級(jí)警官：夫人，請(qǐng)你從車?yán)锵聛怼?/p>

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

女人從車?yán)镒呦聛怼?/p>

Woman: Is there a problem, sir?

女人：有問題嗎，警官？

Senior officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

高級(jí)警官：一位警官告訴我你偷了這輛車，還害死了車主。

Woman: Murdered the owner?

女人：害死了車主？

Senior officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

高級(jí)警官：是的，請(qǐng)打開你車的后備箱。

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

女人打開了后備箱，里面空空如也。

Senior officer: Is this your car,?Ma'am?

高級(jí)警官：這是您的車嗎，夫人？

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

女人：是的，這是我的登記證明。

The first officer is stunned.

前面那位警官愣住了。

Senior officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

高級(jí)警官：有位警官說你沒有駕照。

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

女人把手伸進(jìn)手提包，拿出一個(gè)錢包遞給警官。警官把錢包打開，檢查了一下駕照。他滿臉疑惑。

Senior officer: Thank you, Ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

高級(jí)警官：感謝配合，夫人，有位警官說你沒有駕照，偷了這輛車然后把車主大卸八塊了。

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

女士：我打賭那個(gè)愛說瞎話的小人還說我超速了呢。

昨日謎語答案：

Incorrectly, except when it is spelled incorrectly.

這個(gè)有點(diǎn)文字游戲的意思。字面是問英文中那個(gè)詞總拼錯(cuò)，而錯(cuò)的單詞就是 incorrectly, 所以答案很多人都能想到是 incorrectly，但妙就妙在英文強(qiáng)調(diào)嚴(yán)謹(jǐn)，所以你還得加上，是 incorrectly 這個(gè)單詞，但你不能把它拼錯(cuò)。

今日謎語：

How can you make sure that two people fairly share a cake with a single knife cut?