Swallowed shampoo

Prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

Called the number on the bottle

Spoke to a guy

He said, "Vomit"

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Poison"

I said, "Goodbye"

I look at my finger

I look at my life

It wasn't that much

I'll probably be fine

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo

Even though the bottle had a warning not to

I swallowed shampoo！

I'm prob'ly gonna die！

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That, that was, uh, not what i