{"ops":[{"insert":"這里先問大家一個問題，美國警察里最火的是哪個？"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"答案應(yīng)該是阿肯色州州警(Arkansas State Police)，簡稱ASP。"},{"insert":"\n熟悉ASP的人都知道，這個州警里的警員異常地生猛，什么狂飆100多公里時速PIT嫌犯車輛直接起飛，把自己的車、隊友的車、嫌疑犯的車撞報廢什么的，都算是名場面了。ASP因此也收獲了大量的流量，許多美警愛好者也開始注意到，一個小小的阿肯色州居然出了個這么多莽夫的警局，算是喜聞樂見了。\n但是，我今天寫這個專欄不是單純給大家聊聊ASP的，我寫這個是為了給大家展示一個在ASP圈子里普遍存在的問題，那就是ASP的"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"魔征粉"},{"insert":"，我稱他們?yōu)椤?#34;},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"ASP小鬼"},{"insert":"”。\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/1d8af2ea0664308400424f135e7d59082858c166.jpg","width":2028,"height":1322,"size":1324891,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/79d76d41e02bb4f6968be7db3fd5a5c200f86cfa.jpg","width":641,"height":731,"size":277858,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"首先，我們先理清楚ASP小鬼的概念，也就是:什么是ASP小鬼？哪些人算ASP小鬼？先回答第一個問題，ASP小鬼指的是無腦吹捧ASP的人，行為是不管是什么東西，只要是ASP的，就無腦地硬吹，就差把“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"ASP是我的爹"},{"insert":"”寫腦門上了；回答第二個問題，不是說喜歡ASP的人就算ASP小鬼了，ASP小鬼指的是"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"魔征粉無腦吹"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"的這種人，理性粉當然不算ASP小鬼。接下來我給大家舉幾個例子，讓我們來看看ASP小鬼的驚人言論和作法。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"(由于尊重個人隱私，圖中所有的用戶名我將進行打碼處理，對這個話題感興趣的人可以在網(wǎng)上自行找找)"},{"insert":"\n\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/2b62d65ec67a9176468508d6da66a42010689640.jpg","width":1088,"height":716,"size":431467,"status":"loaded"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"↑這個是一個NYPD追車的視頻，本來在美警圈里平平無奇，但是這條彈幕屬實給我逗樂了。一個有關(guān)NYPD的視頻，一些人是怎么扯上ASP的？這就是典型的ASP小鬼行為，不分場合地說ASP，怎么？你ASP你牛是怎么著，你在一個與ASP無關(guān)的地方硬說ASP你不覺得尷尬嗎？還是說你臉皮厚？你這種行為，你讓那些喜歡其他警察的人怎么想？這人不是有病嗎？"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/376560826258dbdc146ee954a6ecb720803abec6.jpg","width":980,"height":288,"size":83096,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/306ac60aaab334ffcf61062295204776f9d2ddce.jpg","width":1124,"height":376,"size":44784,"status":"loaded"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"↑這兩張是在一個測評美國州警警車的視頻里的。視頻是給別人看各州州警的圖片然后1到10來評分，視頻里別人給ASP打了七分評價，但是某些ASP小鬼就不樂意了，說什么“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"怒了，ASP竟然是七分"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"為什么ASP不是10分"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”這種腦殘粉言論。怎么ASP是你家坤坤啊這么護著它？你下一句是不是“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"理智？你叫我怎么理智？"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”??？看其他彈幕來講ASP小鬼已經(jīng)是人見狗嫌了，別人怎么評價ASP管你什么事?。空婢褪裁炊几掖祮h，該吹的你們不吹，不該吹的你們又瘋狂地吹，腦子思路真tmd清奇。"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/23e63747be445029a7155dda8f0c756a3ea24147.jpg","width":716,"height":1404,"size":336935,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/a06cb4f7a4a7c15200e540c2c2d78c99452dd092.jpg","width":716,"height":348,"size":58859,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/78d7f0841fcc1abf681bd655f7108cb9889ace4d.jpg","width":716,"height":228,"size":40531,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"↑這個是出自某軟件的一個帖子里的。帖子里說找到了car parking這款游戲里的警車的原型，并明確指出原型車是道奇戰(zhàn)馬展會警車。但是一些ASP小鬼就跟瞎子似的當沒看見，就直接說這車是ASP，還美其名曰“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"阿肯色州州警的黑白款式"},{"insert":"”。笑死我了，自己腦子里什么都沒有就開始現(xiàn)編了？之后我指出他的錯誤這小鬼還不樂意了，私信跟老子罵還罵不過，廢物一個，"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"這里就不展開說了，怕不過審(bushi)"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/5a12e4efa57fe35bdcd3c017aa986fd71af855d1.jpg","width":716,"height":960,"size":159296,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/d386d212c1a73a85232495eb80ec441e562d8766.jpg","width":1628,"height":956,"size":1070724,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"↑這個是我在某個QQ群里發(fā)現(xiàn)的。我就有點不明白了，ASP小鬼都是人均瞎子嗎？什么都看不到。請問這警車跟ASP有啥關(guān)系??？就額這亂說"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"(車左上角有德克薩斯州州旗，這車哪個州的不用我說)"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"。怎么你們整天ASPASPASP的，魔征了？哪兒都是ASP是吧？自己腦子什么都不知道凈瞎jb說，左右有兩條線就是ASP是吧？真的，說話都不看場合不過腦子的。"},{"insert":"\n我相信不光是我，看了這期專欄的人都很反感這種ASP小鬼。這種人他們打心里壓根就不喜歡ASP，就是一群只會說ASP給自己找存在感的小鬼。ASP確實有些地方比其他警局做得好，也有值得去吹的地方，但這不是某些ASP小鬼亂玩梗的理由，玩梗得有理有據(jù)。這群人就不是在贊揚ASP，而是在捧殺ASP，給ASP增加了很多污點，就是在侮辱ASP。\n\n好了，這期專欄就是我心情不好瞎吐槽瞎寫的東西，大家覺得我說得有道理的可以"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"點贊、評論或者轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"，讓其他人看看這種不要臉的行為。我也勸勸某些小鬼，"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"不要再給ASP招黑啦！"},{"insert":"\n"}]}