Long ago, I was what some would call (Editor’s note: Who? Name names) a programming prodigy.?

很久以前，我被一些人稱為（Editor’s note: Who? Name names）編程神童。

I woke up every morning, cuddled with my pet Python, poured a cup of Java and ate an orange (to ++ the vitamin C).?

我每天早上醒來(lái)，抱著我的寵物蟒蛇，倒了一杯爪哇咖啡，吃了一個(gè)橘子（維生素C）。

While doing my loops at my job I would attempt to take as many ‘breaks’ as possible, until the day I was promptly fired for being too literal and/or having a lack of “work ethic”.?

當(dāng)我在工作中做循環(huán)時(shí)，我會(huì)嘗試盡可能多地“休息”，直到有一天我因?yàn)樘^(guò)刻板和/或缺乏“職業(yè)道德”而被立即解雇。

Although I involuntarily chose to leave that life behind, today’s new release is calling me back, with a slew of maps that will challenge that programmy part of your brain!

雖然我不由自主地選擇了放棄那種生活，但今天的新版本正在召喚我回來(lái)，一系列地圖將挑戰(zhàn)你大腦中的那個(gè)部分！

?（全文機(jī)翻，部分內(nèi)容已作調(diào)整）