本期的嚶文字幕已經(jīng)被標(biāo)題暴露啦~！

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，那就是雙馬CP向的《學(xué)貓叫》和《答案》！

那么話不多說(shuō)直接省略前戲進(jìn)入正題吧~

首先是《學(xué)貓叫》，我看到有人把我做的嚶文又翻譯成中文了，雖然還不是很完美的能夠表達(dá)出意思，但是也已經(jīng)說(shuō)出了七八成我想要說(shuō)出的話啦~

騰：我們一起來(lái)充錢

Let's turn money to QB,

充多充少都是緣

less or more, Wo quan dou yao!????//初稿為less or more, I need all.

不要在意多少錢? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

No matter 1.00￥ or 98E,? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?//初稿為No matter poor or rich.

也別在意深與淺

never mind if dark or deep.

只要掏出你的錢

Once you take out your money,

立馬增加你的顏

better face immediately.

快樂(lè)就能在你的身邊

Wish you could always B with happy.

云：臥槽 你真的臭不要臉

OMG, can you check up your face.

花言巧語(yǔ)勾引我貼你臉

Try to use your mouth to let me be -100%.? ? ? //初稿：……let me be free.

我做生意多年

I've seen a lot money,

怎能會(huì)被你所欺騙

so I wouldn't be treated.? ? ? ? ?//初稿為so I won't be cheated.后來(lái)我想表達(dá)“被騙到石樂(lè)志”所以特意改了。

快滾回去賺你的錢

Get out! And count your little QB.? ? ?//初稿：Get dunked on! Don't ever cheat?me.考慮到下一句結(jié)尾也是me所以改了。

騰：老馬你不要這樣拒絕

Lao Ma, don't be so rude to me.

別浪費(fèi)這來(lái)之不易機(jī)會(huì)

Don't waste the chance that was hard-earned.? ? ? ? ?//現(xiàn)在想想改成Chances are?limited, so don't waste it.會(huì)更好

氪一點(diǎn)不算虧

Just a little, not so much.

再陪你看看世界杯

German Tank Will Never Die!????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?//German還是Germany我糾結(jié)了好久wwwww

只要你開(kāi)心我無(wú)所謂

Give me yr QB, so we'll all be happy.

你看生活多么美

Look, how beautiful the life is.

別再錯(cuò)過(guò)這機(jī)會(huì)

So don't loose the chance again.

不要再糾結(jié)錯(cuò)對(duì)

Don't ever mind wrong or right,

趕緊充筆錢就對(duì)

take yr money to QB, please.

送你驚喜大優(yōu)惠

-20%? ?-35%? ?-70%? ?-99%? ? ? ? ? ?//初稿：Send u discount surprisingly.

再送禮包一大堆

+1%? ? +3%? ? +5%? ? ?+9%? ? ? ? ? ?//初稿：由于實(shí)在想不到押韻的于是干脆和上面的那句一起改了

你看看我TM又要血虧

I used 91.00￥ to bought 100QB!?

馬：你總是說(shuō)你很虧

You always say u're poor here,

結(jié)果上首富之位? ? ? ? ??

too poor to live like millionaire.

又想騙我去爆肝? ? ? ? ??

Then you locked on my liver,

從白天爆肝到黑? ? ? ? ? ?

Fake Pig Armor No.1 !!!? ? ? ? ? ? ?//初稿：Day & Night, I cant over.

我對(duì)你索然無(wú)味? ? ? ? ? ??

I'm not interested with you,????????? ? ? //感謝提醒，其實(shí)應(yīng)該是 be interested in ，當(dāng)時(shí)在BML現(xiàn)場(chǎng)比較亂，所以沒(méi)怎么注意語(yǔ)法，古咩。

所以不要再出現(xiàn)? ? ? ? ? ??

so dissapear, please.

我只想好好賺我的錢? ? ? ? ? ?

I just wanna hustle my money.

騰：也許我做得還不夠好? ? ? ?

Maybe that means you're not rich enough.

在你眼里只會(huì)無(wú)理取鬧? ? ? ??

In your eyes, it doesn't worth to buy.

除了抄還是抄? ? ? ? ? ?

Except for copy, is nothing.

這感覺(jué)就像是強(qiáng)盜? ? ? ? ?

Something for nothing.? ? ? ?//整句斜體

其實(shí)我為人也很低調(diào)? ? ? ?

Actually, I just someone named Pony.

生活如此的多嬌? ? ? ? ??

Life is so beautiful,

一起合作好不好? ? ? ? ??

dalao! I need healing!? ? ? ? ? ?//初稿：Should we become the "2Ma" couple?

賣萌摔跤隨你搞? ? ? ? ??

I can ying ying ying to you,

只要你開(kāi)心就好? ? ? ? ?

also say 666 to u.

送你超級(jí)大禮包? ? ? ? ?

Sent u a super discount.

再送你一個(gè)微笑? ? ? ? ?

Smile to u 1 more round.? ? ? ? ? //這里就是真的為了押韻而押韻了

氪金其實(shí)不多也不少? ? ??

QB, you needn't pay too much on it.

云：臥槽你還來(lái)這套? ? ? ? ?

Hua Q! Son of the b**ch.

嚇得我特別煩惱? ? ? ? ?

I was so f**in' cuming.

你家服務(wù)器卡爆? ? ? ? ? ?

Your DNF always disconnect,

氣得摔鍵盤鼠標(biāo)? ? ? ? ??

made me crazy, as German Boy.

我對(duì)你索然無(wú)味? ? ? ? ? ?

I'm not interested on u!

還好意思找我要? ? ? ? ?

Ah……zhen xiang.

我只想好好地睡大覺(jué)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? //插入一句題外話，當(dāng)時(shí)做的時(shí)候正在BML，每天都早出晚歸的，有感而發(fā)www

Can u give me some more discount?

騰：老馬不要再傲嬌? ? ? ? ??

Lao Ma, don't be so aojiao.

你的心思我看到? ? ? ? ?

You are totally free now.

我明白你的需要? ? ? ? ?

I realize what do you mean,

這就把網(wǎng)絡(luò)修好? ? ? ? ?

here is Wifi in 5G.

裝備皮膚少不了? ? ? ? ?

WuZetian free for 7 days.

讓你當(dāng)一回大佬? ? ? ? ?

Now, Die! Die! Die!

只需要氪一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)就好? ? ?

You just need to pay 98e.

云：你真是沒(méi)完沒(méi)了? ? ? ?

U're totally enough!

非要上門來(lái)推銷? ? ? ??

I don't need "It's highnoon"!

你還真是有點(diǎn)騷? ? ? ??

Are you TND my master?

打你罵你都不跑? ? ? ? ?

Never leave me and my purse.

那么我就不客氣? ? ? ? ?

So don't bless me any more,

打開(kāi)手機(jī)把錢掏? ? ? ? ??

I will only use Paypal.

再送我VIP好不好? ? ??

And pls give me VIP mo do!

這里順便提示一下各位，大部分的歌詞都是有押韻的，而且我的初稿基本上都是可以唱出來(lái)der~

不過(guò)《答案》我做的就有點(diǎn)小粗糙了，畢竟當(dāng)時(shí)《答案》只翻譯了4個(gè)小時(shí)，而《學(xué)貓叫》翻譯了8個(gè)半小時(shí)?？赐晟厦娴闹蟠蠹冶M可以給我下面這篇挑錯(cuò)和提建議，我覺(jué)得有道理的會(huì)在以后翻譯的時(shí)候考慮采用。

（翻譯：這段老子沒(méi)用心做，不服直接炮轟我！我覺(jué)得這炮夠skr的話就主動(dòng)挨揍！）

云：有個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題

There's a question sounds easy.

金錢放哪里

Where to use my money.

是否要放在我這里

Should it be set in my pocket,

才有意義

to make sense only?

騰：你TM又在放屁

I know you're fxxking lying.

小心打你

Thai Boxing Warning.

都怪你害我蒸發(fā) 千億

It's your fault to let me lose trillions.? ? ? ? ? ?//千億=0.1萬(wàn)億=0.1trillion，別被嚶文字幕誤導(dǎo)惹

云：小馬哥不要著急

Mr.Ma, do not worry,

錢包已為你量身定制

Wechat Payment could also be accepted.

不要猶豫

Stop hesitating!

我都會(huì)在這里 陪你

I'll always B with U.

騰：就算我騰訊倒閉

Even if Tencent smashed to pieces,

也不會(huì)把錢放你那里

you won't get 1 cent of my money.

你再墨跡

Hurry up, pls.

小心我就讓你倒閉

Or I'll tell you what's the Deep Dark Fantasy.

云：打我罵我沒(méi)關(guān)系

Try to diss me? It's nothing.

我也不在意

I don't care about it.

反正還有雙十一

After all, the Black Friday is coming,? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?//美國(guó)黑周五，中國(guó)雙十一

在這等你

so prepare to pay for 98E.

騰：我勸你還是放棄

You'd better give up this idea.

快滾回去

Go away, Okay?? ?:(

我只想好好經(jīng)營(yíng)我的生意

I just wanna to be free in my business.

云：小馬哥 別再淘氣

Mr.Ma, don't be annoying.

我的baby

Oh, my money.

優(yōu)惠券給你

-20%? ?-50%? ?-70%? ?-99%? ? ? ? ? ?//初稿：You can get it for free!

不要猶豫

Stop hesitating!

只是一片小小心意

O so ma tsu!? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? //初稿：It's the price I need to pay?for it.

騰：你又在花言巧語(yǔ)

You say that again to me,

總是讓我始料又不及

which always out of my expected.

厚顏無(wú)恥 我只想說(shuō)一句MMP

Dirty liar! I can only say "poor nia yi"?

/*MMP要翻譯成poor nia yi*/

云：你要相信生活中 有驚喜

In life, you should believe that it is surprising.

（騰：驚喜NMB）

（Suprise Mother Fxxker!）

騰：可你花言巧語(yǔ) 不得不懷疑

Sorry, I can't, 'cause it was said from you.

（云：那也別生氣）

（Don't be so angry.）

云：誰(shuí)讓我們相遇在鬼畜區(qū)

No way out. Since that we've met in kichiku.

做人要開(kāi)心 別傷你我和氣

So plz smile to life, and feel the peace & love.

/*以下為同時(shí)出現(xiàn)的字幕，以分割線為主*/

云：所以說(shuō)別再淘氣

So u sa~? don't be naughty,

別再放棄 這美好機(jī)遇

never give up this great opportunity.?

打開(kāi)手機(jī)

Turn on your Xiaomi,

今天晚上給你驚喜

Surprise! Your phone is free now.

所以說(shuō)?

So u sa.? ?

不要猶豫

Come on quickly!

只要愿意 真心都給你

If you're ready, I'll give you everything.

趕緊過(guò)來(lái)和我交易

Come here to have a deal with me

才算合理

could be made sense only.

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騰：我才不管你

So what? I don't care.

我只想要經(jīng)營(yíng)我的生意

I'm only concerned about my business.

可是你的真情實(shí)意

However, your warm heart,

還有霸氣

and your money,

讓我無(wú)法忘記

which make me addicted.

那就答應(yīng)你

I admit……for the time being.

? ? ?這里有個(gè)傲嬌的MG，是否給他丟個(gè)硬幣？

（請(qǐng)選擇）

-我丟啊? ? ? （）

-我丟你啊? （）