原題目：Matt Berry reads a husband's plea to his wife about their intimate relations 原視頻: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojfmL_xSrU 喜歡可以關(guān)注這個(gè)叫 letter live的油管號，特別像中國朗讀者哈哈 To my ever loving wife 致我的愛妻： During the last year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times 去年，我嘗試與你“鼓掌”——365次 I succeeded 36 times 我成功了36次 This average is once every 10 days 平均下來是10天一次 and the following is a list of reasons why I did not succeed 以下是我未能達(dá)成的一系列理由 We will wake your mother 7 times 我們會把你媽吵醒——7次 it's too hot 15 times 天太熱了——15次 It's too cold 3 times 天太冷了——3次 I'm too tired 19 times 我太累了——19次 It's too late 16 times 時(shí)候不早啦——16次 it's too early 9 times 時(shí)候太早了——9次 Pretending to sleep 35 times 在裝睡，勿cue——35次 Window open the neighbors will hear 3 times 窗戶尚開，鄰居可聽——3次 backacke 16 times 背痛——16次 toothache 2 times 牙痛——2次 headache 6 times 頭痛——6次 I'm not in the mood 21 times 俺沒那個(gè)心情——21次 It will make the cat jealous, 18 times 貓咪會嫉妒——18次 Mud pack 3 times 臉上要敷泥漿面膜——3次 I'm too drunk 17 times 我醉得太狠了——17次 we have company in the next room, 7 times 隔壁房間有人——七次 Mind my hair 28 times 心疼我的頭發(fā)——28次 Is that all do you think about? 83 times 你只能想到這么多嗎？——83次 Do you think we can improve on our record this coming year？ 你認(rèn)為咱們來年能提高這個(gè)記錄嗎？ Your ever loving husband Don 永遠(yuǎn)愛你的老公——Don