{"ops":[{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"文筆渣警告，如有不對(duì)直接罵，我盡量改正。"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"\n“您好，歡迎來到萬事屋，請(qǐng)問有什么委托？”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“幫我找一個(gè)人。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“好的，請(qǐng)問有對(duì)方的照片嗎？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“給?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“好的，我看看?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n說完對(duì)方遞過來一張照片，我拿起手上一看，發(fā)現(xiàn)照片上的人是我。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“重裝小兔0019，fire。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"在我還未看清對(duì)方的樣子時(shí)，對(duì)方突然來了一句。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“轟！”店里因爆炸而升起陣陣濃煙。濃煙慢慢散去，其中一個(gè)類似防護(hù)罩的東西正在慢慢散去。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“這位小姐，即使我長(zhǎng)得像你要找的那個(gè)人，也不能一上來就動(dòng)手啊?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“艦長(zhǎng)事到如今還打算裝嗎？那就別怪我不客氣了，重裝小兔0019……”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“行了行了，我還真怕了你了?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“所以艦長(zhǎng)終于打算承認(rèn)了嗎？”"},{"insert":"\n“對(duì)啊，不承認(rèn)干啥，不然繼續(xù)讓你炸我店啊？”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“請(qǐng)艦長(zhǎng)不要用問句來回答問句?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“行了，所以你來這到底是為了干啥？先說好，我是不可能再去再回天命干活的。按神州的法律我都已經(jīng)算死人了，你們讓一個(gè)死人去打工，你們是有多資本??？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“放心吧艦長(zhǎng)，不是回天命干活的事。這次我是為了個(gè)人的事情來找你的?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“行，那什么事？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“艦長(zhǎng)你這是萬事屋對(duì)吧？什么都能辦到？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“對(duì)什么都能辦到，只有你想不到，沒有我們辦不到?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“那我想要和艦長(zhǎng)結(jié)婚能辦到嗎？”"},{"insert":"\n“額……”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“行了逗你玩兒呢，明天去我公司上班行嗎？”"},{"insert":"\n“這個(gè)絕對(duì)不行！我好不容易退休了你還要我去工作！”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“月薪12,000，周日放假，包吃包住，包女朋友。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“最后一個(gè)能去掉嗎？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“不行！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“好吧，你把地址告訴我我去你那報(bào)到?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“行，艦長(zhǎng)別忘了啊?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"}]}