elephant shoe

I remember this from?kidhood. If you mouth the words elephant shoe at someone then it looks like you're?mouthing?"i love you".?bless.

"elephant shoe" mouthed?slowly?out of?the window?of?a bus?departing.

by?bigwillch?February 20, 2005

morning deflation

When you wake up and start?deflating?after a nice?long night?of building up gas throughout your?digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch,?yawn, fart,?burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

by?The_ALCH?June 15, 2019

Craic

Irish word for fun/enjoyment that has been brought into the English language. usu. when mixed with alcohol and/or music.
'Bhi craic?agus?ceol?againn' : We had fun and music.
Fun doesn't really cut it though. General banter,?good times had by all.
Also, a person who is good fun/great company.

It was great?craic.
She's great craic when she gets going.
He's great craic when he has a few pints on him.
What's the craic?
How's the craic?
The craic was mighty.

Note: Very tricky to get away with saying this in the US without?getting strange?looks for police officers.

by?Scandal?June 28, 2004

whataboutism

When you deflect?criticism?by pointing out flaws in your opponent, specifically using the phrase "what about x?" This is an attempt to?excuse you?from changing you behavior by painting your opponent as a?hypocrite.

Dad: Son, you haven't cleaned your room in two years. Please?clean it up.

Son: Why are you always telling me to clean my room? What about YOUR room? Or what about your relation with mom? Shouldn't YOU be the one cleaning up your life?
Dad: Quit your whataboutism and clean your damn room.?I'm tired?of seeing that?dead rat?over there in the corner.

by?JohnW22?May 5, 2016

hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around?firefighters?with the intent of?satisfing?personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a?firefighter.

Hey?Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at?RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont?leave me alone.

by?Fireman137?September 1, 2007

No fry zone

One?quarter mile?on each side of the exit from?MacDonalds?drive through. Dangerous since exiting drivers are?digging in?the bag for their fries and not paying attention to the road.

Slow down, it's?the no?fry?zone for?Burger King.

by?keywslt?August 20, 2009

Russian warship... Go fu ak?yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa?February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and?gravitas?in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that??The Russian?Navy?wants us to?surrender, hey Russian warship... Go f*c k yourself"

by?MarshallC?February 25, 2022